Chapter 3 Xiegu Temple (II)
"Don't panic, benefactor, my name is Xiao Linglong, what the benefactor just said is right, I am indeed a goblin, and I may look a little fat." Xiao Linglong said.
"Mm-hmm, not fat, not fat." Women never want others to say that they are fat, Sun Li still has this bit of common sense, especially in the middle of the night, the other party's intentions are unknown.
"The presiding monk of this temple trapped me here with a bowl, made me eat grass when I was hungry, drank dew when I was thirsty, and treated me like a cicada...... He said it was to help me remove my karma. Just now you kicked over the 'Three Realms Demon Lotus Bowl', and I was able to regain my freedom, so you are my great benefactor. ”
"The story is quite well-written, could it be that I colluded with Zhao Gan in advance to entertain me? But it's not that easy to trick me. Sun Li was not so scared when he thought about it.
"Actually, I'm not a monster who does a lot of evil, originally I was an ordinary white radish in the backyard of Guanghan Palace, this day the fairy child pulled me out and washed it, smeared it with osmanthus sauce and put it in the rice bowl of the jade rabbit. Seeing that I was about to enter the temple of the five internal organs, and the soul returned to the five grain fields, but unexpectedly, the co-workers were angry and touched the mountain, the sky collapsed in the northwest, the earth fell to the southeast, the heavenly court was in chaos, I fell to the ground, and I didn't know who kicked it down in the world......"
"Oh." Sun Li thinks who cares about your story full of loopholes, this Zhao Qian shouldn't go to such great lengths to tease me.
"I landed on a mountain called Wangwu, the sun and the moon are like shuttles, time is like an arrow, and I don't know how many thousand years have passed. In the sky, all I enjoy is golden wind and jade dew, and when I fall to the ground, there is sludge and filth all around me, which is really miserable. ”
"Really?" Sun Li said perfunctorily, thinking about how to get out.
"Later, an old man took the whole family to move the mountain to open the way, digging and digging, and this day I saw that a hoe was going to cut me into two parts, and it happened that the Emperor of Heaven sent King Dali to help move the mountain. I was moved here with the mountain, and then I met the Taoist who traveled to the clouds, passed on my magic formula, and slowly cultivated into a human form, and since then I have devoted myself to cultivation, hoping to ascend to the immortal world again. ”
"Oh, it's so tortuous." Sun Li wanted to pat Xiao Linglong on the shoulder and encourage her, "Then why are you trapped at the bottom of the bowl?" After asking, he regretted it, didn't he think she wasn't chatty enough.
"Originally, I practiced here and had nothing to do with others, but one day I was discovered by a mountain farmer who went into the mountains to dig ginseng, and he thought I was a 10,000-year-old ginseng. Ten thousand years are there, but I'm not ginseng. Shannong entangled me with a red thread, and I escaped to Xiegu Temple while he was not paying attention, but I happened to bump into the secret of the temple, and I was trapped by the old monk's spell. Woo woo woo ...... "In the end, Xiao Linglong came out of it with sadness and cried again.
"The girl's situation is indeed worthy of sympathy, but I didn't save you, maybe because it was dark and you recognized the wrong person, and I was very happy to chat with you, but I have an exam in a few days, so I'll go back and rest first, so don't do it." Sun Li couldn't stand up, and found that the hem of his clothes was sitting on the ground of Xiao Linglong's buttocks, unable to move.
"Benefactor, listen to me. The old monk is terrible, it is dark and cold under the bowl, and sometimes he comes to knock on the bowl to torture me, I am worse than dead. It is not advisable to stay here for a long time, so the benefactor should run with me. Xiao Linglong took Sun Li's hand and stood up.
Sun Li stood in place and looked at Xiao Linglong in a daze, and did not act at his feet. He thought, in the middle of the night, who wants to run with someone who looks like a monster like you, but he can't show his fear, so that Zhao Qian will succeed.
Xiao Linglong said: "Benefactor don't be afraid, although I am a demon, I have never harmed anyone, only the people I met hurt me deeply." ”
Sun Li said: "Do you have anything to fear?" ”
Xiao Linglong said: "Speaking of which, as a radish, I am most afraid of rabbits." ”
Sun Li was overjoyed when he heard this: "I belong to the rabbit, forget it, I don't embarrass you, you can leave quickly." ”
"Benefactor, I have my own way of making you believe what I say. Offended, please come with me, what the facts are, you will know at a glance. Xiao Linglong strangled Sun Li's mouth with a handkerchief, tied a knot at the back of his head, found the "Three Realms Demon Lotus Bowl" from the ground and put it in his sleeve, and then pulled Sun Li towards a dense bamboo forest.
