Chapter 137: The Beginning of the Moon Elf Battle~
The advantages of collective teleportation were unmistakable, and the demons were powerless to fight back under the powerful firepower.
Originally, the demons planned to rely on the path to reduce the area of engagement, thereby reducing the fire coverage and fire density, and would successfully defend the place!
But 'heaven is not as good as man', and the final interpretation is in Ted's hands.
At the end of the day, these are things that come from Ted's head, and only he knows how to use them.
This group of Moon Spirit Dream Keepers only guessed the purpose based on their appearance, in fact, they didn't know what these things represented.
For example, the archbishop's 'solar bombardment' and the technician's five-mao cannon.
From the perspective of these people, they only saw something falling from the sky, destroying the enemy at the target point!
But they don't know where it fell from...
Just now, Ted planned to directly make up the spear of Arden...
But... The ultimate weapon has to be used in the last mission! Make it out and save it first!
When the time comes! It's not just the sun bombing, it's also the purifying beam! In addition, there must be a large number of five-mao cannons that are smashed down together
With an idea, Ted reached out and pulled Alice and whispered in her ear: "Alice, what is in my head, you can help me make it, can you?" ”
At first, she didn't care, thinking that what Ted wanted to build was nothing more than a skinning war machine.
But when she reached out and put it on Ted's head, she felt that something seemed to be wrong: "Of course it's okay... Wait a minute! Ted, why is this thing so big? ”
Ted raised his hand and snapped his fingers lightly, pretending to be mysterious: "This is the true size of Arden's spear, and the values in the game are completely wrong..."
Alice had seen the setting art, and the 'Arden Spear' in the game was not as big as Ted's: "What do you mean by that? ”
Ted cleared his throat, put his arm around Alice's waist, and spoke his thoughts: "According to the setting, the spear of Arden is 70 kilometers long, 10 kilometers wide, and 70 kilometers thick, and it is powered by a star. ”
When preaching here, Ted's anxious heart for popular science went online again: "And the problem also arises, because stars, mostly refer to spheres that can maintain stable nuclear fusion, the smallest star that meets the requirements is a red dwarf, with a mass at least 0.7 times the mass of the sun, as for the calculation process, it is a string of zeros, and I don't bother to calculate, and you don't bother to look at it, so I take Jupiter as a benchmark, give a reasonable mass, and then expand it according to the magnification..."
"In the end, that's probably what it looks like..."
It makes sense, but...
Where does such a battleship, which is bigger than the world, stop?
Over here?
It's not realistic...
"But... Ted, this thing is bigger than the world we've constructed! Won't leak our world? ”
At this time, Ted's useless 'scientific heart' came online again, and he took Alice's hand, enjoying the extreme lubrication: "Hehe, you want to talk about a little science!" What can't be explained can be relied on magic, and what can be explained is still to be realistic..."
Having said that, if you really think about it deeply, there are too many places to complain: "Ted! How to explain the strength of the metal? With such a large hull, how powerful is the steel frame to hold up! ”
Hearing the lifting bar from Alice, Ted instantly turned off the fire: "This... You can talk about magic! ”
...
Since Ted conceded defeat, there was no need for Alice to continue to raise the bar, but spoke her thoughts: "Uh... Well, it's weird where you get it right! I'm used to it, though! Something of this size is basically invisible, but it can only show a phantom..."
In this way, the original large workload has become smaller again! So Ted hugged the clever Alice and complimented, "Isn't this a smaller workload?" We only need to set a certain distance to keep this super battleship away from the ball under our feet, and as for the offensive weapons, they are all energy beams anyway, and they can be smashed to the ground in no time! Alice, you're such a genius."
The compliment from her husband always makes people red-faced, and this affirmation makes Alice's heart bloom: "Hehehehe..."
...
At this moment, the area around the fifth fragment was also cleared.
Ted connected to the channel and ordered the troops: "Let's take the pieces and get out of here!" ”
It's just that at the moment when he said this, the enemy's offensive became even more fierce! They flew up from the back hills and forced their way to the front to fight Ted's forces.
