Chapter 59 Little Crab Roe Trick

Since the crab roe was killed, after the accident of the small scorpion, the carp pioneer is very depressed, the mood is very low, and the temper is also very irritable, he is a martial artist, there is not much ink in the stomach, nor there is any fancy intestines, and he is very righteous, I heard that his iron buddy, the brother of the friend of Jinlan, the crab roe died, and he was so angry that he couldn't sleep for three days, the food smelled, and he was listless all day long, and he was also very haggard.

A subordinate general asked with concern: "Lord Marshal, are you sick? Do you want to ask a doctor to take a look?"

The carp pioneer waved his hand, he knew very well that he had a heart disease, which was incurable, and the heart disease was only a heart medicine. If you don't take revenge, you will become a hot-blooded man and a big husband, otherwise you will not die a good death! If you want to take revenge on this princess, it means that you will rebel and suffer the crime of extermination, who dares to conspire to participate? If you do not avenge Brother Xie, how can you be worthy of Brother Xiehuang, who is willing to die? This kind of anxiety and the entanglement and torment of this contradiction hurt the mind and body the most. Who can tell you? Who can share it? There is absolutely no one to tell and share your worries. This invisible mental pressure increased his mental burden and mental anxiety, and this mental pressure could not be released or discharged, so that Marshal Carp reached the limit and edge of being unable to bear this pressure, and could no longer find a place to excrete this invisible mental pressure, and Marshal Carp was about to have a mental breakdown, to go crazy, to be completely bent, crushed, and overwhelmed. This heart disease has not been cured, and there is another bad news, and his beloved dream lover Xiaoli was murdered again, which is really worse, and soy sauce is put on the wound. Can he not be anxious and emaciated? Anyone who is in this kind of encounter and predicament alone will not be able to withstand this double blow and double torture. It was at this critical moment that no one could tell and no one could help in a stuffy jar that suffered self-burning and self-burning, and someone knocked on the door.

At first glance, the carp pioneer was none other than the invisible Taoist of the Long Ting National Teacher. The carp pioneer hurriedly dusted his sleeves and saluted, and he was almost on the instep of his feet: "Ah, respected national teacher, respected Taoist elder, what kind of fairy wind swept you to our place?"

The Taoist joked: "Marshal Carp said too much, and he tortured the poor road, so that the poor road waist pole couldn't stand up." "The Taoist makes it ridiculous that he can't straighten up his waist.

The carp pioneer hurriedly supported the Taoist and said with a hundred sincerity: "The national teacher and the Taoist chief are too humble, too humble. The Taoist continued to flatter. He knew that people especially loved the cup of wine of vanity, and everyone loved to drink it, and no one was spared, not to mention that the carp pioneer in front of him was not a saint like Yao Shun, would he not make this cup? ”

When people are depressed and anxious, it is better to have a personal conversation and put a few words in the dragon gate array, even if it is a trivial matter of chicken feathers and garlic seedlings on the table, than a lonely person waiting for the explosion of the jar! Not to mention that the National Teacher has always touted the carp pioneer. Touted as poisonous wine, I don't feel it when I drink it. The carp pioneer was really praised by the Taoist and poured too much wine, and he was a little fluttering, forgetting that he was still full of new hatred and old hatred just now, and said: "It's not contemptible to boast about Haikou, the Long Court has no pillar of mine, and the building will collapse." ”

The Taoist said repeatedly: "That's, that's." ”

The joy of the carp pioneer is as comfortable as a child eating ice cream.

The Taoist asked with great concern: "Marshal Li, Poor Dao passed by the mansion just now, and saw that above the mansion, there was a cloud of depressed qi, which was a sign that someone in the mansion was stuffy, so Poor Dao specially turned into the mansion to find out if he could relieve the marshal from depression." ”

When the carp pioneer heard the Taoist say this, he even admired the boundless magic of the Taoist: "The national teacher, Mr. Daoist, is also a true immortal." Sure enough, I saw the sky above the contemptible house, and there was a gloomy cloud. "Marshal Carp is a little incoherent.

