Chapter 327: The Horror of the Love Brain
With my phone, my life is like opening the door to a new world. At the beginning, Li Xingci's mobile phone was only clicked a few times, reported a book, and then turned it off.
Now she can take a good look at this thing and download Xiaowei first.
"Can you see me?"
"You can see it, you can see it." The empress used her mobile phone to make a video call to Shangguan Yourong, who was shopping for vegetables outside with Yun Juan.
And Li Xingci sat in front of the computer desk and opened the computer word document. In the first line of the document, a paragraph is written.
[Dafeng Dynasty, Yunzhou, Qinglong Sect. Bang! The Nine Heavenly Thunder Tribulation fell, tearing the night apart completely.
In the night, a man in a white robe shouted at the top of his voice.
"I've crossed over into what you wrote!" Now that Zhang Hongfa's book was sealed, he moved the idea of writing a book on his own.
Record the bits and pieces between two people, from the beginning of the encounter. Of course, he didn't write an online article, so he just gave it a try.
If the internal investment can pass, then you can post the article. He can finish it with or without readers.
Of course, if someone can enjoy the book, then he will be happier. Li Xingci said while coding words.
"If you have any questions you don't understand, you can find Du Niang, or you can find an answer on Xiao Dou." has watched a lot of videos, and he has already regarded Xiao Shake as the second small degree encyclopedia.
It's just that finding the answer you want to find through the video requires some screening ability. Because, some videos are inherently wrong and easy to lead people astray.
Weisheng Xianji didn't look up: "Is any question okay?" ”
"Basically all the questions can be answered on the top. Of course, it is limited to this world, and if you search for how to cultivate immortals, most of you will not find the answer. ”
"Oh." Hang up the video call,Weisheng Xianji found Xiaodu,Enter it in the search box first。 'What do you mean by daddy?'
As soon as the screen of the mobile phone turned, a lot of search answers about my father appeared. [What is the stalk of calling dad on the Internet] This seems to be the answer she is looking for, but this stalk-
"What do you mean?" Li Xingci, who didn't know what the empress was searching for, replied while tapping on the keyboard.
"The stalk is the point of laughter, and it is also called baggage in order to tell jokes. Now it has gradually lost its original meaning, and has become a representative of Internet buzzwords, whatever is popular, it is called a meme. The micro-born fairy Ji silently clicked in, and then saw the answer.
[Calling dad on the Internet is a popular word on the Internet, before the Internet culture was not popular
"Daddy" is a reference for father. And then it slowly appeared
The word "godfather", even
The word "dad" has also become a term between certain sexual relationships, and often appears in many unspeakable romantic action movies.
therefore
"Calling Daddy" is no longer limited to the relationship between the child and the father. Daddy means – Father!
An indescribable love action movie, the one she saw in Li Xingci's notebook quickly came to her mind.
So, this guy keeps calling himself daddy, which is tantamount to calling him - father. Weisheng Xianji wanted to confirm again if it was what she thought, and then opened a lower answer.
[Whether it is between couples or husband and wife, boys like to claim to be girls' fathers, which is probably a kind of pampering of boys for girls.
has a certain desire to protect you, and the boy wants to pamper you like a child. Calling her husband during the day and her father at night is just a kind of love between men and women.
The meaning here is that the highest level of a man's love for you is nothing more than treating you as a daughter during the day and a wife at night.
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"Husband?" Hearing the empress call her husband for the first time, Li Xingci's hand tapping on the keyboard stopped. He turned to look at the Empress behind him.
"Wife." Weisheng Xianji seemed to be a thief, and immediately flipped the mobile phone in his hand and buckled it on his lap.
"What's a wife?"
"In this world, people generally don't call their wives their mothers, but their wives." Weisheng Xianji frowned.
"Wife, isn't that what an old woman meant?" Li Xingci explained softly.
"With the passage of time, the meaning of many words has also changed, the lady has become a wife, and the husband has become a husband."
"Father became father." Ahem...... Li Xingci's face changed, and he glanced at the mobile phone on the empress's lap.
Unexpectedly, I dug a big hole for myself.
"Then you listen to me—"
"I don't want to listen to your quibbles!"
