Chapter 5 Renyi Village (Middle)
Ma Yida nodded yes and made a concluding speech: "After fierce competition, we have elected a new leader, which is of great significance for the future development of our village. Don't be discouraged if you lose the election, I believe that after this election, everyone has grown differently, and from this point of view, it is even more significant. ”
Some people in the crowd lit firecrackers, some lit fireworks, and some people were happy to look at each other, singing and dancing.
"Sir really handled everything, and such a thorny problem was solved at once. Then please sir help us deal with the second thing - the environment where our villagers live is not ventilated, because the smell is very strong, and some villagers have great opinions; If you want to build a vent, there are other villagers who are afraid of the cold, which is really a dilemma, I wonder what Mr. Sun thinks about this? ”
"This is simple, I heard that there are houses in the northwest with the name of the land, digging the ground for the pit, digging holes around, warm in winter and cool in summer; There are houses in the southeast called Tulou, the houses are connected into a ring, built layer by layer, waterproof and anti-theft. We can dig down the soil and dig holes, use the excavated soil on the spot, stack the mud upwards to build the building, live below if you are afraid of the cold, and want to ventilate the top, each has its own place. Sun Li thought to himself that he was hearsay, and he didn't know if it would work.
Ma Yida and everyone were amazed when they heard it, and finally praised it, this one said that Mr. Sun was possessed by the Chao family, and the other said that Brother Sun was resurrected by Luban. So there was a lot of discussion, and it was going to be a big deal.
Ma Yida greeted everyone: "Mr. Sun has done two big things for us, we should set up a banquet to thank you, and the third thing will be talked about later." ”
So the people scattered and prepared what they needed for the feast.
Ma Yidao: "Mr. Sun has solved two major problems for us, which is really immeasurable. We can't repay it, but Mr. Fansun has taken a fancy to which handsome boy in our village, and I will make a match for you. ”
Sun Li was shocked and said, "Why did the old man say this? ”
Ma Yidao: "Hahahaha, although the son who walked with you is dressed as a man, but his demeanor is delicate, if the little old man's speculation is good, the two of them must have the 'good of Longyang'." ”
Sun Li couldn't cry and laughed: "This matter is really hard to explain, I said that I ...... that day"
Ma Yi laughed and said: "Mr. Sun doesn't need to explain, you young people are energetic and have a wide range of hobbies, hahahahaha, this matter will be discussed in the future, I will take you to our village for a walk." ”
Sun Li followed Ma Yida everywhere, but saw countless houses and orderly crowds. The streets here are different from other places because there is no sunlight, so every house has a lot of mirrors. I don't know where the sunlight came from, it was refracted by the mirror of the east neighbor, and then it arrived at the west house...... So it's not dark on the streets.
On the side of the street, a couple in their mid-forties lie in a rattan chair and take turns picking their teeth. It is said that they take turns to pick their teeth, because the two of them only have one teething stick, one is handed to the other when it is used up, and the other is returned when it is used up, and so on, and so on.
Sun Li felt curious, Ma Yi Avenue: "These are the two 'widows' of our village. The man's name is Wu Shujia, and the woman's wife is called Huang Tongtian. ”
When Sun Li heard this, he thought that anyone who was called an old man must be old and virtuous, but the two people in front of him were not old, so they must be highly respected, so he arched his hand and said: "Disrespectful and disrespectful!" ”
Wu Shujia straightened up his upper body from the chair and said, "Look up for a long time!" At first glance, you are a foreigner, not like a local. ”
Ma Yidao: "This son is Mr. Zhuge Lubansun who helped us solve the election of the village head and the planning of the village. ”
When Wu Shujia heard this, his face turned happy, and he stood up from the rattan chair and said, "Oh, it turns out that you are an outsider who is talking about it in the streets, and your deeds are really known to everyone. ”
Sun Li said: "This big brother is serious, and I didn't do anything. ”
Wu Shujia said warmly: "It's really better to meet by chance, you must be well-informed, it just so happens that I have a few things here, ordinary people don't know, please take a long look at these two rattan chairs first." ”
Sun Li looked at the rattan chair, and didn't see anything unusual, not only in disrepair, rickety, but also lacking cleaning, quite dirty, so he said: "What's so magical about this, forgive me for being stupid, and ask the eldest brother to make it clear." ”
Wu Shujia snorted lightly and said: "These two rattan chairs have been handed down from my grandfather's generation, first sent away my grandfather, and then sent away my father, completely old objects, authentic traditional things. As soon as Wu Shujia said this, his wife Huang Tongtian pushed over and leaned the rattan chair against it creaking frequently.
Sun Li suddenly realized, couldn't help nodding, Ma Yi said: "Sun Gongzi doesn't have to mind, don't talk about you, even we don't know, let's continue to move forward." ”
Wu Shujia hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Hey, don't worry, it's okay if the rattan chair looks away, look at this again." I saw him tighten his belt, roll up his sleeves, go to the ground, and begin to draw circles with his head as a fulcrum and his feet.