"Ten miles away, Poor Dao saw this black qi suspended in the sky, and it became thicker and thicker, and if it was allowed to gather, it would hurt the life of the master of the house. The Taoist pinched his fingers and counted silently as he spoke, and there were words in his mouth. But what kind of mantra is being recited, only the Taoist himself can hear clearly. What he muttered, apart from himself, I am afraid that only the gods and the heavenly lord know. Ordinary people who don't have a considerable foundation in Taoism can't understand it at all, and if anyone can understand it, it's human words, and it's not called a spell, and they don't care about money.

Marshal Li anxiously asked, "National Teacher, Dao Chief, how can you drive away the dark aura that has stagnated in the sky above the place that you unfortunately said?" ”

The Taoist had a look of embarrassment on his face: "It's difficult, this dark atmosphere has been stagnant for a long time, and it takes some effort to drive it away." ”

Marshal Li, frightened, asked, "Dao Chief, what should I do then?"

The Taoist said very solemnly: "You must bathe, fast, and burn incense for three days, and pray for the enlightened Taishang Laojun, how can the sullenness in your heart be relieved? ”

Marshal Li, confused, wept and said: "The contemptible people are very grateful to the national teacher, and they must strictly follow the instructions of the national teacher." ”

The Taoist chief was a little uneasy, and told again: "When you give Li Laojun a clear message, you must tell the truth, and you can't fake it, otherwise your previous efforts will be wasted and it won't work." ”

Marshal Li said with sincere fear: "The contemptible people must follow the strict teachings of the national teacher, do not dare to mix water, and dare not slack off to complete all the established procedures, so as to ensure that Li Laojun and his old man smile and smile at my pious heart." "Good. I'll come back in three days. Then he walked away.

From the next day, Marshal Koi began to fast, eating vegetarian and vegetables every day. All the oil beads in the stomach were entangled in the green leaves, and the stomach was so hungry that I wanted to swallow a big fat pig. Later, he said to his colleagues, which made everyone laugh, "Can you swallow a big fat pig?" We have only heard that the human heart is not enough for a snake to swallow an elephant, and we have never heard of a carp swallowing a big fat pig. He reacted very sensitively, and immediately retorted, don't you just swallow the big fat pig, haven't you heard of the 'fish that swallows the boat', the fish that swallows the boat is my carp marshal carp pioneer is also. finally stopped everyone's laughter. I eat grass-like green leafy vegetables every day, and I almost turn into grass carp when I eat them, he thought to himself. He has been eating vegetables for the past three days, and his mouth is full of saliva, he can't do it, he still has to eat. He also bathed every day, and his skin was almost dark. Burning sandalwood every day, the sandalwood made him dizzy, but at the same time, he had to make it clear to Li Laojun: My carp marshal can only eliminate the depression in my heart by avenging the killing of the Jinlan brothers who I have been friends with for eight years, and the revenge of the killing of my dream lover Xiaoli. When Marshal Liyu confessed his thoughts to Li Laojun, the invisible Taoist who was actually hiding on the side could hear it clearly.

The Taoist smiled smugly. I thought to myself, you guy, and the lover of your dreams.

Speaking of this dream lover, it is actually his wishful unrequited love. That year, he was preparing to practice martial arts by the river, and saw a few children collecting shells and playing on the beach. There was a girl who picked a very beautiful conch shell, and a brutal boy tried to snatch her shell, but she didn't give it, and the boy wanted to beat her, and she ran away. When the boy catches up with her, he is about to rob violently, and when he meets the carp pioneer, she panics and hides behind the carp pioneer. When the rough boy saw a tall and stout military general protecting the girl, he was frightened and did not dare to make a mistake. The little girl was spared a rough encounter. Little Girl was very grateful to the general for his righteous deeds.

