Chapter 21: The Phoenix Boy's Banquet

The dragon court is brilliant, noble and strict, and awe-inspiring.

Ao Wei sat on the shining dragon chair, and he had the incomparably majestic imperial domineering spirit of dominating the world. On both sides stood a group of aquarium ministers. On the left, the military generals, the carp vanguard marshal, the head of the squad, are the hussar generals.

The turtle prime minister first congratulated his birthday and said: "Congratulations to my king for a pair of golden boys and jade girls, long live my king, long live long live!"

Marshal Carp was not far behind, and said: "I wish my king Furui Kang a long life, long live!"

The turtle prime minister relied on the old ministers of the three dynasties, and he spoke straight to the point, saying: "King, when will you cook the golden boy and jade girl!"

Ao Wei knew that these high-ranking officials were all delicious and gluttonous, and he wanted to hang the appetite of the ministers, so he said: "Let's delay for two days." Don't worry, if the two cubs are obedient, they won't cook. If you are not obedient, you will cook, and then all the families will share a cup of soup. ”

The ministers shouted together: "Long live my king, long live, long live!"

Ao Wei listened to Banzai and felt that it was very fake, if he really shouted it, he could live Banzai? If this is the case, is it not strange that there is still room for so many Banzai on the earth? Because he said: "Excuse me, you sycophants, you want to eat oily, spicy, and numb." ”

The turtle said: "King Qi, there is a saying, I don't know if the old minister should say it?"

Ao Shun was just in good spirits and said: "Old Aiqing, just say what you want, don't scruple about it, and don't beat around the bush." ”

The turtle prime minister half-shrunk and half-stretched his head, looking very sophisticated: "The old minister thinks that such a thin-skinned and tender fresh product, waiting for a thousand years, it is better to cook early than late." ”

Speaking of cooking, Ao Shun seems to have forgotten the respect of the Dragon Monarch, and is completely temperamental: "Prime Minister of the Turtle, the Lone King knows that you are a gourmet, and you have always worked hard on eating, and you are also very researched, and you have never been tired of eating and not getting tired of beauty." What do you think is the best way to cook? ”

Although the turtle prime minister is also very delicious and can be called a gourmet, if compared with the dragon king of a country, he naturally has less fire and less carbon, so he said knowingly: "The king of Qi, the old minister is short-sighted, lonely and unheard, and has limited knowledge, how dare he discuss food with the king?"

Ao Shun was very happy, although the turtle prime minister knew how to eat, but after all, he was still very measured, and he didn't dare to "taste the high-pressure master", and knew to put the dragon king in the first place: "Fake fight, if you tell you, you can say it, what's polite?"

The turtle prime minister had no choice but to say: "Among the many famous dishes such as Cantonese cuisine, Hunan cuisine, Hui cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, and Hokkien cuisine, Lao Chen still prefers Sichuan flavor. ”

Ao Wei felt the same way and said: "Although the Sichuan flavor is delicious, it is too spicy. ”

The turtle prime minister said: "King, you can ask the imperial chef to make a slight spicy." ”

Ao Wei's stomach has been a little sour recently, and he doesn't dare to eat spicy anymore, so he is very concerned about making slightly spicy: "Which dishes can be made slightly spicy?"

It seems that Turtle Cheng does have research on Sichuan cuisine, and said: "Pot meat slices can be made slightly spicy." ”

Ao Shun had often eaten this dish before, and was deeply impressed by the pot slices: "The pot slices are very good, the fried golden brown pot is placed on the fried meat slices, and as soon as the sauce is poured on, it sizzles, which is as wonderful as the sound of cracking, which is very good." This dish is not only delicious, but also good-sounding, a rare wonderful sound, this is a must of Sichuan cuisine, and other cuisines are not available. ”

The turtle prime minister was very pleased to taste the recipes he contributed to the dragon king, and then introduced several Sichuan dishes, such as sweet roasted white glutinous rice with sweet bottom, steamed pork with spiced rice noodles, and kung pao chicken with imitation fish flavor. It's not spicy, it's delicious.

Ao Yi could hear the drooling for a long time, he took a few mouthfuls of saliva one after another, and said a little impatiently, "Okay, Lao Qing's family, you say, how can these two dolls eat well?" Speaking of interest, the dragon king had completely forgotten what he had just said, and the two of them were obedient and would not cook

The turtle prime minister couldn't care so much, and said without thinking: "The boy is very good at making back to the pot, the meat is tender and the skin is thin." ”

Ao retched, paused and asked, "What about the girl?"

