Wu Zaoyin said: "Okay, the old man sees that you dare to act, and I won't embarrass you." Now dozens of my guests vomit and diarrhea, miserable, I will give you two ways, one is to beat each person according to the butt twenty boards, long memory, do not dare to litter in the future; The second is to stay and take care of the sick, and let you go when they are healed. ”

Zhao Qian thought to himself: "Xiao Linglong is not a problem to continue the bones and tendons, this kind of minor illness is simply easy." So without waiting for Sun Lixiao Linglong to answer, he said: "Old man, let's take care of the patients, but don't break your promise, as long as they recover, we will release them immediately." ”

Xiao Linglong said to Sun Li and Zhao Qian: "It's simple to connect bones and tendons, this disease ...... Wait for me to flip through the medical books. With that, he took out the medical book from his sleeve and rummaged through it.

Zhao Gan said: "We all know that you are clever, so don't be modest at this time." ”

Unexpectedly, Sun Li said confidently: "Uncle, I have an ancestral secret recipe, specializing in the treatment of vomiting and diarrhea, please help me prepare ten catties of Zhansi, Huoxiang, green onions, aconitum, soybeans, and Rong salt, and I will prepare the secret recipe." ”

Wu Zaoyin pondered because of his twisted beard, and a person next to him said: "My lord, I think these people are in our hands, and they don't dare to play any tricks, you might as well give it a try." ”

Wu Zaoyin felt that it was very reasonable, so he ordered his subordinates to prepare quickly.

Xiao Linglong said: "Benefactor, do you have confidence?" If the drug doesn't work, we can't tell. Do you want me to think of a way to get out first? ”

Sun Lidao: "The Shennong Sutra contains 'medicine has five poisons, one is wolf poison, which is detoxified with Zhansi; the second is croton, which is detoxified with herb perfume; the third is quinoa, which is detoxified with green onion soup; the fourth is Tianxiong, detoxifying with aconitum and soybeans; The fifth is Banmao, which is detoxified with Rong salt. For the harm of poisonous vegetables, use children's urine and milk to detoxify, and drink two liters first. ’”

"The medicine given by Wei Guli was discarded at my convenience before I got on the boat, and it was replaced with sand. Therefore, the poison in the wedding banquet guests is not caused by us, and eighty percent of them eat unclean dishes. Therefore, I asked them to prepare medicinal materials for the 'Ming Xiu Plank Road', and now I am bothering Brother Zhao and Xiao Linglong to 'Dark Chen Cang', to get some children's urine and milk, quickly. ”

Zhao Qian Xiao Linglong walked to the street and didn't know where to start for a while, Xiao Linglong said: "This little kid should go to the toilet to collect urine, but he can't raise so much for a while." This milk is even more difficult to collect. ”

Zhao Qian was staring intently at the two peeing children, when suddenly he shouted, "There is a way." ”

For most of the day, the river god Wu Zaoyin's subordinates prepared all the Chinese medicinal materials, and Zhao Qian and Xiao Linglong also brought the "secret recipe".

Sun Li said to Wu Zaoyin: "This is my family's secret that is not declared, so please don't watch." ”

Sun Li and the others brought things to the kitchen, closed the doors and windows and began to quench the medicine, he poured the Chinese medicinal herbs into the pot and pretended to boil, and mixed the children's urine and milk.

At a moment's notice, they brought out a large vat of mixed pediatric urine and milk, and Sun Li said: "The secret recipe has been made, everyone can drink it with confidence." ”

Wu Zaoyin said: "This looks ordinary, but it really has a miraculous effect?" ”

Seeing that Wu Zaoyin was suspicious, Sun Li said: "The old gentleman is really well-informed, and the magic medicine is indeed the final touch, that is, this flavor medicine." ”

After that, Sun Li took out the magical metal sent by Wei Guli and threw it into the medicinal liquid. I saw smoke rising from the vat, the fire was shining, and the sound of "hissing" was loud, and everyone shouted for magic.

So everyone was no longer suspicious, and the poisoned guests drank the medicine one after another, and sure enough, the symptoms were immediately alleviated, and the effect was immediate.

