"Okay, the trouble is out of the way, and now it's up to you! After returning to the previous refugee camp, you are free to do your best, as long as you abide by the laws of the Helios Cult, obey the local laws, and do your best to win over the followers without disturbing the normal functioning of society! Remember, don't use violence! ”

When Ted mentions 'violent means', he deliberately accentuates his tone and repeatedly admonishes: "Everyone, do you understand? ”

Of course the Christians understand this! Now they want to unite all the forces that can be united and deserve to be united: "Understand! Archbishop! ”

Next, there are the weapons against the cultists...

Ted pointed to the 'burning sticks' in your hands and reminded with a smile: "Since you haven't passed the firearm test, I'm going to collect the weapons in your hands for the time being!" Law enforcement departments should try to pass the assessment as quickly as possible! I don't want to see you with big knives and protect everyone like primitive people! ”

"Yes, Archbishop!"

"Return!"

In the end, only more than 100 people were left at the site to dispose of the site, recover some of the metals that were still valuable, and evacuate the rest back to the city.

...

Ted didn't sleep well yesterday, and after returning to Valentine, he couldn't sleep in time even if he was very sleepy because the coffee was not over yet!

"Chris, I've been busy for a day and a night without closing my eyes, I've drunk too much coffee, and now I want to sleep but can't sleep, is there anything you can do?"

Chris put down the document in his hand, and the picture was still for about ten seconds, before he thought of a wonderful place: "My lord, if you can't sleep, you can go to the civil court to listen, the court there does not hammer, it will not make you sleep comfortably, today's executive judge is an old man with a gentle tone, who has been a judge for 20 years before this... After learning the new method, I continued to do my old job..."

As he spoke, Chris remembered the 'study room' on the second floor, and reminded him: "Oh, by the way, my lord, if you really want to listen, you can go to the second floor of the courtroom, where there is a hidden auditorium, which is specially used for students to observe, and when I am fine, I will go there to take a nap in the afternoon..."

"Uh... In that case, I'm going to listen to it..."

The tree incense powder coffee that Ted had just drunk was indeed so much more than a hundred million, and it still didn't arouse even a single internal sleepiness, causing his mind to still be confused...

...

Inside the courtroom, inside the hidden auditorium on the second floor.

There was no one in the room, so it was perfect for sleeping...

It's just that just as he took out his pillow and was about to sleep listening to the white noise, Ted saw a farmer holding a sheep standing in the courtroom with a question mark on his face looking at the judge, and on the other side should be the defendant, a man dressed in light, and he was also confused at the moment...

So... The feeling of being awakened was completely blown away by this strange lineup.

"Court opens!"

This was followed by the judge's reading of the fixed opening statement, followed by an introduction to the plaintiff and the defendant, as well as an overview of the case.

Finally, he turned to the plaintiff and asked, "Plaintiff, do you have anything to say before the trial begins?" ”

"Your Excellency, because of the favor of my lord, I have been granted the right to use a piece of land for 200 years, and now I have opened a small ranch, and my life is getting better and better, but it was not until 3 days ago that I found out that my neighbor, Mr. Galen, had plotted against a female sheep on the farm when he came to buy meat! It has even been put into action! I think this behavior is despicable, so catch the bag red-handed! And find you and let you give a review! ”

Although the words described by the plaintiff are already very obscure, everyone is not stupid! Moreover, they have a strong yearning for the three customs, so when they say it, everyone has already guessed what happened...

The judge had studied this case for a whole day, and even after looking through the criminal law, he couldn't find a means of punishment, which also made the judge who has been in practice for 20 years at a loss for the first time!

So, he stared at the defendant on the other side: "Defendant, do you have anything to say?" ”

"Your Excellency, I firmly believe that the court is fair, and my family has also received the grace of my lord, and opened a barbecue restaurant, and the business is not bad, but I don't like humanoids, or intelligent creatures, and only have a soft spot for free lambs, and I think that even if they are livestock, they will eventually be eaten! Until then, too, there should be the right to love! ”

Hearing this explanation, the audience who came to listen to the trial all covered their mouths, wanting to laugh but not daring...

The members of the National Guard on the jury, as well as the practicing judges, also had gloomy faces, and did not agree with this absurd statement...

Now, the only person who is embarrassed is Mr. Judge, who is a person who abides by the law and knows how to do things according to the law, but also a paranoid man who has an almost perverted admiration for the law.

But even so, he really didn't know how to convict him.

It would be a bit too much to judge a sheep as a human being, and a little wrong to judge a sheep as a dead thing, because it is a living thing, and it is contrary to what is marked in the law that all things have spirits...

"Hmm..."Looking at this strange case, the judge fell into deep thought.

In order not to have a strange case that was laughed at in his career, adhering to a serious and serious attitude, he reluctantly said: "This judge announces that the court will be temporarily adjourned for 15 minutes!" ”

Things got interesting, and everyone wanted to see how the judge handled it, and even more so how the jury would vote...

