Chapter 162: The Unlucky Emperor...

Even if this weak chicken emperor is very disgusting, his behavior is also despised by many people!

But right now, everyone can't do anything to him, let alone dare to do anything to him! At most, verbal attacks on him, as well as all sorts of PUA!

Of course, in order to embody the humanitarian spirit of the North, the Medic had to close his arm.

And the military doctors who are playing mahjong have a vivid enemy sick number when they hear it! After all, in the north, injuries are not common, and if there is a disease, you will first go to the pharmacy to ask the pharmacist to prescribe the medicine, if the pharmacist can't handle it... It's their turn!

In this situation, the pharmacist is becoming more and more mature! And this group of people who study medicine are not so lucky! Some people haven't even taken the junior diploma, so what they like to see the most is the sick number!

Because having a sick number represents clinical data, it can be written into a paper, and when evaluating the title, it will have one more capital than others...

There are many people who have enough qualifications, but the experimental data on the paper is not enough to convince the public, so they have been stuck...

Lao Tie, the only one who has obtained a diploma, is named Dawcott, and he is also the only person in the north who has obtained the qualification to practice medicine alone, and can treat anyone, which is considered a treasure in the north!

And he has long been locked up in the city by Ted, and if he is sick, he will be shown first, so that this person can accumulate experience first, so that he can complete his medical teaching books...

It can be seen that they will not miss such a good thing as having a fresh sick number!

So, they carried stretchers and professional surgical equipment and rushed from afar!

The speed of this rush made even special forces Joseph cry when he saw it! And judging from their expressions, it seems that they are going to dissect the emperor in front of them and make a biological specimen!

When they came to the unlucky emperor, they quickly put down their tools, and the head of the medical squad took out the freshly sterilized scalpel and asked, "Sir! Can this enemy still be saved? If you don't save us..."

As soon as he heard that they were going to kill the person in front of him, Greine hurriedly waved his hand: "Eh, eh! This is a bargaining chip, he has to live! ”

"Huh? Gotta live!? Well..."

Such words seem like a bolt from the blue! The war doctor immediately went from his original excitement to wilting in an instant.

However, he still didn't give up, looked at the broken arm, and tried to ask again, "That... See, sir, he's a bargaining chip, and he has to live! But... He's the enemy! Can I use one of his arms for an experiment as if he were paying for his medical bills? ”

Such a bargain almost made Greine think that his ears were wrong: "I said! Can't you give him a good treatment? A small fracture, or a misaligned bone, and you sentence him to death? If you don't die, you have to have an amputation? Is there anyone like you who are doctors? ”

Hearing the reproach from the commander, the field doctors immediately put on a 'we are pitiful' pose, and tearfully recounted the 'not so tragic' experience and the 'somewhat great' ideal: "This... Sir, we students of biomedicine need experiments! In this way, we can benefit our own people..."

In order to stop them from fighting the unlucky man in front of him, Greine shook his head and pulled them to point to the battlefield that was being fought in the distance: "Ouch hey! Are you stunned? There must be living ones on the battlefield, can't you use them for research? Do you have to look at this one!? ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone reacted!

This is the battlefield! Still worried about no corpse? Instead of rotting and mold being decomposed by microorganisms, it is better to test it for the benefit of the north: "Yes! Sir's right! ”

If all these words were said by the people, they would have been seized and imprisoned for several years!

But the brains of this group of medical students are not dry...

It is true that it is part of the law that prisoners cannot be abused, but there is a detailed rule in the content, and that is... Prisoners who can still be rescued or who are alive themselves can not be abused...

And at present, there are less than a hundred people in the north who can heal and beasts.

Whether it's worth rescuing or not, whether it's alive or not, it's up to them to decide...

Adhering to the theme of 'hearing the Tao has a precedence, and the art industry has a specialization', outsiders are definitely not qualified to point fingers at professional doctors!

It also allows them to do something 'slightly' excessive! For the enemy, it is possible that the bruises will be judged as helpless and waiting for death...

Fortunately, this group of people still has a conscience and will not attack their own people, which is also an unwritten rule!

When Ted found out about this, he turned a blind eye and pretended not to know! And tell them in private that as long as they don't attack their own people, they should not see it.

After all, they are enemies, and it would be good if they didn't pull them to the bottom of the snowy mountains to plant potatoes, and for them, living a little longer is their ancestors burning high incense.

...

At this time, just as everyone was discussing, the unlucky emperor fainted for a while and began to make a pig-killing cry again, which once again overshadowed everyone's noise!

