But then again, if you decide to burp the Templars en masse, you might as well squeeze their surplus value out of it...

Since he has this idea of 'waste utilization', then Ted can try the standard firepower coverage of artillery, and by the way, pull the cannon over to try the limit of one-minute rapid fire, and lay the foundation for future operations!

Before that, the artillerymen were all shooting target training, or bombarding cannibals, but not the real enemy!

This time, there are only 2,000 'serious and powerful enemies'... Just mosquito meat!

It's better than nothing!

Use people to reflect the power of the weapon, which can be used as a record, or you can take the opportunity to tell everyone that our northern border is really powerful, as long as the enemy comes to attack, this kind of earth-destroying weapon is everyone's guarantee, so that everyone is full of confidence and is not afraid of any hostile forces!

Since he had this idea, he had to deploy it immediately, so Ted put down the cup in his hand and said, "Chris, I have an idea!" ”

With that, he quickly wrote an order and gave it to Chris to deal with it early tomorrow morning...

Although the previous order is a bit cruel, the enemy is the enemy after all, and being cruel to the enemy is to be kind to one's own people, and it will also reduce the casualties of one's own soldiers

But in the latter paragraph, Chris doesn't quite understand...

Ted plans to take some of the newly arrived refugees who worship the sun god to the scene to watch the 'Knights Templar beaten'!

"Are you sure you want to do this, my lord? Let the newcomers touch our trucks? ”

Ted doesn't care, because he's now discovering the benefits of throwing the pot, especially to those unfathomable targets, which works even better!

The affairs of the alliance were thrown to the dragons, the black cauldron was thrown to the horse bandits, and the things of the NB were thrown to the sun god...

"Of course that's fine, these trucks say to these cultists that it's technology from the sun god! Anyway, they don't know mathematics, physics and chemistry, and magic is everywhere, as long as we fool a little bit and throw the scientific principles to the sun god, take them to see some of the power of the sun god, and make them believe that this god is very powerful..."

"This..."

Seeing that Chris was still hesitating, Ted continued to explain: "Don't worry, Chris, the more uneducated people are, the more they will worship such powerful targets!" Moreover... This congregation will never enter Valentine! They'll only be outside of our city, I have an agreement with Baron Tomato, we'll help create wealth, he'll take part of the population..."

The reason can be explained, but the number of people can't stand it, this group of people has 20 million people, and it is not easy to manage such a group of people: "But... My lord, there are about 20 million refugees! ”

Ted didn't care, but continued to preach lightly: "Even if it's 200 million, it's no problem!" ”

Chris looked at Ted's calm appearance and knew that he had already made a decision: "Why...?" Oh! My lord, don't you still have a plan? ”

Ted originally planned to continue to shake the medicine in the gourd, but now that he said it, there was no need to continue to sell Guanzi: "You said it again, since you asked, I'll talk about it again!" ”

"The largest group that an organizer can control will not exceed 200 people, and once this number is exceeded, the organization and appeal will not be very good!"

"But religion and other things have to be different, and the number of people gathered can be said to be as large as they are, such as the god we choose, the sun in the sky! Everyone can see it, it's a bit dazzling, but it's real! You can feel his heat at the same time! Choose such a goal and reach the consensus of the majority. ”

"Now that the consensus of the majority of the people has been reached, as long as someone takes the lead, the next thing will be much easier!"

"Take me, for example! Under the banner of the sun god, first select those young people who are easy to deceive, brainwash them, quickly pull up a force of fanatics, and with a little training they can become management! ”

"Because young people are serious and studious, and they are easy to deceive! We just took advantage of this 'in good faith'. ”

Whether it is ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, or dynasties and generations, the backbone of the rebellion and uprising is always those young people who do not want to die, as long as you control them, no matter whether things are right or wrong, they will help you maintain them.

After explaining, Ted spread his hands and smiled, "After this, just let them strictly follow the teachings we have formulated!" We're not bad people, we just give young people hope, and as long as our intentions are good, then there will be no problem..."

Having said that, Chris still feels that such an approach will compromise on execution, and once it starts to be discounted, the organization will start to collapse: "But... My lord, aren't you afraid of accidents during the execution? How to ensure their execution? ”

It's a poignant question, but... It's nothing: "Let me put it this way, your parents asked you to do something, and you may be very reluctant, but if the gods ask you to do something, it's different!" You can even break the bank and do it! Plus we've selected young people, and they're very controlling! It's not a problem for them to execute at all! ”

"It's... It makes sense, but..."

