Chapter 36, Ghost Tricks

As the proverb goes: People who are evil are afraid of the sky are not afraid, and good people who are good do not deceive the sky.

The strong ghost king listens to the book of heaven, seems to understand whether he understands or not, he really obeys Wang Lingguan, the chicken eats a broken bowl------ full of stinky (porcelain) words, but he is reckless, and has not experienced a good knowledge and cultural education, the surname is straightforward, will not beat around the bush, usually everyone brothers' gathering, big bowl of wine, large pieces of meat, money women, in the sky, play is the mood, enjoy the fun, and in this, the sensory stimulation has made him soft and forgetful, which to a considerable extent blocks the space for him to express his opinions, in fact, he is not good at verbal expressionOn the surface, he is righteous and awe-inspiring, principled and righteous, but in fact he is despicable and filthy, ruthless, and uses the norms of the underworld to restrain the behavior of gangsters, and the result can only be that black scorpions catch black centipedes------ black eat black, and poison attacks poison, not the blackest, only blacker; there is no most poisonous, only more poisonous. But the Mighty Ghost King had to admit that he and Wang Lingguan had more in common, and it was these commonalities that made them get closer, which was called smelling like each other and gathering like things. Now that they are together, the pursuit of interests is the same, and the anger has calmed down, he can only listen to Wang Lingguan's preaching.

Wang Lingguan saw it in his eyes, his eyebrows were happy, and his heart totaled, all said that the Buddha of the West Heaven was powerful, and no one could run out of his palm, and it seemed that I was not far from him compared to him, and the shadow of the famous tree of the people was just smaller than him, and the experience was less than him. There is no need for any reason to bring down the 'roadblock', just need to use a proper timing, everyone is a chess piece on this huge chessboard between heaven and earth, all for their own survival and **, galloping vertically and horizontally, rushing left and right, one by one seems to be strong, in fact, in the eyes of the chess master, the important surname is not unique, and we are the jackals hidden in the grass, once the opponent horse misses the front hoof, we will pounce fiercely, mercilessly, no, it is iron-blooded and ruthless, with lightning speed, knock him down!"

Although the strong ghost king is dull, he is well-informed, and he has the experience of cultivation in his previous life, after "settling" down, while tasting the food brought by Wang Lingguan, he used his not very developed brain to filter the "car wheel" words spit out from Wang Lingguan's mouth, and he suddenly became enlightened: I see, the old and cunning Wang Lingguan used me as a "gun", and he was the "trigger", no matter how "shooting", no matter who acted as a "bullet", he would only hide behind the scenes, smile hideously, and harvest his "prey" with peace of mind”。 The Mighty Ghost King was unwilling, and asked angrily: "You used us as bait, and you are so sure of the result?"

Wang Lingguan smiled coldly: "The Eight Immortals go to heaven, bring us an unbreakable truth, this is the one who does great things, we must endure loneliness, everything must not be rushed, the six roots are not pure, and we must lose cleanly, we must learn the spirit of Zhang Guolao riding a donkey, although the donkey pace is slow, but steady and solid, step by step, and it is not good to be ambitious, in the casual waiting, unconsciously reach the destination." We are in this situation now, that is, Zhang Guo Lao rides a donkey to read the record book------ can only walk and see, not in the slightest hurry, this is a game related to life and death, if you are not careful, you will lose all the plates, and what you lose is not only your surname, but also money, future, women, Fengying, etc., everything you have at present, are you willing to only avenge your brother, and completely lose your net worth?"

The Mighty Ghost King shook his head: "I avenged my brother and lost my life, this is a loss-making deal, I can't do it, I owe debts and pay back, kill to pay for my life, it is justified." ”

Wang Lingguan glanced at him with disdain, and continued to say calmly: "For the best of both worlds, you must obey my orders unconditionally and carry out my orders to the letter. Whether there are grievances or unwillingness, in order to achieve the goal, the so-called must be ruthless and unscrupulous. ”

The Mighty Ghost King swallowed a mouthful of saliva hard, and said helplessly: "You are great, I am reckless today, I will accompany you, you adults don't care about villains, my surname is like this, there is a place for collision, you take care of it, you only command behind the scenes, and the charge is just handed over to me!"

