The second, sixth, and fifth episodes of Yueyue want to play with Shi Niang, and Wukong is very sad
The book is back to the judges, all the things in this world, the most hateful thing is the deception and confusion, if it is between men and women, then it is cheap
Let's say that Huang Shiren's two goods have changed their shape, covering their bodies with the breath of chaotic lotus seeds, and impersonating that they are the Western Babao Mountain and the Memorial Hall Jingming Taoist nickname Xiaosi, and he said something from the bottom of his heart, so obscene that his hands are so wet, and he generally said his heart and heart to the people of Cihang Dao
Although Lao Huang appeared to be deceived this time, but these words came from the bottom of his heart, like a pendant poked at Cihang's heart, making Cihang face Huang Shiren's back, which was really warm in his heart and his imagination
Two flowers bloomed, one branch each, not to mention that Cihang rose and fell in the temple, just said that Huang Shiren, a slut, came out of the temple and came to the woods with a smoke, and the golden-eyed fire unicorn honestly lay on the ground and looked at the moon, very obedient
"Dad, why is it so long?" the fire qilin looked at Huang Shiren and snorted
"I went to see what was going on, I originally wanted to leave, but I met a drifting girl, so I said a few more words" Huang Shiren was in a good mood and was extremely happy
"Drifting girl?where???" The fire unicorn, hearing this, jumped up with a bang, and was about to run out, but was dragged by Huang Shiren's ear
"Yueyue, that girl is very good, even my father and I have to change my body to get over, your cultivation, you can only die, be obedient, and go back to Xiqi with me" Huang Shiren said with a smile
"Xiqi, are there drifting girls?"
"There's a lot of that, it's really looking at the past, high and low, far and near, all of them"
"Then I'll go to Xiqi" The fire unicorn tossed, hunched on Huang Shiren, and ran towards Xiqi with a smoke
Although it was already midnight at the Xiqi Boyi Kao Mansion, the hall was still brightly lit
Bo Yi Kao sat in the middle, Yunxiao sat with him, Bixiao, Qiongxiao, Wukong, Nezha and Na Ji Shuqian and others sat opposite, and a group of people lowered their heads and were silent
Bo Yi Kao frowned and looked at Yunxiao, and said with a smile: "Yunxiao, the immortal chief said that he was going to do something before, and it has been a while since he calculated, and there is no news, but why?"
Yunxiao said softly: "This, I don't know that Huang San has always acted unpredictable and is famous for his ghost thoughts."
"Sister, this is your fault, why is Brother Huang also going to do things for Bo Yi, why do you say that he is thinking about ghosts?" Bi Xiao over there was naturally dissatisfied when she heard her sister's words
"It's just that the eldest sister just has no conscience, and Brother Huang doesn't know what to do when he goes, Xiqi's side is in chaos, and the master is like a cloud, if he meets a strong man, how can he be good?" Qiong Xiao dragged her chin and looked out blankly
Bo Yi Kaobi Qiong Xiao frowned when he said: "Immortal Chief won't really have an accident?"
"Let go of your mother's shit" Wukong stood up with a snort and smashed the table in front of him with a slap: "My master is the first blessed person in the world, even if the people in this fairy world are dead, it is not my turn to be my master, you little white face, you have no conscience to such a shameless extent, my master is going to help you, how can you curse him?"
Bo Yi knows Wukong Niu Cha, where do you dare to argue with Wukong, it is worth laughing and saying: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I didn't mean that, I'm also worried about the Taoist"
"Wukong, the end of wronging people" Yunxiao saw that Wukong was angry at Bo Yi Kao, and he was also angry
was making a fuss, and suddenly saw Qiong Xiaomei running out with a smile: "Brother Huang, Brother Huang"
"Oh, Qiongxiao, I'm good Qiongxiao, come and come, let the eldest brother hug, and see if the meat has grown in the past few days...... Oops, this little belly is extremely smooth, not bad, come on, let me check it up......"
Hearing this bastard's words, the head of the house and Bixiao were so angry that they ran out, but they saw that in the garden, Huang Shiren was holding Qiongxiao and a pair of salty pigs walking up and down, Qiongxiao was good, the little girl not only did not resist in the slightest, but let him fish and meat, and laughed happily...,
"Huang Shiren" Yunxiao waved his hand and released the golden scissors on Huang Shiren's neck
"Rub, Yunxiao, what are you doing? I went out to do errands after a lot of hard work, I was so tired that I almost lost my life, you don't appreciate it, how can you take revenge" Huang Shiren stupidly took the salty pig hand back from Qiong Xiao, and came to Yunxiao with a hippie smile
Yunxiao didn't bother to look at him, and said coldly: "You said to think of a way, but there is a way?"
"Naturally, I have it, and I will go inside and say," Huang Shiren laughed dryly
Yunxiao turned around and entered the house, Huang Shiren and Bixiao walked at the end, the slut leaned over and whispered: "Oh, good Bixiao, I haven't seen you for a few days, I'm getting more and more beautiful and charming, do you want me?"
