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The one hundred and fifth episode // Flying dragon and phoenix can fall asleep // How can you condescend to reform the old and the new
Although Jun Xia is now a historian and his hair can be cleaned up on his own, he is not used to watching material people not use shampoo to wash their hair. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info then ordered the top-level Linchuan who followed him, secretly handed over a bottle of compression shampoo, and reached behind him, taking the manifestation.
Unscrew the spout and press some into the palm of your hand. Cui'er turned around and asked, "What is this, it smells so good?"
Junxia said: "Shampoo for shampoo, you squint your eyes well, don't let these shampoos seep into your eyes." Then he told her to sit down and put some shampoo on her hair, and washed her hair.
At this time, the empress and the lord of honor came out, and when they saw Jun Xia washing Cui'er's hair, the empress asked, "Fairy Xia, what kind of spice are you, so fragrant?"
Jun Xia said: "For shampooing, the emperor, you can also try it." ”
Cui'er said: "Mother Emperor, try it quickly, it's very refreshing, it was conjured out of the hands of Xia Shenxian." ”
When the group went down to the pool, Junxia handed the shampoo to the Yang of the Honor, and the Yang of the Honor Tao comfortably washed the hair of the Empress.
A group of people were soaking in the hot springs pleasantly, and a noisy sound suddenly came into the house, only to hear a female official who guarded the door said: "Your Royal Highness, you can't enter!"
When the prince heard this, he said angrily: "Bold, dare to stop this prince!"
Another female gatekeeper also stopped and said: "Your Highness, the emperor has an order, and no one is allowed to enter without the emperor's permission." ”
When the prince heard this, he was even more angry, and said loudly: "Then you are dead, why don't you go in and report it quickly?"
The female officer had no choice but to say, "Yes, Your Highness!"
Soon, a female official came in and reported: "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Prince is seeking to enter outside the door!"
The emperor said casually: "You let him play elsewhere!" After the female official said "yes", she went out and conveyed the emperor's holy will to the prince.
But the prince was unwilling to die, and shouted loudly: "Mother Emperor, Mother Emperor, the sons want to come in, the sons and daughters will do things according to your will, and they are already covered with sweat, and the sons want to come in and soak in the hot springs!"
The Yang of the Lord of the Honor was disgusted with him, and said: "Your Majesty, you just let him in, or he will be unwilling." ”
The Empress then spoke: "Someone is coming!"
A maid came in from outside the door and answered, "The slave is here!"
The empress said, "You go and pass the decree, let him in!"
After the maid said "yes", soon the prince came to the house and said, "The son knows that the mother is reluctant to let the son stand outside the door for a long time." ”
His mother said: "You go and change your clothes, don't make trouble for the ears of the immortals here." ”
After the prince said "yes", he quickly got better dressed, and when he was about to enter the pool, the Yin of the Lord said: "You come to my side, and I will wash your hair." ”
And he, while the Yin of the Lord of Honor was washing his hair, deliberately leaned his body against the Yin of the Lord of Honor on the right. When the empress saw this, she reprimanded: "Yu'er, don't be rude!" The Yu'er had to sit upright again.
After a while, he leaned back on Yi Lan's body on the left, and when his mother saw it, she reminded again: "Yu'er, you have to sit down!" The Yu'er had to sit up again.
While washing his hair, the Yin of the Lord of the Honor enlightened him and said: "Yu'er, feelings cannot be forced, we are not from the Brazier Country, we don't have to abide by the laws here, if the sisters here don't let you sleep, you don't have to be upset." ”
As soon as Yu'er heard it, she understood that she had no hope of sleeping, so she said: "Thank you for the teachings of the gods, Yu'er knows that she is a straw bag, and she doesn't dare to have extravagant hopes anymore!"
