Chapter 164: Eat! Rice!

"Yo, Count Ryz, I've been waiting a long time..."

In front of him, Greine was learning and selling, and it only took a few minutes to learn some useless aristocratic etiquette.

The seemingly cumbersome way of speaking of the aristocracy is actually very simple, as long as you master the trick, it is not as nerve-wracking as you imagined.

The trick is: if you can finish three sentences, you will definitely not say them in one sentence, you have to break them up and add a lot of completely unnecessary modal words and particles! Or use an out-of-tune metaphor to say, 'Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sure of it! Pattern phrases like that, and you're almost done!

Seeing the man in front of him, Ruiz didn't know who he was, so he could only straighten his clothes, raise his head, pretend to be chivalrous, and humbly asked, "Oh...!" My dear...? ”

"I'm Major Grayne..."

"My dear Major Greine! I didn't expect you to be so generous and full of glory that you didn't lock me up with ordinary soldiers, what a knight should be..."

Although what he said didn't match the preface and didn't have any connection at all, Greine still had to follow!

Because of this one, he can make this group of captives under his command obedient.

"You have won a prize, Count Ryz, and your mercy must have spread among the army! If it weren't for your adherence to the glory of nobility and your compassion for your subordinates, I'm sure we wouldn't be sitting here talking..."

Immediately afterward, Count Reze pretended to be a hero and responded with a smile: "Yes, Major Greine!" ”

...

Since the reform of the North, coupled with Steve's seal, Ted and Chris have been discussing for a long time, in order to smooth out the law and thoughts, and to motivate these officers, before finalizing the method of awarding 'knights'.

Officers above the colonel level automatically get ~

Chris hasn't been a jazz since New Year's... Promoted to the rank of Earl of Highlington's subordinate baron...

But people rarely call him 'Baron', but 'Mayor'!

Because the staff at the town hall have long been in the habit of getting used to it, and Chris has adapted to the new environment, so he doesn't care...

He prefers the title of 'mayor' to 'Lord Baron'~

After all, things that are related to aristocracy will always carry some labels of 'relying on blood, no ability', and Chris, as a full-score human being, must highlight his ability and the beginning of his difference!

The word 'mayor' is like that~

An earl can have multiple knights under him, and at the moment, there are only five of them, all of whom are ruthless people with the rank of major and above, and Grace has just been awarded the title of knight, and he has not had time to understand...

Fortunately, he is very smart and has seen pigs run...

He stood up with a smile, spread out his right hand, and said with a smile: "Then, Count Ryz, please take a seat!" We are in the barracks here, and there is no way to prepare a banquet of the same specification, so we can only prepare a little wine and a few dishes, I hope you don't see outside..."

Listening to the tone, Ruiz knew that the other party was also a nobleman! So my expression and nervous heart have eased a lot.

"Oh! My on... Ahem... Oh my! ”

As an earl, it is indispensable to be able to mix to this day! Someone just shouted 'Wolf Criticism God', which means that this group of people has no feeling for God, and even has a little hatred for him!

So! Even if you are God's people, you should be convinced at such times! After all, staying alive is the main thing!

If he offends God, his old man... Then go to church and buy indulgences! If one can't solve the problem, buy two! Until his old man can forgive him!

"Mr. Grayne, to be able to eat such exquisite food in the battlefield, in our country, even the emperor can't do it..."

When he said this, Ruiz didn't mean any compliment, because even when the emperor led the nobles to conquer the city, they really didn't eat so richly, only simple barbecue and bread, at most with some jam, or local ingredients, mixed with salad...

And in front of him, in addition to the regular bread, salad and roast, there are these dozen plates of things that he has never seen before!

In particular, the strangely shaped fruits with their tantalizing aromas seem to dispel the heat outside with a single bite.

"Please...~"

An orderly took out a bottle of freshly frozen supercooled Coke, and after opening it, poured it directly into a special large smoothie cup...

"I wonder what Count Reze likes to drink?"

"Anything, wine and beer are fine!"

Both of these things are common all over the world, but these GIs don't like it very much, and they can't handle the bumps...

So the quartermaster simply canceled these two and replaced them with whiskey and brandy.

"I'm sorry, but because these two are not easy to preserve, they are not in the accompanying barracks... We only had whiskey and brandy..."

"I didn't expect the northern region to be so rich! I've never heard of these two wines..."

"It's over! Half a year ago, I hadn't heard of it, but it was our lord, the Earl of Highington! I found the traditional brewing method from the history books of the northern border, and only then did I recreate these two kinds of wine to the world..."

As he spoke, Greine pretended to say, "Well, then we'll drink the more popular whiskey!" Come~ chisel a puck for Mr. Count Reze! ”

As soon as you hear 'ice hockey'... Count Ruiz was instantly interested!

Because 'ice' is not a common thing, especially on a hot summer day!

