Sun Li Xiao Linglong rushed to Dafeng County, without saying a word, went straight to the door of the county ya, Sun Li looked down, picked up the drumstick to beat the drum to sound the grievances, who knew that the drumstick was tied to the drum stand, the rope was only half a foot long, the drumstick could be picked up, but it could not reach the drum surface.

Just when Sun Li didn't know what to do, a servant at the door hurriedly came and said angrily: "Stop, stop!" ”

Sun Lidao: "Excuse me, how to beat this drum?" ”

The official snatched the drumstick and put it down gently: "What kind of hit, you are knocking so much, for fear that others will not know that we have grievances in Dafeng County?" ”

Sun Li said: "We do have something important that we want to ask the government for help. ”

Ya Shijia looked at Sun Li Xiao Linglong with disdain and said, "At first glance, he is a young man, and he has no sense of proportion. We know that the county is diligent in political affairs, and the people of the county live a happy life. According to you knocking like this, isn't this going to slap our county lord in the face? ”

"What then? How can I file a complaint with the county lord? Zhao Qian said hurriedly.

The official said, "Hey, who's talking?" ”

Sun Li hurriedly said: "It's me and it's me, dare to ask the eldest brother, how should we meet the county master?" A few of us do have important things to do. ”

Ya Servant A said: "Which person who is here doesn't say that his own affairs matter?" Count me as bad luck as I run into you. Seeing that the one at the door is not wearing the same clothes as me, you can try your luck. ”

Sun Li hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Brother Guancha, we have worked, we want to meet the county master, can you help us report it?" ”

The official said: "It is our own job to report to the top, and it should be done. After speaking, he did not move for half a minute.

Sun Liru is like a monk who is the second in his father-in-law, and he is confused, and he mutters for a while: "Brother Guancha, please help ......"

Ya Shi Yi glanced at Sun Li, two cold airs came out of his nostrils, and this time he didn't say anything at all, only stretched out his hand.

Sun Li thought for a while, put his hand up, and shook it gently.

As if he had been stung, he hurriedly withdrew his hand and said, "You were born in Layue—you move your hands and feet." ”

Sun Li was immediately embarrassed when he saw it, he turned around but saw that the official A was comparing the banknotes with him, Sun Li hurriedly took out a few copper coins from his sleeve and handed them over.

Ya Shi Yi checked it with his hand, and then handed it to Sun Li and said, "I thank you for being so generous." ”

Sun Li touched his nose and retreated: "That official brother seems to have little money. ”

Ya Gongjia coughed twice and said, "Well, I can't say this, but it's better to have more and not less." ”

Sun Li went to his sleeve to crush the silver again, and Xiao Linglong pulled him and said, "Why are you so troublesome, let's rush in directly." ”

Sun Li said: "I'm afraid this is inappropriate." ”

Xiao Linglong said: "Now that things are going out of the ordinary, we must take extraordinary measures." I'd better go find a stick. ”

Xiao Linglong didn't go for a long time, and when she came back, she was holding a chair leg in her hand, and she went straight to the big drum and "dong dong" and knocked it violently.

Sun Li said: "Xiao Linglong, where did you find this guy?" ”

Xiao Linglong said: "There are two people beating each other in the tavern at the mouth of the alley over there, and I saw that one of them disassembled the chair and held the chair leg to make a fuss, so he went over and snatched it." ”

As he spoke, two people pulled and pulled over, and a group of neighbors gathered behind him.

This Dafeng County can be described as politically harmonious, and there are few cases of drumming and complaining, so the county order attaches great importance to hearing the movement, pulls out redundancy, and immediately raises the hall for questioning.

The officials came to the hall to report, and two people fought in public, and the other two beat the drum to report the crime.

The county ordered: "Then try the public brawl first." ”

Xiao Linglong said: "It's us who beat the drum first, why don't you ask us first?" ”

The master shouted: "Hudrow, how can you wait for the noise above the court." Did they arrive first? ”

Ya Gong A said: "Master Qiqi, they arrived later, Xiao Yi and I saw it with our own eyes, and we will not be mistaken." ”

The county order said: "The county order has been diligent in official duties for many years, persuading farmers to encourage mulberry, supervising schools and promoting filial piety, so that the people can live and work in peace and contentment, and the local area is safe and sound." What's going on today, it's a fight and a drumming again? Come on, come on, fight, you, it's you who say it first. ”

"The eldest lord is above, the villain's name is Jia Hualou, he is my cousin Jia Huafang, we were originally drinking and chatting in the tavern, because the words are not speculative, and the verbal quarrel has risen to fist and foot fighting."

The county ordered: "Jia Huafang, is Jia Hualou right or not?" Tell me what you quarreled about. ”

Jia Huaqiao said: "Master Mingjian, this is the case, I said that I have seen a person fly a kite, and the kite is the size of two rooms. He said it was nothing, he had seen a man with a neck several miles long. I said I had seen a man fly in the sky with a big bird on a string, and he said he had seen chickens talk to people. ”

Jia Hualou continued: "What I said is true, but he said that I was bragging, and the villain thought that he was deliberately fabricating and wanted to compare with me." So he couldn't get angry and scolded him, so he hit me on the head with a roast chicken leg, and I naturally slapped him in the face with fried fishtail. ”

The county ordered: "Shut up, two drunks, full of nonsense, and bewitching the public." Come on, pull me out and pour half a bottle of aged vinegar for each person, and sober up the wine. ”

Jia Huaqiao said: "If you want to drink, drink a bottle, half a bottle is a hero." ”

Jia Hualou said: "Yes, yes, a bottle is dissatisfied, half a bottle is dangling, if you want to drink it, drink a bottle." ”

The county commander was shocked and said: "Come on, fork out and pour vinegar." The drummer speaks of any grievances. ”

Sun Li roughly said what happened in the Xiegu Temple, and after hearing it, the county order discussed it with the master in a whisper, and then slapped the startled wood and said loudly: "What you said is true?" Xiegu Temple is in Wuzhou, this county belongs to Duchuan Prefecture, and it is thousands of miles apart. ”

Sun Lidao: "This matter is a long story, and there are many twists and turns in the middle. ”

Zhao Qian hurriedly shouted: "Lord Qingtian is above, we didn't deceive people, otherwise how could I speak human words and ask Qingtian to be the master for us." ”

The master whispered to the county order: "I only know that parrots and starlings can learn to speak, so could this duck also have this ability?" Do you want to catch it as an auspicious gift to the imperial court......"

