Chapter Seventy-Five: I Don't Want to Be a Human Anymore!
"Chris, you're not kidding?"
"My lord, the ancients said: Zi is not a fish, how do you know the joy of fish? You're not a Moon Elf, so you certainly can't experience what a Moon Elf feels like! Might as well... Just ask the two in front of you why they chose each other, what their original thoughts were, and just ask..."
"That's right!"
Inadvertently, Ted sees the special book Chris is holding in his hand...
Those translations that were originally Chinese textbooks and translations were incomprehensible to ordinary foreigners, and Ted just printed them out to remember the beginning, and then he threw them into a corner and fell into dust.
And these books, which happened to be seen by Chris, and with curiosity, he took them...
"Chris, can you read these things?"
"Of course, I don't understand, this hieroglyph is not in the same language family as the language we use, and it is not easy to learn it from scratch, but... I think some people can be trained to learn, after all, this is an encrypted language, which is very suitable for future intelligence work! β
"Huh! Reasonable! Then you can take your time, if there is any, you can tell me, I will teach you! β
"You're going to teach me?" Chris almost didn't react to these words, and in order to verify that Ted wasn't joking, he asked word by word in Chinese, "Are you sure?" My lord? β
Ted didn't hide it, but told him directly in fluent Chinese that he spoke well: "Of course I'm sure, if you go to my level, it's a success..."
βWHATοΌβ Chris's eyes widened, and he lowered his head in bore and continued to mumble basic words such as 'hello thank you', and said depressedly, "Hey... When I was young, I really didn't learn less, and I knew more than I, who was almost 40 years old..."
Ted took out his notepad and wrote down Chris's thoughts in the notebook, which was also a hint to himself!
A language like this, which has never appeared in the world, can indeed be used as a language of intelligence, because no one understands what this stuff is...
...
Following Chris's prompt, Ted turned his gaze to the two clerks working in front of him.
The men are humans, and the women are the moon elves, and they sit together and work together, conscientiously and meticulously!
But... Ted can still smell the sour smell of love from eight steps away, and he can guess the small movements under their desk...
"Uh... Two... Excuse me, I can ask... Is the reason you're together? β
"Oh? It's you, my lord! Hearing the voice, the male human raised his head and was about to get up, but was stopped by Ted.
At this time, the female clerk also put down the work at hand, brushed her curly hair, and pulled her husband's arm next to her... It seems that she enjoys the feeling of dependence.
According to the aesthetics of ordinary human men, the sweet-looking moon elf next to her, no matter how old she is, for human beings, with a good personality and perfect appearance, she will not refuse to be with her!
"My lord, the reason we were together in the first place was not because of love... As a man, I will definitely choose the most beautiful and suitable wife, and the moon elves, they will not grow old, and it is not a problem to live for tens of thousands of years, that is, she will always be that youthful and beautiful appearance... And what I love is what she was at the beginning, and she will never change..."
When the last sentence was spoken, the eyes of the female moon elf beside her suddenly filled with tears: "Oh my God, dear, can you repeat what you just said?" β
This passage seems to have been said many times, but the man still patiently stared into her eyes and grabbed her hand...
"My dear, what I love is what you were at the beginning, it has never changed, not now, and never will... Until the day my life died, at the moment of dying, my heart was still that green face..."
Such love words ignited the surrounding atmosphere, so that the two couldn't help but kiss together, but it made Ted uncomfortable!
If these words are used between human beings, let alone marriage, they will not even be good friends! Because human beings will grow old, they will die, and after a few decades, their appearance will change, and men still like the way they were... will be scolded for being a pervert, or disrespectful for the old...
Can... Once the target is changed to the moon elf, all this is not a problem, but it will make the two recall the scene when they first met, and be romantic again.
Because the face of the moon elf will not change after tens of thousands of years, let alone makeup, just washing the face with water can kill ninety percent of the human vulgar fat powder in seconds...
Three minutes later, the two of them let go, and the male human clerk smiled and said, "For humans, the eternal is the most beautiful..."
Now that the human mind is understood, it's the turn of the female moon elves... Perhaps, Ted can find the reason for Vazhena's true feelings.
"That's... Excuse me, this lady, how did you fall in love with your husband..."
As soon as she said this, the love revealed in her eyes even drowned everything around her...
"When I first met my husband, we just talked for a while and found out that we got along, and... He was drunk by me and brought home to chop and play first..."
When the first sentence came out, Ted's jaw dropped...
But on second thought, none of this is a problem, because human life is too short, not open in thought and behavior, and very concerned about virginity...
That's a mere 200 years, and it's only a fraction of the lives of other long-lived races...
If they were Moon Elves, they wouldn't care about chastity at all, because their lives were too long.
If hundreds of years have passed, thousands of years, when you go on a blind date, you meet a peer, if the virginity is still there, then there is a problem.
How 'locomotive' must such a 'virgin' man and woman be? Will there be no object for tens of thousands of years? I guess they'll turn around and leave without thinking about it.
After all, that kind of person is too bad...
It seems that her man is also more open and doesn't care about these things.
