Chapter 117: The Battle of Prince Steve (The Beginning)
Steve froze in place, looking at Ted, who was so generous and generous, he always felt that he was plotting against him, but he couldn't think of what he wanted to do with himself? I can only ask: "You just gave it to me?" Don't hesitate? β
Ted's every generosity is purposeful, giving food to the people is because they have the most hearts to harvest charcoal in the snow, and helping the moon elves is not only because they are hungry for their bodies, but more importantly, because of their unparalleled plant affinity, the ability to produce perpetual motion machines for food.
As for the Fire Tribe, it was originally to pacify the monster forest, but I didn't expect to discover their 'bloodthirsty magic', which can effectively enhance magic resistance, and can also make people in a state of euphoria for a whole day!
Of course, the artillery units created after this also needed such large men.
Not long ago, about the alliance of Baron Tomato, Ted was just looking for a place to use as a strategic springboard, but unexpectedly, he accidentally discovered their vampire identity, and he happened to have a way to help them! In the end, they unexpectedly formed an ally~
It is said that in the near future, they will also send a vampire girl to marry~
Ted is also looking forward to it! After all, on a hot summer day, holding a cold girl can quickly cool down!
On the other hand, Lilia's cooling is too powerful, and she doesn't control the magic power well, and everyone has a cold the next day, so it's not bad to have a wife who passively cools down...
Ted now has three wives, they can make up a game to fight the landlord, and one more can be upgraded to play mahjong, if there are more people, you can fly chess or Monopoly together, when there are more than 6 people, you can play werewolf kill~
...
Steve in front of him asked himself, 'Why don't you hesitate?' β
That's because, of course, Ted wants to shed a little less blood and die less when he takes over the empire!
After all, no one wants to get a ruin, let alone be a bare-bones commander...
And Steve is a very good tool man under normal conditions, and with him, there will be a lot less trouble~
Looking at Steve's puzzled eyes, Ted couldn't say his true purpose, but he could turn around and speak.
He took out a bottle of happy water and handed it to Steve, who responded with a smile, "Why should I hesitate?" Your wife is from our north, and you now have a northern ID card, strictly speaking, you are all people who live in the area under my responsibility, and I have an obligation to ensure your safety! β
If Ted said 'you two are my people', it would be easy to make Steve unhappy, for the sake of the relationship between the two and the future cooperation, Ted could only hold back the words that came to his mouth, and said it in a 2-turn turn!
"Especially you, who is still a prince, has enlarged the belly of my people, it is absolutely impossible to think that you will leave like this, and I will find a way to resurrect you when you die, so! You just listen to me! β
Such an answer can be regarded as a reassurance to Steve, even if he is used by Ted, he is willing!
Because he is just the weakest prince of the chicken, he has no power or power, and he can only rely on the pity of others to barely survive in the cracks.
Now, he is not only covered by the big guy, but he can also be the emperor in the future!
And Ted is not a murderous person, even if he becomes a puppet later, the world will not be in chaos, but will operate in an orderly manner!
So what else is Steve worried about? He doesn't need to worry about anything! You just need to take Wachena to eat and wait for death every day!
So, he looked at the kind Ted, and responded in a weird way: "Okay~ What do you want from the 'lord'?" β
Ted didn't pay attention to Steve's jokes, directly ignored his words, and continued: "Now this weapon in your hand is called P90, whether you are left-handed or right-handed, this gun is very suitable, in order to make your stunned young man shoot accurately, I also added infrared aiming, on the side of the gun!" β
Vachena is pregnant, and Steve has been running out of things lately! After thinking about it, I went to the library...
I happened to see the book Special Operations! The novelty and high-tech products inside, like Wazhena's big white legs, deeply attracted him!
And there are two kinds of infrared aiming mentioned in the book, and in order to show that he is not idle, Steve pretends to be clever and asks, "Which one is in the book?" I remember there were at least two of them in the book, and the second one had to be seen with night vision devices..."
Books are also good and bad, and Ted immediately guessed which one Steve was reading...
For him, the book "Special Operations" is at best popular science, without any practical significance.
Seeing this, Ted could only sigh and say bitterly to him: "I said... Are you focusing all your attention on these high-tech accessories... Also train more marksmanship and combat common sense! Hey..."
