Chapter Ninety-Seven: Training Recruits

Two hours later, several people quickly finished their lunch, thinking that the lunch would be delicious, but they didn't expect the claypot rice made by Alice to overturn...

The reason is very simple, he only used Lilia's holy spring water, and forgot to add it with his own stinky feet, resulting in this claypot rice is just a very ordinary food, and it has no taste of love.

However, this is only for Ted, Chris and Steve have no idea, and after tasting it, they think Alice's craftsmanship is indeed very good!

After eating and drinking, the three of them walked along the main road and came to the newly built military camp in the east of the city.

The former temporary training ground was converted into a classroom for theoretical study courses.

After a decision, this place was designated for special soldiers and armored troops, and the source of soldiers came from the elite selected from ordinary soldiers.

Ted didn't even know anything about training soldiers, so he gave Captain Muller full responsibility for training recruits, and he personally selected several veterans as instructors to form a group of instructors for the boot camp.

In order to bring the training into line with the modern army, Ted also found a few training books for them from the free books section of the system.

This includes all the training plans of all countries in my own understanding.

With a rigorous attitude, after 2 days and 2 nights of final screening, Mueller and the members of the instructor team chose Lao Mei's "Ma Run Cultivation Manual" and "Octagonal Special Forces Training Manual".

Ted refused to choose these at first, but with the strong advice of a group of veterans, he could only let them try it first.

Initially, when Ted saw the report, he bluntly said that he would not sign it! Because he didn't really agree with the methods in these two training manuals, he thought there were better ways to train soldiers.

It's just that, under Chris's persuasion, he listened to Mueller's words, and after a final discussion, he signed his name on the agreement document.

"My lord, among these books, only the "Ma Run Cultivation Manual" is suitable for current training, and the other training manuals need to have a certain cultural foundation, but this book, as long as you recognize all the letters, you can learn slowly in training."

"Besides, our soldiers are not very educated, and the latest recruited volunteers... I'll be honest, there are a lot of crooked melons and cracked dates, only this kind of cruel training! In order to turn this group of people into real soldiers! ”

"There is another point, that is for the sake of the future, if you really want an elite army that is organized, disciplined, and faithful, you need to take a multi-pronged approach, and it will not be fun at all according to the traditional training method, so you have to add a little special training..."

"Last but not least, the training of these two books can be linked together, so that you can screen special forces in the future!"

...

After listening to Mueller's lecture for nearly half an hour, Ted felt as if he had 'crossed the line' again!

You don't have to do the tasks of the system yourself, and it's a good choice to let others help you...

He wasn't a soldier, he wasn't an officer, and he couldn't do anything but teach everyone some gunfire theory.

Including tactical training and tactical command, Ted is a complete layman, it is better to listen to the opinions of these people, let professional people do professional things, and the efficiency will be improved.

So! He plans to try it first, see the results, and if the results are good, he can train according to this aspect!

...

At the same time, just as Ted was sitting down and getting ready for a drink, there was movement outside...

The recruits, guided by assistant instructors, came to the outdoor training camp.

It's the middle of January, and it's still cold outside, and although it's more than a little better than in previous years, it's still more comfortable to stay in the house unless necessary.

As a lord, Ted needs to inspect his army, and Chris next to him can also take out a notebook to record some related matters, or take photos to put in the file for record.

As for Steve, he can come and see what the 'early' modern army looks like, and learn a little bit about how to use firearms.

Of course, as a prince, it is enough to learn how to use firearms and precautions, as for physical strength... According to his wife, Wachena, the prince went from being able to do 120 push-ups in a row, and in just a few months, he was able to do 700 push-ups and 300 sit-ups in a row, and he didn't breathe...

After hearing this, Ted gradually understood why Steve would abandon God and choose Wazena instead.

Because of the results of such training, even if God comes, it cannot be done.

"Steve, the recruits are coming, aren't you coming to take a look?" Ted pointed to the soldiers with their luggage in the distance and turned to look at Steve.

"Huh? I can see it here! It's okay..."Steve, who was next to him, didn't actually care about how to train the recruits, what he cared about was what fun things would be in the shooting range not far away?

Since this prince came to the north, he has two more hobbies, the first is to have a relationship with Wazhena in his spare time, and the other is to quietly run out to play with Ted's toys when Wazhena is resting.