Wang Lingguan patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction, extremely pleased: "With such a brother, why worry about big things?"

He faintly figured out a trace of Wang Lingguan's motive to instigate him to seek revenge with Tianpeng, his heart moved, and he asked Wang Lingguan anxiously: "The things in the day are too alarming, and the entire Heavenly Palace is full of chickens and dogs, what should I do next?"

Wang Lingguan smiled nonchalantly: "This is a problem that is not a problem, because making a plan, from the beginning to the end, can only be done in one go, in a series of connections, and there is no satisfactory result. I've already planned it, I can't bear the child can't trap the wolf, I can't let the brother not attract admiring eyes, brother, everything is difficult at the beginning, for our cause, you will suffer again, grit your teeth, and be a fairyland 'hard journey'!"

The strong ghost king laughed and laughed when he heard it, he scolded Wang Lingguan in his heart, this old fox, he was sanctimonious, his surname did not change, it was time to burn his eyebrows, and he was still pretending to be relaxed, so he pretended to be mysterious, full of gold teeth------ his mouth was full of (lying) yellow, he didn't explain the truth, and he made his own props, but he had to be clear, he couldn't help it, so he asked directly in a loud voice: " You are the eldest brother, I definitely can't go west when you point to the east, and I definitely can't go north when you guide the guide, but you can't take off your pants and fart------ you can only say it twice, just say it, don't hide it, tell me to be anxious!"

Wang Lingguan's wish came true, not to mention how beautiful it was, this is called being silent, please enter the urn. Active surname, voluntary surname is a necessary prerequisite for doing a good job, things are done perfectly, the key lies in the way and method, this trick is silent, in fact, it is the result of his careful consideration, in fact, according to the surname of the strong ghost king, tailor-made, a "flicker", the strong ghost king "flickered" into his layout, in this way, he omitted the big trouble, no longer need to agitate the three inches of incorruptible tongue, bitter mouth, patience to do the "ideological work" of the strong ghost king.

So Wang Lingguan became straightforward, no longer detoured, poured beans into a bamboo tube------ and neatly informed the Mighty Ghost King of the punishment measures such as detention, fines, and public whipping.

The Mighty Ghost King was inexplicable when he heard it, and the second monk was ------ confused. As far as he knows, there are quite a few immortals in the Heavenly Palace who rely on nepotism, because they are mixed and their cultivation is limited, and not all of them are "gentle, courteous and frugal", so fierce and ruthless things often happen, but in the end, they are all over, how can they come to him and even punish and beat, all of them are hanging!

Seeing that he didn't speak, Wang Lingguan lowered his face and asked coldly: "You just said that you are completely obedient to me, why, you don't admit it when you put on your pants, and you want to regret it before your handwriting is dry?"

The Great Ghost King was so anxious that his face turned the color of pig's liver, and he was so anxious that he slapped his mouth with a face, and said with a sad face: "Big brother, I will be locked up for ten days and a half for a month, and I will never say anything; I will be beaten five hundred times, I will have rough skin and thick flesh, and I will also be a 'pediatric'; I will only be fined 5,000 gold, and I will not accept it." In these years, how much risk do you have to take to earn money, is it easy? Otherwise, you should beat me 500 times and waive the fine! As long as you beat me in public, you will definitely be 'fired.'" ”

Wang Lingguan almost smiled and bent over, so he was out of breath. After dating for so many years, I have long known that the Mighty Ghost King is a well-known "miser" in the Heavenly Palace, but it is indeed unheard of for such a master who is so wealthy, and would rather be humiliated in public than give up his wealth easily. This punishment is a bit on the heavy side, but it is not too heavy to show my feat of righteous annihilation, the form determines the content, there is no vigorous form, how can there be real content? The 'double reed' that we sang seems to be guilty on the surface, but in fact it does not hurt your muscles and bones, you are still your official, and you take office with illness, and when you have the opportunity, you can get it back with profits and profits a few times, and you will be unscathed. As for me, I enforce the law impartially and kill relatives with righteousness, and with this golden signboard, I can let go of my hands and feet. ”

The Mighty Ghost King was obsessed, and still shook his head: "It's not that I'm reluctant to pay money, I just think that our buddies are famous, how can we do that kind of stupid thing with tears, blood and sweat?"

