Da-da-da-da

"Don't cut the queue in the back, get your own death certificate."

The crisp sound of keyboard tapping made Wang Tiezhu wake up from his daze, and it felt as if he had just woken up, but Wang Tiezhu realized that he was dead.

It's a dark space, where a man with only a mouth and black overalls can be seen, tapping on a keyboard in front of a computer, and the window in front of him reads Reincarnation Authority No. 21938.

"Death certificate."

Wang Tiezhu subconsciously handed over a piece of paper in his hand.

"How did you die?"

"Poor....... Poor to death. ”

Wang Tiezhu responded, he looked at his body as transparent as a plastic bag, there was no lower body, just floating in the air, and there were a lot of the same as Wang Tiezhu behind him.

The last picture in Wang Tiezhu's memory was a large truck that overturned over, and Wang Tiezhu pushed the little girl next to him and became unconscious.

If it weren't for the fact that his family was too poor, he couldn't afford to go to school, and after graduating from junior high school, he could only go out to work, and he was squeezed by various black-hearted bosses until his limbs were numb, and he could only work like a robot every day, and the money still didn't come, and the days were getting more and more embarrassing, after all, there were too many sickles.

That day, I couldn't stand the bullying of a little supervisor anymore, so I beat him straight out of the factory, I was in a bad mood and tired, so I didn't avoid the truck, but it was okay in this life, and I finally saved a little girl.

"I want to be reincarnated."

People who die unexpectedly have the right of priority to reincarnate, which Wang Tiezhu is satisfied with, thinking that a new life is about to begin, Wang Tiezhu is excited, after all, this life is too hard.

"Choose the place of birth, do you want to stay in Sichuan?"

The staff in front of him made a female voice, which sounded very casual and emotionless, Wang Tiezhu was startled and said in pain.

"I can't stay in Sichuan, I've been poor in Sichuan for the rest of my life."

The staff paused.

"That's okay, I'll give you random."

"Okay."

Wang Tiezhu replied.

"Choose the area of struggle and the area of leisure."

Wang Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, and the female voice said.

"The struggle area is Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou."

Wang Tiezhu had long heard that the life in that place was not as good as that of a dog.

"What about recreation areas?"

"Yun Guichuan, there are more beauties here."

Wang Tiezhu came to the spirit.

"There are more beauties, and that's Yun Guichuan."

The female voice snorted.

"Then I will choose Yun Guichuan for you, and the appearance will be random for you."

Wang Tiezhu was anxious when he heard it.

"No, my appearance must be given me a higher level, otherwise how can I get a beauty."

"It's okay to be high, but this fee is relatively high!"

Wang Tiezhu pondered, hugged his hands, and said confidently.

"It's not bad money, I'll give my dream to my brother tonight and ask him to burn me a little more."

There is still a reason for Wang Tiezhu's self-confidence, after all, although he is poor, he is a good person, and he still has a lot of brothers, so it should not be a problem for them to burn a few baskets for themselves.

"Alright then, choose the next birth mode. There are unexpected modes and normal modes. ”

Wang Tiezhu looked puzzled, but thought that it was better to be safe.

"It must be normal mode."

"The probability of this unexpected model being rich in the second generation is relatively high."

Wang Tiezhu's heart moved, and he thought for a second.

"That's still unexpected mode."

The female voice reminded.

"But it's easy to knock out the unexpected pattern."

Wang Tiezhu gasped, but thinking about how miserable he was in this life, it was because of his poor and cowardly character.

"Anyway, I'll take a gamble."

"Okay then."

All the formalities were completed, and a piece of paper was handed out.

"It's okay, go over there and pay the fee, and then wait."

Wang Tiezhu took the reincarnation certificate and entered the passage on the right, he looked at the people in front of him who were similar to him with trepidation.

"Hey, I said, how did your brother choose Yun Guichuan."

"There are more beautiful women."

Wang Tiezhu replied truthfully, after all, he had never even pulled a woman's hand in his life, let alone go further, and many buddies in the front row snickered.

"Hey, I said, you've been poor all your life, why don't you choose Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou?"

"It's better to be a beautiful woman."

Wang Tiezhu still replied, and at this time, a guy who could only see his mouth wearing a black uniform and carrying a red and blue stick came over.