Compared to his murderous older brothers and sisters, Steve's hobbies are simple, and they are all taken care of by Ted.

So Ted wasn't worried that Steve would suddenly turn against him, after all, he didn't even want God for his wife...

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The first day of recruit training will not be based on culture or firearms fighting.

According to the experience of a veteran, the initial training is based on discipline, and the next cultural course will be carried out only after there is no problem with discipline.

In order to show that all soldiers are equal in the army, the first thing before entering the barracks is to shave their hair and eliminate the differences.

So if you look at it from a distance, you'll find hundreds of mirrors reflecting the light.

...

Just as the recruits were staying where they were and communicating with each other, a rolling thunderbolt pierced the void and rushed to their faces!

"Everyone, stand upright!"

Before you see them, you hear them first!

Not far away, Muller was dressed in a white single coat, with a bald head, and a trademark brown pot cap hat on top, with the black belt around his waist, indicating that he was the bishop here!

He walked out of the room in a rage, as if everyone present owed him a million gold coins.

This familiar scene is very similar to the irascible instructor in "Full Metal Shell", but I don't know how irritable Mueller is.

After the first order was given, the recruits dragged their luggage, slowly found their positions, and lined up in turn.

In the meantime, Mueller rolled up his sleeves and waited for the recruits to assemble while he timed his time.

Three minutes later...

"Blanch!"

Muller moved his wrist, and a roar startled everyone, and even Ted, who was watching from a distance, was stunned.

"Three minutes! I've been waiting for you for three minutes! What are you all doing? Coming for a shopping holiday? A few years ago, at your rate, you wouldn't be able to eat hot! ”

Hearing these words, one of the recruits couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hahaha! ”

It's just that this sudden laughter quickly made him realize that something was wrong, so he shut up in time!

Mueller is waiting for someone to laugh, which is just the right time to wake up these people who have just lived a good life, and can also dissuade a wave of people who want to eat rice before formal training.

"Who's laughing? Which good news? Yes!? Muller looked menacing and followed the laughter to the end of the line.

"Who was laughing just now?" Seeing that no one admitted it, Mueller 'randomly' found a lucky audience member and asked, "Is that you?" Was it just your good news that was laughing? ”

The lucky spectator shook his head and raised his hand to the side: "It's not me, sir, it's the one on my right!" ”

"Oh?" Mueller's eyes widened, as if he had heard something unbelievable, and he grabbed the man in front of him and carried him to the barracks door.

He shouted angrily, "You can betray your teammates today, and you will betray everyone tomorrow!" This is not for you! Let's go! ”

"This..."The 'recruit' trembled in disbelief and had no choice but to leave the barracks...

After sending off a person who made a small report, the soldiers present were a little bit of a look.

"Who was laughing just now! Come out! ”

With the experience of the past, everyone kept their mouths shut and didn't dare to say a word, after all, they were driven away as soon as they came, if this was spread out, where would they still have the face to live in Valentine?

However, it was not a way to go on like this, so a minute later, the soldier who had just laughed had the courage to stand up and admit his actions: "It's me!" ”

"Oh?" MΓΌller followed the sound through the crowd to the soldier, and gave him all the saliva that had just been brewed: "Why, is what I said so funny? ”

As long as the brain is fine, he will not answer 'funny' at this time, so the soldier replied in a slightly apologetic tone: "It's not funny!" ”

With his height advantage, Mueller directly opened his throat and yelled in the soldier's ear: "It's not funny, then you still laugh?" What's in your head? Cow? Get down now! ”

"... Get down??? The recruit thought he had misheard, and he looked at MΓΌller in astonishment, not understanding what he meant.

"I told you to lie down, can you understand human speech!?"

The recruit panicked, if he didn't obey the order, he might be swallowed by Muller in the next second!

He immediately put down his luggage and lay down on the snow, waiting for the next order.

"Do 50 push-ups! If you can't finish it, I'll shove your head in your ass! ”

When this sentence was said, many people couldn't help laughing.

It's all going according to the script, and as long as someone laughs, the plan can go ahead!

The next moment, Mueller turned his head and squirted viciously: "Which pig laughed again just now?" Get down on your stomach and do 50 push-ups at once! If I get you caught, I'll throw you in the toilet and have dinner with the shell! ”

However... This time, everyone in the room laughed, not only the recruits, but even Ted in the distance covered his mouth, only Chris frowned, completely unsure of what they were doing.