Steve didn't care, with a look of 'I'm afraid of you anyway', he just stayed where he was and continued to ask, "Then what do you say?" β
"The kind you're talking aboutβ" Ted hated to admit it, but what he was going to fit Steve with was a more advanced one...
Knowing that the equipment is so advanced, Steve holds his head tightly and can't wait to play with the new gear!
"Such a high-quality product! There must be a matching night vision device! You actually gave it to me! Your soldiers won't be jealous..."
Ted was speechless, looking at such a prince who had no shape, he didn't know what to do...
"Don't make a fuss! I only have three sets in total, give you one set and don't play bad..."
Steve hadn't learned anything else for so many years, but his mastery of words and emotions was still good, and he could tell from Ted's expression that he definitely had something to give himself!
"Well, I'll definitely bring it back in its entirety! And what other gear do you have for me? β
As he spoke, Steve noticed the MP7 hanging on the wall, which seemed to be smaller and easier to hide than the P90!
So, he raised his hand and pointed to the equipment on the wall, and asked, "Eh, Ted, why didn't you give me this weapon and give me a big one?" β
"Are you talking about mp7?"
Steve nodded, and judging by his expression, it seemed that he preferred that one, which could be packed in his clothes and not be obtrusive.
Ted shook his head and put the weapon directly into the weapon case, making Steve dispel the idea: "You? Forget it, that thing is for experienced people, like you, use the P90, this gun, even if you are disabled! It's a blind man! You can easily kill enemies too! β
Hearing this taunt, Steve's heart was very uncomfortable: "This... What, am I bad? β
Ted didn't have the slightest scruples, immediately rolled his eyes at Steve, and nodded firmly: "Very bad! β
"But... I think I hit it right..."
"That's accurate!?" Ted collapsed, and Steve's marksmanship and sunset red were all praising him!
In order to keep Steve from having nothing to do, Ted simply told Steve bluntly, 'You really suck!' Then he pointed to the dog who was standing guard not far away...
"Not to mention far, let's just say that if you take Thomson's results when he hit the target, only six out of 50 shots hit the target at a distance of 30 meters! With such a hit rate, let the military dog next door shoot, and his results will be better than yours! β
"I... It's not that bad, is it..."
"Here's the truth, judging by your personal results, you only deserve to use the p90, and it's all over when you see the enemy sweeping with your eyes closed... By the way, with infrared aiming, at night you should be able to double your hit rate from 12 percent to 24 percent, and it's still okay ...
The previous Steve knew very well, but 'at night?' He didn't understand: "Night? What do you mean? β
At this moment, Ted wanted to scold the street, but the prince in front of him didn't seem to know the cruelty of taking the heir.
"As a prince, don't you have any consciousness at all? No one has ever told you that when you are fighting for the crown prince, the brothers will use all means to stab each other? You've told me before that your brother will be the first to get your hands on you! Have you forgotten? β
"Someone told me about it, but I just thought... They would stab me to death in the open, or they would take me with the soldiers and throw me into a prison and starve to death..."
βblyatοΌβ Ted silently bowed his head and cursed, covering his face and not knowing how to educate this idiot...
Steve seems to be normal, but he only knows the surface, and he doesn't even bother to think about the fact that he will be killed...
"Whew... Forget it, I'll tell you... As the prince of the weakest chicken, in order to prevent you from profiting, they will be the first to attack you! The way you just said death is the way to die for a powerful and face-saving prince! Someone like you, who has no power or power, will usually die in assassination! And it's a miserable kind! β
As long as there are human beings, there will be power struggles, and where there are fights, there will be fishermen who will profit...
No one wants to give up the final loot to the sixth, so! At the beginning, the sixth child was killed first, and it became everyone's choice!
Ted put down the item in his hand, exaggerated the events in history a little, and said: "They will suffocate you to death with a cover at night when you are asleep... By the time you realize it, your body is in agony, and you are powerless to return to heaven, and you will not look better when you die than the wild dogs that have died in the streets, and no one will come to pity you, and maggots will come out of your nose..."
Such words made Steve panic: "Then what should I do!" Do you have any suggestions? β
It seems that Steve is a complete and stupid son of a landlord! Not a bit assertive!
