Li Beixuan told seven or eight jokes in a row.

The empress laughed until she fainted.

He also earned a full 40 charisma points.

But the charm value will no longer rise in the future.

The empress waved her hand and said, "I can't laugh anymore." ”

Li Beixuan said: "Then I will come here first today, and the ministers will often tell jokes to the emperor in the future." ”

"Yes, yes." The empress was very happy, "Thank you, little Lizi, except for my mother and master, no one has been so good to me." ”

"The duty of the minister is to be good to the emperor, and the minister will always do his duty." Li Beixuan said.

Little Lori squinted and smiled: "When there is no one in the future, don't call me the emperor, my name is Youling." ”

"Then why don't you call you Ling'er in the future?" Li Beixuan said tentatively.

Little Lori didn't refuse: "Okay, that's what my mother and master call me." ”

"Ling'er, don't call me Xiao Lizi, call me Brother Xuan." Li Beixuan has to inch in.

"Who wants to call you brother? I'm the emperor. Little Lori didn't agree.

"Didn't you just say that we are called friends in private, and the emperor has no jokes." Li Beixuan pinched the little Lori.

"How embarrassing." Little Lori showed the shyness of a girl, "Anyway, I can't call you brother." ”

Li Beixuan smiled: "Alas. ”

"Huh, what?" The empress thought for several breaths, only to realize that she had been taken advantage of again, "Don't let this happen, I'll still call you Xiao Lizi." ”

Probably because after taking off the mask, the whole person was relaxed, and little Lori couldn't help but yawn and stretched.

The tall Jade Girl Peak is even more towering.

Li Beixuan, who is a mountaineering hobby, is itching.

Xiao Lori noticed Li Beixuan's gaze, and quickly made a defensive move, and reprimanded gently: "Don't look around." ”

Li Beixuan changed the subject: "Are you sleepy, Ling'er?" Why don't you sleep here for a while? The bed in my house is big and comfortable. ”

"Okay." Xiao Lori didn't think much about it, and followed Li Beixuan to the bedroom.

I took off my shoes, got into bed, covered myself with a quilt and went to sleep.

Before he could say a few words, he fell asleep.

Li Beixuan raised his hand and shook it in front of Xiao Lori's eyes:

"Are you really asleep? You're too fast, aren't you? ”

He also stretched his waist unconsciously, looking at the delicate little mouth of the little Lori:

"I'm a little tired too, Ling'er, why don't you move inside?"

Kunrong Palace.

Cao Jin came to the queen mother and complained angrily:

"Queen Mother, haven't you seen how arrogant the little eunuch is? In front of so many people, humiliate the old slave. There is also the little emperor, arrogant, arrogant, and domineering, uniting everyone on the scene to embarrass the old slave and rob the old slave's things. You have to be the master of the old slave. ”

The Queen Mother squinted her eyes with a fierce expression:

"Does this little thing feel that his wings are stiff and he can fight against the mourning family?"

Cao Jin proposed a ruthless plan:

"The Queen Mother, the old slave heard that the emperor did not return to the palace, but went to Xiao Lizi's house. Do you want to take this opportunity to find someone to give him ......?"

The Queen Mother was silent.

Killing a monarch is a big deal.

The slightest mistake will have to pay a terrible price.

Cao Jin continued to slander: "In the past year, the emperor has been recuperating on the surface, but in fact, he is secretly mobilizing people. If we don't do it, sooner or later we will be beaten passively. The old slave suspected that he had reached a cooperation with the Shen family. It's better to get rid of it as soon as possible, let Prince Wu inherit the throne, and you can't raise tigers for trouble. ”

Prince Wu is the biological son of the Empress Dowager, and now he has been leading troops to fight.

Before his death, the first emperor ordered that unless there was an edict from Emperor Jialing, Prince Wu should always guard the border pass outside, and he would never return to Beijing without authorization.

The Queen Mother misses her son, and has always felt that only her precious son is worthy of the throne.

In the past year, he has been secretly plotting to find the double full method, which not only gets rid of Emperor Jialing, but also allows Prince Wu to ascend to the throne justifiably.

The Queen Mother thought about it again and again, but chose to give up: "Don't do it for the time being." ”

Cao Jin was unwilling: "The Queen Mother ......"

The Queen Mother has made up her mind: "If you talk to the mourning family about Prince Zhong, you can't miss any details." ”

Cao Jin told the ins and outs of the matter as it was.

The Queen Mother was puzzled: "Then do you think the murderer is just a little maid?" ”

"It's certainly not that simple." Cao Jin gritted his back molars, "That's why the old slave hates it!" They hastily closed the case just because they wanted the life of the old slave. On the surface, it's aimed at me, but it's actually aimed at you, the Queen Mother? ”

The Empress Dowager did not answer Cao Jin's words, but asked, "Then who do you think the murderer may be?" ”

"The old slave is not sure, but eighty percent is the master of the cheap maid." Cao Jin said, "This princess is not simple, Dongchang didn't find out anything about her." I only know that she is from a foreign country, and I don't know where she is or who her family is. ”

The Empress Dowager put forward a bold idea: "According to the mourning family, the real murderer is the princess." But she killed Prince Zhong, why didn't she go away and fly high, but stay in the palace. ”

"Could it be that he is greedy for the prince's property?"

"The prince is not dead, and no one fights with her, so why bother?"

"Could it be a love killing? She had a lover and was discovered by the prince, so she started first. ”

"Prince Zhong is a playboy who can't tolerate betrayal by others. If she found that the princess Hongxing was out of the wall, she would have done it on the spot, how could she leave a chance? ”

"That'...... What does the Queen Mother mean? ”

A smile appeared on the corner of the Queen Mother's mouth: "The mourning family thinks that this woman is extremely ambitious and may want something else. ”

Cao Jin followed her words and said: "What does the Queen Mother mean that this woman is aiming for the emperor?" ”

"Yes, killing Prince Zhong is equivalent to breaking the little emperor's leg." The queen mother's eyes flashed with confidence, "The mourning family understands that there is a lover behind the princess, and this lover also wants to be the emperor." Therefore, they are laying out to cut off the emperor's power. ”

The more I thought about it, the more it made sense, and I made up a big drama in my brain: "It must be so, they must have follow-up actions." ”

Cao Jin followed this line of thought and said: "Queen Mother, do you want to make a move to catch the cicada and the yellow finch behind?" ”

The queen mother's expression became more and more proud: "If you can let them fight each other, then my son will not be able to ascend the throne openly." ”

"Wonderful, Queen Mother, your strategy is not inferior to the first emperor." Cao Jin trumpeted.

The corners of the Queen Mother's mouth rose, and she thought to herself: "That is, women can't govern, otherwise the mourning family would have come by themselves." ”

On the surface, he remained calm: "The mourning family has seen through everything, we don't need to do it ourselves for the time being, but don't be idle." When you find an opportunity, you will fan the flames and set up more enemies for the little emperor. Borrow a knife to kill, you know what I mean. ”

"Wonderful, Queen Mother, that is, you can't lead troops to fight, otherwise, those things at the border would have been solved long ago." Cao Jin had a rainbow fart and made the Queen Mother very comfortable.

"Alright, go down, mourn the family."

"The old slave retired."