The fifty-ninth episode of the lonely man and widow night talk The three demon roads were robbed

Nuwa Niangniang's impression of Huang Shiren is like eating a mouthful of stinky tofu.

This stinky tofu is smelly and very buried, but if you taste it carefully, it has a fragrance.

That's how Huang Shiren is!

This bastard is a slut, and when he is cheap, he makes people want to cut him with a thousand knives, but when he is serious, he is extremely Lingling.

"Do you also know about the Great Tribulation of the Gods?" Nuwa asked Huang Shiren to tell herself about the Great Tribulation of the Gods, but it was a little unexpected.

"Niangniang is really, who am I? My master is the first slut in the world, Lu Press, and I am the first little slut in the world, how can I not know such things?" Huang Shiren glanced at Nuwa Niangniang and said: "Niangniang, I don't know why you called the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb over, but let the three of them confuse the king, mess up the world, and bury the country of this big businessman?"

"You, how do you know?!" Nuwa Niangniang was shocked.

This matter was her tearing off arrangement, and she never told anyone else.

"Mother, I'm smart, guess. Huang Shiren pointed to his brain and said with a smile: "I know the ins and outs of the matter, so it's naturally not difficult to speculate." ”

"You're not stupid. Then the king was very unreasonable to me, and it was natural for him to want his country. But ......," Nuwa sighed.

"But Niangniang didn't expect that because of this, it would cause a catastrophe for the gods. ”

"Not bad. Nuwa Niangniang nodded.

Huang Shiren took a breath and said, "Niangniang, I heard that although the king has no hair on his mouth and is not firm in his work, he is also worthy of being a good young man. Niangniang's merits, how can he not know, Niangniang's dignity, how can he not know, how can he be so bold to write such poems?"

When she said this, Nuwa Niangniang was slightly stunned, and she didn't speak, but lowered her head and pondered.

"Niangniang, everyone knows that the Great Tribulation of the Gods has to find a reason. If the king becomes a mediocre person, the world will inevitably be confused, and the four princes will definitely rise up to win the championship, and the three realms will definitely be swept up in the war, so the god list will naturally be successful. But Niangniang, I don't worry about this, what I'm worried about is that Niangniang has been calculated by others from beginning to end but kept in the dark. ”

"You bastard, if you have something to say, don't go around in circles. Niangniang saw that he was analyzing the head, but she looked at it differently.

Huang Shiren put on an incomparable look, pointed at the country, and said: "Niangniang, don't you think that when King Su wrote poetry, it seems that someone has used some means?"

Nuwa Niangniang was silent for a long time, and said, "Do you know the mystery of this?"

"I don't know. I'm speculating too. ”

That seems to be the case today. Nuwa is extremely intelligent, so she can naturally figure it out: "Do you know who it is?"

"Mother is kidding, you don't know, where will I know. Huang Shiren shook his head and said, "But this kind of trick must be someone trying to profit from it." On the side of the sect, as soon as the matter of sealing the gods came out, they were wronged, although it was impossible to take the initiative to jump up, the old bald man in Bajing Palace pretended to be deep all day long, and naturally he would not ask, and Niangniang was sure that she would not be unable to get along with herself. That's it......" Huang Shiren groaned.

"Is it the beginning?" Nuwa said in a low voice.

"In contrast, I think it's more likely to be Western. Huang Shiren said.

"Western teaching?!" Nuwa Niangniang smiled: "Impossible." ”

"Why can't it?"

"The Western Sect has always had little contact with the East, and there are very few people, so how can they be involved. ”

Alas, even if it is a saint, there are times when the lard covers the heart, and in the war of the gods, the most miserable are Nuwa and the Tongtian Sect Master, the former has been the wronged leader from beginning to end, and he has always been a gunman without knowing it, and finally he actually went on the field to help others. As for the latter, it was even worse, falling into the calculations of several saints, intercepting the sect and turning into ashes, and even he was taken away by Hongjun Daozu.

These two people are not thin on themselves, they have a fate with themselves, no matter what, they can't let such a thing happen.

"Niangniang, don't you think that this time the gods, Yuan Shi and Taishang Laojun, are the masters of the Black Heavenly Sect?" asked Huang Shiren.

Nuwa smiled slightly, just nodded.

When the Great Tribulation of the Gods was decided, she was also present, and she naturally experienced the mystery of it.

"Tongtian has indeed done a bit dazzling, I don't know that Mu Xiu will be destroyed by the forest wind. It was reasonable for those two to do this to him. Nuwa said.

"Yes. Originally, the trouble was nothing more than a matter between the three brothers, and it was a matter in our East, but I was afraid that someone would take advantage of the Great Tribulation of the Gods, and take advantage of the thoughts between the three brothers to fish in troubled waters and profit from it. Huang Shiren said in a low voice: "The Western Sect is located in a remote area, the people are withered, and the Taoist is okay, he is an honest man, but the quasi-Taoist is a standard careerist, and he is bent on bringing the capable people of the East to him, I am afraid that the saints will not be able to guard against it, and in the end they will lose both, but they will make wedding clothes for others." ”

When Nuwa heard this, she also frowned. After thinking about it carefully, I suddenly felt that I was cold.

Originally, I thought that they were all saints' cultivators, and they asked the way of heaven, each with their own scheming, if they didn't know that a mountain was still a mountain high, and one person was cheaper than the other, this god catastrophe was like a storm, and there was a circle of conspiracy outside, and in the end, who fell in, until the last moment, it was really unclear.

Nuwa looked at Huang Shiren's face, and secretly praised it in her heart. This slut's cultivation is not high, which is annoying, but if you talk about your thoughts, you are really cunning and intelligent.

I don't know why, Nuwa also felt that Lu Jian had accepted a good disciple.