"I'll slap you to death and go out to be merry and happy, which makes people worry" Bixiao listened to his foul language, with an angry look on his face, but his heart was sweet
"As long as you're happy, shoot to death, hehe, come on, come on, I'm thinking about Lao Huang tightly, kiss one"
"Dead"
The two were grinding, and they heard a thunder in their ears: "Dad, this girl is so beautiful, hehehe, the drifting girl is good"
This sound sounded in Leng Buding's ears, startling Bixiao and the people in the room
Everyone rushed out and turned their faces to look, but saw that behind Huang Shiren, there was a small mountain-like monster squatting, the fire all over the body, extremely domineering, who else could it be if it wasn't the golden-eyed fire unicorn
"Huang Shiren, what is this?" Bi Xiao asked, pointing at the Fire Qilin
Huang Shiren said happily: "This is my good son, Ming called Xiao Yueyue......"
Before he finished speaking, he had already been pulled by Bi Xiao's ears, which was as long as a donkey's ears, and it hurt so much that Huang Shiren cried wolf
"Bixiao, what are you doing?"
"Okay, you me, I knew that you had been merciful for a long time, but I never thought that after going out for a few days, I even brought my son back, you are ruthless, you are ruthless, I will go to Sanxian Island" Bixiao turned around to leave, and was stopped by Huang Shiren and hugged him
"Oh, it's so Bixiao, why are you also a smart person, how can you not come up with the truth, I'm Lao Huang, it's a weasel, this thing is one of the few Qilin clans in the fairy world that are now extinct, I just made it all the best, and I can't get a son, it's not right."
These words made everyone around laugh
"You say it's the Qilin clan?" Bi Xiao looked at Xiao Yueyue, and her facial features suddenly distorted
"Oh, you drifting girl, don't want to pull my father again, if you do it again, I won't spare you to come, play with me, and give birth to a litter of little unicorns for me" The fire unicorn came to him with a wicked smile on his face
"You dog's day" Huang Shiren slapped him
"Dad, what's wrong?"
"This is one of your many mothers, how can you play with your mother?"
"Rub, who told you not to say dad earlier, since it's a mother, I don't want it, I play with that, how about it?"
"If you die, that's your mother"
"Dad, that, isn't it anymore?"
"Not right now, but it won't be long before it happens."
"Dad, you lied to me, you said that Xiqi is all drifting girls, and in the end they are all my mothers, so who will I give birth to a bunch of little unicorns?"
"Good, Yueyue, your mother naturally can't play, but in the future, my father promises to find it for you, how about it?"
"I'll Believe You for a Time Being"
......
A pair of two goods muttered, and from time to time let out bursts of bad laughter, then Yunxiao, Bixiao, and Qiongxiao saw this, and they really couldn't cry or laugh
This slut, I really don't know how much ability I have, I went out for a spin, and I actually got a unicorn as a son, that is the supreme demon clan that has long been extinct
Back then, the dragon and Han tribulation, Sanxiao's cultivation was far inferior to the first, at best, he was a minion, he had seen the power of the demon clan sage with his own eyes, especially the Qilin clan, Weide was in the world, and the three of them knew better than anyone present...,
"Master, this product, it's fun" Wukong was really happy when he saw Yueyue, he walked forward and touched it all the time
"Come on, come on, son, let me introduce to you, this is your second senior brother, this is your third senior brother, in the future, when you go back to Eagle Mountain, you still have a group of senior brothers, all of them are a family"
"The second senior brother is too ugly, full of hair, I don't like it, I like the third senior brother, it's powdery, it's good to drift" Even though it is the same kind as Wukong, the fire unicorn has a soft spot for Nezha, and he is extraordinarily enthusiastic about Nezha
Nezha was originally pure and kind in his heart, and after coming and going, the two of them became hot, and then he realized that he had to hold the golden hoop stick and shake his head: "Master, it's not good."
"What's wrong?"
"Master, my ancestor is the first old slut in the world, you are the first slut in the world, I am the first little slut in the world, with the moon and the moon, rub, I am the title of the first little slut in the world, I am afraid that there will be more than luck"
"If you die, you can't work hard to keep it, let Yueyue be the first little slut in the world?"
"It's also the master who finally said a human word, but Master, Yueyue is such a big lump, and there is fire and wind on her body, it's too dazzling, and it's not safe in Xiqi, besides, if it goes in like this, I'm afraid that the Boyi Kao Mansion will become black charcoal in less than half an hour, so I have to think of a way."
"This is you leading him and giving him the eight or nine Xuan Gong and the three heads and six arms of one dry exercise."
"Okay, knock on my rub, Yueyue, come here, the second senior brother will take you to have fun"
"What's fun?"
"It's better than drifting girls"
"Really?"
"What Master said, can it be fake?"
"Okay, I'll go"
Wukong and Nezha led the fire unicorn to go
Here, Huang Shiren entered the house, sat down, and instructed Qiong Xiao to beat her back, Bixiao to make tea, and squint her eyes to enjoy, how refreshing
Before I had enough enjoyment, I heard Yunxiao say angrily over there: "You slut, now that something big has happened, we are all going to die in a hurry, you can still be in the mood to drink tea"
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One delivery (to be continued)