Chapter Thirty-Three: Master Picker

Li Bing chased Ao Guang and chased him out of the fantasy cave. Suddenly, there was a new world here. But I saw an arched cave door made of seven-colored flowers, and the lintel had the words "Yue Yao Cave Sky" on it.

Li Bing was so unhappy when he saw the four big characters "Yue Yao Dongtian", and said to himself: "Master said to wait for me here." ”

The scenery of Yue Yao Cave is also good: green mountains and clouds are steaming, green water is blue; green mountains, beautiful peaks are inserted into the clouds, the clouds are uncertain, floating like a fairy; the green water is murmuring, the sound is like playing the piano, flowing around the mountain, green and blue, blue and deep; there are also lakes like clear mirrors, the lake water is clear, the stone eggs are like pearls and jade, the sand and gravel are like gold and silver, the fish are flying in the meantime, the brocade scales are shining, the turtle chases the shrimp play, you swim leisurely, and the joy is harmonious; the breeze comes slowly, such as the lady shaking the fan, soft and lovely, the waves are not frightened; the mountains are all over the wilderness, the strange flowers and different grasses: the fragrance of flowers is intoxicating, the blades of grass are pointed at the sword, the heroes of protecting the flowers are handsome and dazzling; the clumps of fruit trees, the fruits fall from the branches, the red and yellow are green, the water is bright and shiny, and the bending branches are bright; the birds of the high branches are singingThe sun sifts through the gold, and the clouds cover the sky. The Yaochi where the queen mother lives is not easy to talk to.

Li Bing walked while enjoying the beautiful scenery along the way, which was very comfortable. Accidentally, he suddenly found that the master was not far away, beckoning to him.

Li Bing rushed towards the master.

A corner of the sky in Yueyao Cave.

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren held the dust in his right hand, held a bunch of sugar and oil fruits in his left hand, stood under a ginkgo tree, and beckoned to Li Bing with a smile.

Li Bing hurriedly ran over and knelt down: "Master Lao is coming from afar, thank you in vain." ”

Xiyuan childlike real person laughed and said: "No thanks, no thanks, Qingxian disciples have learned the wisdom of the cross." Great heroism, benevolence, wisdom and courage, and victory. The teacher specially rewards you with a bunch of sugar and oil fruits, and the teacher knows that this is your favorite. Take it, it's a reward. ”

Li Bing took a string of six sugar and oil fruits like rock sugar gourds with both hands, took down three and offered them: "The apprentice borrows flowers to offer immortals, and respects the master." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren took the sugar and oil fruit and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing and chewing. The two sugar and oil fruits went down, and they said again and again: "It's crisp and delicious, you can eat it." ”

Li Bing looked at the master's struggle. I couldn't help but laugh a little: "Master's teeth are really good." ”

Receiving the praise, Xiyuan was really happy: "That's it." Do you want to know the secret of protecting your teeth for your teacher?"

Li Bing hurriedly responded: "Of course I want to know." ”

Xiyuan is innocent: "You eat quickly, I'll tell you if you eat it." ”

Li Bing said, "Okay." So he bit down on a sugar fruit and pulled it horizontally to the right. The sugar and oil fruit are in the mouth. A few chews and a few chews are gone. Then bite horizontally, as concocted, three times five divided by two, and the two sugar and oil fruits are gone.

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren looked at Li Bing's eating and wanted to laugh: "The apprentice's strength is not bad." ”

Li Bing knows that there are two kinds of images of a person who are very ugly and ugly, one is ugly in a sleepy state, and the other is ugly in eating things. Thinking that his appearance must be ugly, he smiled embarrassedly. And immediately led to the topic: "Famous teachers make high apprentices." Master, the apprentice has already eaten all the sugar and oil fruits. It's time to tell your apprentice about your teeth-building secrets. ”

Xiyuan is innocent: "Don't you say that I almost forgot, my old problem is forgetfulness, my words are still in my ears, but I forgot what I said." What was I going to say?"

Li Bing couldn't help but laugh, and it was very funny whether he wanted to laugh or not. Because, at this moment, he was not sure whether the master was really forgetful or naughty, amused, so he said, "Master said that he should tell the apprentice how to protect his teeth." ”

Xiyuan said mysteriously: "Oh, remember, it's true." This clear zirconium tooth method is actually very simple and easy to operate. Every time you urinate, you don't think about anything, just close your eyes, grit your teeth, and pee. Over time, you can receive the effect of bright eyes and strong teeth, which is important to persevere. ”

Li Bing was a little suspicious: "Master, it's as simple as that, there is always some kind of elegant name or name, right?"

Xiyuan Zhenren smiled: "Of course, this has a very loud name, this trick is called the Bright Eyes and Bright Teeth Method, perseverance, will see miraculous results." ”

Li Bing smiled and said, "I remember." ”

Xiyuan is innocent: "Very good. In vain, during this time, you turned to the dangerous mountains and rivers, bravely fought the group of murderers, and it was very hard, and now we go around the Yue Song Cave Heaven, scatter our hearts, relax and relax, rest and recuperate, so as to fight again. ”

Li Bing seemed a little embarrassed and said, "Thank you Master for your care, but ......."

Xiyuan Zhenren felt a little strange: "But what?"

Li Bing was a little indebted and said, "Master, how do you say it? What do you mean?" It's rare for a real person to understand it.