Sun Li watched intently, and Ma Yida gently pulled him to the side.
After Wu Shujia finished drawing the circle, he began to roll in it non-stop, rolling faster and faster, and rolling more and more undisciplined, until he was smeared with smoke and dust, and he was covered in ashes before standing up.
Sun Li was stunned for a while, and he didn't know why. Wu Shujia showed disdain and said, "I only say that the people in this village are short-sighted, and finally a knowledgeable person has come, hey." ”
Sun Li hurriedly said: "Big brother, don't you have too many lice on your body, and you want to itch on the ground?" ”
Ma Dayi laughed, Wu Shujia's face turned red and said: "How can this be reasonable, I am a family heirloom 'donkey family boxing', practicing one breath inside, and being cheeky outside." I won't hide it from everyone, my current heat is already a big success, although you can't see the way just now, you can definitely feel the murderous aura. It's just that we who practice martial arts, when we learn from others, will never use killing moves, because as soon as we go all out, the other party will definitely be killed or injured. ”
Sun Li looked at Wu Shujia's blushing face and thick neck, and echoed again and again: "I see, look up for a long time." ”
Wu Shujia beckoned, called his wife Huang Tongtian to him and said, "Mr. Sun, look at my wife, you must know the origin of this, take a closer look." ”
Sun Li looked Huang Tongtian up and down twice, and saw that she was an ordinary person, dressed as an ordinary peasant woman, and there was nothing unusual, so he had to say perfunctorily: "Mrs. Zun, her complexion is very good......
Seeing this, Wu Shujia couldn't help but shake her head, as if she was quite disappointed in Sun Li, and Huang Tongtian seemed to have been greatly insulted, she brushed the hair on her forehead up with one hand, and pointed to her forehead with the other and said, "Look here, here, haven't you seen it yet?" Heaven-shattering! A symbol only found by the royal family of the previous dynasty! ”
Sun Li thought that Huang Tongtian was going to pounce on him and bite him, so he was so frightened that he retreated two or three steps before he stopped.
Wu Shujia said: "It seems that it is difficult to live up to the fame, and Mr. Sun is simply a waste of fame." With that, he sat back in the wicker chair and slowly dusted his sleeves. Huang Tongtian handed over the teething stick, and he took it, grinding his front teeth absentmindedly, feeling lonely.
Sun Li looked at the teething stick in Wu Shujia's hand, which was more than an inch, slightly thicker than chopsticks, and blue all over. Sun Li looked at it carefully for a while and said, "Where did you get this thing from?" Teeth picking seems to be too coarse. ”
Wu Shujia said lazily: "This is the ancestral inheritance of the family, I can't tell how many generations, it is really not easy to use for tooth picking, but my wife and I use it to grind our teeth every day, and it is very effective." ”
Sun Lidao: "Looking at the material and workmanship, it is indeed a long time, but it seems that it is not suitable for grinding teeth." ”
Wu Shujia said: "Hehe, you are finally right in the first half of your sentence, seeing that there is still half a bottle of ink in your stomach, it is enough to fool ordinary people." ”
Ma Yida pulled Sun Li and walked away, Sun Li sighed as he walked, thinking that there was no end to learning, although he could read a book by hiding in the study, but after all, he walked too little and saw too narrowly.
Ma Yi Avenue: "Mr. Sun doesn't have to sigh, these two people are chattering all day long, they don't do business, they are good at what they used to be, and they even have to eat Chen, and the people in the village are unwilling to take care of them." ”
Sun Lidao: "I have seen their teething stick in the book, the scientific name is the Nine Orifices, and when the previous person died, he sealed the eyes, nose and mouth of the corpse with nine orifices to pray for immortality. And Wu Shujia's trick plug is one of the nine tricks - anal plug. ”
Ma Yida was stunned at first, and then laughed.
While talking, the two passed by the school, but saw that the children inside were practicing with heavy objects on their heads, strange to say, the children were only six or seven years old, but the stones they lifted were more than 100 pounds.
Sun Lidao: "The characters in your land are extraordinary, and these children are all born with divine powers. Our children of this age are studying in school, and they are dedicated to 'establishing a heart for heaven and earth, establishing a life for the people, continuing to study for the saints, and opening peace for all generations'. ”
Ma Yidao: "Our children here are born to distinguish well, those who work practice lifting things, those who give birth are in charge of giving birth to offspring, and those who fight wars are specially trained in riding and archery. ”
Sun Li said: "What? Isn't it peaceful around our village? Still going to war? ”
As soon as he finished asking, he suddenly heard a burst of snail sounds "woo woo woo", and Ma Yi was shocked: "Oh no, no, the people of the Dilong Kingdom have come to provoke again." ”