Sun Li said on a few pieces of paper in his delicate medical book since he was a child: "This is the 'Baduan Jin' picture and text, please practice diligently, cooperate with the remaining medicinal liquid, and take it every day, it will definitely strengthen your body and prolong your life." ”

Wu Zaoyin was very happy, greatly praised Sun Li and others for their youth and promising, and ordered someone to move a jar of daughter red, and said: "This jar of aged wine was buried in the ground when my daughter was born, and now it has been many years, give it to a few people to taste." ”

Zhao Gan said in a low voice: "That's only about twenty years, it's not old wine, there are a lot of them in my restaurant." ”

Wu Zaoyin said with a smile: "I'm not afraid of the jokes of a few distant guests, the little girl has been pampered since she was a child, and when she is at the age when she should get married, she has been picking and choosing three or four, and she has been delayed for a long time, and she has recently recruited a son-in-law, and the little girl is 108 years old." ”

Sun Li said: "Thank you for the century-old wine." ”

Xiao Linglong and Zhao Gan muttered for a long time, only to hear Zhao Gan laugh and say, "Old man, is the son-in-law you recruited surnamed 'Qiu'?" ”

Wu Zaoyin said: "The son-in-law is the youngest son of the enemy family by the riverside, are you friends?" ”

Zhao Qian said: "It's not, we just saw a person wearing red and green on the road, guessing wildly." ”

Zhao Qian turned to Xiao Linglong and whispered: "If a person wants to change his fate, it is nothing more than reincarnation and marriage, this young man surnamed Qiu did two things together, and he really changed his life against the sky and became the son-in-law of the river god, and he will not worry about glory and wealth in the future." ”

Xiao Linglong said: "Is there too much difference in their age, I'm afraid they have no feelings." ”

Zhao Qian thought to himself: "Sure enough, he is a real monster, he doesn't understand people's thoughts at all, and he has the power and money to have any feelings." ”

Wu Zaoyin invited his son-in-law to come out and greet Sun Li and others.

Zhao Gan said: "I didn't expect you to row fast and your brain is bright enough to find such a good place." ”

The son-in-law of the river god said: "How do you know that I am rowing fast, and I will not hide it from you, after I am ready at home, I will immediately drive a boat, and the time card is just right." It was all up to my uncle, and I was just on orders. ”

Zhao Qian said: "Then your uncle must be a master." ”

The son-in-law of the river god said with a smile: "Where is it, my uncle is also a little famous in ten miles and eight towns, and he is called 'God is invincible, a finger is a thousand gold, and God is invincible'." ”

Sun Li and Xiao Linglong glanced at each other, unconsciously pouting at each other, Zhao Qian said: "Why is this name so familiar, by the way, it's him." Each time a fortune teller only stretches out one finger to come out of the fortune teller? ”

The son-in-law of the river god was overjoyed when he saw that the guests had heard of his uncle's name, and said: "Exactly, that is my own uncle, I didn't expect that even your passers-by knew him." The tone of these words was noticeably raised, as if they were for everyone present.

Sun Li teased: "Why didn't he come to such a good thing himself?" ”

The son-in-law of the river god said: "Originally, he asked my cousin to come, but my cousin would rather die than obey, so this good thing fell on my head." ”

Zhao Qian was surprised and said: "Your cousin is very assertive, if he doesn't do it with such a good son-in-law, what does he want to do?" ”

The son-in-law of the river god said: "Speaking of my cousin, it is also famous. He was born with a fish hook in his mouth, hence the name Qiu Goulun. Since childhood, he has loved fishing, and swore to fish all the rivers, lakes and seas in the world, and people gave him the nickname "Fishing Demon". ”

Several people talked for a while, and the river god wanted to leave Sun Li and others to watch the ceremony, but Sun Li and others resigned with important things. So the river god ordered people to send Sun Li and others back to the river.

Parting, Wu Zaoyin gave the night pearl, Sun Li and others repeatedly excused themselves, Wu Zaoyin said: "This kind of thing is rare and abnormal for you, and it is ordinary for us, so there is no need to make excuses." Sun Li and the others had no choice but to accept it.

Now it's different from the past, when I came, I was caught as a murderer, and when I left, I was treated as a miracle doctor. The river god sent a giant mussel and asked Sun Li and others to lie in it, and within a moment or three, they could reach the water. The giant clam closed, and it was jet black inside. Sun Li said: "Where did you find so much urine and milk for children? ”

Xiao Linglong said: "I have to ask Zhao Gan about this, they are all good ideas he came up with." ”

Zhao Qian said: "I saw that the two children were peeing farther than anyone, so I suddenly opened my mouth." We bought white sugar and mixed it into sugar water, and here we held a 'Children's Drinking Sugar Water Competition', where children were invited to drink sugar water for free to see who could drink more, and there was a 'Children's Pee Competition' to see who could pee more. ”

Sun Li said: "High, high, Zhang Liang is only like this in the world." How does milk come from? ”

Xiao Linglong said: "We advertise everyone, the river god's family is doing a happy event, and it will soon be added, so we urgently need a wet nurse, and we need enough milk to be paid, and the treatment is extremely generous." Let everyone compete on the spot and select the best. But for a while, it was quickly collected. ”

Sun Li said: "Wonderful, second, Zhuge Kongming's rebirth will also be willing to bow down." ”

Xiao Linglong said: "We are also 'Ming Xiu Plank Road, Dark Chen Cang'." ”

Suddenly, Zhao Gan laughed out loud: "I thought of the scene where those guests were competing to drink urine just now, and after drinking, I couldn't help but praise each other for drinking a panacea." ”

So the three of them laughed together.