"I know what you're thinking, the first church department I'm going to set up is law enforcement! I want to quickly stabilize the disordered group with the help of the doctrine within half a month! In this way, obedience and management will be formed immediately"

It is difficult for these abandoned sons who have been abandoned by the empire to believe in the empire again, let alone the imperial religion, at this time, the sun god is coming!

Anyway, this group of people has no choice, if they don't choose the sun god, they will starve to death, so it's better to believe in him and eat fragrant and drink spicy food together! That turkey burger meal during the day is the best proof of that!

God's poor and sour immortal, where did he send these? At most, give Dunsu...

"So, have you written the contents of the teachings?" Chris continued to ask.

"It's our Northern Constitution, and I've renamed it the Helios Handbook."

"It's... Is it reliable? Treat the law as a code of conduct? ”

Chris is so skeptical, but not everyone in the world is a saint, and no one is born to control their words and deeds!

So, Ted explained, "Chris, we are aristocrats who 'know honor and disgrace', and the education and moral standards we have received since childhood are higher than the law!" And the laws of our northern territory have been formulated with one point in mind, that is, the law is the minimum moral standard! ”

"That's why the laws in the north are strict! To be honest, if you follow this book to stipulate a code of conduct, it is enough for ordinary people! ”

Chris touched his chin, as if searching for missing spots: "That..."

"Don't worry, in order to prevent accidents, I have written the terms on the first few pages of the manual, similar to the final interpretation rights belong to Ted... As an oracle, I have the power of pardon and veto, and the manual does not bind me..."

"You're all here?"

"We must be careful, cautious! so as not to let a whole game of chess collapse! Always remember that we want it! It is a vibrant and vibrant country, not a ruin, and if we only want territory, when we make a rifle, we can already overturn the entire empire with war and war! ”

"It's... I understand! My lord! ”

Ted's plan was simple: to use trucks to pull the newcomers to the pig and chicken farms that had been built, and familiarize them with their jobs.

And the Knights Templar who came to do business, according to the route and itinerary, would pass through here.

At that point, Ted will only need to command the artillery to deal with this group of people! While dealing with the enemy, it shouldn't be a problem to rely on your own mouth to fool the unsuspecting sect members!

Thinking about it, a herald came beside him, left a document and left...

Every time Ted saw the herald, he would feel a chill behind him, and he would think that there was something other than that..."Is there any news?" ”

Chris shook his head and spread out the papers: "It's nothing grown-up, this is tomorrow's newspaper, the finished sample, it was originally placed on my desk and saved for the next morning, but now I haven't slept yet, he gave me the newspaper..."

"Do I have one?"

"Your Excellency... You've always had it, but it's best to have only important documents in your office, and I'm keeping this for the records and incorporating it into the archives... And your share has been sent to Lady Mia..."

"Well... I won't bring newspapers into the office in the future, so... Now let me take a look at it too? How is it? ”

"No problem, my lord, you look first"

...

Since Chris learned about Ted's abilities and his ideals, he no longer urges him to have an offspring or something all day long, and when it comes to the ladies, he is no longer weird...

Among the guards, there are many Moon Elf warriors, their eyesight and ears are not vegetarians, and this alone makes it difficult for others to assassinate Ted.

In addition, Ted is very careful, and he does not leave his guns 24 hours a day! Inside the jacket, he also wears level 4 body armor, and even the rest of the clothes are made of Kevlar bulletproof fibers and steel mesh resin! Not only bulletproof, but also puncture-proof!

And when Ted gets home, he won't have to worry about it...

There's a sensitive dragon in the house, Lilia...

As long as she walks into a certain range, even if it is a mosquito, Lilia will be alert, so there is no need to worry at all.

Before that, Chris always advised Ted to have a baby quickly, because of the poor medical standards, maybe he is still a lord today, and tomorrow he will burp because of a cold or food poisoning!

Hurry up and have an heir to take care of it, it's the best choice!

But now... Matured by the magic of the Moon Elves, and the seeds cultivated by the Fire Tribe with the dragon's 'boogers', even if the arm is broken or some body parts are missing, it is not a big deal...

Just mix the seeds with a drop of the blood of the injured person, plant them in the ground, and when the sprouts grow, when they are about to enter the youth seedling, take them off and put them on the severed limbs of the injured people, and then ripen them with the magic of the moon elves, and the limbs of the creatures will grow like geckos!

It seems like a great method, it can be called a medical miracle, but there are a few points, which cannot be done for the time being...

