The night is dustless, and the moonlight is like silver.

The doctor went and returned, and treated Jiao for Fu Jianjiao, there was nothing wrong with it, although he did not have Hua Tuo's ability, nor Sun Simiao's talent, but the simplest thing to look at and ask was still to admit that he was not inferior to others, and wondered: "Shouldn't it?" It's a normal person, why is his brain broken? ”

To be careful, after all, it was a matter explained by the official, and he couldn't be sloppy, so he asked, "What's your name?" ”

The man replied, "The surname is Fu, the name is Jiao, and there is no word." ”

"Where did it come from?"

The man replied again: "From Tongyuan Prefecture in the southeast." ”

"Is there anyone else in the house?"

The man replied, "Alone, homeless." ”

"How many legs does a chicken have?"

"Two."

"Can old decay fly?"

The man sneered, "I am still a god and a bodhisattva is reincarnated!" ”

The doctor reconfirmed, "What is one plus one?" ”

The man wanted to die, but he still replied, "Two." ”

"What did the old man do?"

"Cure the sick and save people, hang the pot to help the world."

The doctor decided to make it a little more difficult.

"The blind man saw the mute teaching the deaf to read the Analects?"

The man replied: "Lumen is mine, and the emperor is my father!" ”

"One heart and two uses, three meals, four seasons, colorful, seven up and eight down..."

"Nine times out of ten, doctor, are you sick?"

The doctor rubbed his chin, not because there was a problem with his brain, "After the old man left, who came?" ”

Fu Jian Jiao sighed and said: "Yes, a black-faced man, if he depicts a golden body, he is exactly the same as the Arhat enshrined in the temple." ”

The doctor was stunned, a black-faced man? It is truly fearless for the ignorant, and you are probably the first of all but one who dares to call that general, and you are proud enough," he asked, and what did he say? ”

Fu Jian Jiao 1510 said.

In the end, the doctor had nothing to say, and praised from the bottom of his heart: "Fu Daxia, this is the most commendable thing for you to walk the rivers and lakes, there is no one, you can take it out and brag about it in the future." ”

Fu Jianjiao was pleasantly surprised: "I really met the immortals?" ”

The doctor looked at him with the eyes of an idiot, well, there is a problem with his brain, but there is no rule of law, there is a lack of roots, and he can't make up for it, adhering to the original intention of hanging the pot to help the world, the doctor still chooses to tell him the truth, lest one day he be slapped into mud, "Do you know who the black-faced man in your mouth is?" ”

Fu Jianjiao was puzzled, "Isn't it an immortal?" ”

The doctor really wanted to burst into a foul language, it was your father, after a long exhalation, he endured it, he valued harmony, and made money with harmony, "That's the fire general of one of the eight wonder generals, Wei Chongshan!" He has no official position and only listens to one person's orders. ”

Wei Chongshan?

The shadow of the name tree of man.

Fu saw Jiao as if he was struck by lightning.

But he didn't say who I was, he asked as soon as he came in, and kept poking and poking my heart...

What do you call me...

I'm going to take the blame now, if I don't have time, will I be sentenced to behead and show the public, and use the three police forces?

Wei Chongshan returned to the study, summoned three people, and sent someone to inform Pingyang County Ling Gu Yunzhang, Du Lieutenant Li Houzhong, Captain Zhang Dai and Ma Xiaokuai, who were currently sitting on both sides, waiting quietly...

Wei Chongshan's mansion was in Chaisang, and the Governor's Mansion set up in Pingyang was within his jurisdiction, and he would inspect various places from time to time every once in a while, and he happened to be in Pingyang today.

The three of them didn't dare to breathe at this time, not because the enemy army was about to overwhelm the border, but because of the person on the main throne, and even more because the three of them had neglected their duties.

"Let's talk about it."

"Although it is only a matter of time before the army is overwhelmed, I don't think you and the other three can use this as an excuse to escape the fact that they have neglected their duties, who gave you the guts! It's me Wei Chongshan! It's the Great General! Or which amazing Huang Zi Gong in the court! Or the one sitting on the dragon chair? It's because the black gauze hat on the head is too heavy! Or is it made of steel, gold, and iron on your neck, indestructible..."

