Chapter 9: White Lies
Thinking of reading, Ted suddenly had an idea! Immediately use the free printing function of the system to type "Advanced Mathematics"
After doing this, Ted felt that it was not enough, and typed "Quantum Mechanics" and "Relativity".
Don't care if this little girl understands it or not, you have to make her feel the sinister of society first! Anyway, since she knew that she would become the lord's wife, she was no longer assigned a job by the housekeeper, and she was idle, so it was better to read more books to increase her knowledge!
I got dressed and came to the hall, where I happened to meet Chris who had just finished taking a shower!
In just a few days, he changed his mind about not taking a bath, and even the entire lord's mansion began to take a bath, and paid attention to public health!
Of course, according to Ted's theory, this group of people can't understand and won't believe it, but according to the butler's nonsense, the people in the house believe it and begin to accept it gradually!
Judging from what Chris made up, if Ted hadn't gone to school, he would have believed his nonsense!
He said: "It is impossible for human skin to resist the claws of the devil, but it can resist the germs brought by these demons, and the way to block them!" It is to make yourself clean, exude the fragrance of flowers from the inside out, and form a protective layer! Bounce germs away! With this kind of smell, even the high-level demons from the eighteenth layer of hell have to retreat by three points! After all, demons crawl out of the dunghole! ”
Before that, the people of the north believed in God and did not take a bath to show their piety and show the purity of their souls!
It's just that after all this time, I haven't seen God's apparition...
For so many years, the 'wise' words of the Church have been like a blind man leading a heifer - a calf is useless!
In that case, then believe in a ball!
If at such a time, if you use the words of the steward to mislead the people with good intentions, you may get twice the result with half the effort!
Before the wisdom of the people opened, whoever let them eat enough, they listened to whom~ Even if it is not impossible to recognize Satan as an ancestor~!
Thinking of this, Tedra passed over Chris, who was wiping his hair, and said calmly: "When the evening is finished, you personally visit some excellent families, tell them your theories, and send them this by the way..."
With that, Ted pointed to the empty hall behind him...
In the next second, the hall was covered with bath gel!
In order to quickly promote bathing, Ted bought a truckload of bath gel! This convenient thing can be used by both men and women, not only to wash the hair, but also to wash the body! According to the description, this thing was invented for astronauts, in order to save variety and space.
As for the towels, Chris renamed it the 'God's Gauntlet', which can use the power of the gods to purify the dirt on the body!
"Start with the excellent family, they choose to believe us first, then we will give some benefits~ When you go, not only do you have to bring two bottles of bath gel, but also carry a basket of eggs, the eggs are in the basement, I am ready~ After all~ The real benefits are more useful than writing blank checks!"
"Yes, sir!"
In terms of his ability to fool the people, Ted can't catch up with Chris no matter what, and his random idea is more outstanding than the method he racked his brains to...
In that case, leave these things to him!
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At nine o'clock in the morning, all the people who reported yesterday were ready to go at the North City Gate, and Ted gave his opinion to William, who was the first to come yesterday, and he didn't know anything about construction, so he could only draw a sketch, explain it in the notes, and then hand it over to him to do.
After many years of construction experience, he immediately had an idea after reading the instructions, and immediately used wooden poles and wires, with the help of some equally experienced people, to quickly build the prototype!
The others who came with them also had their own jobs, some filling up the low-lying areas of the city, while others dug a ditch to let the water in the city flow out of the city.
In short, everyone has something to do~
After promoting the bathing of the whole people, it is necessary to advocate a hygienic city and set up garbage cans on the streets! Once the smoky miasma was not suitable for survival at all!
At the same time, one after another horse-drawn carts were heading out of the city gates, ready to dump the excrement.
In this era, dung is a treasure, not only can be used as a golden crop, but also can be used as feed to raise fish after fermentation, and then sell it to those who like to eat fish~
This kind of good thing that kills three birds with one stone, Ted will not forget! He has already planned a piece of land outside the city, and when the spring of next year begins, he will pour the residents' domestic water there, and then breed catfish in large quantities!
Compared to other fish, catfish are adaptable, larger, and not picky! Not only is there less thorns, but the meat is also delicate, which is simply the best choice for supplementing protein! More suitable for those with indigestion!
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In the evening of the next day, the project began to take shape, and the city's sanitation gradually improved.
Taking this opportunity, Ted added a decree: anyone who disposes of waste at will will be punished with a hefty fine and volunteer for at least 200 hours...
And this decree has not been complained about.
There are manure trucks to collect waste every day, so that the house will not stink, in addition, the clean streets also make everyone feel new, since the lord of the lord distributed food for free, every corner of the city seems to exude a different atmosphere, this change, is not an attempt?
By the early morning of the fifth day, the public baths had been built, and under Ted's instructions, everyone was putting the finishing touches on them, and by the evening, the baths were all done, and the rest of the people still wanted to earn a little more, so they joined in the rest of the city's construction...
Ted didn't build a large bathhouse like the ancient Roman period, the culture of mixed bathing for men and women!
Although deep down I have a little anticipation... But! You have to suppress this idea in your heart, think about this kind of thing, just stimulate it, but don't really do it! Then society will be chaotic! People don't do anything every day, they run to the baths! Either inside the baths or on the way to the baths!
The newly built bathhouse is located in the north of the city, and the men's and women's bathrooms are separated by almost 100 meters, putting an end to any strange ideas.
At noon on the eighth day, Ted asked Chris to gather in the square in front of the Lord's Palace.
William not only brought the whole family, but even succeeded in convincing his relatives, and at this moment, their family of more than 60 people gathered around and waited for the next move.
The same is true for other families, not only with their families, but also with their neighbors and friends.
The small square, which can only accommodate a few hundred people, has become crowded~
Eventually, at Ted's command, everyone took their bathing utensils and headed north of the city.
The mighty crowd immediately attracted the nearby melon-eating crowd, and some of them followed the back of the team directly, as if they wanted to see what this group of people was going to do.
As we walked, a huge jug taller than the city walls caught everyone's attention...
This jug was purchased by Ted from the Mall for 30 Star Coins, a cylindrical stainless steel jug with a diameter of 60 meters and a height of 50 meters.
This was originally a large jar that can be seen everywhere in industrialized cities, but during the interstellar colonization, the earthlings took it out and used it again on Mars, and Ted directly bought it as a bath water jar.
There is a big river next to Valentine, and the source of the river is not far from the snow-capped mountains, all of which are water made of melting ice and snow, which is cool and sweet~ It's too wasteful to just drink it, and it is reasonable to take a bath and enjoy it.
In order to fill such a large tank with water, Ted bought a high-power pumping machine and installed a hydroelectric generator in the river to generate electricity.
The installation of the generator is very simple, with a built-in voltage regulator, you only need to throw it into the river, and the system will automatically straighten it and move it to the shore~
After the water is filled, the water is boiled with 200 heating rods, and then mixed with the cold water from the river and put it in a small storage tank as a buffer, which is used as bath water for everyone...
The crowd came to the front of the bath, and Chris, who was monitoring the temperature on the city walls, saw all this and waved his hand and shouted, "My lord! It's already good! Hot water can be provided continuously! ”
As one of the first excellent families to know the advantages of bathing, I can't wait at this moment! You can feel the heat from the outside~
In order to make everyone accept the bath more quickly, Ted also joined the bath with a bottle of bath gel, and the women, on the other hand, sent a maid from the City Lord's Mansion to teach the technique.