Right now, not only are there smoothies to eat, but there are also drinks that can only be drunk with ice hockey...

An ordinary battlefield table instantly turned into a high-end banquet, even surpassing the royal banquet!

But the earl is an earl after all, although he has never seen this kind of thing, but he is still literate, unlike Grandma Liu's entry into the Grand View Garden, he always maintains useless elegance.

...

In just a few minutes, a round puck is chiseled, and when it is placed in a specific cup, it is poured with wine...

"Please..."

Count Ruiz is not afraid of being poisoned, after all, this group of graceful and god-like troops in front of him have ten thousand ways to kill themselves, there is no need to choose the dirtiest one!

So!!!

Enjoying the wine in front of him is what he should think about.

After taking a sip, the chilled wine crossed the throat, like a girl's fragrant kiss, kissing every inch of the cells in the body, and like a spring breeze, welcoming the coolness of summer...

This wine! Absolutely!

"I didn't expect this wine to be really good, but I don't know where to buy it..."

This thing is very popular in the North, and has only recently been sold into the domain of the Tomato Baron, and if you want to buy it in large quantities, you can only go to Valentine...

"There is only one in the world, if you want to buy it, you have to talk to our lord, although you are the earl of the enemy country, but you do not belong to the kind of torn skin, I personally think we still have room for cooperation..."

"Very good, I am looking forward to working with Mr. Earl Highington..."

"I'll make a note of it, and then you and the Emperor of the Locke Empire will be together..."

Hearing that the emperor he wanted to protect was still alive, his mood was much better: "Oh? Our emperor is still alive? ”

"Yes! Rescued by our commandos, because we don't want to go to war with the Locke Empire now, especially after learning that you have been invaded by a bunch of green dwarfs..."

There was something in Grein's words, and Count Ruiz heard it at once: "This... What do you mean..."

"Seeing that you are a cheerful person, I will tell you our intentions..."Greine is not a fool, he wants to tell the enemy earl in front of him about his intentions, just to test the enemy's specific reaction, if the reaction is not fierce, he can move on to the next step...

"We are more inclined to deal with foreign enemies than to use force against people, and besides, we are people in one country thousands of years ago, and we have been fighting endlessly for so many years..."

"It's time to integrate..."

There are many ways to restore friendship between the two countries, but none of them tie their interests together and transfer the conflict to the goblin as quickly as possible!

The death of the two nations will enable the people of the two countries to unite against the enemy, and through close cooperation, re-establish friendship...

"What do you mean..."

"That's right! The Xueman Empire intends to take this opportunity to take back the Locke Empire by the way! ”

"It's... How do I get it back? "That being said, the Klok Empire is so big! Recycling is not an easy task.

"In the name of sending troops to fight against foreign enemies, we went to fight in the territory of the Locke Empire, and when we helped you drive out foreign enemies... We're not leaving..."

"This..."It's a good method, but it's a little dirty...

"I know there are a lot of difficulties, and it's not easy to implement the plan directly, so we need to respond..."

"You mean you want me to be a traitor?" Count Ruiz is a confidant of the Imperial Party, and it is not easy to poach him as a traitor, but the solution given by the think tank is not a plan researched by a bunch of cerebral palsy...

In doing so, it was just planting a seed in his heart, and in the subsequent labor, he slowly changed their minds through certain things.

You must know that Zhou Yu's fight against Huang Gai is not a day's work! If you want to change his mind, you have to use interests and 'technology' to subtly change his mind.

"Hahaha!!"

Greine laughed, raised his glass and explained, "It's not that you want to be a traitor, our lord just wants to invite you to join a great plan!" When the time comes, the human empire will be reunited, and you will definitely have a share of the credit in the merit book! The Hereafter will look up to you! ”

"It's... We'll talk about that later..."

As soon as these words came out, the earl's brain capacity was a little insufficient, and he planned to think about it slowly in the future...

"It's good... We'll talk another day! ”

A seed is planted like this, no matter whether it germinates in the future or not, there must be nothing wrong with occupying a pit first!

...

Two glasses of wine, and when Count Ryz was about to eat, he discovered something...

That's the cutlery in front of him, he hasn't seen anything but a steak knife!

In this dark period, even the nobles used the civilian version of the 'two-toothed blade', plus a table knife.

But in front of you... There is a whole set of Western food tools... In addition to this, there are eight pieces of chopsticks and crabs...

Not to mention Count Reze, even Ted, who made these fames, sometimes has to react according to the instructions.

The only thing he could eat was the amazing Chris, who accepted new things faster than anyone else, and he found the trick with these tools after using them once.

And he has a hobby, that is, eating crabs and lobsters, since he has 'crab eight pieces', he can stay in the corner alone and eat slowly...