And when everyone adjourned, the judge really turned to the jury members with papers, but even then, the others did not know how to decide the case.

Before he knew it, 15 minutes had arrived, and he seemed to have an idea!

Court again!

After a boring cut-off, and a detailed description of the case and a motive for the case, the judge pronounced the verdict.

"This court announces! Because the defendant triggered the crime of QJ, the crime of privately possessing and destroying other people's property, and the circumstances were heinous, the defendant was sentenced to 6 months in prison! A fine of 90 silver coins was issued! ”

"Plaintiff and defendant, do you have any objections?"

The plaintiff's eyes widened, and he pleaded with the judge: "My lord, I just want him to buy this sheep, and I don't want to send him to prison, because I uphold the purpose of the lord to raise sheep in peace and slaughter them painlessly, and the sheep that have been insulted will definitely not be happy!" The meat is not delicious! That's all..."

When the defendant saw that he was going to be sent to the quarry and worked for 6 months without pay, he instantly wilted, and wept bitterly about the love between him and the sheep: "Your Excellency, Momo and I really love each other, but the race separates us, why can humans marry other races, but they can't spend their lives hand in hand with sheep!" It's not fair! ”

In the auditorium on the second floor, Ted covered his face and silently watched the absurd scene in the corner.

This persistent judge, firmly believing that his sentence is no problem, has implemented the principle of aggravating all crimes, and can be sentenced to life, and will never be sentenced to 150 years in prison!

In this situation, the defendant is ready to appeal, even if the judge in front of him will dismiss it, he has to try: "Your Excellency, I want to appeal and ask for a new trial!" ”

"Appeal request dismissed!"

At this moment, Ted couldn't help it at all, if this person went to prison today for committing a crime against an animal, he would definitely become a laughing stock for people all over the world!

Ted hurriedly poked his head out from the second floor and stopped the trial: "Eh! Stop for a moment! ”

"Your Lord!?" The judge put on his glasses and looked up to see Ted staring helplessly from upstairs.

As soon as they heard that the lord had also arrived, everyone present cheered up, and they all wanted to see how the law-makers would deal with this hilarious case.

The laws that Ted borrowed from, and the members of the group that made them, were staunch atheists, so they didn't even think about plotting against certain animals and offending God's wrath!

In addition, Ted's lazy cancer was committed, and he only took into account the intelligent biological group, and used it with a slight modification of the law...

"Ahem... Mr. Judge, don't you think that your sentence is a bit heavy? ”

"Well, my lord, I don't think the penalty is too heavy, according to the law, we have taken a compromise approach to the items and humanoid creatures, and I think this sentence is very reasonable..."

The judge's mind was still stuck in the old society, and it was not yet fully in line with the new era, so Ted exported his thoughts to everyone again, and he quickly walked up the stairs to the inside of the courtroom and spoke his opinion...

"There is no compromise in the law, this is a loophole, and I can step up and fix it now! After all, I am one of the lawmakers and have the right to amend the law, as long as it is signed by the other adjudicators, the law can be passed directly! The process usually doesn't take more than 3 hours..."

In the end, the judge just acts according to the rules, and if there is this article in the rules, everyone will not have to make difficulties, and at the same time, they also saw the birth of a new decree at the scene!

Although a bit absurd... But it's also a long time to see! There aren't many such opportunities.

"Uh... My lord, if you have a better way, please tell me and listen to it, we don't know what to do, it's not that we won't be flexible, but to implement a realistic and pragmatic attitude, which is the charm of the law..."

"That's true, that's why I'm here!"

As he spoke, Ted turned to look at the stern-looking jury and the melon-eating crowd behind him.

"Ladies and gentlemen... My next question will not be a confession in any case, please answer it truthfully..."

"Dare to ask everyone here, raise your hand if you have a dog at home..."

The people of the north, every family is a hunter, there is no almost, they lead the dog to go to the woods to catch rabbits no matter what is going on...

So! Dogs have become the standard for people in the north, and Ted has more than 20 dogs in his own family... Even the newly joined Moon Elves and the veterans of the Fire Tribe have a lot of dogs, and on average, every person in the North will have 1.8 dogs...

As soon as this question came out, everyone present raised their hands, the only one who did not raise their hands was the judge behind him, who recently took away the two dogs in the family because of his son's marriage, and he was about to go to someone else's house to buy a few, but he was a judge, so he didn't raise his hand for the sake of truth and rigor.

In the eyes of others, the judge did not raise his hand because he was a judge, and everyone tactically ignored him.

Ted continued to ask: "So, have you ever done intimate actions that include love to the dog, including but not limited to kissing the dog's forehead, stroking the belly, brushing the bristles and bathing, etc..."

"Raise your hand if you've done it?"

On the spot, it is still unanimously passed!

