Let's say that Jiang Shang Jiang Ziya, originally a second-rate son who is idle in the township, the four bodies are not diligent and the grains are not divided, although he has read a lot of books, but how can there be ordinary people who work hard and have a surname, and the whole thing is said to be nonsense, farm work is not done, but the mouth is slippery, and he is envious of the art of cultivating immortals and asking questions, and he has a nervous nerve, an older young man in his thirties, but he has to be supported by his parents, because of his surname, no one in the township has introduced him to the object. When both parents passed away, this product couldn't stand it, and it couldn't stand the white eyes of others, so he worked hard to Kunlun, and with a sycophant, he begged bitterly, and was accepted as a disciple by Yuan Shi Tianzun.

Originally, I thought that this could be regarded as developed, but I didn't expect that the snob of Yuan Shi Tianzun could look down on him as an ordinary man, and if you count it, you have been in Kunlun Mountain for ten years, and you have done some miscellaneous things such as carrying water, watering pine, planting peaches, and burning fires, and I haven't learned any real kung fu.

Seeing that he is getting older year by year, but his cultivation has not made much progress, Jiang Ziya used his whole body to flatter the disciples around him who are deeply loved by Yuan Shi Tianzun, he seems to be an honest man, and his mouth is sweet, coaxing a group of disciples to have a good impression of him, teaching him some spells in private, and saying some good things in front of Yuan Shi Tianzun when he has nothing to do.

A month ago, Yuan Shi Tianzun asked him to hand over an object to the Tongtian Sect Master of Jinao Island, and Jiang Ziya was very happy about this task. This shows that the master has begun to pay attention to himself, and he is willing to leave such an important matter to himself, and he is destined to pass on his wonderful Taoism in the future, so he is naturally full of joy.

Unexpectedly, coming back from Jinao Island, he encountered a group of mountain demons robbing the road halfway, those mountain demon leaders were ruthless and strong, although he was nominally a disciple of Yuan Shi Tianzun, but he was strong in the outside, not an opponent, he was tied up by the other party, thrown into the cave as human food, and was locked up for a month, and only escaped a few days ago while the little demon was lax.

Along the way, he was as anxious as a lost dog, running out of breath, and one of his shoes fell off. First, I was afraid that the mountain demon would catch up, and secondly, I was afraid that I would be angry if I didn't go back to Shizun for so long, and my good impression would be gone, so I didn't dare to delay for a moment.

ran to the west, and suddenly heard someone behind him calling him, that accent, Jiang Shang knew that it must be his junior brother Shen Gongbao without looking at it.

Shen Gongbao has stayed on Kunlun Mountain for far longer than him. This guy is a leopard spirit in the wilderness, who attained Taoism in Kunlun Mountain, and was favored by the deputy sect leader of the Illuminated Lamp, and became a person in the Teaching.

This lamp-burning Taoist is actually the one that Yuan Shi Tianzun is most unaccustomed to, how can Hongjun Daozu install it in the teaching, Yuan Shi Tianzun naturally can't go up and down in the open, so he gave the title of deputy sect leader. Although he is the deputy sect leader, the lantern Taoist in Kunlun is miserable, in terms of qualifications, he is undoubtedly second only to the Yuan Shi Tianzun, but in terms of ability, because of the "care" of the Yuan Shi Tianzun, he is a deputy sect leader, if he wants a magic weapon, he has no magic weapon, and any proud protégé under the Yuan Shi Tianzun can bully him, which is really sad.

Shen Gongbao was introduced to the teachings by the Burning Lamp Daoist, and the attitude of Yuan Shi Tianzun can be imagined, plus this thing has a very bad temper and a cheap mouth, and none of the people under Yuan Shi have a good impression of him. Fortunately, unlike the self-abandonment of the people who burned the lamp, Shen Gongbao was willing to work hard in his cultivation, and finally turned into a human form ten years ago, although he had practiced for countless years, because of this, he had to call Jiang Ziya, a waste wood, a senior brother.