Li Bing explained honestly: "To tell the truth, you can say what you want in your heart, and the second way of saying is to follow the master's words, without your own true thoughts. ”

Xiyuan childlike real person laughed: "Do you think the master is a person who listens to lies?"

Li Bingyan said: "Of course, the master listens to the truth of the apprentice. However, occasionally listen to a little futile lie. ”

In this regard, Xiyuan Zhenren had no impression at all: "Is there such a thing? Why don't you have a little impression as a teacher?"

Li Bing said: "There is definitely such a thing. ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said very seriously: "Please remind the apprentice, the teacher really can't remember this." ”

Li Bing recalled: "Once, when the master was in a Dan training class, the apprentice had unbearable abdominal pain, and the master asked me why I was acting strangely, if it was a stomachache? As a result, Master believed it. ”

The childlike real person smiled: "Actually, the teacher knows that what you said is a white lie, the illness is not serious, it is just abdominal pain caused by indigestion, it does not hinder major things, and the stomach is good as soon as the stomach is smooth, so he pretends to believe it." ”

"Master also faked. Then we offset it with a fake!" Li Bing said. "Refreshing! Refreshing! Fake for fake, smooth!" Xiyuan childlike real people laughed.

Li Bing said calmly: "Master, that apprentice has offended the master and told the truth." Master, it's too picky, I ran all the way to buy a bunch of sugar and oil fruits, which is not enough for our master and apprentice to fill in the gaps. ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren was not angry, but just swiped the fingers and index fingers of his right hand a few times, and said: "Poor Dao is tight, and there is no scattered silver taels." Then he smiled wryly.

Li Bing nodded slightly, expressing understanding, monks, that's it, poor. Otherwise, why do you call yourself poor?

Suddenly, it came from behind: "Haha! I'm looking for you everywhere to play, it turns out that you two masters and apprentices are hiding here to eat sugar and oil fruits." Brother Dao, the Condor Virtuous Disciple said it well, you, the master, are picking, very, very picking, not generalizing. Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren immediately retorted: "Dear teacher, you have to pay attention to the policy when you speak!

The old mother of Lishan was also unforgiving: "Brother Xiyuan Dao, why do I hang my chin and talk nonsense? You are a well-known master who picks the door." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren argued: "The poor plan uses grain, eat as much as you want, and don't cause waste on the table." ”

Lishan's mother insisted on her opinion: "Pick the door, don't be ashamed to answer." ”

Xiyuan was a childlike person, and immediately attacked the other party and said, "Uh, Lishan old mother, you really know how to say." You're really trying to stir up the relationship between our master and apprentice. ”

Lishan's old mother said with a smile: "Who called the relationship between your master and apprentice, so good that it makes me jealous, jealous so that my heart itches, I really want to provoke it, and the old body and psychology are balanced." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said: "Senior sister, you have to think about it, don't get depression." ”

Lishan's mother said very open-mindedly: "That's not enough." Otherwise, as soon as I smell the sweet smell of sugar and oil fruits, I will rush from far and wide to eat my mouth?"

Li Bing felt very strange: "Mrs. Shi, we are eating sugar and oil fruits in this quiet place away from the hustle and bustle, do you really smell the fragrance?"

The old mother of Lishan nodded earnestly: "Condor apprentice, Mrs. Shi, I really smell the fragrance of sugar and oil fruits." ”

"Apprentice, you don't know, in addition to clairvoyance, Shunfeng Ear, and the immortal family that can be controlled remotely, there is the old mother of Lishan. The fairy world is called Baili Sniff. ”

Since the master called Lishan's old mother like this, Li Bing admired: "The master is really a god." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said: "Mrs. Shi is very sensitive to fragrant, spicy, and sweet tastes, and she is particularly researched. The sweet water surface taste, that delicious, that taste, it's called no swing, absolutely amazing. If you eat Shitai's sweet water, you are guaranteed that even the bottom and edge of the bowl will be clean, and you can't wait to chew the whole sweet water bowl and eat it. You ask Mrs. Shi. ”

Li Bing was drooling at the master's words: "Is it so exaggerated? Master, please ask the apprentice to taste your sweet water for a long time." ”

Lishan's mother generously agreed: "Okay, this day will not be far away." The old mother of Lishan turned to Xiyuan Zhenren and said: "Brother Dao, you still have a bunch of sugar and oil fruits hidden in your sleeve, and the fragrance is not endless, do you think I don't know?, what year and month do you want to hide it? ”

Xiyuan was very reluctant to slowly take out a bunch of sugar and oil fruits from his sleeve. There are also six in this string, and each family is divided into two.

The three of them laughed as they ate.

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said: "Now there is really nothing to eat in the poor road. As he spoke, he spread his hands to show that there was really nothing left: "If you don't believe me, you can search yourself." ”

Lishan's old mother, wrinkled her nose, and believed: "This body search, it's unnecessary, it's exempt." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren was very happy to gain the trust of Shitai, and said: "Before, we made an appointment to celebrate the apprentice's phased victory here. So don't take the sugar and oil fruits out for the time being, it's not to pick the door, it's to test you, do you really have the ability to smell for a hundred miles?" How?" Lishan's mother asked proudly.

"The name is not false, admire, admire, admire. Xiyuan said after all. (To be continued......)