Getting the result, Ted turned to look at the judge, "Excuse me, judge, have you ever had intimate sex with a dog?" ”

"There were..."

"Then according to your sentence, almost all the people in the north have committed the crime of great resignation, and they all have to go to prison for half a year..."

"This..."

Without waiting for the judge to continue answering, Ted turned to look at the other citizens: "There are loopholes in the law, in a controversial situation like this, you can write a proposal letter to Mayor Chris, and he will solve the problem within 2472 hours of receiving the letter..."

"And now, on behalf of the Legal Department, I will write a proposal on the spot, and it will be up to the judge and the jury, as well as all the staff officers present, because you represent the thoughts of the majority of the people in the North, and if you think it is okay, then I can personally send the letter to the legal department, and within 3 hours, add this law to the Constitution..."

"Ladies and gentlemen, do you have any objections?"

The scene was silent... They hadn't come into close contact with the lord before.

In this way, he is a reasonable and kind man, and the dark circles on his eyes are proof of his dedication to the people! He's certainly not lying!

Even if he lies, he will definitely not boast in front of so many people!

"Since you have no objections, keep silent... I'll take it as your acquiescence! ”

Immediately after, Ted pulled out a bottle of milk from his satchel...

"Guys, did you all drink milk this morning?"

"Drink!"

"Have you ever thought about the first warrior to drink milk... How is it drunk? ”

Even if that warrior drank from a bowl, with Ted's yin and yang spirit, it didn't matter how many bowls of noodles he ate...

"Poof... Hahaha! ”

...

The laughter lasted for nearly 2 minutes before stopping, and even the unsmiling judge covered his mouth to block his expression.

The same is true of the jury, many of whom take off their hats and stand in front of them so that no one else can see their faces...

"The answer is self-evident, so let's skip this one for the time being and wait for the end!"

"Now, let me give you a hypothesis, suppose this sheep has an IQ and can speak, and let her choose one of the plaintiffs and defendants to follow, what will she choose?"

"According to the proverb of the North, if you can live decimorely, don't look for short-sightedness! No matter what the defendant does to the sheep, he is more gentle than the plaintiff... Because the plaintiff would send her to the slaughterhouse and make lamb chops, and the defendant just did something that seemed immoral..."

At this time, a 2b raised his hand: "But... My lord, if I were that sheep and I were treated like this, I would definitely kill myself! ”

No matter what age it is, there will always be such a good spirit, and Ted has long been used to it.

"Because you substituted the perspective of the strong, if you brought in the animal perspective of the weak, you wouldn't think so, go back and read the book, you will have the answer..."

"Master Xie's guidance..."

Fortunately, Ted is the boss of this area, and his words are the final interpretation, and he is never afraid of being questioned.

After such an explanation, everyone has the answer in their hearts.

So! Ted spoke straight to his thoughts.

"I suggest that in addition to crimes against humanoids, the criminal law should also make detailed divisions for animals..."

"Animals are divided into three categories, the first category is intelligent Warcraft, whose IQ is not inferior to that of humans! If they join our northern borders and obey the law, they will automatically be granted 'citizenship'! Hurting them is the same as hurting humanoid sapient beings... I have one in my family, and so do the tree people outside the city."

"The second is pets, and we will introduce laws that criminalize pet abuse and killing, impose community labor and impose hefty fines to stop such crimes. Of course, you can still pet the dog as you normally would, it's not against the law..."

"Third, it's livestock or other creatures that can be eaten, we'll make a specific list, don't worry..."

"The third category of animals would be classified as property, and harming them would be tantamount to destroying the property of others..."

"Therefore, for the sentencing of the defendant, I suggest that the reference is as follows..."

"Because the defendant did not forcibly occupy the property of others, but only concealed the use of the owner's goods. Irreversible damage to the plaintiff's property, according to northern law, you need to buy the sheep and be fined 10 silver coins, and 100 hours of unpaid community labor, which needs to be completed within three months... Do you have any objection to that, Mr. Judge? ”

"No objection, my lord..."

"Did the jury disagree?"

"Nope..."

"Do you think this decision is reasonable? If anyone here thinks it is reasonable, I will seal this case as a classic case and add the provisions of the law..."

The people who ate melons present also nodded and said that there was nothing wrong with this law, and besides, the laws in the north are generally reinvented, destroying other people's property, the share is small, and they were sentenced to 100 hours of community labor, which is very reasonable!

"Reasonable!"

"Then it's decided! You deal with the rest of the matter, and I take care of the law, how about it? ”

"No problem, my lord, the jury and I are willing to accept the supervision of the people of the North!"

"Tomorrow the newspaper will definitely cause a sensation in the entire north!"

At the same time, the defendant paid the money and took the sheep 'Mu Mu' to wait for the final verdict, and the sheep beside him also began to rub and stick to this infiltrating person...

It's hard not to wonder what really happened between them...

In short, this sheep can live to death... Compared to the other sheep, she was lucky...

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