Chapter 1 Strange Taste?
"Wake up, sir! It's time to eat! ”
Bai Xudong frowned, he didn't like to be woken up so early! Especially on Saturday mornings!
Turning sideways, he subconsciously buckled the pillow on his head, not thinking that the sound was getting closer and closer, and finally almost against his face.
The next moment, the bad breath that had not brushed his teeth for 10,000 years swept like a tsunami: "Awake, sir!! It's time for breakfast! ”
It stands to reason that Xiao Mi should wake up himself every day, stepping on his face with a pink meat pad to gently torture Bai Xudong to wake up...
Wrong! I should have been rushing for drawings last night... That... What's going on?
Wait a minute... The sound is not right either!? Who's in my house?
Bai Xudong's eyes widened suddenly, but he found that the surrounding environment had changed...
The computers and figures I am familiar with have disappeared without a trace, and even the mobile phone at the bedside is gone!
All that catches your eye is the dimly lit wooden house, and the oil paintings hanging on the walls are more like medieval style from the style of painting! The crystal lamps overhead were gone, only candlesticks with candles in them.
Turning around slightly, the quilt was lifted a little, and a stinky smell was like expired stinky tofu, mixed with stinky socks that had not been washed for many years, like a civilian biological weapon! Just get into your nose!
The foul smell almost killed me on the spot.
"Lord Viscount Hellington, are you awake!?"
The tsunami-like bad breath of the mountains and the sweet female voice of the extremely mismatched hit again.
"Gross..."
Before he could explain, he lifted the quilt and walked straight to the window in front of him.
I thought that the fresh air would blow away the stench, but I never expected that as soon as I opened the window, I saw a mountain of feces!
"What's going on?" Bai Xudong turned his head and asked.
The maid frowned slightly, tilted her head and said, "My lord, this is your order, the collected fertilizer should be used to grow crops, you see, the document is next to the bed!" ”
Bai Xudong immediately closed the window, walked quickly to the bedside and picked up a piece of parchment.
The original jerky character can be understood in the next second, and the content is no different from what the maid said, and the signature of this instruction is: Ted Hairington.
After reading this document, he completely realized that he had crossed over, and the period he had traveled through was the dark Middle Ages similar to ancient Europe! Fortunately, he is a hereditary nobleman, and he has no quarrel with the world in a safe corner, which is lucky compared to those peasants who started.
The stench on the body is because these people have not bathed for 10,000 years, which is known to be the church's pot with a guess on the heel! It is said that this is the only way to be religious to God!
Maybe heaven is fragrant, God has never smelled the smell, just like the emperor who is accustomed to eating the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, once he has eaten stinky tofu, he can't stop, the sour but delicious aroma and taste are like a thin and long whip, whipped on unreliable judgment!
This foul-smelling 'fireworks on earth' is most likely God's favorite! After all, Cao Cao still likes other people's daughters-in-law... As a god, it's not uncommon to like smells.
"Hey..."
A breath of turbidity exhaled, Ted sat helplessly on the stool, waved his hand at the delicate-looking maid in front of him and said, "You go out first, I'm not hungry for the time being, by the way, eat breakfast for me!" ”
"Yes... Thank you, Lord for your reward..."
If you come here, you will be safe, Ted watched a lot of novels and anime in his previous life, and he was already a drama spirit, just an identity, so it is not a problem to enter the drama instantly!
Judging from the current situation, I should have died of overwork, and if I go back... I definitely can't go back, but as a traverser, God has to give yourself something, right?
The thought turned here, and the next moment, a magical power poured into his body, and along with the memories of this life, appeared in Ted's mind.
[The interstellar farming system has been installed!
Initialize... Initialization complete!
The Starter Pack has been delivered, is it open? 】
Without the slightest hesitation, Ted clicked on the gift package directly!
[Congratulations to the host!] Obtain:
System-specific currency: Starcoins x100
Resurrection Coins x10
Random Draw Card x10】
See the raffle card! A smile appeared at the corner of Ted's mouth, and his mouth was crooked in a magical arc~
"Haha~ Hi! I didn't think I would have it today! ”
Since there is a lottery, it is the time to verify whether you are the emperor or the non-chief!
In this life, although the body is a little dirty temporarily, but the skin is white, as long as you are not so unlucky, you should be listed as a European!
[Does the host want to draw a lottery?] 】
"Pump! Ten draws! All pumped! ”
Ted has never been so generous in his two lives, and the lottery is all based on the official low-level card pool lottery tickets! And now I have ten consecutive draws!
He trembled and reached out to take out the lottery card, and according to the instructions, threw it into a large lottery machine!
'Zi. Multiply.. 'Z...'
The moment he put in the card, the lottery machine roulette wheel also rotated, and Ted clenched his fists and gently hummed the traditional song of the Chinese lottery!
"Good luck! Good luck to me..."
"Ding!"
[Congratulations to the host!] Get a truckload of mineral water! 】
"It's okay, I can still smoke nine more times!" Ted keeps his eyes on the big screen! Even the prize of opening the door and kneeling did not interrupt his sweet dream!
[Congratulations to the host!] Get a truckload of canned Coke! 】
“... There's still a chance! ”
....
Drawn 7 times in a row, all with the lowest reward: a random truckload of drinks or food...
After working for half a day, I only got a x3 truck of canned luncheon meat, a x1 truck of mineral water, and a x3 truck of coke.
Just when Ted was desperate, the lottery machine shook slightly, and along with the shaking, there was a purple light!
"It's not golden! Purple ones will do the same! ”
In the description of the prizes, the prizes will get better with the progress of science and technology, even in this era of transportation, communication, and shaking! Epic items that belong to purple aren't too bad!
It's not as good as the Golden Legend! But it's better than the previous gray reward!
"Ding!"
[Congratulations to the host!] Get an ATV 4x4 motocross bike! 】
Before Ted could cheer the surprise! The lottery machine in front of me vibrates more frequently!
"Ding!!
[Wow! Golden Legends! Congratulations to the host! Get 25kw Turbo Hydro Generator x10]
The sudden arrival of modern objects made Ted cover his head and exclaim incredible!
In the last draw, the lottery machine just trembled slightly and stopped.
[Congratulations to the host, get a truck of interstellar crop seeds!] 】
At the sight of the last prize, Ted held his breath!
The previous prizes that were ahead of their time were not practical, and the last one! A truckload of crop seeds is what Ted needs!
Motocross bikes are only used as a means of transportation, and the generator can only be left in the warehouse for the time being, after all, there is not even a light bulb now, and even if it is installed, it will not have any effect!
Memories told themselves that there was only wheat or rice, or cabbage and tomatoes in the [Snow Man Empire], and nothing else!
Come to think of it! Ted clenched his fist and stretched out his index finger to point out the window, like the protagonist of the novel, and said excitedly: "This world is prosperous! It's up to me! ”
However, just as he raised his hand, the smell from his armpits immediately made him realize reality!
If you want to get rich, you must first build roads, and before sweeping the world, you must first sweep your own house! Before you do big things, solve the hygiene problem first! Not only their own, but also the people's!