A message also came from the front: "Holy Son, we need five minutes, and the demons behind have come up again, and it seems that they don't want to lose this fragment!" It can only speed up the engineering team! ”
"Hmm... In that case, you will hold on first! I'll take care of it. ”
With that, Ted clicked on the Death Fleet channel...
"The mothership and half of the fleet immediately go to the location to disperse the core and divert demonic fire! Wait for my orders! Once you get the shards, you pass us over! ”
Ted could teleport with the mothership to the dispel core, but that would be a waste of time.
It is better to let the powerful mothership take half of the fleet to deal with the enemy on the ground, and take the other half of the fleet to solve the final trouble
"No problem! Holy Son, I just have to warn you that to disperse several enemy fleets around the core, our anti-aircraft firepower may not be enough..."
"I see, you guys stay put! Assist in the elimination of enemies in the rear. ”
"Yes!"
This group of Moon Elf Dream Controllers seems to be on the same page as themselves...
If Ted wasn't a decent man, he would definitely throw all the 120 moon elves who came to work into the harem to be pampered.
But... If Ted did do this, he would have fulfilled the wishes of this group of people, who were in need of a powerful and wealthy aristocratic man to be their husbands...
So, whatever Ted is doing now, it's not right...
In a fit of rage, Ted borrowed Alice's power and forcibly dragged Jessica in...
"What are you going to do! Isn't it good to finish the mission and go to bed quickly? ”
Looking at the angry lord in front of her, Jessica became even more excited: "My lord? Are you angry? That... Can you punish me!? Or you can punish us...! ”
This kind of hearse rushing to prison, Ted can't hold it at all! Such tiger and wolf words made him ashamed! Do your best not to let yourself get into trouble.
"Hey!" Ted covered his face and didn't know how to answer, so he could only sigh and push Jessica's doll figure away with his hand.
Then, he put his arm around Alice and complained, "Alice, you can find out their information for me, and next time you will change a group of people... This is just nonsense! Waste of time! ”
Hearing Ted's complaining words, Jessica sprang out again: "Eh! My lord, we're just making the mission more realistic..."
Proper quest obstacles can improve gameplay, but a torturous, smelly, and long level like Leo the Cat is deliberately manipulative!
"Real fart! I'm almost annoyed by you! ”
"If you get annoyed, you can punish us afterwards! We are willing to be punished by you, adults! ”
"Gan!" Ted was broken, and he only now understood a truth...
In his previous life plus this life, he has only been practicing for a few decades in total, no matter how experienced he is, he is far less than this group of moon elves who are hundreds of years old and thousands of years old, and they have long arranged their interpersonal relationships clearly.
As long as you talk to them, you will definitely be fooled, it's just the difference of how many you are fooled.
At this point, in order to appease her husband, Alice shows off that the man in front of her is her own! She took Ted's hand and rubbed it vigorously in front of Jessica: "Ted, you don't have to do this, my sisters, they just want to rely on... Like in the country before us, men were scarce... It takes hundreds of years of savings to find a man..."
At this point, Ted's breath eased a lot.
Alice continued to explain: "Originally, fifteen thousand years ago, the moon elf men were all strong warriors, a little more powerful than humans, but as time went by, there were endless wars, fewer and fewer men, more and more women, and later, they controlled the country's discourse..."
"Later, the men found out that this kind of lying flat and weak and pitiful appearance seems to be able to live without being so tired!"
And then it became the present virtue... All the men have become purple and thin, and they have come to please the women to lie down..."
"The rest of the story is 'Auntie, I don't want to work hard...'
"In other words, we ordinary women don't want weak men! We want strong men to rely on, just like Ted did..."
Teddell thinks he has a very good figure, six standard abs, plus a height of 190, a weight of 105kg, very heavy, making people feel safe...
"Ahem! Huh! Don't praise me, I want to lie down when you say that..."
Alice can accept any joke, but she doesn't want her man to lie down: "Don't make a fuss, Ted!" Right now, the priority is to help them find a man! ”
Since he wanted to get down to business, Ted changed his face: "Looking for a man? How to find it? There are now only more than 5,000 moon elves in the city, and there are only 300 males! If you count the ones in the stomach, it's 500... Let them marry ten wives by themselves? That's murder! ”
Alice shook her head, sighed, picked up a string of data, and said what she thought: "Ted, we have 6 planes now, and we have 10 more under construction, we just need to go to the other side of the mountain and bring some back." ”
The idea is great, but the reality is not so simple.
