This "Big Bird Turmoil" has been making trouble for a long time, and Sun Li has forgotten about what he dreamed about before.

But he was still obsessed with his newfound skills. I hear the conversations of various animals every day, and I am irritable.

At night, I was just about to fall asleep in the mosquito net, when I heard the mosquitoes calling outside: "Come here, there is a small hole here, just climb in, let's go have a full meal." ”

When I got up in the morning and went to open the chicken coop, I heard the old hen complaining, "Fuck, these people killed my husband last month and came to steal my baby every day." ”

He suddenly remembered that there seemed to be a person in his dream who was also troubled by the sensitivity of his ears.

On this day, Zhao Gan came to look for him, so he told Zhao Gan everything about it. Zhao Qian said in disbelief: "Then listen to the roundworms in my stomach, what are they talking about?" ”

Sun Li leaned on Zhao Gan's stomach and said: "They said that you ate and drank nonsense before, and there was a lot of oil and water in your stomach, and they lived very quickly, and they didn't change the emperor." Now the clear soup is low and watery, and it doesn't make a head. ”

Zhao Qian clapped his hands and said, "Hey, that's right, I've been losing weight recently, and I really haven't eaten much of it." Listen to them again. ”

Sun Li listened for a while and said, "They are scolding you, you are impatient, and there are many problems." also said that if he wants to become a monk, at least he can eat well. ”

Zhao Qian said: "Hey, speaking of monks, I think of it, the abbot of Xiegu Temple will look at incurable diseases, or let's go to him to see." ”

Sun Li also had a pimple in his heart, and wanted to go to Xiegu Temple to see what was wrong. Then he and Zhao Qian went to the Xiegu Temple.

The weather in early summer was already extremely hot, and not long after walking out of the city, both of them were panting and sweating.

Zhao Qian said: "It's really good to have a bowl of chilled sour plum soup at this time." ”

Sun Li said: "Brother Zhao, look, there is a wine flag not far ahead, let's go there to buy a bowl of tea and drink it." ”

Zhao Qianding looked at it, and sure enough, there were three thatched huts on the side of the road, carrying an apricot yellow flag, which read "Three bowls are not enjoyable".

Zhao Sun and the others sat down at the table, and Zhao Qianxi said: "It's really a bodhisattva manifestation, you see." ”

Sun Li looked at it, and there were small words on the wine flag: Our store's secret sour plum soup is sweet and thirst-quenching.

Zhao Qian said loudly: "Boss, quickly bring us a bowl of chilled sour plum soup." ”

The shopkeeper responded: "Come on, come on, two bowls of secret chilled sour plum soup." ”

Not long after, the shopkeeper brought out two bowls of sour plum soup, and the bowl was small and flat. Zhao Qian took it and drank it all, and said, "This sour plum soup is so delicious, it's just that the store is stingy, how can you use such a small bowl." ”

The shopkeeper said: "The guest officer doesn't know that the amount of sour plum soup in our house is relatively small, and we still can't get enough of drinking three bowls, so we call it 'three bowls are not enjoyable'." ”

Zhao Qian said: "Don't talk nonsense, two more bowls per person and change to a big bowl." ”

Zhao Sun and the others drank two more bowls, which were a little cool, but they were really not enjoyable. shouted to Xiao Er to serve sour plum soup again, but Xiao Er said: "Guest officer, I'm afraid I'm going to have a stomach trouble if I drink too much." ”

Sun Li said: "Your shopkeeper wants to be Luo, I'm afraid we can't afford to pay money, let me tell you, this Zhao Gongzi is the young owner of a big restaurant in the city, and he has money." ”

Zhao Qian slowly opened the folding fan, shook it lightly and said, "Hey, Brother Sun, low-key and low-key." ”

He took out a ten-tael ingots from his sleeve, threw it on the table and said, "Can you manage all this money, can you manage the sour plum soup?" ”

Xiao Er said: "It's enough, and I have to return a lot of you." ”

Sun Li said: "Which one needs you to find money, go and bring the sour plum soup, let us drink as much as we want." ”

This little two not only brought out the jar of sour plum soup, but also served them bowl after bowl by the table. When the two of them finished drinking, Xiao Er counted nine bowls per person, adding a full eighteen bowls.

Zhao Sun and the others got up and were about to hurry, but the shopkeeper stopped him and said, "Where are the two guest officers?" ”

Sun Li said: "Go up the mountain." ”

The shopkeeper said: "You can't go up the mountain, there is a new big tiger who eats people." ”

Zhao Qian said: "This little second brother is really interesting, I have never heard of a tiger in broad daylight, don't make such a joke on us." ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly went back to the house and took out the official notice copied and said, "If you don't believe it, you can look here, don't joke with your life." Stay overnight in our store, and wait for tomorrow to gather 12 or 20 people to go up the mountain together. ”

Sun Li said: "The fraud is quite careful, but I tell you, we are not afraid." ”

Zhao Qian raised the wooden stick and said, "Yes, I'm not a vegetarian. ”

The two chatted while walking, ridiculing the shopkeeper's tricks full of loopholes, in order to leave people for food and lodging, they actually used tigers to scare people.