"Looks like I'm getting too small! You have to be ruthless! ”

As soon as the old iron was about to make a move, Grayn beside him stopped him: "Eh, eh! If you hit it again, he's really gone! ”

"That's... His cry is too high-pitched, and it doesn't lead to a flock of birds pooping on our heads..."

"Uh..."

In order to prevent the unlucky emperor from continuing to scream, Greine turned to look at the military doctor helplessly: "Or... You can cure him..."

"Well... For the sake of what he is valuable to us, let him go for the time being..."

The chief medic sighed, shook his head slowly, and picked up the unlucky emperor, and then, he stretched out his right hand and touched his right shoulder...

"Hey..."

The Emperor, who was picked up, looked at this 'man dressed like a doctor', listened to his helpless sigh, thought that he was hopeless, and frightened himself unconscious...

"Hey... The bones are not broken! It's simply misaligned! Ay! There's no way to do the surgery! My dissertation has to be postponed again... Ay!!! ”

Gray's eyes widened on the side, thinking he had misheard!

According to the information in the book, they are doctors! The Doctor is Benevolent!

But he couldn't see the word at all from the actions of these medics...

In order to answer the doubts in his mind, Greine was going to ask what this man had done before: "That, man, what did you say you did before?" ”

Asked like this, the military doctor did not hide anything, but responded generously: "Oh! This one! Rest assured, I was one of the first to be selected to study medicine, and I have a bit of a foundation! ”

"Oh!? That... You used to be a doctor? ”

"No... I do postpartum care for sows and deliver animals... I delivered my cows! ”

After listening to this explanation, Greine touched his chin and couldn't help but sweat for those patients...

He has read books on modern medicine, and it is very difficult! And it stands to reason that none of these people are qualified to be doctors.

But someone has to be a doctor! They have a bit of a foundation, and they are willing to learn, at least one dimension stronger than other ordinary people, so only these people in the north can be doctors.

After all, it's better than bleeding at every turn in other places, or soaking in a bucket of cold water!

In the North, a hospital is a hospital, not a hair salon, and you don't need a hairdresser to bleed your blood! In the rest of the empire, there is a possibility that they will heal themselves, and in the end, there will be a scene of a return to the light, and the terrible medical treatment will allow them to see God directly...

Seeing that his paper might have flown away like this, he was not discouraged, but looked at the unlucky emperor in his hand and comforted himself: "Whew... Forget it, orthopedics is also a technical job, and now it's time to practice! ”

As he spoke, the ruthless military doctor in front of him put on a posture, as graceful as Teacher Ma's possession, and 'take it!' Change! Hair! And with a rattle!

The bones took advantage of the fact that the second emperor didn't react and returned to his original position!

It's just that the emperor didn't feel it, because of the fatigue of these days, plus the fatigue brought by running...

I guess he won't wake up for at least a day...

But before transporting him to the rear, someone has to take care of his hygiene! And the clothes he was wearing were also pasted with more than a dozen layers of thick plasma, which had been air-dried, and so was the feces and urine in the crotch of his pants...

"So stinky? Who's going to deal with it? ”

Due to the completion of the health reform in the north, everyone now loves to be clean, and if they want to find someone to be responsible for an adult's feces and urine, they have to take a bath for this person who has not taken a bath for more than ten years...

It's not an easy task! Especially since everyone is still macho, and no one wants to do these jobs...

"Hey..."

Greine let out a long sigh, and as they scanned their surroundings, they stumbled upon a group of troops that would be almost useless for 30 years - nuclear, biological and chemical troops! ’

At this moment, they are sitting together to maintain the equipment...

"That's it!" Grein made a mental decision, and walked towards them...

"That's... Comrades, I have a mission here, and I need you to come here with equipment..."

These nuclear, biological and chemical soldiers are smart people, and they also know that the equipment they bring is relatively sophisticated! Not only does it prevent nuclear radiation, but it also blocks harmful gases!

When they were in the barracks, they were responsible for dealing with the problem of feces and urine, and sometimes they had to carry high-pressure water guns to do dirty work...

Fortunately, their salaries are also higher than those of ordinary people, and their benefits are also better! So there are not so many complaints, and in the end I am even happy!

Hearing that the chief had a task, the nuclear, biological and chemical squad leader in front raised his head and quipped, "Sir? Did the toilet blow up? Is it full of? ”

"Uh... It's not that serious, but you still need to take action, we have to use the 'low-pressure water gun' to help clean the body of the enemy emperor, and we can't let him catch a cold, we keep him as a bargaining chip..."

"Oh!! I see, it's to wash the hostages, because it's too dirty? ”

"Right!"

