Wu Chang, who was suddenly attacked again, lay on the ground this time and did not move, directly pretending to be dead, only dared to keep shouting in his heart, silently protesting, what's wrong, my flowing water swordsmanship and gale knife technique, how to say that it is also one of the best housekeepers in the rivers and lakes, slaughtering chickens and killing dogs and geese should be first-class, playing that is called a flowing water, splitting the wind and waves, just ask, who is my opponent in the first army, how many recruits cry and beg me to teach, I think their qualifications are too poor, there is no chance to pass on the true transmission and sternly refused, Besides, I am also half an anonymous disciple of General Huo, his specialty stunt is to pick out his ears, gouge out his eyes, and hammer his chest has been turned into a sword knife for his own use, and he has created his own tricks to cut his ears, poke his eyes, and crush his chest, how to say that it is useless, this is clearly Captain Ma, you are taking revenge privately, nakedly and casually looking for a person to kill me, too bullying an honest person! I can't live this day!

Ma Xiaokuai couldn't know that this Wu Chang Xiao Jiujiu had turned around thousands of times, but he just watched him lie in the school yard like a dead dog without moving, and Wei Chongshan and Huo Tongfang were still fighting fiercely, and kindly reminded: "If you pretend to be dead again, you will be accidentally trampled into a puddle of mud by one of the two generals, and you will be sent to soar in the daytime, and there will be no one to collect your body for you." ”

When the captain heard this, he immediately turned over and got up, and the eldest husband was able to bend and stretch, and trotted back to Ma Xiaokuai's side, but intentionally or unintentionally maintained a safe distance of two or three steps, so as not to be poisoned again, he smiled and said: "The lesson of the captain is that I will study diligently and practice more in the future, and strive to kill more enemies on the battlefield in the future, and I will definitely not disappoint your high expectations, and I will fall into the name of our Xuanlongwei Iron Cavalry!" ”

Ma Xiaokuai rolled his eyes and said: "The sycophants are louder than anyone else, but they can't do some practical results." ”

He suddenly changed his words, "Why don't you move under your ass?" Replace the capable with it? ”

Wu Chang was instantly mournful, and hurriedly ran over and dragged Ma Xiaokuai's arm and begged: "Don't, Lord Captain, I'm not wrong, I haven't been, you can't treat your subordinates like this, my loyalty to the general is proven, the sun and the moon can be seen, Ding Sanshi climbed to today's position of Wu Chang is all dependent on your promotion, your great kindness and virtue subordinates are unforgettable, you can't beat me back to my original form because of my subordinates' inappropriate words, wouldn't that chill the hearts of all the soldiers..."

In the end, he was full of tears, touching and heartfelt, and he searched the ink he had drunk for half his life and vomited it cleanly, but he didn't have five bodies to the ground.

Ma Xiaokuai was trembling when he heard it, he was really numb, and scolded: "Look at your Ding Sanshi's appearance, how do you feel like you want to kill your whole family, as for it?!" ”

Wu Chang Ding Sanshi said with a handful of snot and tears: "The subordinates are not very promising, being a little Wu Chang will glorify the ancestors, and he doesn't dare to ask for more, he can serve the border army, protect his family and defend the country, Ding Sanshi is very content!" ”

Indeed, no matter how young Wu Chang is, he is also an official, from the ninth grade.

How difficult it is to be promoted in the Xuanlong Guard, the three heads on the battlefield are recorded as a merit, and the ten merits are promoted to one level, the current Taiping World, where to cut the enemy's head to add another stroke of credit, like Ding Sanshi is the early expedition to the northwest by a few hands in his hand to carry his head to charge into the battle in exchange for the credit, it is considered the "old man" in the army, and now the competition in the army is extremely fierce, new stars abound, new people replace the old people every year, survival of the fittest, Ding Sanshi is limited by his own qualifications, can not go further in martial arts, As long as you retreat, it means that it is difficult to climb up again with ten times the effort, and there is a very important reason: the discipline of the Zhengxuanlong Guard is strict and almost harsh, but it is relatively preferential treatment for those who serve in the army and their families, such as there are several clear laws in the army: those who enter the Zhengxuanlong Guardian are exempt from taxes, and their families can not kneel when they meet civil and military attachés below the fourth grade, and their children can choose any one of them to study in the official school.

It can be said that he joined the army alone, and the whole family celebrated together, with both face and lining.

Ding Sanshi is old and young, as long as he is no longer in his position, he will lose all "grace" in an instant, so it is no wonder that he will behave like this.

Ma Xiaokuai knew that this was not easy and sad, and said with a smile: "I'm kidding you, you don't have the ability and can't do this position." ”

Wu Chang immediately smiled happily and asked very sincerely: "Captain, you can't joke with Ding Sanshi's net worth, otherwise when the old man of my family hears that I have lost this job, he will have to chop me with a knife to comfort the ancestors' spirits in the sky?" ”

Ma Xiaokuai glanced at Ding Sanshi, and said angrily: "If you don't let go, you will commit the following crimes, and if I regret it, I will go to the lieutenant to give you a small report?" ”

Captain Wu hurriedly let go of the dog's paws, and dusted off the dust as if there was something to do, "Oh, Lord Lieutenant, I haven't seen you for the past two days, you must have gone to do something big, it's very hard to be dusty all the way, do you want your subordinates to pick up the wind and wash the dust for you?" I heard that there are more good scenery in the building recently, which is very eye-catching, do you want to go and watch one or two? ”