As he spoke, he walked to the foot of the mountain, only to see a large tree with its bark peeled off, and it was written: "There is a tiger on the mountain recently, passers-by should pay attention to avoid it." ”

Zhao Qian said with a smile: "This shopkeeper is quite capable of cleaning up moths." ”

Sun Li said: "That's right, if you want to use this kind of little trick to scare us back, it's really a crack in the door." ”

The two talked and laughed and walked for a long time, until they walked in front of a ruined temple, and the sun was about to set at this moment.

On the door of the temple, there is a notice from the government, saying that there have been tigers in the near future, and passers-by are asked to pay attention to avoid Yunyun. The bottom is covered with the large seal of the government.

Zhao and Sun didn't look at it, but after seeing the hairs stand upside down, cold sweat came out of the pores and rolled down the hairs to the tips of the hairs.

Zhao Qian said: "Brother Sun, I just remembered that my fan seems to have fallen in the tea shop." You can accompany me back to find it, if it were an ordinary fan, it was my eighteenth birthday, and my father gave me a birthday gift. You know the relationship between father and son, it is so cherished. ”

Sun Li said: "Brother Zhao, isn't it the fan in your hand?" ”

Zhao Qian said: "Look at my memory. ”

Suddenly, Sun Li heard the sound of a crow talking from the tree: "Second brother, what are you doing here?" ”

The crow named "Second Child" said: "It's three cannons, I'm waiting to eat meat." ”

The third cannon said: "How do you say this? ”

The second said: "You see that the two people below are not, and they will become the prey of the tiger after a while, and the tiger can't eat cleanly, let's pick up some minced meat and bones and eat it." ”

The third cannon said: "Wonderful! It's still brother, you're high! ”

The second child let out a smug laugh: "Hahahahahahaha

Zhao Qian said: "I listened to the old man, and I heard the crow quacking, nothing good. ”

Sun Li trembled and said, "The old man is right. Brother Zhao, let's run quickly, maybe we can escape back before the tiger finds us." ”

Before the words fell, a long tiger roar could be heard in the woods.

The second said: "Ready, the tiger is coming." ”

The third cannon said: "Second brother, what is the origin of this tiger, why haven't I seen it in this realm before." ”

The second said: "This is a long story, you have heard of the three evils in Zhou, you have not heard of it, there is a person named Zhou, who killed a tiger on Nanshan." ”

"That tiger has a girlfriend, and he didn't dare to move around Nanshan, so he ran out."

"When she arrived in the northern mountains, there were two tigers on the mountain, a male and a female, and the male tiger liked the new and hated the old, and got along with the new tigress, and abandoned his original mate."

"The abandoned tigress came to us, and she vowed to eat all the men in the world to vent her hatred."

Three guns said: "I see. ”

As he spoke, the tiger walked up to Zhao Qiansun Li, and Zhao and Sun were so frightened that their legs trembled, and they couldn't take a step at all.

Sun Lidao: "The eldest sister is merciful, there is a debtor and a debtor, we are just passing by, and you have no grievances, don't eat us." ”

The tiger howled twice, and Sun Li heard it - the weather was hot and he didn't want to eat meat.

Sun Li said: "It's best if the eldest sister doesn't eat meat, it's easy to get fat when she eats meat, and if she gets fat, she is easy to be disliked by her husband." ”

As soon as the big tiger heard this, tears fell like rain, and he couldn't stop crying.

Sun Li hurriedly said: "Eldest sister, don't be sad, the tiger with all your eyes will definitely appear, you just haven't met the right person before." ”

Suddenly, there was a "click", Sun Li turned his head to look, it turned out that Zhao Gan saw that the tiger was not powerful, and felt that it was a good opportunity to attack, so he raised a wooden stick to fight, but the stick hit the branch and broke into two pieces.

Sun Li said: "Sister, don't be careful, just now my friend was chasing mosquitoes, summer is coming, and there are many mosquitoes." ”

The tiger slowly walked towards Zhao Gan, and Zhao Gan had no choice but to throw away half of the wooden stick in his hand, raise his fists, and concentrate on it, ready to fight to the death.

The tiger gled its teeth and roared with a fierce look. Seeing that it was about to pounce.

Sun Li shouted: "I know that there is a tea shop selling sour plum soup not far from here, the sour plum soup there is sweet and sour like the taste of first love, and after being chilled, it can drive away the heat, do you want to have a bowl to taste?" ”