These people are also used to this, and it seems to be an easy job to bathe people compared to dealing with an open toilet! You don't have to deal with mountains of and pee!

They picked up the guy in their hands, put on chemical protective clothing, came to the designated place, set up a waterproof tent, took out the morgue for the dead, and then cut the clothes of the unlucky emperor with scissors, took out the warm water pipe, and twisted the switch at him...

Mission begins! Greine left here with a sense of humor...

At this time, an old iron saw the cut royal clothes on the side, and said casually: "Huh... I just remembered that the clothes we cut were broken... It looks like it's sewn with gold wire! ”

Hearing this, the squad leader shook his head: "What? Do you want to melt it for money? ”

"Uh... Indeed there is this idea! ”

"Forget it, how much is that little bit of gold worth? That's enough for me to have a meal at 'Makarov'! ”

"It's better than nothing..."

"The lord told us not to be greedy, we will suffer a big loss! And there's no shortage of gold in our north... New coins are already being issued! It is said that you will get a new currency if you start your salary next month! ”

When something new is born, there will always be people who stand up against it, but this time there is not much opposition to the news of the new currency!

But in front of him, there is a person who is skeptical of new things: "Is this new currency reliable?" ”

"Of course it's reliable! Could it be that you didn't read the newspaper? ”

"Oh! Do you mean Mayor Chris's 'Economic Theory'? ”

"That's it! Because the reserves of gold are very large, but due to the mining method, it can only be used improvised! If the amount of mining comes up later, it won't be enough to use it as currency, and besides, it's quite heavy..."

Hearing this, the people around him also explained: "Yes! The new version of the money is a high-tech product! The whole world can do it alone! Also waterproof! It's not the same as the Empire's Silver Coin Ticket! ”

The skeptical man seemed to think of some scene he had seen: "I remember! I remember that the registry at the entrance of the barracks had these coins on display, and I had seen them! ”

"That's right! That's it! ”

...

A few people chatted and chatted, and by the way, they cleaned up this unlucky emperor!

But after doing this work, everyone found a new problem: "Eh, what clothes do you want to wear for them?" ”

"Dress him in ours?"

"Phew! Just him? Not worthy of our military uniform at all! ”

"But... You can't let him be naked, can you? ”

"This..."

Even if this unlucky emperor doesn't have any dignity, he has to let him live a decent life! As the saying goes, a soldier can be killed, but not humiliated!

There is a high probability that this emperor will give up his dignity and make a living, but that can't be a reason for everyone to deliberately humiliate him, he is not a person, but everyone here is a person in the new era.

"Or... How about we take a tarp and make one for him? ”

"You're a big man, and you can do needlework?"

"Of course not! But I'll wrap him in a tarp and wrap him with a rope! It looks a little strange though! It's clean and hygienic! Brothers! ”

"Then do it!"

"Eh, eh! Until then, rinse us away! ”

"Makes sense!"

...

There was peace within the northern ranks, and the southern troops that had planned to attack were divided into two parts due to internal strife, and these two parts were still fighting fiercely when there were pursuers in the rear!

As the commander of the northern border, Mueller certainly hopes that the strength of the enemy army is as weak as possible! Because when the time comes to manage prisoners of war, it will be easy~

It's just that... There is no way to fight like this, and their emperor has been captured alive, and in the hands of a third party, it is really unnecessary for everyone to continue fighting like this.

So, Mueller let the artillery behind him blow up in front of this group of people!

"Shelling map coordinates No. 9 (163,7)! Hit five shots! ”

"Yes!"

The military order is like a mountain, and the speed of your mission is not slow!

In just half a minute, the cannon in the rear went off!

After the shell hit the ground and made a loud noise, Mueller picked up the microphone, turned on the loudspeaker, and shouted to the crowd in front of him: "Stop fighting!" Drop your weapon! Take off your armor! Walk out of the battlefield with your head in your hands! You only have ten seconds! ”

The soldiers who were fighting knew the strength of the army in the north just now...

Compared to continuing the infighting, there will be casualties! It's better to lay down your arms and surrender, and you can still live, even if it's miserable...

After the first soldier laid down his weapon, the second soldier followed suit.

And then there's the third, the fourth...

Within two minutes, all the remaining soldiers of less than 10,000 dismounted, laid down their weapons and took off their armor, and spontaneously formed a team to surrender in front of the battle.

In addition to this, their special war horses are also very obedient and honestly surrender with their masters.

Because these horses are deaf, no matter how loud the cannon sounds, they won't run away! Instead, he obediently followed the knight and waited patiently.

"That's it! The infighting has finally stopped! Muller put down his notes and turned his attention to the goblin team further ahead...