Chapter 420 You Are My Father, You Are My Mother
"Shhhh Don't make a noise, don't make a fuss, I'll give you one last chance! Praise me for twenty seconds, or I'll chop off your hand and destroy all of you. Shakya blinked, looked at Tang Ming lightly and said.
"Grass! Boss, you praise it! I'm spicy and stupid @, you're talking quickly! You don't want it yourself, but don't frame us! A bearded man yelled at Tang Ming anxiously.
"I'm grass, you come, I can't boast! Whining! Uncle, uncle, you are handsome and chic. Tang Ming finally found an idiom to describe Shakya, and when he saw Shakya's encouraging eyes, he suddenly seemed to be enlightened, and a series of praise words came out of his mouth: "Uncle! You are my father, you are my mother. ”
"I'll go." Shakya's face changed, and he kicked Tang Ming on the ground and flew out, knocking down a table and several chairs.
"Made! Lao Tzu is your father again, and your mother again, you are a shemale! Is there such a boast? It's terrible to have no culture," Shakya looked at Tang Ming and a group of bodyguards on the ground who wanted to laugh with a dark face.
Looking at Shakya's unkind eyes, the bodyguards forced themselves to laugh and made an extremely miserable expression, how ugly it was.
"Grass!" Shakya couldn't help but scold.
But it doesn't mean that everyone in the café doesn't dare to laugh, among them, Ling'er's laughter is the most arrogant, I saw that this little girl completely forgot about her fear at this time, and held her stomach and laughed vigorously, not only her, but even Xiaoli and several other girls giggled and covered their mouths and snickered, which made Shakya very depressed, and looked at Tang Ming's eyes even more unkindly.
Tang Ming also knew that he had just said the wrong thing, so he held back his farts @ @股的疼痛, and said with his teeth bared: "Uncle, you are graceful, Yushu is in the wind, young and golden, brave and mighty, heroic among heroes, dragon and phoenix among people, unparalleled in the world, exemplary people, honest and credible, generous, personable, domineering, uncle, can you see it?" You don't care about the villain, spare me! I don't dare to trouble Xiaoli anymore. Tang Ming said that in the end, it was already a handful of snot and a handful of tears, and the miserable degree was estimated to be more sad than the death of his father.
"Well, yes, it's hard for you, I can think of so much in twenty seconds, uncle, I'm very happy, I've passed this level." Shakya said with a smile.
Seeing that Shakya's face changed from anger to joy, Tang Ming and his subordinates finally breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly exclaimed in their hearts that it was not easy!
"But! I don't know if they say yes or not. Shakya pointed to Xiao Li and the others who were standing on the side and said.
Shakya's meaning, Tang Ming didn't know where he was, he immediately pouted his buttocks, and crawled to Xiaoli's side, and the blood on his body was dragged all over the ground, so that the bodies of several girls couldn't help but shrink back.
"Xiaoli, I'm damned, I shouldn't be a toad who wants to eat swan meat, it's my mistake, just forgive me! Help me intercede! As long as you are willing to intercede for me, I will agree to any conditions, and as long as I am alive, I will repay you well. Although Tang Ming begged for mercy in a low voice, he was thinking of a different scene in his heart, his hatred for Shakya and Xiaoli was quite strong now, and even he hated Xiaoli more than Shakya, if it weren't for Xiaoli's repeated obstructions, he would not have encountered Shakya, a god-killing demon, and would not have suffered such inhuman torture, so he planned that as long as he survived this hurdle, he would definitely take revenge, and he would definitely play Shakya and Xiaoli to death.
For Tang Ming's Yin Fengyang violation, Shakya pretended not to see it, but smiled disdainfully, looked at the time, and estimated that the uncle should also arrive!
"You...... Don't come here, I hate you. Xiaoli's thin body shrank back again, she was really frightened by Tang Ming's miserable appearance.
"Uncle, this ...... What to do? Tang Ming turned his head to look at Shakya a little innocently, looking very aggrieved.
"Forget it, come on! Come here, come to the uncle. Shakya found a chair and sat down, beckoning to Tang Ming with a smile.
For Shakya's performance, several girls couldn't help but giggle, it turned out that he was not terrible at all!
"Big ...... Uncle, what do you command? Tang Ming watched Shakya wave to him malgently, and a little liver was lifted again, and he crawled towards Shakya tremblingly.
"Don't be afraid! I won't hurt you. Manly, big husband, bleeding without tears, what is such a little wound on your body! Come and wipe away your tears, we are a good man again. Shakya said unashamedly.
"Grass! You still don't hurt me, I lost one of my fingers, and both wrists were broken, isn't this called harm? Lao Tzu has shed no pound of blood until now, but eight taels! It's not called harm, what is it? Tang Ming couldn't help but scold in his heart, wiped away his tears very obediently, and consciously pasted a big fat face on the left foot of Shakya's cocked Erlang leg with a flattering face.
