Chapter XXVII. Occupational Diseases

There are two mercenary groups in the mercenary alliance that look at each other all year round and have constant friction with each other. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoOne is the Dream Back Mercenary Group, and the other is the Purple Gold Mercenary Group. Both sides are large groups of 300 people, which is also the maximum number of people stipulated by the kingdom's law, after all, mercenary groups are also considered local forces, and too many people will also pose a threat to law and order or royal power.

Of course, for general tasks, 300 people are enough anyway, and usually the task is generally a team of four or five people. You must know that Warcraft is not stupid, the higher the level of Warcraft, the higher the intelligence of Warcraft, and if you find a large group of people coming from afar, you will already run away by yourself. Warcraft live in a harsh environment, hunting has a high risk, the prey targeted are mainly thin and young, once injured in the fight, recovery is more troublesome, and the reduction of combat power during the injury is also dangerous.

Today's high-level demonic beasts will not attack humans unless they are extremely hungry or extremely threatened. First, because the strength of human beings is indistinguishable, the real sword saint wears a little tattered, and if he doesn't let go of his fighting spirit, he will be just an ordinary old man. The high-level demonic beasts have already suffered enough losses, and they can hide as much as they can. I saw 300 mercenaries coming at once, and unless this monster went crazy, it would run.

Of course, there are loopholes in this law, although a regiment is up to 300 people, if several regiments are combined, it is equivalent to a small alliance. This aspect cannot be too detailed, and Lou Baole can only open one eye and close one eye for the time being. From a policy point of view, the mercenary mechanism will be banned sooner or later. The task may be entrusted to the entire army or the sheriff of the main city.

A large number of people wandering around with weapons are indeed very dangerous. Mo Siye City is indeed one of the most chaotic cities in the country, many mercenaries rushed in a few words, and they grabbed a lot of knives and slashed each other on the street, and everyone was used to dying a few mercenaries every day.

Such a chaotic place, of course, needs to be rectified. There are also many scholars engaged in policy analysis in Lou Baole Kingdom, and most of them believe that when society develops to a certain level and everyone has something to eat, then most people are not willing to risk their deaths, and the mercenary alliance will naturally collapse. Of course, this is only an ideal state, and it is far from being good at the moment.

Lou Pauler's current policy is only to send a lot of bards to stay in Mosian City. I hope that the constant propaganda of the bards will make them a little more civilized, and the rest will not be able to control for the time being. But this policy has been going on for several years with little effect.

3 years ago, the civil war of the Black Gobi Mercenary Alliance was the small alliance led by the Menghui Mercenary Group and the small alliance led by the Zijin Mercenary Group. At that time, the number of people on both sides was already more than 1,000, and the scale of the war was larger than that of many noble fiefdoms, and even the scale of the war between small countries was grander.

It is said that the reason is only because the other party laughed at the leader of the Dream Return Mercenary Group as a woman. Kevin directly took this one and persuaded Little Spoon, but in fact, Kevin himself didn't believe it much. This kind of reason is more like scolding to motivate the fighting spirit, and it is more likely that there is a deeper conflict of interests behind the group battle. Of course, Kevin is not one of them, and the specifics are not very clear.

After that a large number of bards entered the city, but it was a pity that it was somewhat impossible to supervise what all the bards said. Everyone knows the contradiction between the two mercenary groups, so it is very simple to make money. When he saw that there were many people in Zijin, he laughed at those who dreamed back. When he saw that there were many people dreaming back, he scolded Zijin.

This is several times more profitable than talking about "The Legend of Rex" or yellow jokes, the only thing you need is not to bring brains. Kevin had been here before, and he tried to evaluate the relationship between the two groups fairly and impartially, but unfortunately no one liked to hear it. Zijin doesn't like to hear it, and she doesn't like to hear it when she dreams back.

If he hadn't been a bard, he would have died here. The mercenaries here are still more respectful of the bard, or rather, they don't dare to move. The mercenary is dead, it's nothing, the bard is dead, it's a case.