"When such a thing happens under my jurisdiction, how do you let the rest of the Seven Mansions look at me Wei Chongshan! How do you let the general look at me Wei Chongshan! ”

"General, this is indeed our fault, and the last general is willing to accept the punishment." The first to speak out was Captain Li Houzhong.

"Not afraid of death?"

Wei Chongshan said in a deep voice.

"Of course, the last general is afraid of death, but he is afraid that death is useless, and death is worthless." Captain Li said solemnly.

Wei Chongshan said coldly: "Captain Ma, Captain Zhang, do you two have something to say?" ”

"The last general is willing to accept the responsibility of the crime and will not defend himself!"

Ma Xiaokuai, Zhang Dai got up and bowed together.

"That's good, Captain Zhang Dai and Ma Xiaokuai each receive 50 military staffs, and Lieutenant Li Hou will be added one level for serious crimes and 100 military staffs, can you have any objections?"

"The last general has no objection, General Xie."

"Don't be in a hurry to thank me, you have just passed my level, there is still a level, at that time, whether you are dead or alive is all up to the will of heaven, if it is not for the general's explicit order first: I only have the convenience of punishment, and have no right to live and kill, today I will let you wait for the head to fall to the ground, in order to set an example, otherwise everyone is like you, Zhengxuan Longwei will become a joke, so do it yourself!"

The three of them suddenly came from the sadness, the year is difficult to pass every year, one pass after another, is the Xuanlong Guard, there is an intelligence agency, called Jing Xin Zhai, it sounds harmless to people and animals, it is quite elegant, but those who know know that this is the Hades Palace, the beheading platform, the right to supervise the meditation fasting, the power of life and death, the person in charge of the Zhai Lord, homophonic picking, picking the head, so it is also known as the Lord, not breaking the law and discipline, and keeping oneself is also safe, everything is fine, if you know the law and break the law, do misconduct, violate military discipline, that is the king of Hades wants you to die three watches, Never let you go to the fifth watch, so every time people smell the color change, what is this meditation fasting, it is clearly the heart of the fast, and privately gave it a sour nickname - the king of the deadly Hades, the owner of the fast has become a creditor, a creditor, a deadly creditor, Jingxin Zhai has two rooms, one is a thin eagle, the other is a corpse dog, the eagle owner intelligence infiltration, the dog owner assassination lurking, and the execution of beheading, the two rooms are used by the rivers and lakes capable people for their use, and all the places under the jurisdiction of Lumen are people in the two rooms, Maybe the old man who sells vegetables on the street corner today is the person who will take your head in the future, and maybe the gentle lady who shares the bed with you and accompanies you day and night is your killer, and I am very afraid to think about it. As for who is the master of this matter, some people say that it is the ghost general Chao Ying, and some people speculate that it is the poisonous general Yang Zhen, and even more said that the two are in charge together, anyway, no matter who it is, there is only one master - Shentu Xinfang.

The three of them looked at each other and couldn't help but shiver.

Death is not terrible, the process of waiting for death is the most uncomfortable...

Gu Yunzhang was suspended from the beginning of the dream by the thunderbolt like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and this evening he and his wife drank a little wine slowly, complaining to each other, until the middle of the night slightly drunk, only by the wine gall to share the bed together, just want to make up for the flower candles in the cave room of his day, when he crossed the gentleman's gift, the door knocked on the earth:

"Wei... General Wei, please go to the Governor's Mansion to discuss matters! ”

The porter urged anxiously.

"Who!"

"The fire general, one of the eight wonder generals of Lumen, Wei Chongshan! Please go to the Governor's Mansion to discuss matters! The herald is waiting outside the yamen! Master, are you going? ”

Gu Yunzhang suddenly got up from the hotbed like lightning, do you want to go? I don't want to go, but sir, do I dare, I'm afraid that if I delay for a moment longer, the autumn fat on my body will lose a pound tomorrow, "Madam, you go and rest first, I'll go back, go back..."

Carrying clothes and shoes, wearing them while walking, the voice fell, and the person was dozens of steps away, and the fat on that body was as if it was inflated, floating and flexible...