"Everybody, get down! Do 50 push-ups! ”

The recruits thought that the first day of training would be a good meal and drink, plus a little welcome speech...

But I never expected it! At the beginning, 50 push-ups were gained, and the instructor's roaring voice like a soul-seeking spell was obtained! That's enough to make them unforgettable!

The people present, in order not to be kicked out of the barracks on the same day and not to be laughed at by everyone, so they chose to lie down and do push-ups honestly.

As stated in the report, not everyone has the potential to become a soldier, and there are really a lot of crooked melons and cracked dates in it.

Some people can't even do a push-up!

At this time, the remaining instructors were all in place, and they were scattered around, observing the every move of all the recruits!

MΓΌller was still the same angry and irritable look, and no one dared to look directly at him, all of them lowered their heads and avoided his gaze.

"Uh-huh!!"

Suddenly, a voice that had been constipated for many years came.

Following the prestige, there was a fat man who was struggling to do push-ups, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't lift his body a little.

Mueller took a strong step, step by step in front of the fat man, and said mockingly: "What? Can't you do a single push-up? Fatso!? ”

"Seeing you so stupid reminds me of maggots in the toilet! No matter how writhing it writhed, how hard it tried to climb out of the dung pit! You can't break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly! Pack your bags and go home! ”

The fat man did not listen to his order to pack up and leave, but replied with all his might: "Sir! I don't quit! ”

This answer stunned Mueller, it seems that some things cannot be generalized, although the fat man in front of him is a little less qualified, but he is still very persevering!

So... Mueller crouched down, half-knelt on the ground, and in the ear of the fat soldier, mocked again: "Oh? You don't quit? Then I'll tell you, a maggot can never become a butterfly, he will only become a fly, a nuisance fly! Smash, I'll keep an eye on you! It's the dragon or the worm that sooner or later will know! ”

This time, Ted really couldn't hold back and squirted out.

Because from a distance, these incompetent recruits, when they do push-ups, do look like maggots, rolling up and down funny, exactly like the scene described by Muller!

Even Chris raised his hand to cover his mouth, and combined with these words, as well as the scene in front of him, it was hard not to laugh.

It's just that... Steve behind him still didn't react, he was still staring straight in the direction of the target, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that he wanted to wear it.

When Mueller had finished spraying the unfortunate bastard, he stood up again, and he roared and told everyone: "Before midnight today, all of you can quit, but after tonight, your soldier's contract will officially take effect!" If you retreat again, the word 'deserter' will be written on your file forever! ”

...

After five minutes, most people didn't complete the '50 push-ups' task, and many people were lying on the ground panting and couldn't do one for half a day.

In this situation, Muller was stunned! 50 push-ups were the most basic requirement, and he didn't expect this group of people to even be able to do this basic requirement.

"Get up! Girls! Look at your little bit of work! ”

At the order, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and struggled to get up from the ground.

Most of their faces were covered with beads of sweat, and they were tired from just a few push-ups.

The advantage of volunteers is that they can filter out people who have a certain faith, abide by the rules, and are easy to manage, but the disadvantage is...

The qualifications of these people are generally not good...

"How? Can you still laugh now? ”

Everyone present was panting, not to mention laughing, even breathing was a problem.

Muller was also helpless, according to the previous conscription system, the people who were selected, their physique was generally good, at least they would not fall on 50 push-ups ...

However, this point is not easy for Muller to evaluate, because each has its own advantages, at least the volunteers are easy to manage.

As for the soldier who was led to the door and persuaded to retire, he was actually an actor, a drama spirit selected by MΓΌller from his own ranks!

The main purpose of this behavior is to let the soldiers initially understand what the concept of collectivity is, and if they betray their teammates when they encounter something, they will be rejected by the collective!

While all the soldiers were panting, Mueller shook his head and did 50 push-ups as fast as he could, without blushing or panting!

He stood up and continued to reprimand the soldier loudly: "You can't help but tell two jokes, if you hear the enemy's jokes when you are on a mission, and your laughter is exposed, then you are all dead now, and you have no endurance at all, what kind of soldier are you?" ”

"Why don't you go home and lie in bed and play with eggs!"