This Jiang Ziya, I don't know how to lift, Guang Chengzi and the like are called Shen Gongbao's junior disciples, no matter what, they are all Yuan Shi Tianzun's beloved disciples, but Jiang Ziya's goods are also a junior brother, how can you not let the arrogant Shen Gong Leopard grit his teeth in anger, plus Yuan Shi Tianzun and Guang Chengzi and others don't have a good face for themselves, and there are only a few people who can be bullied by Nuo Da Kunlun Mountain, Jiang Ziya, so naturally he will find trouble with Jiang Ziya if he has nothing to do.

A small fight in three days, a big fight in five days, made Jiang Ziya see Shen Gongbao, like a mouse seeing a cat, and he couldn't avoid it.

Bullying Jiang Ziya has become an indispensable pleasure in Shen Gongbao's life.

Hearing that Yuan Shi Tianzun handed over the errand and letter delivery work to Jiang Ziya, Shen Gongbao immediately became angry. In Kunlun Mountain, only the beloved disciples of Yuan Shi Tianzun can have such treatment? Why? Because this job is a fat job.

First, this opportunity to play in the mountains and rivers can please Yuan Shi Tianzun, and second, as the agent of Yuan Shi Tianzun to the people's cave, people naturally take a look at it, take this opportunity, take a rebate or something, from time to time you can make a small fortune, more importantly, if you are too Shang Laojun, Tongtian Sect Master such a cow is happy, and you can reward a magic weapon Dao Dan, but it is even more developed.

Such an errand, Shen Gongbao has never done it once after staying in Kunlun Mountain for so long, how can Jiang Ziya be virtuous, isn't it just by slapping sycophants!?

With a stomach full of anger, Shen Gongbao found an excuse to go down the mountain, staying on the way back and waiting for Jiang Ziya to repair it properly. How do you know that the left and the left will not come, the right and the right will not come, and after waiting for a month, I saw the shadow of this slut, and when I saw someone, I shouted more than a dozen words in one breath, this guy didn't even care, he had already blown up Shen Gongbao, how could he let him go!

"Jiang Ziya, there is a way that a soldier can be killed but not humiliated, you look down on me so much, either you die or I die, fight the law!"

"Senior Brother Shen......"

"Who is your junior brother, the master is your old man!"

"Okay, good, Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu! I was wrong, I apologize!"

Jiang Ziya looked at Shen Gongbao's extremely vicious appearance, and secretly complained, the two of them are not Shen Gongbao's opponents, this barren mountain and wild mountains, no one will know about his death.

"I don't accept it! If you are a gentleman, show your magic weapon!" Shen Gongbao showed the Lei Gong whip in his hand, licked his lips, and smiled.

That whip, one zhang nine long, thunder and thunder, it is really a whip in hand, I have it in the world!

"Show your magic weapon!Your mother, you still look down on me, right!?" Shen Gongbao saw that Jiang Ziya didn't react, and he was even more angry.

Jiang Ziya was about to cry, and pointed to an ordinary long sword on his waist: "Senior brother...... It's not that I don't want to shine, but I don't have a magic weapon at all!"

In the face of Shen Gongbao, who surpassed him in both cultivation and magic weapons, Jiang Ziya's heart was like ashes, this time, he was very finished.

"Daoist friend don't panic, I'm here to help you!" Just when Jiang Ziya was about to close his eyes and wait for death, a streamer of light roared, and in a blink of an eye, a red-robed Taoist appeared, extremely thin, with sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, twisted goatee, and smiled slightly.

As soon as Huang Shiren appeared, Shen Gongbao and Jiang Ziya were stunned.

Who is this!? The two of them had the same question in their hearts.

Shen Gongbao glanced at Huang Shiren and found that although the other party's cultivation could not compare to his own, the aura exuded was very scary, especially the fiery red gourd hanging from this guy's waist, which was like an innate spiritual treasure, and it was infinitely powerful.

Shen Gongbao was a cautious guy, and he saluted first: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I don't know where Youxian lives?"