Ma Xiaokuai didn't take this stubble for the time being, and suddenly asked, "What about Captain Zhang?" ”

As soon as Zhang Dai was mentioned, Ding Sanshi sighed softly and said: "I don't know what happened, Captain Zhang received fifty military rods and is now recuperating from his injuries, and he has not been spared along with the captain, it is General Wei who personally supervises the execution!" ”

Ma Xiaokuai once again cast his eyes on the school martial arts field, his face was sad, it turned out to be General Wei personally supervised, that is, even the luck of resisting the two boards has become a fantasy, and he can't hide it, it is better to take advantage of the gap when General Wei can't get out of his body for a while, go to eat and drink enough and come back to receive the punishment honestly, the next month and a half will not be so good, make up his mind, he suddenly turned around and left in a hurry.

"Captain, where are you going?" Ding Sanshi suddenly had a bad premonition and asked knowingly.

The man didn't look back, raised a hand high and waved it forward, "Since Ding Wuchang is warmly invited, then I am disrespectful, today I will be completely corrupted, see that Lao Tzu does not eat you!" ”

There was a crunch sound.

Wu Chang immediately gave himself a big mouth, let you talk more, let you pick up the wind and wash the dust, and let you have more money and nowhere to spend.

Lord Captain, I, Ding Sanshi, am just polite, but you can't be so polite.

In the end, he was very painful and stubborn with a helpless expression that was about to be bloodletted, and pretended to be calm and clear, and quickly followed! Secretly praying:

Lord Captain, please be merciful, your subordinates are afraid that you will not be able to stop it.

The soldiers who witnessed the ins and outs of this battle all looked sideways, and they couldn't come back to their senses for a long time, this Wu Elder was evil today or what, it was not enough to be abused back and forth a few times when he flew around, and he slapped himself before leaving.

This world is becoming more and more understood, and I only listen to a cup of self-punishment, but I have never heard of a palm of self-punishment.

In fact, if someone knows Ma Xiaokuai's life history, they should know his personality and preferences:

Ma Xiaokuai is about seven feet tall, lean, and has little appetite, but there is a stinky problem - picking.

Love luxury, love horses, love food, love wine.

In the past, dignitaries, wealthy businessmen and wealthy people feasted guests, and he almost never showed up, unless he really shirked it, he would symbolically go through the motions, because he was really tasteless about the so-called delicacies of the mountains and seas, and the taste was like chewing wax.

He was born as a scout, and once climbed ice and snow for three days and three nights without eating or drinking in order to spy on the military, and once ate human flesh and drank human blood to quench his thirst and fill his stomach, and once slept with decomposing corpses to avoid pursuit.

If you can endure hardship, of course, you must also enjoy happiness.

Perhaps this is the truest portrayal of Ma Xiaokuai.

Wei Chongshan and Huo Tongfang fought inextricably in the school martial arts field, so that it was difficult to distinguish between the two hours of stalemate, Wei Chongshan looked up at the sky, it was already the westward of the sun, so he took the lead in stopping the trend of attacking, and after opening up a distance, he said loudly: "Huo Tongfang, today is the end, if you and I continue to fight, we will not waste time and physical strength, it is difficult to win, Wei is still entangled in military affairs, you can't lose a big because of a small loss, if you enter the four realms in the future, then come back to a showdown, what do you think?" ”

Two hours.

In fact, it's just a snap of a finger.

For the small group of opponents who stand at the top, it is not worth mentioning at all, especially the two of them at the moment, there have been masters of the rivers and lakes who have fought for thousands of miles in order to compete with each other, and the sun and moon have changed color, the mountains and rivers have turned upside down, and there has been no result in the last seven days and seven nights, but after all, it is the rivers and lakes, not the army.

Huo Tongfang left the jurisdiction and came to Pingyang, the first thing was naturally to test the results of his three years of precipitation, and the second thing was naturally to come with a task, otherwise he would leave the territory he was guarding without authorization, and he should be dealt with by military law, even if he was one of the eight wonder generals, he didn't dare to abolish the public because of his personal interests, and he didn't dare to ignore military discipline as nothing, so he stopped the momentum of rushing forward, and said very depressedly: "It's okay, fight again in the coming day, originally I thought that three years of penance could also press you down, divided into left and right, I didn't think you were idle, not inferior at all, Let's stop for the time being, and when we enter the four realms, it will be the day when you and I will compete again. ”

Wei Chongshan moved his steps, and as he walked, he said with a smile: "With you Huo Tongfang on the side, I want to cultivate my self-cultivation and be quiet and quiet, but do you agree?!" ”

Huo Tongfang made a move, and the mountain axe and Lei Gong hammer flew back at the same time, and then carried them on the left and right shoulders respectively, and said with a smile: "Or Lao Wei, you understand me, without you, who will be the whetstone and arrow target of my martial arts, there is a good saying, call women to please themselves, and soldiers to die for confidants, although I am thinking about how to defeat you all the time, and even kill you, but it does not prevent you from being my confidant, you and I advance and retreat together." ”

Wei Chongshan couldn't cry or laugh a little, how did he feel that the words changed when they came out of the mouth of a rough man like Huo Tongfang, the two walked side by side, and he finally asked, "What are you doing in Pingyang?" ”