Ted let out a long sigh and said earnestly, "Where is it so easy?" Even if our planes can handle most of the sloppy roads, it doesn't mean that we can land directly in other countries! Besides, our civil strife is not over yet! ”
Alice can feel Ted's heart, and it works! It's just that Ted doesn't plan to do things that he can't be sure of!
But for the sake of the other moon elves' lifelong events, Alice plans to be coquettish!
"Ted... I'm begging you... I trust your abilities, and I know my request is a bit out of place, but it's not the way to go on like this... After all, less than 20 percent accept the aliens, and the rest are still more conservative..."
From a request from a strange woman, Ted will refuse, but the delicate wife proposes a slightly difficult, but achievable thing, and he can indeed work hard!
I want to be able to handle multi-line battles by myself! Now the double line, plus the moon elve, is one more, it's not a big deal!
"Oh well... I promise you..."
Receiving an affirmative answer, Alice hugged Ted's neck and kissed him fiercely on the mouth!
“mua!” A sound is like opening a bottle of red wine from 2,000 years ago.
"Honey, the map is here, you can take a look at it first..."
Immediately after taking the map, Ted spotted a forest on a massive scale! Since it has not been cut down, it means that there is a certain danger.
"Why, there's a monster forest on the other side of the mountain?"
Alice nodded, pointed to the location on the map, and then took out a picture book and explained, "Yes... Because the demonized saber-toothed tiger group inside is very powerful, this monster forest is not included in the Elven Empire. ”
"Demonized Sabertooth Tiger...? I remember! It's a wild species with intelligence..."
"Since they're wild animals, I can't figure it out, why don't you take them in?" When he said this, Ted was a little 'why not eat minced meat', he forgot about the current level of the elves...
Because of the study of magic, they completely gave up technology, resulting in their productivity being even lower than that of humans, and they can only eat fruits and vegetables every day to survive...
"Ted! Not everyone has guns, and the elves relied on force and magic in the patriarchal society 15,000 years ago, not just magic, as they do now..."
"This..."
Hearing this, Ted's eyes widened, if it was really only magic, then they were indeed a little sick...
Because the magic of the Moon Elves is not as easy to use as expected, according to the system's biological documents, their muscle density is much higher than that of humans!
It's just that the strength is lower than that of humans, and the main reason for this is that the cells of the elves contain magic...
A creature can't have it both ways, and if you want to gain magical abilities, you have to pay a price in terms of muscle power.
The elven warriors in the atlas look very powerful and powerful, but in fact, they just look powerful, and in terms of strength and hand-to-hand combat, they are far inferior to the humans who are familiar with the lower three paths.
If it is really according to Alice's description, the elves fight only by magic...
Just by making up for the brain, you can figure out what their weak chickens look like.
Before using a spell, you have to chant for at least three seconds, and after three seconds, a fireball that flies very slowly and with worrying power will fly...
Even lighting a fire is not enough!
Ted dared to say that even a bug without limbs could dodge this attack with its clumsy body skills in three seconds.
"Alice, do you have a picture of the Moon Elves fighting in your head? Transmit it to me..."
Ted's request, Alice will not refuse, but with a warning in advance, it should be: "Of course there is!" It's just that, according to the combat efficiency of our current soldiers, if you look at a paragraph, it is easy to be angry with heart disease and cerebral thrombosis..."
"Is that an exaggeration?"
"Ahem... I'll show you a little bit and you'll know. ”
...
In the picture, it is a picture of the Moon Elf and the High Elf team meeting.
The High Elves were the first to spot the Moon Elf squad, and they raised flags, beat war drums, and blew horns, and lined up like lobster soldiers lining up to shoot them.
At the beginning, the two sides reported their homes, and the commanders who took the lead had to lay down their arms, come to the front of the two armies, and say a cruel word to each other, and spit on each other with an unlucky translator.
"I'm going to kick you hard in the ass with my spiky boots!"
"I'm going to use the apple pie that Aunt Susan baked next door is pasted on your unwiped ass!"
...
When spraying each other, the distance between the two sides is only 10cm, and almost the face is pasted...