The Yin of the Lord then said: "Okay, you squint your eyes, hold your breath, sink your head into the water, and I will help you pass your hair through the water, and it will be clean." ”
Because long hair is difficult to wash, the Yin of the Lord said: "Men, it's better to have short hair, like our Lord Yu and Xia Nan, the hair is short, and it is extremely convenient to clean." ”
The Yu'er people were in the water, and they couldn't hear the words of the lord of honor, but his mother said: "Immortal family, since ancient times in our brazier country, men have long hair, and it is not easy to change customs, and it will definitely be opposed by the people." ”
At this time, Na Yu'er couldn't hold her breath, and when she came out of the water and inhaled, she happened to hear his mother empress's words, and he hurriedly said: "Mother Empress, I think the short hair spirit of the two male immortals is easy to wash, so why don't you give an order, let all the men in the brazier country keep their short hair." ”
His mother said: "What do you know about your child, this is not a trivial matter, you have to discuss it with the Manchu Dynasty civil and military to decide." ”
Na Yu'er said disapprerovingly: "But the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty are all female officials, and it is the men's hair that is discussed, can this be discussed to produce a good result?"
When his mother heard this, she said angrily: "Do you want to rebel and let a man embark on a career in office?"
Na Yu'er said: "Mother, we men are also human beings, why can't we enter the official career? We have strength, we also have thoughts, why can we only sleep with women?"
His mother was furious at this time: "Bold!"
Seeing that the mother emperor was furious, Cui'er hurriedly came out to reconcile and said, "Brother Huang, since ancient times, women have been in charge of the brazier country. Governing is a heavy burden, it is related to the national economy and people's livelihood, although the mother emperor is on the throne, but has never really enjoyed it. ”
His mother said: "You men are careless, and it is difficult to entrust heavy responsibilities. For example, you, although you are one year older than your imperial sister, you say you, which point is stronger than your imperial sister, and which point is more stable than your imperial sister?"
Then he said: "Do you want a woman to sleep with a man, so that a man can give birth to a child and raise a child?" was counted down by his mother, he was speechless, and he didn't dare to say anything more, so he lowered his head.
And the honor lord and Junxia are only listening. Xue'er grew up in the palace since she was younger, and she understands that the Brazier Country's association of a man's inability to enter the official career and the inability to have children is just an excuse, an excuse that can make men feel inferior. In a feminist society, it is natural that men cannot be easily allowed to participate in politics, otherwise the status of women's rights will soon be lost.
And Junxia, when she thought of Cui'er hyping up in front of him what men have to be shy to be cute, she couldn't help but secretly praise her in her heart as a loyal defender of women's rights.
That Yu'er was just a straw bale in his mother's heart. Fortunately, the imperial court does not allow men to participate in politics, if it is not like him, who is not light and heavy, and confronts his mother, it will definitely embarrass his mother in front of the courtiers, how can his mother not put him under house arrest.
Fortunately, his mother is in a very good mood today, and he doesn't want the immortals to be disappointed with him and Cui'er. And when he saw that he had lowered his head, and knew that he was a little wrong, he did not continue to count on him.
Of course, he did a great thing today, which was to bring the immortals back to the palace, so that his mother and the emperor would look at him a little differently, and at the same time, let his imperial sister appreciate the man. It can be said that there must be a pair of fools who make a thousand mistakes.
At this moment, the spring pool was silent, and in order to break the silence, Yi Lan said: "Xue'er, I'll also wash your hair." ”
Xue'er said, "Thank you so much!"
And Junxia and the Yang of the Lord of the Honor have already given water to Cui'er and the emperor's hair, and soon, they all went to Shangchi.
After only sitting in Shangchi for about five minutes, the emperor said, "Ladies and gentlemen, either we should go to dinner first, otherwise the sky will be dark for a while, and we will have to walk with lanterns." ”
The Yang of the Lord said: "Listen to the emperor's arrangement." So they changed their clothes and came out of the fountain.
At this time, the prince said goodbye to the crowd: "Mother Emperor, the sons and daughters say goodbye! The imperial sister, the royal brother say goodbye! All the immortals, Yu'er says goodbye!"
Xue'er felt that he was a little pitiful by his mother today, and asked with concern, "Aren't you going to dine with us?"
Na Yu'er said: "The fairy doesn't know, in our place, men have no status, from top to bottom, men can't eat with women." Men can only eat in the kitchen or in some remote corner. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, his mother glared at him, and he had no choice but to bow and leave.