Xiao Linglong walked like a fly, and it was effortless to carry Sun Li. Sun Li thought to himself, could it be that he really met a monster!
"Benefactor, listen to me. Did you know that there is no valley here, but why is this temple called 'Slanted Valley Temple'? Instead of learning from the compassionate bodhisattva, the monk went mad and did not learn from the compassionate bodhisattva, but studied the evil art of writing a person's name on a person's bones, and within twelve hours, the bones and flesh were dry, and that person's soul was stored in a new body. That's why its real name is 'Bone Temple', and people have mistaken it to its current name. Benefactor, are we walking too fast, your hands are hot and sweaty. ”
Sun Li thought to himself, could this female goblin be playing tricks on me? In the middle of the night, I listened to the goblin tell ghost stories, and I was so frightened that I broke out in a cold sweat and asked me if it was hot.
It is said that the two walked into the bamboo forest that they passed by with Zhao Qian during the day, and it turned out that there was a house inside, which could not be seen from the outside at all. Walking under the windowsill, Xiao Linglong whispered: "Look inside for yourself, don't make a sound." With that, he gently moved a wooden window.
Sun Li was both scared and curious, so he looked in through the window, this look didn't matter, he was only scared to the point that his hair was knotted and the soles of his feet cramped. I saw candlelight flickering in the small room, birds and animals, snake bones and shark fins, some skeletons with some skin and flesh hanging back and forth, and the joints and bones creaking. When the two skeletons touch one piece, they either scuffle together, tearing bones and flesh flying everywhere; Or hug each other and laugh, laughing so hard that the ribs are embedded in one place and it is difficult to separate. There is also a pile of bone shelves piled up in the corner, and the large and small skeletons are mixed, which is very terrifying. Sun Li gasped and fainted, but fortunately he was caught by Xiao Linglong.
Xiao Linglong first pinched Sun Lirenzhong, pinched his chin, and saw that it didn't work, so she had to tear off the handkerchief tied to Sun Li and blow mouth to mouth. After blowing thirty or fifty times in a row, I saw that Sun Li's face was a little bloody. Xiao Linglong struck while the iron was hot, opened the bow left and right and slapped more than a dozen times, Sun Li said "aha", grew a breath of turbidity, and woke up.
Xiao Linglong asked, "The benefactor believes me now, right?" ”
Sun Li thought that this must be a nightmare, so he wanted to twist his thigh with his hand, but he didn't expect that his arm was so numb that he didn't listen to the call.
Sun Li remembered what was written in the book: "The mandrill ghost clings to the grass and trees and becomes a charm, harming people; This little Linglong, who calls himself a white radish, is really a goblin, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, and slowly cultivating into a human form. ”
As soon as he thought so, he unconsciously glanced at Xiao Linglong again, the female goblin in front of him did not open his blood basin to eat him, but he couldn't believe everything in front of him.
Sun Lizheng was spontaneously stunned, and Xiao Linglong suddenly picked him up and flashed to the side of the room in two steps: "Someone is coming." ”
After a while, sure enough, a firelight approached, and then a voice of conversation was heard that was not very clear: "...... I don't know how this person named Zhao Qian offended our host, and his name was to be written on the duck bone...... I heard that our "immortal chicken" was poked to death by him, is there such a thing? ”
"Shhh
"Oops!" Sun Li complained bitterly in his heart.
The two monks opened the door, threw their things inside, and then locked the door and left.
When the lights were far away, Sun Li hurriedly rushed to the wing.
Xiao Linglong floated up and said, "Benefactor, the temple gate is over there, you ran in the wrong direction." ”
Sun Li said: "My classmate is still sleeping in the wing, and I want to see if he is sick." ”
Only the moonlight came in the room, Zhao Qian was lying on the bed on all fours, Sun Li lowered his voice and shouted: "Zhao Qian, Zhao Qian, wake up, don't sleep." ”
Who expected Zhao Qian to be greedy for a cup before going to bed, but he was sleeping soundly at the moment, and even though Sun Li shouted, he was still snoring like thunder.