Ted collapsed, and he even wanted to go back to the imperial capital in place of Steve...
"Forget it, it looks like I can't save money on you..."Ted drank half a glass of ice Coke to calm his head, and chose the most conservative set of equipment from 007's special equipment...
These pieces of equipment were originally intended for eavesdropping or assassination, but when used on Steve, they became life-saving tools...
"You have these!"
"You wear this earbud earpiece, you can reduce the high decibel sound to 60~80 decibels, and raise the low decibel sound to about 60, which was originally used for spies to monitor, and now it is given to you to save your life..."
Steve was holding the tiny headphones, not knowing what they were for: "This... What's the use of me using this? β
"First, protect your ears, and second, when you are sleeping, if an assassin is approaching, you can hear it when you are 50 meters away from you! In the middle of the night, 60 decibels is enough to wake you up! β
"Well, that's useful!"
After solving the early warning device, Ted took out two defensive weapons and put them on the table in front of him: "And then there are small defensive weapons... I have two of them, I don't know which one you want to choose? β
"Still have to choose? Can't you bring it all? β
"Have you ever seen someone who went to battle with 5 swords?"
"Well... So let me see how about the options you give? Can you tell us about it? β
"Whew..."Ted lowered his head, picked up the first long-barreled extended pistol, combined the description and his own words, and opened his mouth to introduce...
"There are two kinds of weapons as your self-defense, the first one, named Ruger Markiv, is a best whispered pistol, with a silencer on it, in order to make the silence effect better, I also added an extra silencer sleeve on the front, the bullet is .22lr, after testing, the noise at one meter is only 70 decibels."
"70 decibels? That is, the volume of being in the middle of the city? β
"That's true... After all, there is no perfect silencer in this world, and if you want to be quiet, you can only use a crossbow, but I don't have time to train you to use a crossbow..."
"In that case, I'll choose the second one..."
"I haven't said what the second one is!"
"According to you, my brothers and sisters don't do anything to me in the downtown area, so this silencing function is very weak... Also, I think the second one looks better than the first..."
If there were other candidates, Ted wouldn't choose Steve...
The eldest prince and the second prince are obviously not good people, the third prince and the fourth prince hiccups in their early years, the fifth prince is Steve, and the sixth prince is only 3 years old this year...
God deliberately planted such a stumbling block on Ted's way to realize his ideals, which can be regarded as forcibly raising the difficulty and making him spend more brain cells...
Ted let out a long sigh and picked up the second one: "Okay, then give you the second one, Glock 18c, in case you can't hold it down, this pistol has two openings at the top, and it won't make the jump so bad." The ammunition is 9x19mm bullets, and I personally think that this gun is very weak, it is not enough as a primary weapon, but it is a bit too much as a secondary weapon..."
"But anyway, dealing with humans... Enough is enough! And it's an automatic pistol, with a magazine of 19 or 33 rounds, and you just have to hold it down and don't let go when you see the enemy..."
Listening to Ted's introduction, Steve picked up the thick and fat weapon in front of him...
"Huh? This gun is not insured? β
"To be precise, there is no external insurance, his insurance structure is very special, as for the specific, I believe you must not understand, you just need to know: if you want to fire, you have to use more than 2.5kg of pulling force to pull the trigger..."
"It is precisely because of this 2.5kg trigger force that the impact point of its first shot is not so precise that few people can control it, but given that this weapon can shoot in a row, accuracy is not so important..."
With this introduction, Ted understood the superiority of this gun: "That is to say... Pull it out and you can shoot? β
"That's true, just pull the small trigger first, and then pull the big trigger..."
"So, it's really good, that's it!" While Steve was playing with his weapon, Ted pulled out a few more small objects and placed them on the table.
"And huh?"
Ted didn't want to take out the gear, but looking at Steve's lack of training... Ted estimates he's been playing for more than 30 years...
"Of course, looking at your stunned appearance, I don't worry..."
"This watch, with voice intercom function, can communicate with the guard, the effective distance is about 1.2km, and the matching battery I stuffed into your button... Although these things don't cost much electricity, bring a spare one, just in case~"
Inadvertently, a shiny thing came into view, and Steve picked up the shiny comb and put it in his hand, looked at Ted and quipped, "What, you still have to bring me a comb?" β
"It's not just a comb, it's a lock-picking appliance with the switch knob on the back..."