Even want to be a beast can not be as desired by the county commander rushed to the governor's mansion, all the way can be described as a dusty servant, the armor took him to the study, when he saw the rumored black King Kong, oh, no, the fire general, or a little surprised inexplicable, murderous, can be painted in the door of the door as a door god, will be able to a hundred ghosts are not close, all evils do not invade, in the past only seen from afar, after all, such a big man, a fart can collapse himself to death, can only be seen from a distance, not short-sighted, he immediately threw up an official robe and flew up, saluted and said: " Xiaguan Pingyang County ordered Gu Yunzhang to meet General Wei, Xiaguan was late, and he looked forward to General Haihan! ”

Wei Chongshan waved his hand and said with a smile: "Lord Gu, don't be polite, send someone to disturb your dreams late at night, don't mind, I have no official or position, thanks to the general's love, I can only listen to it under my command, I don't deserve such a big gift from you!" ”

Gu Yunzhang smiled and said, "The general is arrogant. ”

Wei Chongshan walked to the study to hang a topographic map, Lumen is like a dragon lying on the Zhengwu territory, the dragon head is in the west, overlooking the western departments, the dragon's tail is in the east, connecting the southeast states, he pointed to the position of the dragon's hind paws, that is, where Pingyang is located, "Today, two Jianghu people fled into my Lumen territory, and the chasing soldiers followed, the specific number is unknown, about 3,000 people, according to the patrol scout report, these more than 3,000 people are only Chen Bing's border, and have not entered, they are the Wuding Army, led by the Zhendong General Russell, what do you think, What is the purpose of this? ”

Gu Yunzhang's face changed greatly, "This... This is to raise the sword again, the heart of the wolf, it is obvious! ”

Captain Li Hou said in a deep voice: "The Wuding Army, stationed in the Tongyuan area, and Tongyuan Prefecture is nearly a thousand miles away from Lumen, more than 3,000 people chased and killed two Jianghu people all the way, and let them successfully escape into the territory of my Lumen, when was the Wuding Army so unhelpful, or did the command of King Wuping raise a group of wine bags and rice bags..."

Ma Xiaokuai added: "Therefore, this is selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, and in the name of chasing and killing, Chen Bing is at the border. ”

The intention is so obvious, a discerning person can see it, so blatantly tell the court that your King Wuping wants to rebel? Zhang Dai felt that it would not be so simple, "General, the last general thinks that the suppression of bandits is real, and the border of Chen Bing is also true, so as to see the reactions of all parties, after all, there are rumors that our general is seriously injured and difficult to treat...... If the rumors are true, you can take advantage of the situation to press the border, attack Lumen in the west, if it is false, just find a reason, and make the two people who fled into Lumen innocent and guilty, and then ask me Lumen to hand over the prisoners, they can also borrow the slope to get off the donkey, and then cry to the court, after all, the surname of King Wuping is Xiao, your majesty today..."

Also surnamed Xiao.

Zhang Dai didn't continue.

Wei Chongshan paced back and forth in front of the map, nodding slightly, it was a plan to kill two birds with one stone, and there were all conspiracies, "What you say, it is possible." ”

"Fast Horse sent the news back to the Assassin's Mansion and reported it to the general, and everything was decided by the general! Ma Xiaokuai, you will do this matter personally! ”

"Send scouts, keep abreast of the enemy's movements, if there is any abnormal movement, report to me, dare to cross the border, do not need to ask for instructions, kill on the spot, I will bear all the consequences!" This matter is handled by Zhang! ”

"As for appeasing the people, it is naturally the duty of the county commander, and it is enough to call it military training, so as not to cause unnecessary panic, so as not to cause chaos among the people, which I believe Lord Gu can do."

Ma Xiaokuai and Zhang Dai stepped forward at the same time, bowed down and said, "The last general will take the order." ”

Gu Yunzhang said in a deep voice: "The lower official obeys the order. ”

Li Houzhong waited for a long time, but he didn't get his own order, and asked, "General, where is the last general?" ”

Wei Chongshan smiled: "You go to be beaten, and then accompany me to drink tea?" Wait for the yellow finch. ”