"If you don't have a fee, come here."

Wang Tiezhu looked at his own reincarnation certificate, and hurriedly floated over, a window with a payment office written on it, this time it was a male voice.

"The service fee is 1 billion."

"Why is it so expensive?"

Wang Tiezhu looked at a red stamp and stamped it, and then it was the next item, the appearance fee was 10 billion, then the reincarnation channel usage fee was 3 billion, and the safety combination guarantee fee was 10 billion.

"Have questions? Three charging items, totaling 24 billion. ”

Wang Tiezhu scratched his head and muttered.

"The service fee will cost 1 billion, and the channel will also cost money."

"We all have paid our energy, time and labor, and our staff are all professionals, so you can complain about us if you are dissatisfied! Grinding and chirping. What else is not clear? ”

Wang Tiezhu asked.

"What does this security guarantee fee mean?"

"It's not so simple to want to be reincarnated as a human being, with this guarantee fee, you can ensure that you win the competition with other genetics, faster than them, stronger than them, and you will definitely be able to reach the side of the final other half, combine with her, and finally transform into life."

Wang Tiezhu blinked, and after thinking for a long time, he understood.

"Damn, you just say that you get X."

"Hurry up and pay the fee, time waits for no one, a lot of people are waiting."

Wang Tiezhu turned around and sighed, thinking.

This is still professional, one by one, the price is still so high, so many amounts of dark coins will probably be burned for a long time.

Wang Tiezhu didn't expect this reincarnation place, a bit like that kind of nepotism company, all of them are guys who don't do personnel, they are more active in asking for money than anyone else, but they are perfunctory in doing things.

When he came to the Dream Desk, Wang Tiezhu saw another staff member, but he still only saw the mouth part.

"The handling fee is 1 billion."

"Damn."

Da-da-da-da

Under the computer operation of the staff, Wang Tiezhu went through the formalities.

"Nightmares, sweet dreams, prophetic dreams, the charges are different."

Wang Tiezhu has no waves in his heart, anyway, he wants money to die.

"Nightmares are free, sweet dreams range from 100 million to 10 billion depending on the level, and foresight dreams cost 100 billion."

Wang Tiezhu nodded, thinking thoughtfully about what dreams he wanted to give his buddies, with the situation of those buddies, he had a direct nightmare, and scared them to make them burn money crazy the next day.

"Nightmares."

"According to our perennial statistics, the prophetic dream is the best solution, sir, should you try it?"

Wang Tiezhu thought about it again and again, but he still gave up, the amount of 100 billion is too big, in case the buddy buys a small denomination, how long will it be burned.

"No, it's a nightmare."

There was a sigh, and the female voice looked disdainful.

"Okay, okay, wait on the side. This is your Death Money Card, and you can check your balance on the screen over there at any time. ”

Wang Tiezhu walked to a screen at the service desk and waited groggily for an unknown amount of time.

Ding dong

(Death card to 100 billion)

Wang Tiezhu was excited, sure enough, he was still a buddy, he rushed to the reincarnation channel, and finally saw a cloud of white light after paying the fee.

"Let's go down quickly."

The guy with a big stick said.

"Wait."

"What if the reincarnation is not successful?"

The guy said impatiently.

"How can there be so many whatevers, and you have paid all the fees, it is like you have eaten all the food, can you still pull it out or spit it out?"

Wang Tiezhu didn't want to entangle with their theories, so he threw himself directly into the white light, fantasizing that a better life was coming.

........

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Wang Tiezhu came to his senses in a daze, looked at the death certificate in his hand, and the first thing he thought of was that he had failed to reincarnate.

There was still the clicking sound of the computer keyboard in front of him, Wang Tiezhu was a little resentful, but at this time, he was just about to start scolding, and a voice sounded in his head.

(Congratulations on getting the Infinite Reincarnation System.) ）

A panel appeared in front of me

Number of reincarnations: 1

Gain +1 reincarnation points

Please assign attribute points

Appearance

intelligence quotient

Emotional intelligence

Physical

Other features to be unlocked!

"Obediently, I've been dead twice, so I have a system!"

After thinking for a while, Wang Tiezhu didn't have any skills, but came to the reincarnation business office again.

"Why are you ........ again?"