Chapter 192: Undisciplined Mallet

Doodle... Doodle... Fan Xiulei's communication avatar suddenly flashed on the small corner of Shakya's screen.

Shakya hurriedly suppressed his smile and answered the phone of the great beauty.

"Little brother! Boss finished? Seeing that your level has risen to 40 just now, I haven't given my sister a good news after waiting for a long time, but my sister is still working tirelessly on the third floor of the general's mound to guard the door for you. Although there was some reproach in Fan Xiulei's words, her tone did not mean anything like that.

But Shakya felt that he was negligent, coughed twice in embarrassment, and immediately said with a smile apologetically: "Brahma beauty! What are you talking about? No, I was about to give you the good news, and I was just about to talk to you when you called, hehe! ”

Shakya was talking nonsense, without blinking his eyes, and with a lewd smile, everyone wanted to flatten him.

"Not really! Where are you deceiving girls and making girls happy! Fan Xiulei on the other end of the phone knew that Shakya was talking nonsense, but she smiled softly on her face, trying her best to make her tone very calm.

From the expression of the beautiful woman, the handsome guy knew that the beautiful woman was angry, and he thought that a smart woman is not easy to fool! Who said that a woman with big breasts is better to shake, Fan Xiulei must be an exception.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him with a playful face, Shakya directly pulled down his eyelids and left his back to everyone, and his shameless behavior made everyone scold.

Oh yes! They all want to see Lao Tzu make a fool of themselves, tell you that there is no way, and I don't inquire, who am I, do you think the director of the United Nations General Assembly is so easy to mix? And it's been eight years, who dares to compare? Who would dare to be thicker than me? Who dares to be more shameless than me? Shakya felt a little smug in his heart.

Seeing that Shakya was stunned and didn't speak for a long time, the great beauty finally couldn't hold it anymore! He said, "What? Little brother, you're angry with your sister, this can't be true, right? ”

"Ahh Not a big beauty! Don't get me wrong, how could I be angry with you? I... Aren't you familiar with it yet? Never angry, with a very large belly. The corners of Shakya's mouth twitched, and he nodded with a smile and said, It's so cheap, it's too shameless, it looks flattering, as if it's very familiar with the beauty of the Brahman, but I've met a few times, and it's still in the game.

This action made the women furious, and they were completely on the verge of rage, while our client was completely unaware of it, and continued to curry favor with him shamelessly.

The great beauty of the Buddha saw the women surrounding behind Shakya through the communicator, and couldn't help but chuckle, this smile is terrible, it is the kind of super beauty who brings disaster to the country and the people, this smile almost made Shakya unable to hold it, and he made a fool of himself on the spot and drooled sluggling.

When Shakya was about to show it to the great beauty of the Fanda, he suddenly felt the gust of wind behind him, and before he could react, he was beaten by the four women's pink fists and embroidered legs, screaming, and his head was beaten into a pig's head, so he refused to give up.

Fan Xiulei on the opposite side finally couldn't help but be reserved, laughed along, and greeted Nini and Youyou warmly respectively, and her envious eyes flashed.

"Humph!" The four lesbians snorted dissatisfiedly at Shakya, "See if you dare to be so lustful in the future, there are guys of the opposite sex and no humanity, hum!" ”

Shakya touched the body that was 'wounded' all over his body, and was about to complain to the great beauty, but found that the women had already chatted with the beautiful woman, and completely left themselves aside.

Shakya howled depressedly, it seemed that his fat beating was in vain, and suddenly it was like an eggplant beaten by frost, and he didn't pull a few, and walked towards the side gloating uncle and flame,

"Where to go!" Nini pulled Shakya, who was about to turn around and leave, back.

"Oops! Brother! I'm asking Sister Xiulei how to put on makeup? You're standing upright, and if you don't stand upright, the camera won't be aligned. Nini looked reproachful, and set Shakya's body a little arrogantly, and went to ask her sister Xiulei for advice.

"I..." Before Shakya finished speaking, Nini was already standing behind him, and Fan Xiulei on the opposite side looked at it with wide eyes, it was a little incredible that Nini, who had always been quiet, would make such a move.

It can only be said that what she saw before was only appearances! It's an illusion, Nini is definitely not a quiet girl, and she is a very powerful and evil little demon.

Nini before this, everyone felt that she was very quiet, that was because she had been facing the same person for many years, and the most important thing was that this person had never cared about her inner situation, so it seemed very cold and quiet to outsiders.

Oh! can't say that, it should be that the handsome guy will never be;

You want a guy who has followed an old bachelor master since he was a child, and ask him if he understands a woman's heart, isn't that a panic or nonsense!

Now Nini has more friends, especially deeply affected by the ghost, and later also showed a fierce side of life, which completely created Nini's double-sided character in the future, sometimes pure as a spring lily, sometimes as demonic as evil, so that everyone has a headache, but also makes the enemy fearful, and is also known as a little witch by the world.