General Carp asked her why she was running away, so afraid of the savage boy. She said that the boy was a gentleman, with great strength, unruly, and often bullied girls, and the carp pioneer asked her if she wanted to learn martial arts out of heroic feelings of heroes to save little beauties, and if she practiced good kung fu, no one would dare to bully her in the future. The little girl blinked her big beautiful eyes and said, Of course she would like to, but unfortunately there is no master. Li Xianfeng naturally recommended himself as a teacher, this big and small, hit it off, and the little girl worshipped him as a teacher. The carp pioneer has high skills, infinite strength, that year the dragon court hall tried the carp to jump over the dragon gate, several zhang high dragon gate weir gate, the last hundred heroes and heroes competed to jump the dragon gate, only he won the championship with a fish, the dragon king Ao Shun immediately appointed him as the pioneer, very convincing to the public, very prestigious. The strange thing is that many good young people, good future generations want to worship him as a teacher, he doesn't accept any of them, celebrities have strange problems, this is one example. Today he made an exception and took the initiative to accept the only apprentice, and it was a little girl, everyone praised them for having a master-apprentice fate, and he also swore that he would never accept a second apprentice in this life, which was his out-of-print work. Since worshipping him as a teacher, the little girl has studied and practiced hard, eighteen kinds of weapons, everything is very good, very proficient, the students are willing to learn, the teacher is dedicated, a few spring and autumn cold and summer down, the little girl has fallen a flower, martial arts are superb, as a man every day so close contact with such a young blooming woman, can you be indifferent? Even if there is no strange obscenity, it is not strange, this man is probably wrong. The key is whether you can lock up this monster and keep your bottom line. He basically suppressed the demon in his heart, at most he only imagined it in a dream, so Xiao Li, at best, is his dream lover, although Xiao Li's girl also trusts him and is very close to him, because he is her teacher, there is no teacher-student love between them, at best, it is just an unrequited love between teachers and students. She has something else in love, that is Young Master Squid, the prince charming of her dreams. Her master also knows this very well, as soon as Young Master Squid appears, Xiao Li's will be excited, excited, and her eyes will fall on Young Master Squid, following him east and west, following him up and down. As a master, he saw it very clearly and understood very well, he was unwilling, unbearable, and did not dare to alarm her unrequited love. For the misfortune of his beloved apprentice and his dream lover, he is heartbroken and vows to wash away his hatred with blood, otherwise he will be a teacher in vain and proud of his life. He's always been like this, enough for guys.

Three days later, the national teacher came to the marshal's palace again. Marshal Carp hurriedly saluted and received: "There is a master of the country, coming to our office." "You and I are brothers, so these clichés will be avoided. "My brother followed the instructions of the national teacher, bathed and burned incense for three days, and explained my prayer to Li Laojun, asking the gods to bless him, and his wish came true. What do we do next?" Marshal Lifu looked impatient.

"Lord Marshal, this is in a hurry, this is a big work of the system, and it will only be achieved step by step. ”

"Yes, the contemptible listen to the national teacher. "Marshal Carp behaved quite well.

So the two began to plot the details of the revenge plan. The Taoist proposed that first of all, he should make a new travel route map for Ao Yue, and it would be safe to start. Because there are so many things going on in the Imperial Garden, Princess Ao Yue regards the Imperial Garden as a troubled place, a troubled place, that place is very unpleasant and unsafe for her, and she is bound to change the road map for leisure travel, which is very important, lest we blindly look for goals all over the world. "Does the marshal have any very reliable subordinates who can provide such accurate information?" The national teacher asked.

Marshal Carp increased the amount with his hand, searched for dry intestines for a long time, and finally found a satisfactory candidate.

The national teacher observed Marshal Carp for a long time and asked, "Do you have eyebrows?" "Who?" "Little crab roe." "Why did the marshal choose him?" asked the national teacher, a little worried. "Little Crab Roe is the nephew of Crab Roe, his father was mourned in the early years, and it was Crab Roe who pulled him up, and he was as big as his biological father, and now he is a member of my command to patrol the river, and there are favorable conditions to provide Ao Yue's travel map. The carp pioneer told this story. "Are people reliable?" The Taoist chief asked. "This, Dao Chief, do you think, Xi Huang Da was killed, he wanted to take revenge, he never had a chance, and now that the golden opportunity has come, will he let it go rashly? "Marshal Carp is confident.

The Taoist chief is very careful and suspicious, and he doesn't easily trust a person: "You Ming'er called him to your tent, test his tone, and then make a decision, what does the marshal think?" “

The next day, the general of the patrol river was ordered to come to the marshal's mansion to wait for the order: "The last general will see the marshal." "Virtuous nephews are exempt. Then Marshal Carp retreated left and right, and said: "Today, I will patrol the river with my virtuous nephew and general Xiao Xie, not to talk about things in the army, but to talk about family life, you can retire for the time being." In less than 30 seconds, all the generals in the tent retreated. "Marshal Father, what are the teachings for summoning the little nephew?" Xiao Xie Huang has also entered the marshal's military tent many times to report the intelligence of patrolling the river, and the marshal has never retreated. Of course, as the middle father said just now, this time the account is a narrative of family life, although it is the only time, it is not unreasonable. Besides, my uncle raised me as an adult, and my uncle and the marshal are friends of Jinlan, so it is natural for the marshal to be called the middle father today. Usually, the marshal is not treated with the courtesy of the middle father, but from the perspective of public courtesy, for fear of being suspected of selfishness.