The turtle prime minister swallowed his saliva and said: "The king likes light taste, steaming and stewing are good, not spicy, no need to put chicken essence, put some pepper noodles, the taste is very delicious." But the sooner the better, and the less delicious it will be when it is left behind. ”

Ao Shun also has his stubborn side, and then he remembered the appetite of the sailors again, and said: "Old Aiqing, why be in a hurry? Good things are not busy, and I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry." ”

When the turtle prime minister heard that the dragon king's tone had changed, he hurriedly stopped his words and said, "The king's holy will has changed?"

Ao Wei also had a whim, and came to a sharp turn. The king is the king, how to pretend, how to do, there is no way to play the cards, how to come out of the way, the king of the card law is the king of the law, otherwise how to say the king's gas?

Ministers, look at me, I look at you, I don't know what new tricks the dragon king is going to do, it's not true, and I don't dare to say anything. In the end, the older the ginger, the spicier it tastes. The turtle prime minister said, "The king's will is too wise and too great. The doll banquet is so poetic and picturesque, I have never heard of it, it is really unseen, unheard of, unique, unique, and absolute. Only our saints can come up with such a trick. ”

The turtle prime minister originally wanted to blow Ao Shun into the clouds and fog. But Ao Rebellion's head has been sober and not fluttering. He decided to push this pot of fire to the turtle Chengxiang, and said: "Lao Aiqing said a lot of praise, and he must have known it in his heart. It's up to you to worry about how to do this doll feast. ”

Falling into this pool of troubles is also the result of the old prime minister's tricks, and now it can only be done as a last resort. Since it was the king's holy will, the old prime minister had no choice but to follow the order: "Holy Lord, the old minister is grateful for the grace of the holy will, and the holy minister is not old and stupid, and he is fortunate to give this important task to the old minister." ”

Ao Reverse Longyan said with great joy: "Lao Qing's family, the third important minister, appoint you to do things, this king is the most relieved, you have to hold the doll banquet beautifully, lively, and then the widow will invite the Dragon King of the Five Seas to be a guest." ”

The turtle prime minister, his head stretched and shrunk, to show his full confidence in holding a banquet: "The saint invited the Dragon King of the Five Seas as a guest, it is the great hand of the holy dynasty, the old minister will never disgrace the mission, the saint please rest assured, how to do a good job of the doll banquet, the old minister's plan is already clear in his heart." ”

Ao Wei said: "The lonely king is relieved. ”

The turtle played: "Playing the saint, the old minister wants to add some flowers to the doll banquet, I don't know if you want it?"

Ao rebelled against the Sacred Heart, and couldn't help but say: "Add flowers to the doll's banquet, okay! ”

The turtle blinked his upper eyelids with thick red eyeliner and said, "The doll banquet is very good, but the boy is a phoenix and the girl is a phoenix, so it is better to call it a phoenix doll banquet, which is like icing on the cake." ”

Ao Yi immediately affirmed: "Yes, Lao Aiqing is really outstanding and has a deep education, this is a golden idea, shining." The Phoenix Doll Banquet is more prosperous, more festive and more lively. ”

"Lao Chen also thought of it under the inspiration of the saint. The old prime minister always remembered that the "high-pressure master" would be killed.

Ao Yi was a little impatient, wanting to understand the prime minister's perfect idea: "Old Aiqing, tell me about your overall plan, and let us all share the pleasure of the future in advance." ”

The old prime minister said very seriously: "The old minister wants to engage in a variety of conference meals, there are red and white hot pots, there are all kinds of Sichuan dishes, completely open, buffet style, you can eat whatever you want, you can eat as much as you want, and it will not cause waste on the table, everyone is happy, yes!"

There are several important ministers such as Squid Tingwei Squid and Lord Squid, who are squeezing their eyebrows and trying to see the jokes of the old prime minister.

Ao Yi said: "What are the difficulties of Lao Aiqing, what are your plans, say it and let everyone discuss it, everyone will find a way, and everyone will collect firewood and the flame is high." ”

The civil servants and military generals of the Manchu Dynasty are all battle-hardened old fritters, old gangsters, and they are generally very cautious, so as not to open their mouths, at best, they are only submissive, and everyone is just a cloud. At this time, the ministers all looked at each other, and they were collectively speechless.

