"What howl? They can't die! It's just that I'm stunned by the yellow fart! ”

"After a while, you find a kid to borrow some boy urine, pour it on their faces, and they will definitely wake up!"

Li Dazhu looked at Li Zhi in shock, "Is it really, really?" Don't lie to me! ”

Pei Chunxue saw that there was nothing wrong, and suddenly interjected.

"Don't believe her! She said she was going to kill your mother and your son? Perhaps, she did it when they are like this! ”

Li Dazhu glared angrily at Li Zhi, "You demon girl, did you say that you made my mother and my eldest like this?" ”

Li Zhi hooked her lips and smiled, and said mockingly, "I said how can the second fat man have an IQ of two hundred and five?" It turns out that you are inherited? ”

"What I'm saying is true or false! Don't you know if you try? Why do you want to give me a? As if you could beat me? ”

Li Dazhu shrank for a moment, this red-clothed fairy girl, his wife can't even do it, where can he do it.

Li Dazhu remembered that when the old Taoist priest was killed, this red-clothed fairy girl really didn't make a move.

He ran out of ideas for a while, squatting on the ground, patting his head with his hands, "Oops! In the middle of the night, where am I going to pee all the boys? ”

Barrage: [Can a child's urine neutralize a weasel's fart? Li Xiangu told me what kind of science is this? Write out the chemical formula and show me! 】

[So, Li Xiangu has started to popularize science again, then I dare not be afraid! ] 】

Li Zhi pulled her lips and smiled, looking at Bo Qi, who was confused, "Actually, the urine of the virgin and the man is fine, and the effect is the same!" ”

Everyone brushed and looked at Bo Qidrunk.

Bo Qi shook his head in embarrassment, "You guys! What do you all think of me? I! I! I don't pee! ”

Li Dazhu and Li Dazhu's daughter-in-law glanced at each other excitedly, and then ran to Bo Qi drunk with a snort, pulling him wildly.

"You are? Is it? Just a little, give us a little, do well, if they wake up, can we ask the god on the mountain, spare your life? ”

Pei Chunxue's eyes wandered, and she hurriedly ran to Bo Qi to get drunk, taking the opportunity to take advantage of the opportunity.

"Drunk brother! Just give them some, and we'll do a good deed! ”

Chu Xian'er also ran over to rub it, grabbing Bo Qi's drunken sleeve and shaking, "Yes, drunk brother, you can save them, you see how pitiful they are, can't we just do good deeds?" ”

Bo Qidrunk shook his head awkwardly, "No! I don't want it! Don't pull me! ”

Li Zhi couldn't help but laugh, "What people want is his urine, not the two of you, what kind of heat are you two rubbing?" ”

Jin Li shook her head speechlessly, "I've seen someone who took advantage!" Haven't seen anything so cheap? You can also rub this thing? ”

Bo Qidrunk suddenly boldly grabbed Jin Li's hand and asked, "Sister!" Do you say I will give it or not? You name it! I'll give it! ”

Li Dazhu and his wife looked at Jin Li expectantly, "You are his object, right?" I think he'll listen to you! ”

"Girl! Hurry up and persuade him to give us some urine! I'll let the Sakaki on the mountain let you two go! ”

Jin Li blushed and roared, "Me! I'm not his object! You are talking nonsense! ”

Pei Chunxue had an idea, and grabbed Bo Qi's arm hard, "Actually! I'm his object! I'll let him pee on you, and you let the great god on the mountain let me go!" ”

Chu Xian'er squeezed over and grabbed Bo Qizui's other arm, "I'm his target!" I can make him ...... too."

Bo Qi yelled with a red face, "They're not! Don't get me wrong! ”

Huo Ye went out, ran over and suddenly grabbed Bo Qi, "Actually, I'm also his object......"

Li Yunting also let it go, in order to live, he gave Li Zhi that slut, knelt down and called his father, he did it!

He was still afraid of this???

"Actually! I'm his target! ”

Bo Qidrunk's whole body cracked, and he stretched out Er Kang's hand to deny it frantically, "I didn't!" I'm not! You are talking nonsense! ”

Tan Tian and Bai Sichen glanced at each other, and the two of them didn't speak, but silently joined the team of Bo Qi's drunken object.

Jin Dahao also covered his mouth that was so exaggerated that he couldn't close it and ran over.

Jin Li blushed and watched all this speechless.

