Chapter 3 The arrangement is clear
The elevator door opened, and the old man went in directly with Wang Tiezhu.
"Remember you had a lot of luck before you died."
Wang Tiezhu nodded.
"Because you've been unlucky in your life, aren't you?"
Wang Tiezhu nodded, this is true, he has been very poor since he was a child, and no matter how hard he works when he grows up, he is still poor, but Wang Tiezhu vaguely remembers that before he died, his luck was much better.
"You have a few months to live, and you're going to have a lot of luck, and you've got a beautiful girlfriend."
"Damn, which idiot arranged it for me?"
The old man said happily.
"God knows, there are three major departments in the Destiny Administration, the screenwriting department is responsible for choreographing life, and the bad luck department and the good luck department. The luck of everyone's life is that these two departments are responsible for adding each person in stages. ”
The more Wang Tiezhu listened, the more angry he felt, how could he be arranged by others all his life, this is too outrageous, people will win the day? What about self-improvement?
bite
When the elevator reached a place, Wang Tiezhu was dumbfounded as soon as the door opened, and a noisy sound came.
"Why did Lao Yu bring a customer?"
"Anyway, there's nothing to do, his problem won't be dealt with for a while, so I'll take him to take a look."
Can't handle it? What do you mean?
At this time, Wang Tiezhu seemed to think that this staff member who was called Lao Yu was probably afraid of complaining, so he brought himself to see it.
"Zhang Qing, huh........ At the age of 6. ”
Taking advantage of Lao Yu's conversation with others, Wang Tiezhu came to a desk.
A staff member who could still only see the mouth part was filling in something on a form, and there was a pair of dice next to him, and only black shadows could be seen on his hands, feet and body.
Click
The staff rolls the dice, and the three dice have a value of 236.
"236, wait for me."
Just when Wang Tiezhu was wondering, he saw a column full of numbered descriptions on the computer screen next to him.
The line of 236 reads, "Because I was naughty and didn't pay attention when I crossed the road, I was hit by a car and was hospitalized for half a year, and I finally recovered." ”
The first column of 235 reads, "I ate unwashed pears, was hospitalized for pesticide poisoning, was admitted to the ICU, and recovered in three months." ”
The next column of 237 reads, "The school wanted to perform a show, but because there were not enough people, I was pulled to the stage to perform the show, and I unexpectedly received applause and became a little star in the class." ”
"This ........"
Wang Tiezhu was already numb, this person was compiling Zhang Qing's fate, but the method of rolling the dice was too speechless, and he noticed that there was still a little light red or light blue behind these items.
Illusion?
"What do you see? Haven't seen it? ”
Wang Tiezhu asked rhetorically.
"You arrange a man's fate like this?"
There was a loud sound, and the staff clasped their hands and weighed the three dice in their hands.
"This is my dice screenwriting Dafa, I'm pretty good, look over there."
Wang Tiezhu looked over and saw that on the table next to him, a fate screenwriter was holding a pen with one foot and a phone in the other.
"Oh, it's such a dear, I'm too busy with work here, and you don't know it, I'll take you there next time....... Okay, you call your brothers and sisters, and I'll pay for it. Little meaning, little meaning, oops, I don't have much other money, it's really a lot. Isn't it Lafite? Open a Lafita. ”
Wang Tiezhu gasped when he saw the crooked words written down with his feet, this is a person named Wu Dahai.
1-year-old "cold"
2-year-old "swallow buttons"
3-year-old "taking pictures"
4-year-old "Happy Kindergarten"
5-year-old "bullied by the little bully"
6-year-old "fell into the river and drowned"
"Damn."
Wang Tiezhu couldn't hold back, and the staff member who called covered the phone with one hand and asked rhetorically.
"What do you rely on? Fuss. ”
"How can people ........ when they're only 6 years old?"
bang
The staff hung up the phone and stood up.
"This kid was a beautiful man in his previous life, and he was lucky all his life, but of course this life is short, is there a problem?"
Looking at this domineering situation, Wang Tiezhu didn't dare to squeak.
At this time, Wang Tiezhu saw four destiny screenwriters playing mahjong.
"Huh!"
One of them toppled the cards and smiled and wrote on the page of the fate of a woman named Muffin on the side.
"Life is like a mahjong game, there is no way out, we have no right to choose what cards, we can only choose how to play this card, no matter how bad the cards in your hand are, please stick to it."
Wang Tiezhu had a bunch of question marks in his head, but he couldn't help but ask curiously.
"That's what determines someone's life?"
The staff member who was in a good mood explained.
"This is an abstract plan, I have set the big picture, and the people below only need to fill in the details. Give money, give money. ”
The three of them each took out a banknote with four big characters: fate, time and space, reincarnation, and memory, surrounded by a garland pattern, with many zeros in denomination, and it was completely impossible to count.
Wang Tiezhu took another look at this man's work number, 0198, and it seemed that he was at least a high-ranking official with a bit of power.
Sure enough, after a while, a staff member came over and took away this fate screenwriter table.
"Li Tou, this time the framework is wonderful, I really .......admire it for thinking of such a delicate fate from playing mahjong."
Whoosh
Wang Tiezhu turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw a floating dart board with two darts inserted on it, red and blue, both darts were inserted in the red box, and the points were 6 and 9.
"Why do you always hit bad luck?"
As soon as this staff member said it, Wang Tiezhu remembered, and he noticed that there was a little red or blue behind the good or bad of those people, and at first Wang Tiezhu thought it was because of his eyes.
There is another table playing poker, and there is a fortune teller, yes, fortune telling, holding an old fortune-telling book that I don't know from which stall, reading a serious book, and then writing a person's fate script.
There is an even more outrageous one who is reading a novel, Wang Tiezhu glanced at it, isn't this a hot novel that a certain god from the X Chinese network is serializing in reality!
Depend on! You read novels for inspiration, right?
There are even people who are playing games, and while playing the game, they write fate scripts for people, and they write about some events in the game.
Thinking that he had been arranged by this group of non-personnel guys all his life, Wang Tiezhu wanted to cry, but he couldn't cry, he wanted to laugh, and he didn't know how to laugh.
"Almost, let's go, Wang Tiezhu."
returned to Lao Yu's office, the corners of his mouth were slightly grinning, and he looked like he was in trouble.
"Why can't I see your face?"
Lao Yu laughed.
"I want to know, I can tell you, but you have to sign a client agreement."
Lao Yu smiled and took out an agreement, and Wang Tiezhu became angry when he saw it.
(I voluntarily give up the VIP1 user privilege and admit that because of my improper operation in the process of reincarnation, which led to the failure of reincarnation, I am willing to take all responsibilities and have nothing to do with any other staff.) )
"I'll sign you XX."
The smile on Lao Yu's lips stiffened, and he explained.
"Sign it, it's good for you to sign it, although you can't become a VIP user anymore, but you also see the relationship between me and the Destiny Screenwriting Department?"
Wang Tiezhu understood, it turned out that Lao Yu was afraid that he would be held accountable because of some mistakes, so he took himself to see it.
"Do I have a choice?"
Under Lao Yu's repeated nods, Wang Tiezhu signed the customer agreement.