"Hmm...... Yunwan and they are coming back......" ...... A war without gunpowder smoke was shouted in Li Xingci
"Mom" before it ended. The empress who was able to take revenge gasped slightly.
"What did you just write on your computer?" Li Xingci kneaded his palms.
"I want to write the story between the two of us into an online article." The phoenix's eyes lit up, and the thought of being the heroine in the book made me feel quite good.
"What's the title of the book?"
"I haven't figured it out yet, do you have any good names?" He just wrote out the scene where the two met for the first time in the Blue Dragon Sect as a beginning.
As for the title of the book, I haven't thought about it yet. If you have voted inside, you will be in a hurry to think about the title of the book. Weisheng Xianji glanced at Li Xingci's side face, and remembered what the two of them thought in their hearts when they met.
"It's called—I've become the empress's cultivation game!" Li Xingci turned his head in surprise and looked at each other.
"You treat me like a training game?" The empress smiled proudly, pinched Li Xingci's chin with her fingers, and rubbed her jade feet in black silk against his calves.
"Or else?" Li Xingci wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, he seemed to be the one who had been raised.
Although he relied on the system in the later stage, he was already able to gain a firm foothold in the world of cultivating immortals on his own. But if there was no empress in the early stage, I don't know how many times I would have died.
After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't come up with a single rebuttal, so I could only say helplessly.
"Good name." …… Li Xingci got up and found a bathrobe, and then went to take a bath. And the empress was in the quilt and took out her mobile phone again.
She has discovered the benefits of Xiaodu, and there are still many doubts to be answered in her heart. And then just in the results I found out that there was one below.
One of them is: Will you help him with your mouth? 1. Skills required...... Weisheng Xianji's throat rolled, and she clicked in with curiosity...... After taking a shower, Li Xingci, who returned to bed in a bathrobe, was about to change his clothes, and then continued to code.
As a result, he was pulled back to bed by the empress and became an experimental subject. Li Xingci took a deep breath.
"Where did you learn this?" Weisheng Xianji couldn't speak, but pointed her finger in the direction of the phone.
Li Xing resigned his forehead, the mobile phone is really a double-edged sword. …… On the street, Shangguan Yourong was carrying vegetables and walking back.
Yun Juan is chatting with her mobile phone, and her friend's name: The past follows the wind.
"We're back." 【When to come?】 】
"It may take a while, my mother said that I am not familiar with this place, and I am afraid that I will be embarrassed when I see you." [Okay, let us know in advance when you come.]
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"Dad sold a lot of jade, and now he has money, and there is a lot of money." [Have I have money? 】
"Who can empty the entire treasury of the palace like you." [What words, what words! It was the old emperor who shoehorned it into me!
Shangguan Yourong turned his head curiously and asked.
"Yunxuan, who are you chatting with?" Yun Wan flipped through her phone, and then put it in her pocket.
"My new friend." Shangguan Yourong took out his mobile phone: "How do you add friends to this?" Yun Wan hooked his fingers.
"Auntie, I'll tell you a secret." Shangguan Yourong looked at the pedestrians on the street, and then squatted down.
"What's the secret?" She squatted down, and her round and straight peach buttocks suddenly attracted the sound of frogs around her.
Yun Wan's small hand covered Shangguan Yourong's ears, and then leaned forward and whispered.
"If you want to learn about the world quickly, you just need to search the souls of the people here." Shangguan Yourong was stunned in place, but his eyes became brighter and brighter.
That's right, as long as she searches for people in this world, she can quickly understand the rules of this world. What the hell is like a green bubble, you know all of what it means.
"You're so smart!" Thinking of this method, Shangguan Yourong didn't even rush back. Her eyes looked around and began to search for her soul-searching target.
By the time the two returned to the community, she had quietly searched hundreds of souls. She has gained a deeper understanding of the world and has even gained a lot of additional knowledge that she didn't expect.
For example, a soul search for a chef has gained a lot of recipes and tips for cooking. Sou Soul is an executive of a company and learns the knowledge of managing a company.
Soul searching is a very temperamental girl who has learned to ...... At this time, her eyes were full of calm.