Now the bard is the same: "I followed the caravan escorted by the Dream Back Mercenary Regiment the other day, and there was nothing wrong along the way. By the end of the day, the caravan's supervisor had given them two gold bricks. According to the agreed price, it should be one and a half gold bricks, and we have to find half of the two. ”

As a result, the gang wanted to leave, and the supervisor hurried up to stop them, only to reply that half a dollar was a tip at that time. The bard simulated the scene vividly, "The supervisor is in a hurry, how can there be half a gold brick as a tip, and it is really okay to tip it separately!" In this way, the two of them inked for a long time, and dreamed that these people had no choice, and proposed to cut the gold bricks in half. ”

Laughter erupted in the tavern, and while it was feasible to find money, it was considered to be the poor. The dignified mercenary group, there is no gold coin change?

"Cut it, cut it, our supervisor has no opinion, what I didn't expect is that the gold brick has not been cut yet?" the bard mocked, "You said that you honestly press the blade up, and you can break it hard! ”

"I thought at the time, fortunately there are no bandits coming, if there is, I guess I will have to give an account of my life. The bard sighed, "I will never go to find a dream back to take on the task in the future." ”

There was laughter in the hall, and a group of Zijin people were full of superiority, and regardless of whether the bard's joke was true or not, they had already begun to raise their glasses and drink. Many people said casually: "What level can a mercenary group led by such a woman be able to dream back? It's really to give them face, what can they do? Hahaha!"

"That's it, seeing the copulation, the woman can't stand it anymore and starts to make noises, hahahaha!"

Kevin just stood by and to be honest, he hated the bard's way of telling the truth. But I have to admit that this is one of the fastest ways to get money.

Bang! The table in the corner was suddenly slammed, and just listening to this sound, those who are familiar with it know that someone must be unable to listen to it and start shooting.

But when everyone looked back, they found that there was only one table, and there was no one.

Just when everyone was surprised, a figure jumped out from under the table and stood directly on the table. Only then did everyone realize that it was a female dwarf.

The average height of a dwarf is only the height of a table, and when entering and exiting public places, hotels generally provide booster seats on which they can sit and eat like Terrans. But once they got up, they stood on the ground, and it became a strange phenomenon that everyone looked back and didn't find anyone.

"Bastard!" the female dwarf pulled out her heavy sword from her back, stood on the table and waved it, "Do you want to bring a gold brick, or...... A few soldiers over there, bring your long swords, and I'll cut them all for you!"

Everyone looked at her carefully, and the double ponytail hairstyle on her head dragged all the way to the ground, but because she was a dwarf, her hair was not very long. He looks like he is already an adult dwarf, but it's hard to say how old he is. Her hands and feet were short and stout, and she had a heavy sword taller than all of her and a lot of weight. The eyes were quite big, but at this time they were full of anger, and their faces were flushed.

This is just a mercenary branch, but there are more Zijin gathered, but it doesn't mean that there are no people who dream back.

But the bard just smiled: "We all know that the recruit's Lou Baole sword is the most rubbish thing, and it will even break as soon as it is broken." If you cut this kind of thing, it seems that you are at this level. Hahaha!"

The hall in the tavern burst into laughter, and someone chimed in: "Be careful not to break the wine glass, you are so poor, don't be able to afford it!" "Yes, yes, don't cut the new soldier's sword, you can't afford to pay it when the time comes!" ......

Of course, the dwarf alone could not say so many people, and she could only blush, staring at the bard fiercely, eager to cut off his neck.

On the side, Marcus ignored this situation, he just took a few action manuals of the Poison Forest and handed them to everyone, which has a lot of precautions, which are extremely important to improve the means of survival, and must be seen when entering the forest.

But Kevin just glanced at it and closed the book, he already knew. He was more interested in watching the farce in front of him, and after thinking for a while, he quietly said to the chief: "Sir, our mission is a shame for the dream back mercenary group, obviously the dream back mercenary group is more familiar, if you can help them, it will help our mission." ”

Marcus glanced at Kevin in some surprise: "The army doesn't intervene in the mercenary group fight, it's very troublesome." Don't worry about it so much, you hurry up and read the booklet, and we'll leave after reading it. ”

"Sir," Kevin closed the booklet and returned it directly, "You don't really think that their mission failed because they couldn't control it, right......?"

Marcus frowned: "You kid talks a lot, shut your mouth!"

On the side, Stat had already quietly poked Kevin in the arm, motioning for him to stop talking. It is taboo for people in lower positions to try to teach people in higher positions how to work.

Kevin was bored with himself, so he simply stopped talking, anyway, he had already finished reading what he should have watched. Next, I waited for the others to read it, returned the booklet, and then hit the road.

