Crunch

Wang Tiezhu woke up, it was still the place that made him feel warm like a spring breeze and as safe as a bedroom, but Wang Tiezhu felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't see it now, and he always felt that there were other people in this place.

"I'll go down and buy you some bananas."

"No, I just ate an apple."

There was a squirming sound, as if the mattress was being made.

"Then you take a nap."

There was another squirming sound, the two seemed to lie down together for a while, and said a lot of happy things, Wang Tiezhu was very happy to hear it, and his parents in this life were very good.

The days passed like this, his father's name was Wang Gang, his mother's name was Luo Juan, the two had just been married for three years, and they both gathered less and left more, because both of them were public officials, so they naturally had to respond to the country's call for late birth and eugenics.

It's just that Luo Juan still reacted quickly, and when she checked that she was pregnant, she was still double happy.

Wang Tiezhu realized that it was a one-click double-link, no wonder he always felt that someone was competing with him for food.

This is an ordinary and warm family, because Wang Gang is a railroad worker, the husband and wife always get together less and leave more, but Luo Juan will run to the train station as soon as she has a holiday, and follow Wang Gang all the way to take the train, which is probably the romance of the husband and wife.

was pregnant for six months, Wang Tiezhu was probably determined, and he had a younger sister or sister, depending on his parents' decision.

Damn, what are you doing?

Wang Tiezhu found more and more that this guy who didn't know if it was his sister or his sister became more and more restless, and he would kick him at every turn, and several times Wang Tiezhu could only drag the rope so as not to be kicked away.

So small and so violent? When the time comes, I must take the lead first and become a brother.

As soon as Wang Tiezhu made up his mind, he felt that his face was pinched.

Do you really think I can't beat you? I'll tell you, I just don't want to do it....... It's up to you to come back.

On the day of the birth, Wang Tiezhu was ready to go.

After all, they are twins, and they can only be disemboweled, and Wang Tiezhu dragged the rope to his belly early in the morning.

After being born smoothly, Wang Tiezhu was really the eldest and younger sister Wang Tiehua.

I knew that I would lock my memories away, it was really, so boring!

The days of being a baby are like this, they are wrapped like a zongzi every day, and they can't move, but Wang Tiezhu found one thing, as long as he eats his sister, he will cry.

"Huahua, don't give it to your brother, you were so domineering when you were a child, who would dare to marry you when you grow up."

Depend on! Our mom is right.

Wang Tiezhu also gradually realized that this sister was naturally extremely hostile to him.

Could it be that I robbed her of her status as the boss? She wants to be a sister?

At the age of four months, both siblings began to climb and became more lively.

Wang Tiezhu still felt bored, and those children's toys were covered by his sister's calf protector.

"Huahua, one for each person, you play this and this for your brother."

My sister cried again, and Wang Tiezhu didn't bother to rob her.

"Iron pillar, how can you be the same as a little old man."

Wang Tiezhu could only symbolically crawl over, put on a mask of joy, and happily picked up a rattle, letting out a rattle of laughter.

The younger sister who was playing with the rattle not far away suddenly crawled over, suddenly accelerated, and the little head went directly to Wang Tiezhu's body, Wang Tiezhu directly turned on his back, although Wang Tiezhu felt pain, but he didn't cry.

Mother was cooking in the kitchen, he looked at this sister, and felt more and more strange, and thought about using his thoughts directly on her, asking her not to pester herself, but the next moment, her sister pressed directly on him.

Damn, useless?

Wang Tiezhu, who was pressed at the bottom, could only scream, and his mother hurried over.

"Huahua, why are you bullying my brother again."

Until he was picked up by his mother, his sister was still babbling and shouting, and the manic posture of wanting to hit people made Wang Tiezhu stunned.

Damn, where did I offend you? You eat first, and I eat it only after you've eaten and drunk enough and fall asleep.

When the brother and sister were 1 year old

Sister Wang Tiehua has intensified.

Damn, do you really think I won't dare to hit you?

Wang Tiezhu couldn't bear it this time, a banana in his hand was snatched away by his sister, he chased after him and grabbed his sister, but his sister reflexively kicked him.

How much hatred and how much resentment?

Wow wow

My sister also cried, Wang Tiezhu was stunned, everyone was numb, obviously my sister snatched her banana and kicked herself, but my sister's foot was fractured, and she was beaten by her mother.

It seems that the extra 1 stamina does work.

When he came back from the hospital, Wang Tiezhu looked at his sister with some guilt and hit the leg of the deck, crying with red eyes.

Forget it, she's my sister.

When I was two years old

Wang Tiezhu still feels bored, looking at the old environment around him that he was familiar with as a child, they live in a unit building community, and there are many children in it.

And Wang Tiezhu found that his mind influence skill was only useless to his sister, and she seemed to know that she was being influenced, as soon as she used it, she would look at herself, and then she would rush over, open her mouth to bite or scratch directly.

Good guy, you know that I have a strong physical ability to resist blows, so I've switched to sharp attacks, right?

Wow wow

Wang Tiezhu screamed, grandparents hurriedly came over, Wang Tiezhu pressed his bitten ear, he felt more and more that something was wrong, no matter how it was said that it was also a mother's womb, how could my sister be so hostile to him?

When he was four years old, Wang Tiezhu began to gradually feel that something was wrong with his sister, and he also felt scared.

Because my sister Wang Tiehua's luck is too good.

Go to the commissary and buy a crispy noodle, and another pack can break the boss.

Shopping can pick up other people's lost watches or large bills or something, send them to the police station, the next day in the kindergarten to praise the dead, the surrounding classmates are in good relationship with my sister, except for myself.

Some scratch stall owners on the street were scared when they saw their sister, so they just closed the stall and stopped working, after all, the two color TVs, three washing machines, two motorcycles, and a car at home were all touched by my sister.

What Wang Tiezhu was worried about finally happened, and when the kindergarten was out of school one afternoon, time and space suddenly stopped.

This time, three people came, Lao Yu, Lin Maocai and Zhang Qin.

"Damn, it's outrageous."

As soon as Zhang Qin came up, he called up Wang Tiezhu's bad luck and good luck proportion, the proportion of good luck turned out to be 0%, and the proportion of bad luck was as high as 67.8%

And Wang Tiehua is also outrageous, with good luck accounting for 74.9% and bad luck accounting for 0%

Reversed?

Wang Tiezhu instantly realized that his good luck was sucked away by his sister, and his sister's bad luck was sucked by himself.