"And what is this vintage lighter used for?"
"Huh! Be careful, it's a grenade! There's 200g of TNT in it, and in case you make a fool, no fragments are added, just an offensive grenade..."
"I'll you, you're very complete! It's so small..."
The things used in 007 are very visually paralyzed, and the functionality is also very good!
"Huh? And what is this small briefcase? Steve picked up the small, inconspicuous briefcase on the side, thinking it was a bomb or something.
Inadvertently, he accidentally touched the switch, and in the next second, the small briefcase was bounced open and turned into a submachine gun! "I said Ted... If you have anything else, take it out..."
"That's all, it's gone..."
"Gone?" Steve's eyes widened in surprise and asked, "Only guns?" Nothing stab-proof suits or anything like that? Why can't you pierce me? β
If used properly, these things can kill everyone in the palace! If it weren't for the fact that killing royals would lead to chaos in the empire, Ted would have helped Steve take over the throne...
"I said... You have all these weapons, can't you train your reflexes? Anticipate the enemy? As long as you learn a little bit of quick reflexes and quick gun pulling, you'll be fine..."
"But... Defense is also important! What if the enemy rushes at you and you don't have time to draw your gun? β
"! Do you have more cerebral thrombosis? Watching the enemy rush towards you and you can't even pull out your gun? β
"Just in case... I'm not afraid of being stabbed, and I can kill my opponent back! β
"Whew..."Ted silently pulled a stool and sat on it calmly, but his heart was actually broken...
After three minutes of calming his head, Ted opened his mouth again: "Since ancient times, the development of the shield has lagged behind the spear!" β
"Everyone else is trying to harden their fists, and you're always thinking about whose head is tougher than your enemy? What protective equipment do you want... What bikes do you want... You don't have these problems with a little exercise..."
"But..."
"But what? When someone slaps you in the face, your first reaction is either to slap him to death before he slaps you, or to dodge and slap him to death again! Instead of putting a few steel plates on your face, wait for him to finish slapping you, and then go to the counter-kill! β
"I'm also a defensive counterattack, I can paralyze the enemy!"
Such a fallacy and heresy made Ted's brain 'buzz' with anger!
If Ted had a great aunt, the blood that would have flowed could even feed a city's mosquitoes: "Okay, I think I'm unlucky, I'll be your nanny for a man in his 30s... Ay! β
As he spoke, Ted pulled out a few more pieces of defensive gear...
"This is a semi-flexible stab-proof suit, and at the current level of weapons, no one can pierce it... And this, the emergency medical kit..."
Inside this palm-sized box, the 22nd century bio-integrated technology is condensed, as long as you feel unwell, you are poisoned! Just take one out of it, stick it in the vein, and it will come back in less than 2 minutes, although there will be symptoms of dizziness, but it is better than being poisoned.
"I felt poisoned, so I stabbed my wrist..."
"What does this belt do?"
"Can't you just listen to me one by one?"
"Okay..."
"There's a rotary button in the middle of this belt, which is used when you're tied up, and as soon as you unscrew it, a blade pops out to help you cut the rope..."
"What? Can I still be kidnapped? β
"Look at your virtue, don't care how good the equipment is for you, I don't think it's reliable! You still have to prepare some life-saving ones! Even if you're kidnapped and thrown into a dungeon where there's no light, I'll have to give you the ability to save yourself! Come! These boots you're wearing..."
Taking the boots, Steve couldn't help but complain: "What is this?" The boots are so heavy! Same with combat boots! β
These boots are specially made, so you can't see any doorway from the outside, and they don't look bloated, but there is something hidden inside...
"It's good that you wear size 46 shoes and have more room for things!"
"I stuffed a handful of M1911 in the thickened sole of my left foot, six magazines in my right foot for counterweights, and in addition to that, there are a few glow sticks hidden in your belt and sole, and when you lose your night vision device, even a dark dungeon will be a little bright, so that you won't be blinded..."
"Of course, there is also a spare antidote needle in the shoe, and there is a small spare lock-picking tool inside..."
With this set of advanced equipment, as long as the IQ is over 80, you can escape from the dungeon without stress.