Another five minutes had passed, and when there was no movement around, MΓΌller continued: "Let's go to the hall first!" Everyone, to the right... Turn! ”

It was originally just the simplest order, but what all the instructors didn't expect was that at least half of them turned half a circle to the left.

β€œblyat!” Mueller rolled his eyes helplessly, he raised his right hand to cover his forehead, and couldn't help but laugh: "Are you all serious?" Not even left and right? ”

At this time, a recruit who correctly carried out the order casually shouted: "Tell the difference!" ”

"Who's going to say that? Who TMD made you say! Remember, I didn't let you speak, you are not allowed to speak, and when you answer, remember to add the title of 'sir' at the beginning or end! Do you understand? This lady! ”

"Yes! Sir! ”

I thought I could hurry up to the next step, but these people couldn't even figure it out left and right, and they couldn't continue training at all.

So Mueller let out a long sigh, stretched out his right index finger and said angrily: "Before you go into the house to eat, first understand the left and right, but you don't understand!" No eating! Do you get it? Ladies! ”

The recruits replied in their feeble voices, "Understood, sir! ”

"If you say you're a lady, are you really a lady? I dare say women have louder voices than you! What are you saying, I can't hear you!? ”

"Understood! Sir!!! ”

After doing this, Mueller walked up to the fat soldier who couldn't even do a push-up, and asked, "What's your name?" ”

"Sir, my name is Bilbo Baggins!"

"I can't remember the name! From today onwards, you are called a bamboo pole! ”

When he said this, no one around laughed at him, and there was no movement.

After all, 50 push-ups is not a simple task for a recruit with little physical strength, and no one wants to ask for hardship.

Immediately afterwards, MΓΌller took a step to the right, came to a tall, lean man and asked, "What's your name!?" ”

"My name is Clark Smith, sir!"

"That's a good name, but I'm going to call you a keg! You'll form a group with the bamboo pole next to you! Do you understand? ”

"Yes! Sir! ”

In the distance, Ted and Chris covered their heads and laughed together, they didn't know why Mueller was training recruits like this, the magic metaphor and the inconsequential wording, it was simply a talk show...

But judging from the results, it's not bad, at least they know not to laugh, and they know that they shouldn't sell their teammates.

"From now on, until you understand the right and left, you are not allowed to enter the house, let alone eat!"

"Joseph! Train them and make them understand the direction! ”

"Yes! Captain! "All of you obey my command, put down your belongings, and take ten steps forward!"

...

The execution ability of the volunteers is not bad, most of them just have no such training, as long as they are guided a little, they can quickly get on the right track!

Eventually, under Joseph's guidance, everyone understood what to do with all kinds of passwords and how not to make jokes.

"Everyone, grab your luggage and follow me to the hall!"

...

Mueller's dismount made all the giggling recruits tense their nerves, and they all thought they were half-footed in hell.

However, by the time they put away their luggage, the initial complaints were instantly reduced by half.

In the barracks canteen, Makarov, with all his apprentices, prepared a sumptuous welcome meal for the recruits, not only with a wide variety, but also with a large amount!

These things are not common outside, and if you make them yourself, it is not only time-consuming and laborious, but also not necessarily good, and if you go out to buy them, the price is not cheap.

The food in front of you can be said to be a 'feast of indulgence', as long as you eat it, your morale will increase, and your physical strength will increase a lot!

Just as everyone looked around blankly, waiting for the next step, the fierce Muller once again stared at the bull's eye and stepped into everyone's field of vision.

"Everyone! According to the queue assigned before, find the class you are in, and the squad leader is responsible for finding the opposite position, and after doing this, you can come here to receive the dinner plate! ”

"Yes! Sir! The recruits replied collectively.

It seems that in Joseph's subtle training left and right, this group of people roughly understood the routine.

As long as you master the method, it is not difficult!

Add 'sir' to every sentence, don't move if you don't have a sir, and if you are a sir, there will be no problems!

In contrast to the unruly conscripts, most of the volunteers would not resist orders.

At first, it took three minutes to stand in line, but this time, it only took 2 minutes to find the corresponding position, and under the leadership of the squad leader, everyone came to the plate pick-up place...