That's... It is not a simple matter to accurately connect the meridians to the rhizome, and at present, it is difficult to do it, so you can only let those thousands of years old Moon Spirit Doctors rely on their feelings to pick up...

In addition, after the connection, growth is another problem.

When it is received into the human body, the seed will merge into the body and repeat the process of limb growth! The source of energy and the protein and trace elements required are all issues!

A previous Flame Warrior lost his entire right arm in a fierce battle...

After being tested by this method, although the right arm has grown, there are also a lot of problems that come with it!

If you want your arms to grow quickly, you definitely need the Moon Elves to ripen, and once they are ripe, the seeds will quickly absorb energy from their bodies!

However, the energy stored by the human body is not enough to support such a rate of ripening, and the foreign nutrients cannot be directly absorbed by the seeds, so they have to go through the body to walk around...

The only way is to soak the injured in the medical cabin for 24 hours to obtain a stable source of energy, so that the energy entering the body, minus the loss, is all supplied to the growth of the severed limb.

Once you've figured out the optimal value, use this rate as a basis to mature new limbs!

The whole process, according to estimates, will last half a year!

After half a year, the seeds will disappear and the new limbs will fully adapt to the body.

In addition to this, there is one more limitation, and that is... The age of the injured person must be greater than 25 years old, preferably over 30 years old, if the hand is lost when you are young, you have to wait until you are 25 years old to go for treatment...

Because this magic seed has a small flaw...

If the user is under the age of 25... The physical maturity is too low to suppress the energy of the seed! The rhizome will spread along the veins and spread throughout the body, and finally the strength of the flesh will be greatly increased!

But the increase in physical strength comes at a price...

According to the simulation experiment with the piglet, it will change to the tree little by little, and according to the results of ripening, it will completely change from a pig to a tree pig within 5 years...

If you change to a humanoid, you'll become a Treant...

I don't know why I thought about this? Ted shook his head and saw the middle page of the newspaper.

...

It explains why in the large dairy farm outside Valentine, each cow has a large plastic bag on its back...

That's because... In order not to let the cows suffer from flatulence, by the way, to reduce carbon emissions and make a name!

During the day, the cows and beef cattle are released for a walk on the farm, replaced with new collection bags, and then replaced in a batch of bags when the cattle are returned to the farm in the evening

The collected farts will be compressed into a jar and sent to the hot water plant to boil hot water for everyone to bathe, just enough for the whole city to use...

In this way, a lot of coal can be saved every day, which can be regarded as waste utilization

However, just as Ted looked at the picture in the newspaper, he noticed that something wasn't quite right...

There is a small forest across the plains, which is very weird!

“... I remember that there was a rule in the law that for the safety of the city, there should be no groves or forests within 50 km outside the city, and! As long as the number of trees is greater than ten, it belongs to the grove! ”

Hearing Ted's words, Chris also leaned over: "Huh? My lord, let me see? ”

He clearly remembered that there were no woods outside, at least not yesterday! "It's... I didn't have it when I went to see it yesterday... Could it be that the Moon Elves are misremembering? ”

Ted touched the non-existent beard on his chin, recalled the assignment of the Moon Elves, and finally shook his head: "Probably not, I remember that the positions of the Moon Elves are all inside the city, and they should not be outside the city... Besides, we don't have any kind of such trees..."

After Ted had carefully observed the appearance of the trees, he remembered the monster forest to the south: "Eh! Wait, I think this tree looks like a tree from the monster forest to the south... What's going on here? ”

Chris had never been to the Monster Forest, so he could only shake his head: "This... My lord, I don't know..."

Ted looked closely at the newspaper and found the tree in the photo... Something doesn't seem right! Seem... They have a 'living force'! Not a bare dead tree ...

"This tree... Why is the shape of the branch a bit like a hand? ”

"Huh? My lord, let me see it too..."

At this time, Leonardo da Vinci, the Minister of Culture, had just finished dealing with the issue of the new layout of the newspaper and happened to pass by!

This photo of the grove was taken by him...

Da Vinci saw that the two of them were still busy with something, and the door was not closed, so he also came over...

"My lord, Mayor Chris, what are you all up to?"

Chris noticed the name in the bottom right corner of the photo and asked directly: "Eh! I read the inscription of the photo in the newspaper, which you took it? ”

The pictures in the newspaper were basically made by Leonardo da Vinci, and he didn't know which one Chris was talking about: "Which one?" I remember that 80% of today's page was taken by me..."