Steve is the prince, even if he is caught and thrown into the dungeon, he will give the nobles the dignity they deserve, they will only take away all of Steve's belongings, search with knives, and will not strip him of his clothes, and these supplies given by Ted are his last guarantee!
Doing so would have done its duty, and if Steve still hadn't survived the predicament...
Then Ted can only return to Valentine, make a fortune with Baron Tomato, save enough resources to train special forces, and kill the unscrupulous nobles one by one...
"Thisβ" Steve still wanted to raise the bar and take something out of Ted's hand, but judging by all the items he provided, it seemed like nothing was needed...
Handing all the items to Steve, Ted forced a hint of banter on his broken face and asked, "Do you need anything else?" β
"I want to think about it..."
"Do you still want to think about it?" Ted couldn't cry or laugh, at this moment, he really felt what it meant to hate iron and not steel!
To be yourself, it is enough to have a gun and a pack of antidotes, and you don't need these superfluous things at all ...
Suddenly, Steve had a flash of inspiration, raised his right hand and stretched out his index finger, and drew several circles in the sky before stopping: "If the enemy tries to stun me with smoke, or ties me up and pushes me into the river..."
"Me! @#οΏ₯οΌοΌοΌ β
"Here you go, all tmd to you! Nasal pronged breathing filter! Fish-Man scuba apparatus! That's enough for an hour..."
"Only an hour? What to do after that hour? β
"Wait for death!"
"Ahh
"Otherwise, don't go back, just rebel against me here..."
Hearing about the 'rebellion', Steve hurriedly put on his gear and shook his head into a rattle: "What's the line?" In this case, wouldn't Valentine be exposed? If there is a large-scale war, it will cause unnecessary sacrifices..."
A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, but Ted tried his best to calm his mind and stretched out his finger to reason with Steve: "You see, if you don't go back, someone else will come!" Then I will be exposed, and thus a war will be provoked..."
"If you take advantage of Muller's time, train hard! Grinding guns in battle, not fast and light! With these equipment, even if you are a little stupid or stupid, you can come back safely! β
"And what if they don't let me go..."
"I'll just blow up the palace, how?"
"With your words, I'm much more relieved!"
Looking at Steve's face, Ted almost flipped the table: "Come on... Destroy! β
"Don't..."
...
Steve realized that he had just gone too far, and sat down obediently and waited for Ted to dissipate.
Actually, he wasn't trying to tease Ted, he just wanted to see what weird weapons he had in his hands.
Of course, Steve admits that his marksmanship is really bad, and that if he is a little farther away, he can only rely on fate.
But he's not as stupid as Ted thinks, he's not stupid! He had read the royal secrets, and he knew how cruel the battle for the throne was! And these secrets, outsiders have no right to know.
He just followed the contents of the book and asked Ted for equipment to find a solution.
In his opinion, as long as he had gathered all possible countermeasures, he would definitely not be assassinated in the days to come.
The book looks thick, but in reality only a third of the content is valid, and the rest, it's all repetition! There have been no new tricks over the years...
Just now, because of his anger, Ted didn't notice Steve's careful thoughts!
So this game, it can be regarded as Steve's win.
But he can only pretend to be stupid now, because these are life-saving equipment, and it is better to wear them on his body!
"Ted, you dissipate your anger first, I'll definitely train well in a while, you can rest assured! I will definitely return safely! At the same time, I want to bring you a gift..."
Ted is a person who has seen the world, gifts or something, it is difficult for him to be interested: "Gifts? Do you think I'm short of gifts? β
Steve's gift is a legend that only circulates in the royal family: "This gift is not what you imagined, and I know vulgar things can't get into your eyes!" β
"Legend has it that the Edward royal family of the Snow Man Empire once had a huge and hard treasure house underground! The gold, silver, and jewels inside, among all the treasures, can only be regarded as spicy chicken..."
"According to the royal records, there is a treasure inside that can imprison people's souls! It's just that because I don't have the key to the treasure house, this has always been a legend, and you gave me this lock-picking prop, I think I can try it! β
"Then I'll wait! When the time comes, look at this soul-imprisoning treasure! β
Actually, Ted doesn't believe it, but well, curiosity still needs to be satisfied~