Regarding the changes in Nini's personality, who has been obedient to him since she was a child, Shakya still had a feeling of madness at first, which was a bit inapplicable, but he was relieved to see Nini's current happy state.

Nini's change Shakya accepted it, and he was also happy for Nini, after all, Nini had only been in contact with herself before, and Shakya was still very clear about the pain in her heart, because until now Nini has not mentioned his family to him.

Although he didn't know how to comfort Nini, Shakya could often feel the sadness in Nini's heart and worry about her all the time.

But now it's different, with the companionship of the ghost, the companionship of the twins, I believe that everything will be fine.

Shakya pretended to complain and glanced at Youyou, gritting his teeth as if to say, you brought it all bad, you dominatrix!

"What's my business?" Shakya's eyes completely angered Youyou, the speed of turning his face was faster than turning the book, the first moment he was still full of spring breeze and smiling, and the next moment he became frosty and wanted to give Shakya a special feeling.

"Nope! It's nothing, ladies and gentlemen, it's my fault, leave me alone, you go on! "Faced with a group of women in a state of 'madness', Shakya had to bow his head and be a good messenger to connect the beauty of Van Da and Nini.

O God! O earth! I'm swollen! How did it get mixed up to such a point, this group of women is going to rebel! Who's going to help me, or a bolt of lightning to chop the kid and uncle who have been watching Lao Tzu's jokes to death!

After a few minutes of chattering, Shakya finally interjected, and tears flowed down his face! It's not easy! Before the girls beat themselves, they hurriedly said: "Brahma beauty! What do you see this is? Shakya took out the order to build a gang and threw it in his hand! Then make a picture book and send it to Fan Xiulei.

"Ahh Gang Order!! ”

"Ahh Another piece of building a gang order!! ”

The five women opened their mouths and screamed almost at the same time, and the high-decibel screams made people sore almost scared Shakya and Uncle to urine, and they died!

Ay! Crazy women can't be messed with! But the woman screaming in the madness is even more terrifying! I can't afford to hurt it!

Seeing the momentary daze of the beauty of the Van Da, Shakyaman thought that he could always get the favor and worship of the goddess at this time, but what he never expected was that the Van Da beauty gently patted her chest, pulled the little naughty beauty next to her, and then pinched her little face vigorously, until the little naughty tears were in her eyes, opened her mouth and screamed loudly in pain, and then gently muttered to herself a few words, and hurriedly went offline.

Because she said it relatively quietly, Shakya and the others couldn't hear it clearly.

For this performance of the great beauty, everyone's foreheads are covered with black lines, and they also understand a truth, the big beauty is sometimes very evil.

The call has also been terminated because of Fan Xiulei's offline, facing the screen gradually darkened, Shakya was also a little confused, didn't understand what Fan Xiulei meant, smiled awkwardly at everyone and said: "Go offline first, hot pot restaurant, go!" ”

It's okay that Shakya didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, everyone felt hungry and growled.

Seeing that everyone was giggling and preparing to go offline, ready to eat and drink in the sea, Flame Thunder was a little panicked, blinking and looking at Shakya pitifully.

And Shakya has a ring of eyes, deliberately ignoring this goods, very unhappy with the performance of this goods just now, just now did not cooperate with Lao Tzu, still holding his hands on the side, gloating at Lao Tzu's jokes, and now he is starting to be anxious! Turtle son, look at how Lao Tzu cleans you up now.

Aren't you awesome? Didn't you fight Ba Qingtian more than ten hours ago? Now that I know it, I'm scared, I'm worried about being hacked to death if I walk on the road! I'm worried that I'll be killed in bed at night, and I'm worried that I won't see the sun the next day!

Oh yes! Now you know to beg me! Shakya shook his head and deliberately sighed loudly that he had gained a lot today! When I come back after eating hot pot, I will identify all the equipment, and take it to the auction house for auction, and I will definitely get a large amount of gold coins, so many gold coins, how can I use it up! Ay! I didn't have money before, so I was bitter! Now I don't know how to spend my money, I'm worried!

The uncle on the side listened to Shakya's self-talk, and almost stumbled and fell into Alzheimer's! Constantly wipe the cold sweat from your forehead with your hands.

The uncle looked at these two goods and was extremely abnormal, so he simply sat cross-legged on the ground and didn't leave, how could he miss such a big show?

The uncle with his legs crossed, looked at Shakya, and then looked at the flames, the two of them are really good mallets, it's been almost a minute, and they haven't entered the main drama yet, the uncle is not only a little anxious, after all, his stomach is still hungry.

Blaze glanced depressedly at the uncle who was smiling on the outside and anxious on the inside, and he couldn't wait to go up and give this shoehorn two old punches, and beat him all over the ground to find his teeth.