Tedra walked over a stool and sat across from them, her chin puffed and continued to watch her sprinkle dog food...
When he said 'cut first and then play', the moon elf even stretched out his little hand to caress the man beside him for a while, and then continued to speak: "My lord, I won't tell you, I'm 7728 years old this year... The longest marriage is only 500 years..."
"When I went through nearly 8,000 years, I realized... Brief moments are the most beautiful! β
"It's like a meteor flashing in the sky..."
"No matter how handsome and handsome the face is, there will be a day when two people who love each other will go from acquaintance to marriage, and finally break their original vows because they can't stand each other."
"And the reason for choosing to divorce is often the reason why we were together in the first place..."
"But... These problems will never happen to humans... Their faces will change, they will age and die when they are in love with you..."
"Huh?" Ted couldn't figure it out, his brain circuits were completely insufficient, and he couldn't analyze the meaning of the moon elf's words!
"My lord, do you think it is eternal beauty, or is it fleeting beauty?"
Ted couldn't tell which was more beautiful, or that he thought both were beautiful... Maybe call Deidara and Scorpion over and let them discuss? It is possible to get a good result.
"My lord, as I said earlier, the ephemeral is the most beautiful... It's like a human being..."
"Now, I will be coquettish in front of men, arouse their desire to protect, and fall in love with them."
"But slowly, they will grow old, and eventually become weak, and they will have to be taken care of by you, and they will fall into your arms until they stop breathing and dissipate into heaven and earth..."
When she said this, the Moon Elf woman's tone gradually became sad, and she even squeezed out a little tear.
"When you love him the most and are still in love, you lost him forever, and the frozen memories are also scenes of love and love..."
"After he left, whenever I recalled him, my heart would always ache faintly, and I couldn't help but cry little by little when I took his photos and told our daughters about the past."
"Like a picture book, every time you turn a page, your fragile heart breaks a little..."
"The heart is gradually broken, and the tearing pain forces you to think of the oath you made when you were together, and then hugged your daughters and cried... It's a great feeling! β
"Fantastic?" Ted touched his non-existent beard, and even thought for a moment that the woman in front of him was a pervert, but he felt that she was saying... There is also some truth.
"It's like a flash of fireworks in the sky, this moment will be engraved in my heart forever, just like the face of the young man who fell in love with you at the beginning, but you will never see him again..."
Ted looked at the Moon Elf in front of him with an incredulous face, and even opened a can of Coke and sat across from them to watch her perform, but the more he watched, the more he felt that what the Moon Elf said was the same as a certain anime he had watched.
Human beings like elf girls who don't age, no matter whether the magic is rotten or not, even if it is an old witch who is tens of thousands of years old, as long as she looks sweet, you can do it!
Elven men, on the other hand, like women who age, because they grow old and enjoy the process of getting older...
Unbeknownst to that sentence, the moon elf had to take out a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe away her tears, and then with the heart of a girl of more than 7,000 years, she continued: "In my mind, his image disappeared little by little, shattered, and finally there was no trace to follow! And I will try to recall his appearance for the rest of my long life, wash my face with tears every day, and regain my broken heart! Reminiscing about his presence again..."
"I just exchanged a part of my long life for a person's life, and his life belongs only to me!"
"Honey~"
"My little sweetheart..."
"mua..."The two looked at each other again and kissed each other fiercely...
Ted's Coke is finished, and he doesn't plan to continue to be a light bulb, let alone watch two adults show affection, that would be adding to his heart...
"Have a good day, and if you need to spend some time alone, my office can be lent to you when the prince comes out, but remember to clean up! Don't worry, I don't have any confidential documents in my office, it's all empty..."
Before leaving, Ted came to Chris's side again and reminded, "You said that you assigned a task to Vazena, and after a while, they will finish tossing and telling me the result..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Steve pulled Wazhena open the office door and walked outside.
When he came to Ted, it seemed that a great sage was alive, and he had no desire for the world: "I can tell you, Sir Count, God... It's not that important to me anymore... Even if he really exists, I will betray him and be with my Wazhena..."
Ted: "??? β
"Good night, everyone..."The prince smiled and looked at the people around him, and after saying goodbye to everyone, he took Wachena's small hand, hugged her waist, and slowly walked towards the exit...
Ted was depressed... The effort I put into it just now only shook Steve's psyche...
And Wachena just fell in love by the way when she was on a mission, and the matter was solved...
"Damn... In the next life, I will also be a moon elf..."
...
Ten minutes ago... Wachena put her arms around Steve and said in his ear, "Steve, we... How about having a baby? β
"It's... Is it true? And me, a human? β
"I will accompany you all your life until you step into the grave... Finally, our children and I will also go to your grave every year for thousands of years to put a bouquet of flowers and tell our children the story of our past..."
These sensual words, for the prince of this feudal society, are comparable to a tenfold critical blow, slashing at his heart, whether he believes in God or not, whether his ultimate fate is heaven or hell...
In the mortal world, there will always be people who miss him...
It was at this moment that Steve was going to betray God...