Unexpectedly, the conversation between the three of them all fell into the ears of the giant clam and the giant clam said: "You young people actually make fun of us, you must know that my second uncle has also drunk your 'medicine', and now I want to make you suffer a little." ”

After saying that, the shell of the giant clam suddenly opened, lifting Sun Li and the others out. Sun Li and the others floated up and down in the water, choking and struggling, and suddenly felt a huge suction force suck them ashore when they were in danger.

After a while, Sun Li and the others slowly woke up. Sun Li looked around and said, "Alas, you need to know that the wall has ears, and you won't dare to laugh at others behind your back in the future." ”

Zhao Qian spread his wings to dry, and sighed: "I don't know where this is, have you felt a suction force just now, is there a god in the dark to bless us?" ”

"It's not a god, it's me." A vicissitudes of sound sounded like from the ground.

Xiao Linglong said: "Benefactor, Brother Zhao, look here." ”

I saw a big turtle pressed under a big stone, it was more than a zhang long, because it was similar to the color of the stone, and it was covered with moss, it was not its sound, it was difficult for ordinary people to see.

The big turtle spoke again: "I saw that you were almost drowned in the water just now, so I came to help." Help me move the rocks out of the way and let me move. ”

Sun Lixiao Linglong tried, the stone was too big, and the two tried for a long time, but the stone did not move at all.

Zhao Gan circled around the boulder and said, "I didn't see the charm or anything, this big turtle can save people, but it can't save itself." ”

The big turtle said: "I have a way, you listen - the stone is bigger than me, you dig a ditch from under me that is the same width as my body, I fall into the ditch, the stone is on it, and I can climb out." ”

Do what you say, do what you say, and the big turtle really has to get off. He moved his limbs, and suddenly turned into a human form, like a kind old man.

Sun Li said: "Thank you for the rescue of the old immortals, dare to ask why you are pressed here?" ”

"It's a long story, I have lived in this river for hundreds of years, and one day I was caught ashore by a fisherman named 'Wu Zaoyin', and I begged him to let me go, and in return I promised to help him become a river god." ”

"'Wu Zaoyin'? Could it be the river god who does happy events at the bottom of the river? He turned out to be a fisherman? Zhao Qian asked.

"It turned out that the river god's mansion often had tiles and stones thrown into the courtyard in the middle of the night, and the old river god had a nervous breakdown, and it was difficult to sleep and eat, so he finally moved to another river."

"A good night's sleep is really important for a person's physical and mental health." Sun Lidao.

"It was I who told Wu Zaoin where the River God's Mansion was, and asked him to row to the top of the River God's Mansion in the middle of the night every day, throw bricks and stone tiles down, and stir up the old River God. Then, on a certain day and at a certain time, he set up a net in a certain place to fish out the new river god, took the official documents of the river god, and pretended to be the river god. "Big Turtle Road.

"Then why are you crushed under this big rock again?" Zhao Qian asked puzzled.

Sun Li said: "Probably because Wu Zao was afraid that the matter would be revealed, he imprisoned his accomplices here." ”

The big turtle stroked his beard and said, "You're right, alas, I'm also to blame for it." ”

Zhao Qian said: "Then how long have you been pressed here?" ”

Da Yuan said: "I can't remember this clearly, I just remember that when Wu Zaoyin gave birth to his daughter, he invited me to drink wedding wine, and he drunk me with wine, and I woke up and found that I was pressed here." ”

"Then I know, you've been here for 108 years." Zhao Qiandao.

"How do you know that?" Big Turtle Road.

Zhao Qian said: "We just went to the Heshen Mansion to drink the wedding wine, his daughter recruited a son-in-law today, and Wu Zaoyin personally told us that his baby daughter is 108 years old. By the way, do you want to take revenge? We're here to help. See me as a friend. It's amazing. Zhao Qian pointed at Xiao Linglong with one wing.

"I've been stuck here all these years, and I've slowly thought about it, on the one hand, I should have this difficulty, and although Wu Zaoyin is a fake river god, he was born as a fisherman, and it is not easy to understand the fisherman's boat, so he never makes waves, and it is rare for the waters in this area to be quiet."

"I see." Sun Li said, "What are the old man's plans?" ”

"I'm going to take refuge with my cousin, who lives in Huangshan Lake, and from there is no more than a hundred miles to the south. Are you on the way? I'll give you a ride along the way. "Big Turtle Road.