You said that you are such a big person, and you like to watch people make a fool of themselves, you learn from others Nini and Youyou, they are all offline, but why are you sitting here shamelessly! What a lack of pumping! If Lao Tzu can beat you, he will definitely beat you with this mallet and bow his head and sing conquest.

"Boss! Look, can you let me stay with you? That way, it will be easier for us to be together in the future! I heard that there are still a lot of empty houses in your house, I don't need much space, just a small empty room, you can put a bed and a game helmet on it, what do you think? Blaze pursed her lips and finally spoke, stammering pitifully to Shakya.

"Oops! I'm so tired today! If you have back pain, if only you help me rub it! Shakya rolled his eyes, shook his waist, and turned his buttocks, looking very tired, extremely indebted.

"Huh! Top dog! Let the little one rub it for you! I'm a good kung fu, I've worked in a massage parlor before, and I'm the best at giving massages. As if grasping something, the flames twitched the corners of their eyes as they began to knead for Shakya with a coquettish smile.

"Shrimp? The massage parlor wants your five big and three thick black goods? Shakya looked incredulous.

"Boss, try it first, feel it!" Blaze didn't dare to get angry at all, and continued to curry favor with Shakya as if he were a grandson, and his hands were pinched even harder.

Not to mention that the craftsmanship of this product is really good, and he may have really worked in a massage parlor, so cool that Shakya squinted his eyes and gently ** up.

"Damn! How dare you**! The uncle couldn't help laughing and scolding, and finally understood that one of the two goods was willing to fight, and the other was willing to suffer.

"Rely on it! Uncle, do you want to come too! Shakya squinted his eyes and glanced at the uncle, and the ** kept coming out of his throat, no longer Uncle Bird, closed his eyes and began to enjoy it.

The uncle glanced at Shakya with contempt, these two mallets are too invincible, one is loud, and the other is undisciplined!

"Little Liezi! This... This... It's all pressed! Shakya suddenly raised his voice in a strange way, causing goosebumps to rise all over Uncle and Blaze.

"Wow! That's it! Empress! Blaze also pinched his nose and replied in a strange manner.

"What? Empress? Xiao Liezi, you can listen to me, there are many empty rooms in my house, Nini and they occupy four, one for my uncle and me, one for Zhoutong, and one for my aunt... Aunt Thirteen has one, so there are really not many houses in the family, and I have to prepare for my future children to live in the remaining rooms, so let's say! Where you live......"

Shakya's words directly stunned the uncle, dare to say this? It doesn't matter if there are many aunts, even the eldest aunt has them, I'll take it.

How many rooms do you want to leave for your future children? It's shameless.

"Your Majesty! The emperor is angry, it's a little damn, Xiao Liezi knows that he is wrong, beg the emperor to be gracious and spare me! Blaze burst into tears, cried out for Shakya's mercy, and fell to his knees.

The uncle watched the performance of these two two goods, his face was about to stiffen with twitches, and he really couldn't stand it, so he laughed and scolded directly: "Two mallets, it's really a second goods without discipline, Lao Tzu won't play with you anymore, it's offline!" ! ”

Seeing the uncle go offline, Shakya and Blaze couldn't help but hold their stomachs and laugh.

"Let's go, go offline, you will leave immediately when you get offline, just bring a game helmet, don't bring anything else, have a long eye on the road, be careful, call me when you get to the south gate of the United Nations General Assembly, and I will pick you up." Shakya put away his playful face and said to Flame in a serious manner, the worry in his eyes was self-evident.

"Boss! Rest assured! Don't worry about me, if I were so easy to be killed, I would have seen the Buddha go a long time ago, I will come to you immediately, boss, in fact, your place is still very close to where I live, I can arrive in more than ten minutes, and I can eat hot pot with you. Flame Thunder felt Shakya's concern, willing to risk his life to take him in, and felt that Shakya's care for him was completely sincere, so that his heart was moved greatly, and he could no longer hold back the tears falling down.

Although he knew that Shakya was very powerful, he also wanted to hug Shakya's thigh, and hoped to escape this catastrophe, after all, his strength alone was too weak, and Ba Qingtian estimated that he could destroy him with a finger, and if he could not die, he would definitely not die, so when Shakya agreed to take him in, Flame had already made up his mind that he would follow Shakya in this life.

"Damn! Big man, don't cry and cry for everything, a good man bleeds without tears, what's the difficulty, we brothers just fight together, it's no big deal, although we don't take the initiative to trouble others, but we are not good people, who dares to bully us, then we don't have to be polite, just fuck him! Shakya burst into foul language and patted Blaze on the shoulder.

"Okay, Boss, this life of my flame will be yours from now on!" Blaze wiped tears from her face, clasped Shakya's big hand tightly, and smiled knowingly.

Needless to say, Shakya has since had another brother.