Marshal Liyu was already a veteran of the battlefield, and he was afraid that such a solemn atmosphere today would scare this young man, so he secretly decided not to go straight to the topic, but to make a detour in the way of turning mountains and rivers. Isn't there a saying that says it very well? All roads lead to Rome, and this Rome is the theme, so why go straight to it? Isn't the detour more relaxed and casual: "The virtuous nephew and mother are good, and they still like to chew dried beans?" "Thanks to the marshal's blessing, my mother is in good health, very tough, and her teeth are very good, and she chews dried beans very well." "Speaking of mother, Xiao Crab Roe is not restrained at all.

"Your mother can still chew dried beans, it's a blessing, it's good to eat more dried beans, and supplement calcium. "Marshal Carp looked very happy. Xiao Xiehuang was a little puzzled, Marshal Zhong's father summoned me to the military tent from afar, and mysteriously withdrew all his cronies and generals, is it really just to talk about family life, set up a dragon gate array, just to care about his mother's health, and appreciate his mother's ability to chew dried beans? "The little crab roe is eaten in the aquarium army, and it is by no means a white flint" "What does it mean?" The marshal asked, puffing out his shiny carp eyes.

Xiao Crab Roe turned a pair of flexible eyes, and said with a smile: "Marshal Zhongfu, this 'one wash' obviously means that the marshal has revenge to be avenged, and he wants to wash the hatred in blood!"

"You kid is so funny, you can't see that there are ghosts and elves. Marshal Carp acquiesced in the little yellow crab's statement.

Xiao Crab Huang smiled stupidly and said, "Marshal Father, such a simple truth, even if you have cerebral palsy, you can still think of it." ”

Marshal Li's eyes on the little crab roe were immediately impressed, and he said: "It's really terrifying! The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and each wave is higher than the other. “

"Marshal Father, if there is anything in danger, don't have too many scruples, just give orders. ”

"Actually, it's not a big deal, that is, when you patrol the river, if you find anything special, unusual, or fresh information, report it to the Shuai Mansion in time. Marshal Li, tentatively said from far and wide.

Xiao Xie Huang thinks that what the marshal Zhongfu said is equivalent to not saying it, and talking in generalities, too general, too abstract, makes people scratch the edges: "It seems that the middle father and marshal don't trust the little nephew and didn't say anything substantial." Where the general is handsome, the suspicious person is not used, the employment is not suspicious, and the two ends of the head and mouse are not used. ”

After listening to Xiao Xie's words, the carp pioneer was not only not angry, but more relieved, this kid has grown up: "The virtuous nephew is not what it used to be, and he is much more mature." "It's just not the right thing.

The little yellow crab has a temper: "Since the middle father marshal doesn't trust the foolish nephew so much, the foolish nephew has no choice but to leave." Before he finished speaking, he pulled his legs and wanted to leave. ””

"Nephew, please calm your anger, because the matter is too important and too confidential, and the old man has to be cautious. As he spoke, he looked around with his eyes to see if there were any suspicious people or eavesdroppers. "The little nephew can fully understand the carefulness and prudence of the marshal and his father, but if he is too careful, it is easy to poison his determination, and I am afraid that he will miss the opportunity for a long time. Xiao Xi Huang said such a deep truth. "The little nephew said it very well. Marshal Li, then, carefully explained the task to Xiao Xi Huang, and the words could only be heard clearly by Xiao Xi Huang listening attentively. In the end, Marshal Carp did not forget to admonish: "Don't attract anyone's attention, it's just a daily job." "The virtuous nephew received the order, went to the soup and went to the fire, and did not hesitate. "It's the first time that Xiao Xiehuang has been so trusted, and he has accepted such a confidential mission, and he has the courage to die for his confidant. Full of ambition and ambition, he said goodbye to the Shuai Mansion and went to do his business.