"Hehe, the three ancestors of Huang San in the sky of Poor Dao Meishan are also. ”

I haven't heard of Meishan, the heavens, and I've never heard of it. I think it's a rural Taoist priest who has never seen the world.

"This fellow Daoist, do you have to be the enemy of my Shen Gong Leopard?"

"Shen Daoyou, I have no grievances with you, why am I an enemy of you? Two Taoist friends, since they are the same door, why kill each other. Isn't it good to listen to my advice and turn hostility into jade?" Huang Shiren pretended to be stupid and said with a smile.

While laughing, he shook the ninety-nine red cloud scattered gourd, intentionally or unintentionally.

As soon as he shook like this, the eyeballs of Shen Gongbao and Jiang Ziya couldn't be pulled out.

"This goods is not highly cultivated, but there is such a good treasure at hand! Pity me Jiang Ziya, I have been cultivating for ten years, and I have never caught a magic weapon, this product seems to be simple-minded, hehe, wait for me to fool him, look at the emptiness, do this goods, snatch this gourd, and will not be bullied by Shen Gongbao in the future!" Jiang Ziya squinted his eyes and made up his mind.

"Senior Brother Shen, Huang Daoyou's words are reasonable, you and I are in the same family, it is really inappropriate to fight and kill, and it would not be good if Master knew. In this way, if I invite you to drink, it can be regarded as reparation, can you?" After that, Jiang Ziya took out a jar of good wine from the fairy bag, and opened it with mud, it was really fragrant and elegant!

"Jiang Ziya, you are looking for death!" Just now he called himself Lao Tzu, but in a blink of an eye, he called himself junior brother, and as soon as Shen Gongbao's eyes opened, he was about to move the thunder whip.

"Shen Daoyou, there is a way to be forgiving and forgiving, if you are like this, don't blame me, you're welcome!" Huang Shiren stood by Jiang Ziya's side, righteous and strict, and he was a complete idiot!

Shen Gongbao glanced at the gourd jealously, weighed it, put away the Lei Gong whip, and glanced at Jiang Ziya.

"Yes, yes, Huang Daoyou said yes. Jiang Ziya smiled, with a calm look, pointed to the wine jar, and said to Huang Shiren with a smile on his face: "Come, Huang Daoyou, taste it!"

Huang Shiren didn't shirk, poured a few sips, and gave a thumbs up to Jiang Ziya: "Jiang Daoyou's wine, it tastes good! Shen Daoyou, you can also take a sip!"

Shen Gongbao wanted to refuse, but saw Huang Shiren touch the gourd, pressed a belly of bird anger, walked over, and drank a bowl.

"Drink, drink, you won't have a chance to drink again. Hehe, this wine contains the cartilage that I escaped from the Antarctic Immortal, and I will overturn you, one sword, one roar, the baby is grandpa's!" Jiang Ziya saw the wine into the stomach of the two, and smiled evilly in his heart.

Laughing and smiling, another slight strange feeling suddenly came from his lower body, and although he had the heart to check it, he was already pulled over by Huang Shiren again.

"Shen Daoyou, come on, come on, drink together, drink together!"

"This zodiac friend, I think you are also a hero, come on, come on, drink another bowl!"

"Senior Brother Shen, don't you drink? If you don't drink, you won't give Huang Daoyou face...... Hey, that's right. ”

"Huang Daoyou, you are kind to me, I toast you!"

"Jiang Daoyou, why don't you drink it?"

"Oh, I only have one jar of this wine, so naturally let the two of you drink it first!"

In the blink of an eye, half of a jar of good wine was drunk by Huang Shiren and Shen Gongbao, but Jiang Ziya did not touch the wine.

"Jiang Ziya, for the sake of Huang Daoyou's face, let you go...... No, Jiang Ziya, what did you put in the wine......" Shen Gongbao's body shook and fell to the ground with a pop.

At the same time, Huang Shiren's body also shook and fell headlong.

"Bah, damn, two dog things, drank grandpa's footwashing water!" Seeing that the two of them were put down, Jiang Ziya smiled evilly, and Cang Chang pulled out the sword under his crotch.