If you want to say what a dog is, this is a dog, and he really got on the road, and directly put his face on the instep of Lao Tzu's call, which is really convenient for Lao Tzu to kick! Shakya had to sigh, this dog is doing quite well, it's impossible for him to go crazy!
"Tell me how I can get in through the gate?"
"Smoothly entered the drunken gold fan? It's easy! You only need to pay a primary entrance fee of one million, you give me one million, and I will do it for you immediately. Tang Ming patted his chest and said, completely forgetting the pain in his hand.
"Do you think I'll give you a million?" Shakya looked at Tang Ming strangely, and his tone was obviously a little unkind.
"Oh, sir! This one...... Well, let's do it anyway! I'll pay your entrance fee for you! What do you think? Tang Ming immediately said, a burst of secret joy in his heart, he was worried that he couldn't catch you, but you sent it to the door, as long as you got into a drunken gold fan, then what waves can you turn over? Even if you are a dragon, you have to give Lao Tzu a coil, and if you are a tiger, you have to lie down for Lao Tzu in a proper manner.
"Don't bother so much, give me your membership card!" Shakya said with a smile, he didn't plan to let Tang Ming and the others go back to the drunken gold fan.
"This ...... This, uncle, I don't have a card on me? Tang Ming's eyes rolled a few times, and he glanced very vaguely into his suit pocket, and spoke.
"You've disappointed me so much, come here and pull this skin off for me." Shakya pointed his finger at a man who was still howling in a low voice.
"Yes, uncle." Although the man's ribs hurt badly, he still supported his body to get up from the ground, and walked to Tang Ming's side tremblingly, without saying anything, and regardless of Tang Ming's warning eyes, he directly took off Tang Ming's suit and pants.
"Ma De will pass the current level first, Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are Lao Tzu's boss, Lao Tzu doesn't pick up your clothes and pants now, the unlucky one is Lao Tzu."
The man thought that he had already offended Tang Ming, and he didn't care about offending more, maybe he could behave well, and he could also get the forgiveness of the evil god next to him, so he started to work harder, and he tore Tang Ming's valuable suit by two, and it was estimated that it was completely scrapped.
"Ahh Rogue! Several girls were happily watching the scene directed by Shakya alone, and suddenly they covered their eyes and screamed loudly.
It turned out that the man's strength was too violent, and he tore the inside of Tang Ming's suit, and after hearing the sound of tearing a suit, a fat body was exposed under everyone's noses.
Looking at this fat body full of folds, the handsome guy Shi widened his eyes, how fat can this cause such an effect! Look at how disgusting it is to have a big circle of fat on the waist.
After Shakya glanced at it in disgust, he didn't want to take a second look, and even he felt that the air was filled with the smell of grease on Tang Ming's body, which made him feel very sick.
"Uncle, look, this is the VIP membership card you want, there are five in total, please take it." The man smiled flatteringly, and presented several cards of different colors with both hands.
"Hmm." Shakya let out a muffled snort from his nose, and with two fingers, he picked up the five cards and put them in his pocket, for fear that the grease on the cards would get on his hands.
"Uncle, if you have any other orders to do the small one, the small one will definitely be done properly for you." The man nodded and said.
"Well, what's your name?" Shakya asked lightly.
"Ahh My name is Xiong Hua, uncle, what do you command, the little one must work hard to do it. Xiong Hua patted his chest and said cautiously.
Shakya smiled playfully at him and said, "Really? Seeing that you are so good, I will give you a chance, but I don't know if you can grasp it? ”
Xiong Hua's face was happy, thinking that his spring was coming, and said with some excitement: "Uncle, please say, I will definitely do it for you." ”
"Actually, this matter is very simple for you, you bandage his hand, don't let him bleed to death, and then bring me that baseball bat and pump it vigorously for me, until he honestly confesses all the bad things he has done over the years, and I believe that those things he has done will not be hidden from you! You must know it. If you don't want to do it, I can let one of them replace it, of course, if you refuse, I'll be angry, you know, if I'm angry, you may never be able to stand again, you know what I mean? The handsome man looked at Xiong Hua with interest and said.
Xiong Hua was really shocked when he heard Shakya say this, if he didn't complete Shakya's order, then his legs would be gone, and he secretly glanced at the group of people who were still moaning on the ground at the first moment@@吟的牲口, and at this time he was already looking at Tang Ming and Tang Da Zhu with bright eyes.
What are you waiting for? Picking up the baseball bat on the ground, ignoring Tang Ming's murderous eyes, he gave Tang Da Zhu a stick ruthlessly, anyway, he was already offended, it doesn't matter if he smokes it again, if you want to smoke it, you can draw the key point, Made, just don't smoke it to death anyway.