Hundreds of souls have been searched, and she now knows the world better than most. Why didn't I think of this method before, I must tell the empress about this method when I go back.
However, Yun Wan seemed to guess what she was thinking.
"Auntie, don't tell your mother about soul searching." Shangguan Yourong was stunned.
"Why?"
"Because Dad doesn't want her to understand the world so quickly."
"What's wrong with that?" Yun Wan sighed, after searching so many souls, why still can't he understand this kind of thing.
"Because my dad wants to be with my mom and discover the fun of this world little by little." Shangguan Yourong was a little transparent, and suddenly realized.
"Is this what couples are all about?" Yun Wan looked like a teachable child, and nodded with satisfaction.
"Dad is also enjoying the fun of raising up, slowly turning the lady of the immortal cultivation world into a wife in the modern world."
"But even if I don't say it, it won't be long before the empress thinks of it herself." The empress is so smart, even if she has just come to this world and forgot about soul searching for a while, she will definitely react in a few days.
"No, it won't." Yun Juan is very sure.
"Auntie doesn't know that the love brain is terrible, and it can make the smartest woman in the world a fool. So before the aunt falls in love in the future, she must see if the man is sincere. The corners of Shangguan Yourong's mouth twitched.
"You're like a little adult, you know it's love?" Yun Juan carried his little hands behind his back and raised the minibus.
"Love is to know oneself and tolerate each other." …… A week later. Seeing the three small cards handed over by Li Xingci, after Weisheng Xianji took it, she looked at it carefully.
There is also a photo of her on it, as well as her name, the date of her voice, her address and other information. And the other two, one is Shangguan Yourong's, and the other is Yunjuan's.
"What is this?"
"ID card, just like a disciple token in the sect, with this thing you can prove your identity." He naturally has an identity in this world, but the other three big living people who suddenly appeared here did not have identified.
If you don't have an ID card, it's a hassle after all. But fortunately, by changing the time and then using some hands and feet, it was not difficult for him to get three ID cards.
Weisheng Immortal Ji said curiously.
"Will anyone here check their identity as well?"
"Normally, no one will look up, but you have to have this thing." Li Xingci stopped coding words and turned his head to look at the empress leaning on the head of the bed.
Since watching Xiaoji's various videos, the other party seems to have accurately grasped the man's mind. Knowing his little hobby, he began to learn to shop online.
Black silk, white silk, meat silk, gradient silk, fishing nets, prints, holes, all kinds of patterns. The current empress is like a sultry goblin every night, squeezing him cleanly.
Just like now, the empress was covered with a small blanket, but the jade feet were just exposed. As if knowing that he was watching, his toes were cocked, as if to say: Come here!
Li Xingci's throat rolled, and he looked up at the empress with a wicked smile.
"Without this thing, we would not have been able to get married, to be legally recognized as a marriage in this world." Hearing about the marriage in this world, the empress became interested.
She put away her thoughts and continued to tease the guy.
"You're talking about a marriage certificate, right?" Li Xingci raised his eyebrows.
"You know that."
"I didn't make the video for nothing." As he spoke, he deliberately lifted the blanket to reveal his jade legs in gradient stockings.
It's just that the stockings were rudely torn through two or three large holes last night, revealing tender skin.
Li Xingci got up and sat on the edge of the bed, pulling the nimble little foot.
"Then when are we going to get the marriage license?" was suddenly asked, but the empress was a little stuck.
"I'm going to see you and your parents anyway." The thought of it filled her with worry.
"What if they don't like me?"
"How can I not like you, I can't find a second wife like you in the world."
"But—" The Whispering Fairy Queen's voice became a little low.
"But before we got married, we had Xiao Yunwan, and they would definitely think I was a bad woman." When she was in the Red Emperor Palace, she was very worried.
is worried that the two of them have a daughter before they get married, and the Red Emperor Palace will not accept her. Fortunately, grandpa, grandma and grandparents all like Yun Juan, and even Li Xingci's parents love Yun Juan.
But it was in another world, and at that time, it could be explained that Yun Wan was incarnated. Here, there is no way to explain it.
Transfiguration, who believes.