Wang Lingguan knew that he would not be convinced for a while, so he gritted his teeth, patted his chest, and said heroically: "My brother settles accounts, and I can't let my brother get a good thing, so let's put you in prison, beat you and take it, and I will take the punishment for you, how about it?"

Seeing this, the Mighty Ghost King smiled, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Big brother, you are so good! Although the law of heaven is ruthless, when I think of your chivalrous heart, no matter how vicious the whip is, I also regard it as a breeze." ”

Wang Lingguan said in disgust: "You, just this virtue, cherish wealth and not spare your life, short-sighted, rotten wood cannot be carved, and it is easy to spoil big things!"

The powerful ghost king thought to himself: This is not a matter of cherishing money or not sparing life, but a matter of fairness and justice, you have gained fame and fortune in this, but I am a double loss of fame and fortune, I want to compensate, seek a psychological balance, I can't do anything bad, everyone has a share in good things, how can I swallow it alone?

Wang Lingguan saw his thoughts, and said with a pun: "Brother, on the surface, you are particularly 'two', but in fact, the monkey sighs to himself in front of you, why? When the skin is tight, the money will follow, and when the skin is dark, the money will be given. Money is little by little to save up, it is not easy, see the money open, is also the surname, usually see you blackmail others, but also feel that it is a pleasure, not ugly, but beautiful, now said to blackmail to the eldest brother's head, the heart to the heart, only to know that the taste of 'cutting meat' is really painful. ”

The Mighty Ghost King had a hippie smile: "Big brother, you are the God of Wealth, this little money is just a drop in the bucket for you, you are on duty in front of Your Majesty's door, and it is money when you come out, and money when you go in." There is money in and out of the horizontal and vertical, and the fat is very fat, and I can afford to look down on these small money; I have to work this errand, and I have to dig out my mind and muster up the courage to sleep at night, and I am also frightened and unrestful when I sleep at night. Threesome, big brother suffers, and if you fix your money, you should rob the rich and help the poor. ”

Wang Lingguan said: "A dog can't change eating for a hundred miles, a wolf can't change eating people when he walks thousands of miles, Mount Tai is easy to change, and his surname is difficult to change, even if I give you a mental loss fee for this money, you take it, don't have nightmares at night." ”

The Mighty Ghost King wanted to answer, but Wang Lingguan stopped him, lowered his voice again, and admonished: What should you do tomorrow------。 The strong ghost king obeyed, patted his chest and hit the package ticket: "Don't worry, big brother, isn't it just to create public opinion and carry a sedan chair, and wrap it on my brother!"

After the matter was done, Wang Lingguan took his leave satisfied, and before leaving, he threw a few drinking money to the guards, and told everyone to keep it secret, as if he had not come.

In the early morning of the next day, the Mighty Ghost King was tied to the "Pillar of Shame" in the "Tianhe Square" with five flowers, and the "Fierce God" and the "Evil Demon" wearing red execution clothes held high the "Whip of the Gods", using all their strength to take turns whipping the Mighty Ghost King, who had no ability to resist. The strong ghost king's face was fearless, he endured the severe pain, named his name, scolded loudly, "white-eyed wolf", ungrateful, lackeys, and six relatives did not recognize all the vicious language that could be thought of------ and used all the vicious language that could be thought of, and Wang Lingguan was "scolded" to the fullest, and his body was incomplete. Wang Lingguan had a gloomy face, frowned, and did not say a word, just standing on the execution table like a statue, his eyes unblinking to supervise the execution. Everyone heard and witnessed it, and talked about it, praising Wang Lingguan for impartially enforcing the law, iron-faced and selfless, and being able to call the trusted patron saint of the Heavenly Palace.

Wang Lingguan still turned a deaf ear to the surrounding discussions, but his heart felt like he had eaten a belly full of honey------ which was sweet.

Since then, Wang Lingguan's reputation in the Heavenly Palace has been as high as Zhongtian, not only from the people's support rate has been higher than one wave, but also more trusted by the Jade Emperor, as if he is a "superstar" in the Heavenly Palace