It was the turtle prime minister who broke the deadlock in the cold field: "Shengshang, the old minister thinks that since he has decided to hold a phoenix doll banquet, it is better to do it early than later." ”

The overall situation has been decided, and Ao is so bad that he is not in a hurry: "Lao Qing's family, take it easy, don't be busy." ”

The turtle prime minister has his own theory: "Shengshang, it's not that the old minister is in a hurry, the main thing is that fresh goods should not be stored for a long time, one is not fresh after a long time, and the other is a long night and a lot of dreams." ”

Ao Wei pretended to be confused: "How do you say this?"

The turtle prime minister is in charge of the major affairs of the Dragon Kingdom, and he has an overall concept at any time: "Shengshang, the old minister can't be busy eating, so he forgets the enemy's situation, and we must beware of Li Bing's father and son making trouble." ”

Ao Shun disagreed, and said: "Joke, the boat capsized in the Crystal Palace?"

The turtle prime minister is so clever, and quickly changed the conversation: "King Qi, foodies should not be left for a long time, and it is not rare for a long time." ”

Marshal Carp thought of eating an open buffet, and hurriedly agreed: "King Qi, Weichen is foolish, the turtle prime minister said well, the fresher the food, the better, if it is left for a long time, it will become cancerous." "What is the idea of cancer?" General Prawn asked blankly.

Marshal Carp has always looked down on shrimp, and glanced at the shrimp coldly: "Cancer is a bag growing inside the skull, just like you." ”

General Shrimp touched his pointed head awkwardly: "My skull has been wrapped for a long time? My head has always been pointy, and many people can't sharpen their skulls even if they want to, such as a carp's skull is like a ball, like a rugby ball." "General Shrimp took revenge this time in a down-to-earth manner, and he hated it.

'Your head is like a ball!'" replied Marshal Carp, huffing

The turtle said to the carp marshal: "You melon baby, the shrimp general has taken you well." ”

General Shrimp glanced at Marshal Carp fiercely: "You think you're done smart, half a tank of water, jingle bells, self-righteous." ”

The reverse dragon was quite interested, and he also came to make a share: "Marshal Carp is erudite and talented, half of it is known in the sky, and everything is known in the ground." He's right, fresh and nutritious. Ministers, go, go to the cell to see the goods. ”

At this critical moment, Captain Squid wanted to show his eloquence, to turn the tide, to turn the bow of the ship, and to steer the ship in the other direction. Nai Qi said: "Holy Lord, the minister has this music. ”

Ao Shun was a little unhappy, because the king was about to lead the army to the prison cell to see the goods, but Squid Tingwei wanted to do something, obviously to sweep the king's interest, but as a king, he couldn't help but listen, but hung a trace of sadness, and said: "What is Squid Aiqing playing? Don't leave the theme of the doll banquet." ”

Squid Tingwei played: "Shengshang, Weichen's performance also revolves around the theme of dolls. The old prime minister and several adults advocated holding a doll banquet as soon as possible, but Weichen disagreed. ”

Ao Wei heard that Squid Tingwei had a new idea for the doll banquet, so he wanted to hear it, and said, "Squid Aiqing, tell me what you think." Squid Tingwei played: "Holy Lord, the fresh steaming, stewing, and stir-frying that a few adults just said is good, but we often use it, so it is better to change the method. ”

Ao Yi was a little interested in a method of doll banquet exchange: he said, "Squid Aiqing, what is this method of exchange?"

Squid Tingwei said: "Holy Lord, make them into sauce meat, sausages, wind-blown meat, and smoked meat, dry them, blow them up, and cook them for the New Year. ”

Marshal Carp immediately objected, and said, "Holy Lord, according to Lord Squid, the word phoenix cannot be embodied. Squid Tingwei retorted on the spot: "What the carp pioneer said is wrong. In the production process, they are marked with "phoenix" and "phoenix", and then, pickled and sauced separately, smoked separately, and blown separately. When boiling, stewing, and steaming, the pot, tripod, and cage are divided, and their respective characteristics remain unchanged. His words are sparkling and unquestionable.

This difference of opinion between the two factions was finally adjusted by the respected old prime minister: "The opinion of the squid is very good, taking into account the pickled meat, adding color and diversity to the doll banquet." How to deal with it, we still have to listen to the king's judgment. "In the end, Ao Wei said categorically: Steaming, boiling, stewing, or pickling and blowing, you have to look at the color of the goods before you can cut the material, right?"

The ministers cheered: "The Holy Wisdom ruling, long live my king, long live, long live!"

So he excitedly led his subordinates to the prison cell to look at the goods.

What a mighty and majestic "Tiger Fighting Team"!