Xiao Linglong pulled out the hairpin and handed it to Sun Lidao: "Benefactor, use this to stab him." ”
Zhao Gan was woken up from his sleep, sat up angrily and said, "Brother Sun, what the hell are you yelling." ”
Sun Li didn't know where to start, and said while packing up his things: "It's too late to explain to you, hurry up, let's go down the mountain first, hurry up!" ”
Zhao Qian had no choice but to get up and shake the fire fold and light the candle, he suddenly saw Xiao Linglong blocking the door and shouted: "Mom! Hell! Then he fainted.
Xiao Linglong poured a cup of herbal tea from the teapot on Zhao Gan's face, and Zhao Qian woke up slowly.
Zhao Qian grabbed Sun Li and said, "Brother Sun, where did you recruit a monster, why aren't you afraid, you two won't be in a gang." ”
Xiao Linglong said: "It is not advisable to stay here for a long time, it is better to leave quickly." ”
Zhao Qian said: "Who wants to listen to your ......" Before he finished speaking, he fainted again.
No matter how Sun Li called this time, Zhao Gan was silent, and no longer angry, Sun Li was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and he didn't know what to do.
Xiao Linglong said from the side: "I don't seem to be scared by me this time, could it be that I have already been beaten by the old monk?" ”
Sun Lidao: "I don't know very well, but just now I heard those two little monks talking about the name of their classmate Zhao Gan...... Was it really a spell...... That's how it can be good. ”
Xiao Linglong said: "Don't panic, don't panic, the plan for now is to escape from here first, take away the body and soul of the benefactor and friend, and then find a way." After a long time, his body decomposed, and he was unable to return to heaven. ”
"What you say is true, but what should you do?" Sun Li looked at Xiao Linglong anxiously.
"I have a plan to get the best of both worlds, but I don't know if my benefactor will be able to adopt it."
"As long as I can save Zhao Gan's life, I will agree."
"Uh-huh. How about letting me enter the body of my benefactor and friend for a while, and then let's take the duck with the sojourn and escape? ”
Sun Li had never encountered such a bizarre thing in his life, his brain was blank at this time, and he had no idea at all, but he listened to Xiao Linglong's words and made some sense: "Everything depends on the teachings of the immortals." ”
said that it was too late, and then it was fast, but I saw Xiao Linglong reciting the trick and urging the spell, and her fat body suddenly turned into a cloud of green smoke and drilled into Zhao Gan's nostrils.
"Where are the immortals? Don't leave us behind. Sun Li looked around and shouted in a low voice with a crying voice.
"Don't panic, benefactor, I'm here." It was clearly Xiao Linglong's voice, but I saw Zhao Qian sit up from the bed.
Sun Li was shocked and couldn't laugh or cry, he thought to himself that he had read the book of sages hard, and he only remembered that Ji Lu asked about ghosts and gods in the Analects. The master used the phrase "If you can't help people, how can you help ghosts?" "I was scared back, so the things in front of me were too tricky for me to deal with at all. The person in front of him was obviously Zhao Gan, but his speech and demeanor were completely different, he didn't know whether to call the other party "Zhao Qian" or "Xiao Linglong", both of them were definitely not the same thing.
Xiao Linglong walked up to Sun Li and pulled his sleeve and said: "Benefactor don't be confused, you save my life, I will repay you as a spring, the current situation is urgent, you still call me Xiao Linglong, we will divide the soldiers into two ways, you go elsewhere to set a fire to divert the attention of the monks in the temple, I will go to the house just now to find the soul of the benefactor and friend, and we will meet at the stone tablet at the entrance of the temple." After speaking, without waiting for Sun Li to nod, he rushed out of the door.
Sun Li went out and walked around, not knowing where to light the fire, the material resources were difficult, and it was a pity to destroy it. Finally, he gritted his teeth and set the latrine on fire. After igniting the fire, Sun Li rushed all the way, and when he arrived at the agreed place, he hid behind the stone tablet and did not dare to breathe.
"The slanting sun falls into the secluded realm, and the valley is dark and deep in the tree. The temple bears the golden light protection, and the three treasures are fierce. Tibetan poems, Xiegu Temple is fierce, and it is really dangerous. Wait, the last word is strung together and read upside down - Baohu Environment...... Protecting the environment? The old monks in this temple must hate people who destroy the environment. It turned out to be such a meaning, Sun Li pondered in his heart and said to himself: "Brother Zhao, you always say that those who become big things are not informal, scribble and litter, this time you can be retributed." ”
"Sun Li! You slasher of a thousand cuts! How did you collude with the demons to harm me? This was Zhao Gan's voice, but it was a fat duck with a brown fur and a green neck that Xiao Linglong was holding in her hand.