Bai Xian Ling listened and nodded again and again.

Zhao Qian said again: "Xiao Linglong, you quickly cast a spell, whatever you want to get bigger or smaller, so that they will believe it." Sun Li also nodded hurriedly from the side.

Xiao Linglong said: "Okay, I'll screw my head off now for everyone to see." ”

Unexpectedly, Bai County Ling said impatiently: "No need, you Jianghu warlocks are nothing more than some tricks, come on, put these demons in prison and give them some hardship." ”

The official A and B were itching with hatred, and when they got the order, they pounced on him like hungry tigers, and put Sun Li and his gang in a set of iron chains, dragged them with a belt, and put them in the county jail.

Zhao Qian beat his chest and cried, making everyone in a cell uneasy. Everyone gathered around and talked about the duck who could only speak human language: "Is it a duck from a foreign country?" ”

"No, no, the ducks from the Gentiles must be speaking Gentile dialects."

"Is it possible that a clever Gentile duck learned our language?"

"No, no, his pronunciation is very standard, and there are no signs of axe chisels."

"Could it be a duck?"

"No, no, no, I think these two people can speak ventriloquist and play tricks with ducks."

A kind-faced uncle said: "I see that the two of you are young, like scholars, how can you also violate the royal law?" ”

Sun Lidao: "We are not a traitor, unfortunately we fell into the evil art of the gangsters, and this county order will lock us up here without asking any questions." ”

When it came to the evil arts, everyone was silent, as if they had been struck in the heart.

Suddenly, the jailer threw another prisoner into the cell, and the prisoner was disheveled and shouted, "Unjustly, let me out." ”

The uncle persuaded: "Don't shout and shout in vain, which one in this cell is not a big wrong, but there is nowhere to redress a big grievance." ”

Zhao Gan said: "Just now that dog official also said that he was diligent in government affairs, but he didn't expect to engage in so many unjust, false and wrongful cases. ”

The uncle sighed: "The county order is right, there are indeed only a few of us in the entire county prison. ”

Sun Li looked around, but saw a total of six or seven people in the dim cell, everyone had their own thoughts, and kept shaking their heads and sighing.

Sun Li said: "Dare to ask the eldest brother his surname, I just heard you say, isn't the parent official here not mediocre, but why don't you understand what happened to us and directly lock us up here?" ”

"My name is Lu Chengshuang." The uncle said, "It's strange to say, the local county commander Bai Siqi is indeed a rare good official." But I detained a few of our honest people here, and we didn't interrogate them or let them go home. ”

"We are also honest people, big honest people. Could it be that the county order has an enmity with honest people? Zhao Qian sighed.

"Then I don't know, except for a few of you newcomers, we are all neighbors of Qiyi Village, although there are some differences, but we haven't done anything bad."

Sun Lidao: "They all say, 'The king of Hades is good, but the little ghost is difficult', blame me, give the money early, don't anger the officials, we won't be detained here." ”

Lu Shuangcheng said: "As the saying goes, 'no hair on the mouth, no good work', that is, you young people." Which of these housekeepers is not the reincarnation of killing pigs - their hands are full of oil. ”

Seeing that Sun Li and the others were quite frustrated, Lu Shuangcheng comforted: "Speaking of which, I don't blame you, those two officials A and B are greedy for money and profit, and almost everyone knows it. ”

"They were originally brothers, and they originally learned Taoism in Maoshan and specialized in driving away ghost foxes. Once to drive away the fox from someone's house, the fox was caught and said, you use spells to subdue me, nothing more than for the money of the master's family, how much he gives you, I will pay ten times, and you let me go. As soon as A and B heard that this deal was a good deal, they agreed. ”

"From then on, as long as someone asked to do it, they negotiated with what they caught and extorted a lot. One vote is equivalent to ten trips to work, and the two of them are so happy. But soon, everyone questioned A and B, and after inviting them, the monsters at home were even more rampant, so it was better not to be invited. ”

"After a long time, no one is looking for A and B anymore. As soon as the two of them combined, they directly used spells to tie up the demons, monsters, ghosts, and foxes, wouldn't it be faster to get money. So within half a year, they searched the elves and ghosts within a radius of a hundred miles, and gathered a lot of gold and silver treasures. ”

Sun Lidao: "I didn't expect this kind of thing, so what happened later?" ”

Lu Shuangcheng said: "Later, these poisonous elves and ghosts united to write a copy, pressed the handprint and handed it to the county lord's desk, the county lord saw everything, tortured A and B clearly, and confiscated the family property. ”

"Then why are they here on an errand again?" Sun Li asked.

"This has to admire the county master, he is afraid that these two people will harm others again, so he simply puts them under his nose, so that it is easy to control." The prisoner with his hair disheveled said suddenly.

Zhao Gan said: "As the saying goes, it's dark under the lights, and the county lord still can't manage it so comprehensively. ”