"Shiren, you mean, I don't want to act now?" Nuwa said.

"No, no, no. Huang Shiren shook his head: "Niangniang has already summoned the ten thousand demons, this matter has been known to the West Sleepy Dragon and the Bajing Palace, and the six saints will reunite after the third day, and the matter is a foregone conclusion, and it must not be moved." ”

"What should I do?" Nuwa lost her mind for a moment.

"It's just an opportunistic act. Huang Shiren smiled slightly.

"What do you mean by that?"

"Niangniang, the canonization of gods must be carried out, this can't be changed, but whoever is on the god list can be changed. Huang Shiren said with a smile: "Kunlun Mountain and Bajing Palace, the two who want to be black to the heavens, and the one in the west wants to black the east, ring after ring, and the one who suffers in the end, to put it bluntly, is still a person in the sect, or we demons." ”

"This matter, please tell the Sect Master Tongtian in detail, let him be prepared. Although I am not talented, I can wander around and do a big thing, just beg the mother, and come out to support it when necessary. "Huang Shiren is very mysterious.

Seeing his extremely confident appearance, Nuwa Niangniang smiled.

"You slut, but you're not a responsible guy. ”

"Yes, I'm pretty handsome, I'm pretty handsome. Huang Shiren said happily.

"Die!"

The two of them muttered and discussed for half the night, and then Huang Shiren got up to say goodbye.

Out of Nuwa Palace, looking at the starry sky, Huang Shiren let out a long sigh.

"Big brother, I was talking and laughing just now, why are you sighing now?" Jin Dasheng was puzzled.

Huang Shiren shook his head and said to the starry sky: "Brothers, I am afraid that these three realms will be restless in the future, I don't know how many people will be wiped out because of this, and I don't know how many people have been on the god list since then and become servants of the heavenly court." ”

"The eldest brother is frustrated when he says this, our brothers don't say anything else, the strength is there, as long as the eldest brother says a word, it will be a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, and it will be a dead death, and there is no second word!" Jin Dasheng roared.

"Second brother said it well!"

"Big brother, brothers listen to you!"

Looking back at a group of brothers, Huang Shiren's nose was sour.

"Okay! Big brother will definitely let the brothers eat and drink spicy food, and the black man will be happy!"

A bunch of two goods burst into laughter.

"Big brother, why isn't there anyone yet?" Yang Xian said in a low voice.

That's right! I was happy for a while, and I forgot about Zhu Zizhen's goods!

The guy was slapped by Nuwa and flew away, and he didn't know where he had gone.

"Let's look for it, this product, won't it hang?" Huang Shiren couldn't help laughing and took his brothers to look around.

After running for a stick of incense in the sky, I heard a disgusting sweet voice in front of me.

"Sister Ximei, I Lao Zhu said all the words from the heart, since the first time I saw my sister, I have deeply liked you! You are the stars, illuminating my night! You are the agarwood, fragrant my heart! Sister Ximei, I Lao Zhu ...... Hey, sister, why did you slap me...... I know, beating hurts, scolding is love......"

"I'm rubbing! Big brother, I really didn't expect the third brother to be so disgusting! Damn, it's almost like a big brother!" Jin Dasheng almost laughed when he heard it.

Huang Shiren also laughed, the two sluts fell into the clouds, tiptoed to the front, and in the woods, Zhu Zizhen blocked the way of the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb, that look like a slut with a brain on the insect, it was really a shame for Meishan!

"Zhu Zizhen, if you are talking nonsense, I will kill you!" Hu Ximei's face was red, and she was extremely angry, and Bai Jiu'er and Wang Xiaoxiao next to her also wanted to do it.

Thinking that her three goblins have been in the Xuanyuan Tomb without arguing with the world, I can't imagine that Nuwa Niangniang has handed over the three of them to confuse the king of the Great Shang to cut off the heavy responsibility of the great business, and the mood is already apprehensive enough, and she hurried back along the way, but she didn't expect Zhu Zizhen to fall from the sky and block her way.

"It's my good luck to be able to die at the hands of three beauties!" Zhu Zizhen squinted his eyes, drooled, and smiled.

This product is the cultivation of Taiyi True Immortal, and the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb are not opponents, otherwise they would have cut him a pig whip a long time ago.

"You silver goods! Shameless, turn around, poor road, rob a color!" Zhu Zizhen raised himself so that he would never miss it, but suddenly heard a noise behind him, and he was so angry that he pulled out the nine-tooth nail rake, and screamed: "Your mother, which bastard who doesn't know whether to live or die, looking for trouble with grandpa!"

turned around and saw Huang Shiren standing in front, Jin Dasheng who was smiling and trembling in the back, and in the back, he was staring at a group of brothers who stretched out their middle fingers in unison, Lao Zhu's face was red to his neck!

Damn, it's a shame today!

Although Zhu Zizhen is thick-skinned, he can think of the disgusting words just now, and the brothers can hear them clearly, and they really want to die!

"Big brother, that, I met three girls by chance. That one...... Big brother, everyone has this love for beauty......" Zhu Zizhen stammered for a while, not knowing what to say.

"Shut up. Die farther away!" Huang Shiren's face was calm, and he glanced at Zhu Zizhen. Zhu Zizhen slipped to the side, and he didn't dare to let out a fart.

"The three younger sisters have been fertilized, and I will apologize to you. Lao Huang's eyes fell on the three demons' protruding figures, and he said in his heart: "What do you say, let you be fertilized together, and it is not in vain that I have done this trip to the gods."

Staring at the three goblins in front of him, Lao Huang smiled. ####η¬¬δΈ‰ζ›΄ι€δΈŠ. Ask for the end, ask for recommendations, ask for tickets, ask for support! Friends, please!

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