Then, when the commanders were exhausted and could no longer utter a word, they returned to their respective ranks.
It's not quite the same as the Anglo-French War, when the two pinch each other, the 'arrogant' French chicken will be humble...
But these two elves, neither of them let anyone, but used a traditional way to fight for the right to chant and launch first.
That's 'Guess Boxing...', three wins in five games...
At this point, Ted is very incomprehensible, because in this time of life and death, who still cares who comes first and who comes after?
It stands to reason that you should take out a brick and attack your head to the death!
Or the two sides compete for the speed of chanting, which is also a way...
But according to them, following the rules like this will stabilize the heart of magic and will not disturb the magic power...
Ted doesn't approve of this, as he doesn't know magic.
Merely... The way to guess the boxing, Ted never expected, and it was the kind of best-of-five games...
After that, their victorious side will start chanting and rubbing the fireball technique.
Magic is no more like a firearm, in terms of accuracy or power, like two sides throwing small stones with little power at each other at a certain distance.
Even if it hits, it just doesn't hurt or itch.
The two teams were 30 meters apart, and after throwing out a ball of fire, after attenuation and cooling, the person who hit it was only burned off a layer of body hair... Even the hair can't be ignited.
"This..."
Looking at this funny scene, Ted wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he could only hold back...
"It seems that the elves have a strong sense of ritual..."
"That's it? I'm too lazy to complain, Ted, you can keep looking down..."
Then, after a few rounds of chanting and throwing fireballs, the soldiers of both teams fell one after another...
"It's... Elves are tired to death when they fight? ”
"I hate to admit it, but it's true, because on the other side of the mountain, there's not much meat to eat... Only chickens can be eaten, and everyone doesn't know about scientific breeding, and the number is scarce, so that the royal family can eat meat..."
"And the source of our magic is mainly protein... Eating chicken is also the only way to get protein, and it is because of this that the males of the elves are getting weaker and weaker. ”
"So, on the other side of the mountain... Can't actually fight? ”
"Yes..."
Hearing Alice say this, Ted remembered that when he had just taken in the Moon Elf refugees, they would cry with excitement when they bit into a sandwich with a layer of ham!
Combined with Alice's words, this is not an exaggeration.
"In that case, then I'll take care of this side of the matter, and I'll go and set up a small fortress inside the monster forest! When the time comes, I need someone who is familiar with the terrain to infiltrate the Elven Empire..."
At this time, Jessica, who was eavesdropping on the conversation, stepped forward! She patted 'duangduang' on the chest and said confidently, "My lord, I'll come!" ”
Ted shook his head, he had already guessed that the woman in front of him was from the royal family.
Just, let the princess do the task? That's a bit too much: "You!?" What happens to you? What about my unborn son? ”
As a matriarchal society and a loyal supporter of big feminism, Jessica puffed up her 'duangduang' chest and responded proudly: "My lord, I'm a woman!" Not comparable to male creatures, I have my pride! If you can't even complete this task, how can you protect your son...? ”
"Ed..." Ted silently wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and sighed in his heart: "Matriarchal society... The Moon Elves are now a matriarchal society, so I need to pay attention! ”
"Ahem... All right! I'll see! ”
...
At the same time, the fifth piece of solar debris has also been removed!
The matter of the Moon Elves is settled, and after this, they shouldn't bother themselves again!
So! Ted can do the task with peace of mind and fool the cultists!
"Since the demons also have fleets, why don't I get a few war equipment that can counter large warships!?"
So, he clicked on the folding panel, and with the help of Alice's power, he concretized all the units in his mind: "Folding and jumping!" Motivator! Heavenly Punishment Walker! Thor! And the protectors! ”
This set is perfect! The Motivator can compensate for the ground rate of fire of attacking units, and the Protector's shield can provide half the damage reduction!
In this case, against the enemy's fleet, there should be a chance of victory!
Especially the Heavenly Punishment Walker, if one shot goes down, even if Satan himself comes, he will have to shed a layer of skin!
This thing shoots out a ball of energy, and the kinetic energy attenuation stance is ineffective!
"Let's go! Let's pick up the squad first! And then we'll go all the way! ”
"Understood!"
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