The people in the city hall can often see Chris eating crabs in the cafeteria, and when he is not busy at work, he will even put the finished crabs back together and pile them together for a group photo~

Now... Count Reze could only watch at this mess and be overwhelmed.

"I counted, there are thirty-two pieces of cutlery, you northerners have a meal... Is it so troublesome? ”

It seems to be very luxurious and etiquette, but so many tableware...

It's a bit overdone! Thus contrary to 'etiquette', it is humiliating and finding fault, so that the stranger thinks that he is a turtle.

Seeing this, Greine forcibly explained with an embarrassed but not rude smile: "Oh? Hahaha! This is just for us to entertain outsiders to experience the local customs, we don't eat by ourselves, want to quickly remember the purpose of each piece of tableware, it is not realistic, if you really don't know which one to use, I suggest you use chopsticks..."

"I see..."

...

In the rear, Greine invited the count to dinner as planned, and at the front, MΓΌller took a telescope and looked into the distance ...

Joseph, flying above the position with a bombing squad, again took the radio: "I see the enemy!" The green smoke is well marked, we're going to drop the bomb in 15 seconds, you'd better cover your ears... It's a lot more powerful than a cannon..."

"What is the equivalent of what you bring?" Mueller asked casually.

"Hmm... It's all 200 kg or 300 kg, and there is a strap of 100 kg... I only brought a 'little ant' with a 1.2t equivalent... In order to kill and injure the enemy as much as possible, we brought steel balls with high explosives, and as long as they rubbed against the edge, they would be beaten into holes..."

Shockwaves and sounds, everyone must pay attention to them! For the sake of the soldiers, Mueller must have issued a warning: "Then I do have to tell the troops to pay attention..."

"That's it! That's it for the small talk, and the countdown to the bombing begins..."

β€œ15...14...”

Below, a group of goblin cavalry, who don't know whether they are alive or dead, form a dense formation, like locusts crossing the border, vowing to devour everything that stands in their way!

It's a pity that society is developing, the times are progressing, and science and technology are changing with each passing day!

Hand-to-hand combat... It's a bit hard to see.

β€œ3...2...1! Bombing! ”

Inside the bomber, the co-pilot used the optical sight in his hand to lock on to the green smoke grenade below ...

"Lock on to the target! Launch the bombs! Wash the ground! We will grow watermelons here next year! ”

"Huh! I prefer to eat pineapple, my family consumes 18 kilograms a day! ”

"Isn't it fragrant to raise pigs? How good is the tonkatsu..."

Listening to the pilots chattering, Joseph quickly interrupted their conversation, because today's mission had just begun, and they had to bomb until the second half of the night before they could rest!

Now you have to save your stamina: "Okay, okay, I have to go back to replenish after throwing bombs!" We still have a lot of work to do! Save a little energy, don't use it on! ”

"Yes, sir!"

Below, the captain of the Goblin Cavalry, who was charging ahead, seemed to see the phantom of the position in front of him, and just when he thought he was going to chase the enemy and give them a fatal blow, there seemed to be a voice from the sky...

It was a voice he had never heard before, but it was like divine punishment to purify everything on the land!

"Soldiers, I advise you to cover your ears, the nearest 300-kilogram bomb will explode 500 meters in front of you, hide in the fortifications, don't be washed by the shock wave!"

...

β€˜BOOM!!! ’

After the first one hit the ground, the second and the third ...

Whether it was a soldier or a prisoner, even Count Reiz, who was studying how to eat with utensils, was fascinated by the earth-shattering explosion...

"Ground artillery units, according to the rehearsal, pour fire on the coordinates! Open boom! We need to pull prisoners with ammunition carts! So don't keep it, it's all for me! ”

"Yes!"

"Shoot all the shells and blast them all!"

Next, the position in the rear began to be lively, hundreds of cannons bombarded together, like war drums from the divine realm, this outrageous sound alone would make most creatures lose their will to fight.

And such a cannon sound, there is no intention to stop in the slightest!

The range of the artillery fire covered all the enemies, and even their rear roads were cut off!

"Oh my Godβ€”" Count Reze saw such a weapon, and secretly rejoiced in his wise decision to surrender.

If you resist, your fate will be as miserable as these green-skinned dwarfs.

Suddenly, Joseph's voice came over the radio: "The little ant courier has arrived!" ”

β€˜... Boom...'

A trumpet mushroom cloud exploded from the enemy ranks, and the smoke and dust were blown across the battlefield by the shock wave...

"Damn..."

At this moment, everyone touched their chins blankly and pretended to think...

There are many people who have been scared out of their chopsticks! The captives were even more chilled in their backs, and by the way, they lamented the general's decision to surrender quickly.

They are sure that if they are blown up by this thing, they can find all their arms and legs, and then put them together, it will be a fairy manifestation...

"When a captive... It seems to be pretty good, not only to eat, but also to drink..."

"I think so too..."

"It's good to be alive..."

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