"This is it!" As he spoke, Ted held up the newspaper in his hand and pointed to the photo of the grove...

Leonardo da Vinci remembered this incident, he was filming a popular science topic, explaining to the citizens the plastic bag on the back of the cow, this forest is just like this on the plain, the painting style is very wrong!

"This one! I was about to ask! Aren't there no trees allowed around our cities? I just saw the national defense policy, and I plan to ask it tomorrow, is it a fame made by the moon elves on a whim? ”

Ted shook his head and told the truth, "It's not them... This is the tree of the Monster Forest in the south, and we don't have any tree seeds, so we can't do it! ”

Since it is not a moon elf, Da Vinci is also blindfolded: "This is strange, who did it?" Can you make a big tree grow on the plains overnight? That's right! I also took a video, according to estimates, there are about 1,000 trees, such a scale, counting a small forest! ”

Hearing that there was a video, Ted widened his eyes and asked excitedly, "You also made a video?" ”

Leonardo da Vinci put down the document in his hand, pointed to himself and praised: "Of course, this is evidence, evidence for everyone to see!" I'm also an enthusiastic crowd in normal times, and I use my digital camera to help."

Hearing this, Chris immediately made a 'bring it' gesture: "That... Let's see if it's okay? ”

"Absolutely! That way I won't have to write to you, let alone lose it in the mayor's mailbox."

As he spoke, Leonardo da Vinci took out the digital camera in his hand: "I took a video, about 50 seconds, you can watch it, there is a video in it, you can watch it when you open it"

Following Leonardo da Vinci's guidance, Ted turned on the video and watched it with the trio...

Starting in the 15th second of the video, a blurry scene in the upper right corner makes Ted hold his breath! If you don't look closely, you won't be able to think of it!

At first, there was a shake in the woods, and then a small tree man slipped out of the woods quietly...

He tiptoed over to the big cow, and while the docile cow was grazing, he expertly removed the plastic bag containing the fart on it, and then put the tube in his mouth and inhaled it stormily, just like Ted smelled Alice's stinky feet, until the whole bag was deflated!

The whole process lasted only 25 seconds, and then the little tree man put the fart bag back!

Just as he was about to attack the second cow, the big tree man behind him noticed that someone was watching not far away, so he grabbed the little tree man back, and even slapped him in the ass...

Such an outrageous scene made Ted hesitate: "That... Piece... You guys? See? ”

"See what?" Chris and Leonardo da Vinci had been watching the scale of the woods and had not noticed the outrageous events happening in the upper right corner of the camera...

"What's in the top right corner? Let's take a look at it again...? ”

“ok！”

When the video played again, the three of them stared at the upper right corner! After reading it, they stayed where they were for a long time and couldn't let go...

Ted stretched out his hand tremblingly, poured the remaining ice cola into his stomach, and waited for his body temperature to drop slightly before he spoke: "What kind of bull ghosts and snake gods are there in this world?" Can a cow's fart be eaten as a meal? ”

In the past few months, Chris has not studied less, at least he has learned a lot of physics and chemistry in basic subjects...

Based on the current state of affairs, he boldly speculated: "This... My lord, if we speculate on this behavior, the oxygen we inhale is likely to be the group of tree people... Fart..."

Leonardo da Vinci didn't pay much attention to the surrounding scene when he shot the video, only saw the trees...

And when he watched the video for the third time, he noticed black stones on the ground! He went to the open-pit coal mine not long ago to see it, this thing seems to be coal?

So, he paused the picture and asked, "Eh... What's the deal with the cinders next to this tree? ”

Chris knew the existing coal routes by heart, and he knew every road in the north: "I remember... The coal train didn't pass through there... There are no trucks going there to transport coal ... Could it be? ”

Combined with his own knowledge, as well as the strange conjecture of this world, Chris smiled... He covered half of his face, looked at everyone, and said in disbelief: "These cinders... I'm afraid it's all pulled by those tree people? ”

Hearing this, Ted's lips trembled slightly, and a certain valve in his heart was opened...

Just when the two were embarrassed, Da Vinci saw a puddle of black liquid next to the tree again?

So, he opened his mouth again and asked, "What about this black liquid?" ”

Since the black solid is coal, the excrement of the tree people, what is the black liquid? I can think of it with my heels!

Ted took off his hat, smiled, spread his hands and explained, "I guess it's oil!" Their urine..."

These are precious natural resources! What was originally defined as a non-renewable resource now seems to be renewable... And the amount is not small?