"I'll kill you!" the dwarf finally took it any longer, and leaped to her feet, her heavy sword slashing at the bard. The audience exclaimed, and many people stood up.

Kevin saw that the tragedy was about to happen, and before he could think about it, a magic missile hit the bard's foot directly, and the bard immediately fell down. The heavy sword grazed over his head, and it was dangerous and dangerous.

The bard sat down on the ground, and the dwarf missed her sword, but she couldn't pursue it any longer, but glanced at Kevin: "What are you doing? You think I'm really going to kill him? ”

"You, you, you attack the bard!" the bard jumped, "you rough woman, wait for the sheriff to come and trouble you!"

"Hmph, you were the one who slandered me for dreaming of returning to the mercenary group first!And I didn't attack you!I just scared you!Are you hurt?" The female dwarf was not convinced.

But it's a pity that this side seems to be Zijin's home field, and almost all the mercenaries don't like him. Laughing together, almost the whole hall was besieged, and all kinds of foul language also went up, and the female dwarf clenched her sword and suddenly became angry: "Do you say it again? Come out! I'll single out a group of you!"

"Haha, come on!" someone was immediately provoked and pulled out two axes.

"Kevin!" said the chief suddenly.

"Yes!" Kevin replied subconsciously.

"I'll leave it to you. The chief said casually. Just now a magic missile saved people, it can be said that it is far beyond the ability of the recruits. Just look at the other people next to him who didn't react like wood, and then the surprised expressions of bards afterwards. The chief suddenly felt that Kevin might really have a good ability, so let him play it, and he would be happy to be a leader.

Kevin suddenly received the order and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, but immediately reacted: "Everyone, stop!"

Everyone was stunned and couldn't help but quiet down, it wasn't that Kevin had much strength, nor how loud Kevin's voice scared everyone, but at this time Kevin was a soldier of the kingdom and represented the military. The military is going to speak, and everyone will listen for the time being.

"Don't let this shameless bard fool," Kevin immediately denounced the man, "this kind of person is nothing more than a shameless person who wants to provoke a fight between the two sides and make money from it." You fought for his words, and he didn't care at all on the side, but laughed at you for being stupid. ”

There was a slight discussion in the hall, to be honest, these mercenaries are not completely idiots, and after listening to it too much, they feel that there may be something wrong with it. But they just love to listen, and they can't help it.

Not to be outdone, the bard said: "I'm talking about what I've experienced, I've seen with my own eyes!"

"Hahaha!" Kevin laughed, "Maybe you really saw it with your own eyes, but think about it." The Purple Gold Mercenary Group and the Dream Back Mercenary Group have been fighting for many years, and in the eyes of most people, you are evenly matched. If the Dream Back Mercenary Group is only at the level of his mouth, then doesn't it mean that it is also saying that your Purple Gold Mercenary Group is also at this level?"

For a moment, there was a lot of discussion in the hall, and the bard's face turned pale: "You ......"

"He's just beating around the bush and scolding you, and you're still here cheering?

"Who are you?" said the bard, gritting his teeth.

"Does it matter who I am?" Kevin stepped forward, "I'm just a regular recruit. Who are you? Are you a bard? What do you spread? What you spread is all fighting and killing, and you deserve to be a bard?"

The bard took a step back: "You, you ......"

Kevin took a step ahead: "What's wrong with peeking at gorilla mating? You ignorant stupid people, do you know who wrote these pamphlets? These are all written by professors from Wang Li Academy, where do their information come from, and don't they all come from every time you peek at them in person?"

"If we don't peek at animals, how do we know when an animal is in heat, and whether it is dangerous during estrus? When mating is completed, how many litters are born, how many are killed each time, too many animals will become extinct, too few may cause ecological damage! Observing animal behavior is also more conducive to the further development of our technology. Every object created by the so-called creator god is ingenious, you know?" Kevin took another step.

The bards all retreated to the door: "You, you ......"

"Do you know how much the death and casualty rate of the Mercenary Alliance has dropped since the compilation of this booklet? Why do you have to read this booklet every time you enter a new jungle? The mercenaries present have experienced it firsthand, and you actually make a big deal of nonsense and laugh at academics with your ignorance!" Kevin roared, "Get out of here!"

The bard took another step back, but stumbled over the threshold, sat down in the doorway, and turned away in shame.

Everyone present was stunned, and even the chief was surprised: "Why did you spray the bard away?"

"Ahem, occupational disease. Kevin coughed dryly.