"Eat! Everyone eats as much as they want! If I find out that you haven't finished eating, waste food and throw it away, you will be hungry for the next meal, and watch others eat! The second time, you're going to eat everyone's! ”

"Yes, sir!"

The rest of the matter was going according to normal, until the fat soldier 'bamboo pole' came to Muller...

"Oh my God! Bamboo! Why is there only so much on your plate? Are you a chicken? How many beans and grains of rice do you eat every meal? ”

The soldier named 'Bamboo Pole' froze in disbelief and wondered, "Sir! I'm fat! Want to eat less and lose weight! ”

"Eat less!? Weight loss? Why did you go to TMD earlier? Come to my barracks to lose weight? As he spoke, Mueller pointed to the burning stove in the distance and shouted, "If you want to lose weight, jump inside!" Finally, the maximum number of people with the box is 3 kg! ”

The bamboo pole was stunned, he originally thought that his behavior would be praised, but he didn't expect to be scolded!

Enough scolding, Mueller had to reason with the soldiers: "Bamboo poles! We still have to train at night, and you just eat a few beans, do you want to die in training? Tell me how much you usually eat! ”

"Sir, I'll eat at least 2 steaks and 6 chicken thighs!"

"Then I command you, go and get it now! Then get back to your seat! ”

"Yes! Sir! ”

As soon as he finished processing the bamboo poles, his little friend 'bucket' also happened to pass by.

Looking at the emaciated body, and the pitiful thing on the plate, Mueller rolled his eyes and roared with an earth-shattering roar: "Bucket! Do you want to die in training too? ”

"I don't want to! Sir! I don't eat much! ”

"Did I ask you why? Bucket Lady!? ”

The bucket realized that what he said was wrong and immediately stood up and waited for criticism.

Seeing that his consciousness was not bad, Mueller didn't talk nonsense, just pointed to the bamboo pole in front of him, and ordered: "You have to eat as much as you eat with the bamboo pole just now, and if you can't finish eating, I'll cut your stomach open and put the food in it with my own hands!" ”

"Yes, sir!"

In order to cope with the training at night, it is not good to eat too much or too little, and it is the best way to maintain the previous amount of food and slowly move closer to the standard!

When everyone finished taking the food and returned to their seats to eat, they were stopped by the kind assistant instructor.

When the others saw that the one who had made the food first did not open his mouth to eat, they also waited for the order in an orderly manner.

Muller was very pleased with such a scene, and he stepped on the ladder to the top and carefully observed the movements of everyone in the cafeteria...

"Ladies, you're doing pretty well! Remember, you only have 10 minutes to eat! After eating, take the luggage that was sent to you in advance and go to the dormitory to gather! The assistant instructor will lead the team for you! Do you understand? ”

"Yes! Sir! ”

"Then eat! Ladies! Eat! ”

The order was given, and everyone present opened their mouths and tried their best to stuff something into their mouths.

The soldier's 'bamboo pole' gave full play to his original specialty, and it took only 5 minutes to eat all the food in one and a half steaks and bread, and after doing this, he poured himself two bottles of Coke before he ate eight points full!

"What is this, it tastes cold and sweet?" The bamboo pole holds the Coke in his hand and falls in love with it just by taking a bite!

Originally, this thing was only Ted's inventory, and there wasn't much, but after setting up his own factory, after refining the module, he also saved a lot of materials!

So... Ted bought the ingredients for the syrup and built a cola factory out of the excess.

At present, the output is not high, only enough for the consumption of the army and the workers.

Especially when Francis knew that Coke was unlimited, he alone was a dragon, at least 20 cases of coke in a day...

In the distance, Mueller pinched his watch, and with only two minutes left, he came to the soldier's 'bucket': "You have two minutes left, I'll stuff it for you if you can't finish eating!" Bucket Lady! Do you like the feeling of having a stuffed throat? ”

"I don't like it! Sir! ”

"Then what nonsense are you talking about! Eat! ”

In the end, after a lot of hardship, the bucket with the help of the bamboo pole forced the steak into his mouth at the last second!

"It's time! You only have two minutes to run to the dorm! Fast!!! ”

At the urging of the instructor, the person who had not finished his meal threw away the utensils, stuffed the food directly into his mouth with his hands, and then ran to the dormitory as fast as he could!

"Quick! Fast!!! ”

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