Chris slumped in his chair, looking down and thinking about life, muttering, "I can't see through this world... It's getting more and more incomprehensible! Why isn't our human waste one of these excellent resources? ”

Having said these words, it shows that Chris's learning is not yet in place, so Ted kindly reminded him: "Chris, after reading your biology book, the second chapter of the next book will explain what the use of ordinary animal feces is..."

After that, everyone had to go through another rigorous analysis to roughly figure out what was going on.

In addition, according to the map drawn by Joseph not long ago, this group of tree people will only come out of the soil when no one is around, and only continue to march after filling in the pits!

Joseph didn't notice the behavior of the trees at all, because he had never seen the tree people, and he didn't know that this world was so magical, so... He just drew more than 20 copies of the map with a confused face, and finally gave it to Chris.

For this reason, he also personally went to the Moon Elf Clinic to check his eyes...

In the end, nothing was found...

But Joseph didn't believe in evil and went to the psychiatric clinic again...

As a result, nothing was found, and the Moon Elf psychiatrist saw that Joseph's expression was more panicked, so he reminded him to pay attention to rest, which may be a hallucination caused by excessive mental pressure...

Then Joseph went home and slept for half a day, and then returned to the barracks the next day.

At the time of this 'outrageous incident', Ted's expression changed from puzzlement, to surprise, and then to fear!

However! When he noticed that their excrement was a natural resource, he suddenly became aware of it, and looked at Chris with the face of a profiteer: "Chris, I have an idea..."

Such natural resources cannot be wasted! Gotta collect it!

So, Chris also had an idea: "Coincidentally, Lord Lord, I also have an immature idea..."

Before the two could continue, Leonardo da Vinci next to him spoke: "What are you two talking about?" Shouldn't such a horrible creature be burned? ”

"Burn it?" The two frowned, looked back at Leonardo da Vinci together, and emphasized: "These are all recyclable resources!" It can reduce the rate at which we exploit natural resources! It's the cutest creature in the world! ”

"The cutest creature?" Leonardo da Vinci was an artist and didn't quite understand the brain circuits of these people, so he shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "Okay..."

Eventually, Chris made a copy of the camera's files before returning them to Leonardo da Vinci.

...

Inadvertently, Ted actually discovered the strange effects of these magical creatures!

Ever since he discovered that the dragon's dung is a treasure, he's been researching and speculating!

And today, he finally saw the magical abilities of another magical creature!

"It's been a reward! Judging from the traffic on the video, the top of this thousand trees has to be drilled by a small well! If they are allowed to multiply... Spread the underside of the mountains! Wouldn't you have made a fortune!? ”

Compared to these highly functional fossil fuel resources, gold and silver are junk!

And something like this, Ted doesn't need to refuse! It will not drive them away, but should work hard to develop their relationship and then negotiate conditions!

In addition to the original characteristics, this group of trees can also be used as a sentry when they are casually on the side of the street, and they can anticipate the enemy first!

In this way, it is necessary to recruit them!

On top of that, Ted kind of discovered part of the way this world cycles...

The feed for the cattle is derived from grass, and with the help of the moon elves, it is almost a perpetual motion machine

Cows eat grass to produce milk and cow farts, the milk is for everyone to drink, and the cow farts are used to boil water or for tree people to eat! They produce oil, oxygen, or coal...

If there is a third brother, cow can be worshipped by them...

Due to the conservation of energy, the missing part is replenished by natural energy, and the carbon dioxide in the air is also absorbed!

"In that case, our factory... Exhaust gases... Isn't it all available to them? ”

...

The self-protection mechanism of each world is different, for example, the earth, because the volume and mass are much smaller than the Kepler 22b sea blue star under the feet, so the self-purification ability and biological model are not very good...

In order to maintain the most comfortable appearance of Aquamarine itself, the ball under his feet... It is possible to take advantage of the opportunity to create all sorts of strange species to achieve a certain 'balance'...

If that's how it is calculated... That... Fossil fuels on this planet have been dumped into renewable resources?

If this technology and terms are mastered and monopolized by Ted!

Wouldn't mastering the world be at your fingertips?

With this 'making the most of everything' as a revelation, Ted recalled the report at the beginning of the year, according to the historical records of the empire, there is a high probability of a drought in the middle of the empire this year!

In order to save the world, you can make a big meal for the dragons who have nothing to do in the air, and 'dragon rain'!

Will the problem be solved soon?

"Nice, this world is wonderful! I'm starting to fall in love with him! ”