Li Dazhu and his wife's eyes widened in shock, "You are all his objects?" You city people are really good at having fun! How many people do you have, young man? Can you still be that? ”

Bo Qi was drunk and couldn't argue, took Jin Li's hand, and ran to Li Zhi's side.

The barrage in the live broadcast room scrolled rapidly.

[Hahahaha, good Nima evil sect! ] This evil variety show should be changed to, "Next Stop, Big Injustice and Little Milk Drunk and His Objects!" 》】

[I can't laugh anymore!] Family! Huo Ye and Li Yunting have become drunk brothers, these two beep kings, they are real dogs! 】

[Isn't Pei green tea a dog? ] 】

[Isn't Chu Bailian a dog? ] 】

[Brother Tantian is not a dog, he is just bent, I can accept this, who let my brother's prosperous beauty hit my heart! ] 】

[Poof, hahaha! The shadow of this moment! A little drunk and drunk to be cured with a lifetime! 】

Jin Jingsen walked in the shadows under the moon, hugged Li Zhi's small waist, and said to her ear, "Good meat!" I don't feel good here! I'll drive you back now......"

Li Zhi looked up at the round of blood moon under the black velvet canopy, and slowly narrowed her peach blossom eyes that twinkled with stars, "I'm afraid it's too late......"

At this moment, a cloudy wind suddenly blew, and a black fog filled the air.

Figures loomed in the fog, and faint ghostly voices were heard by the wind.

"Give me my life! Took my life money! Give me my life! ”

The big pillar husband and wife didn't make a fuss, Bo Qi was drunk, hugged his mother, dragged his unconscious son and ran behind the big rock to hide.

Barrage: [?????? 】

[Buy life money? When did they ever receive money to buy their lives? Everybody? 】

【Life Money??? it! Is it the kind of life money? 】

[What is the money to buy a life??? Don't scare me! Which god will explain? 】

"Buy life money! Is it this, this, this? Tan Tian shuddered from his pocket and took out a paper bag.

The name is vaguely written in blood-red handwriting, as well as the eight characters of birth.

His frightened hand shook, and the yellow paper fell to the ground and quickly melted into the soil.

Pei Chunxue screamed in fright, her face turned pale in an instant, "This, isn't this the seasoning package in the roast chicken?" ”

Jin Li was shocked, "Roast chicken? Didn't you hand it over? ”

Tan Tiandu was about to cry in fright, and asked tremblingly, "Yes, I handed over the roast chicken, but I don't know how to keep this seasoning package in my hand, I threw it away now, is it too late?" ”

Bai Chunfeng yelled angrily, "It's too late! Is this life money? You're not going to take it all, are you? ”

"It's over! Have you all eaten the roast chicken? This Red Lotus Village is too evil! It's time to set up! ”

At this moment, everyone was eager to pick their throats and spit out the roast chicken they had eaten.

How happy I was when I first ate it, and how desperate I am now!

At this moment, in the black fog, figures emerged one after another, and the sounds were heart-warming and terrifying.

"Give me my life! Give me my life! Give me back my life~"

"Ahh

The barrage in the live broadcast room was a mess.

[Ahh it! Scared to pee! Scared to pee!! 】

[The evil variety show has amplified the move! ] The baby can't stand it! 】

[Mom, I want my mom, this show is not suitable for a 200-pound baby like me! ] 】

[It's over!] Finished! Li Xiangu hurry up and come to popularize science!! If you don't come again, I'm going to stop believing in science! 】

[Science, science, science, science, science, science!] Barrage body protection, all demons and monsters, retreat, retreat, retreat! 】

At this moment, the black shadows were heavy, the ghosts were crying wolves, and the yin wind was terrifying.

The black fog on the top of the mountain not far away is pervasive, and it spreads all the way down, faintly

There was a chain friction sound that made people's hearts numb and their eardrums were in sharp pain.

"Whoa! Crash! Crash! Whoa......"

There was a sound, as if an invisible hand was choking everyone's necks, which was creepy and the scalp exploded.

In the middle of the faint black shadows, a fierce and evil black figure appeared.

Vaguely a tall man, dressed in a black antique robe, his silver hair blown by the black wind.

With each step he took, the chains rubbed against the ground, making a loud noise.

The moment he appeared, the evil wind was raging.

His voice was as hoarse as sandpaper rubbing against gravel, low and eerie.

"This seat, Black Water Demon Lord, Jin Sakaki!"

"Zizi, my heart, you are finally here, in order to celebrate your return, this seat is going to kill, hehehe......"