"Shen Gong Leopard, you slut, if Lao Tzu hadn't cultivated to be lower than you, he would have slaughtered your mother a long time ago!

Huang Shiren and Shen Gongbao were hit by the cartilage, and they couldn't get up for a while, looking helpless.

"Jiang Daoyou, I have no grudge against you, and I will help you out of the siege, why are you like this?" Huang Shiren pretended to be extremely puzzled.

"Hehehe, Huang Daoyou, who let you come out!? I didn't ask you! Who let you carry such an innate spirit treasure on your body, hehe, you don't have wealth exposed, you know? Don't blame me for being ruthless, such a magic weapon, left in your hands, it's really a tyrannical thing!

There was a click, only a crisp sound was heard, Huang Shiren's head was not fart, but Jiang Ziya's sword was broken into two.

"Jiang Ziya, dare to attack my eldest brother?!Leave your head!" Jiang Ziya was stunned for a moment, and heard the sound of breaking the sky behind him, and hurriedly turned his face, only to see a big man waving the knife in his hand and rushing over.

"Die!" For the sake of the baby, Jiang Ziya fought hard, used his housekeeping skills, summoned two golden wrestlers, and raised his spear to poke at the big man.

Before the two Yellow Turban wrestlers could make a move, they heard a bang and were smashed by a big stick!

This is!?

Jiang Ziya's face sank, and he swept his side eyes away, and found that Huang Shiren was holding a wind and thunder stick in his hand, smiling evilly at himself.

I've got it!

"Jiang Ziya, Jiang Ziya, grandpa doesn't think about you, you think about my grandfather! You are far behind in the ability of the black hand under the suffocating stick!" "Who is Lao Huang? I already knew Jiang Ziya's thoughts, and the wine was all kept in his throat, and he never entered his stomach at all.

Looking at the situation, Jiang Ziya dared to stay there, shouted, turned his head and ran.

"Eat grandpa's stick!" Huang Shiren hit him with a stick, screaming miserably, and Jiang Ziya's arm was shattered.

Endured the pain, set up the clouds, and stumbled away.

"Huang Daoyou, don't let this thing go!" shouted Shen Gongbao.

"Don't worry, Shen Daoyou, don't let this guy get started, that's not my style. Huang Shiren was not in a hurry or impatient, just waiting for Jiang Ziya to fly into the middle of the sky, then his hands made a Dao seal, and shouted loudly: "Heart and liver baby, explode for me!"

Yes!

High in the sky, above the clouds, I saw a blood dance behind Jiang Ziya, screaming, and falling down from the clouds!

It's really like a spring breeze overnight, and thousands of trees and chrysanthemums are blooming!

Jiang Ziya, the old chrysanthemum, is not blooming, and it is extremely gorgeous!

My dear mother! This thing is so ruthless!

Around Shen Gongbao, watching Jiang Ziya being exploded so badly, he was also dumbfounded, staring at Huang Shiren, and he was terrified.

"The surname is Huang! Let's see!" Jiang Zi's facial features were distorted with toothache, covering a large chrysanthemum on his buttocks, holding his intestines, ignoring feces and urine, and went away.

This explosion has hurt the muscles and bones, and it has not been a year and a half, and I am afraid it will be difficult to recover.

"Shen Daoyou, what are my methods?" exploded Jiang Ziya's chrysanthemum, Huang Shiren turned his face and smiled at Shen Gongbao.

Suck!

Looking at this smile, Shen Gongbao gasped, and the chrysanthemum tightened: This slut, he won't do it to himself!

###各位道友, do you want to explode Shen Gong Leopard? haha. See you next time. Today, I just signed the contract and sent the contract. Over the years, the love of editors such as Daoist and Xiaozhen is really unrequitable, and I wanted to make a promise to each other, but I was ashamed and ashamed. Fellow Daoists, I Xiaozhang still said the same sentence: touch the conscience codeword, let everyone see it! Thank you for your support!

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