Chapter 26 Brother Panda is yin and yang

The highest peak of Qingcheng Mountain, touching the sky high, the fairy spirit is ethereal, and the Yuxiao Palace is located among the clouds. The True Immortal Palace is also.

Outside the gate of Yuxiao Palace, a pair of fat panda children are strictly guarded. Panda Brother Wei left, Panda Brother Wei right.

The Condor clouds flew in, gradually approaching and falling. flew outside the palace gate and turned into Li Bing.

The fat panda brother's strange voice was a little hoarse, and he said, "Why did the senior brother come back in a gray way? Killing the feather back, so miserable and pitiful. ”

The Condor was very embarrassed by the fat panda brother's question, like a head-on stick, very uncomfortable, not responding well, not responding is not good, making it a little embarrassing.

Fortunately, the fat panda brother came to relieve the siege, he glanced at the panda brother stunned, and said: "Senior brother, do you talk like this? too rude, too much?] Makes sense. ”

Brother Panda disagreed, and said, "What's this?" Senior Brother is joking. ”

The fat panda brother said: "Is there such a joke? If you want to be fair, you will be comfortable, when others say this about you?"

The Condor was very tolerant and generous, and said indifferently: "Children's words are not taboo, you don't have to be more serious, ......" "It's always not big." "The panda fat brother is quite dissatisfied.

Brother Fat Panda said: "You are so big, is it as big as the sky?". His voice was still a little hoarse. "Senior brother, the cold is not well yet, let's take some medicine. The Condor asked with concern, "Less fake." Brother Panda said in a rough voice.

The Condor didn't understand it very much, and asked, "Senior brother, what did I offend you about?" "You know it yourself. "Panda Fat Brother, I said again,

The second monk of the Condor was at a loss, and said: "Senior brother, don't say it, I really don't know why you keep topping me? The Condor smiled slightly. "Loaded with garlic! With the appearance of a pig, my heart is bright. Again.

"You and I are like brothers and sisters, what is the matter, to say it clearly, don't fight a belly lawsuit, it's not good?" Hmph! After snatching the first prize and returning home in a big defeat, no one is allowed to say that the tiger's ass can't be touched?" Brother Fat Panda's anger has not subsided, as if he has been wronged by the sky. "Senior brother, after so long, are you still angry? Where is this grabbing merit, it is obviously a task assigned by the master, can you refrain from doing it as an apprentice?" The Condor patiently explained to Brother Panda. "Who knew that you sold a lot of good things in front of the master, got into a lot of slander, and splashed a lot of sewage on me!" It seems that the panda fat brother is pretending to be hostile,

The Condor was a little angry: "Since you don't know, don't guess nonsense." Thinking about it, it doesn't take long to eat. ”

The fat brother of the panda hugged on the side, and said: "Senior brother, the master didn't ask you to go down the mountain, naturally there is a reason for the master, not to pet the senior brother of the Condor, in fact, the master loves you and is good for you, how dangerous the evil dragon is." In Master's opinion, you and I are a little tender. In the end, the panda fat brother added: "Of course, the senior brother wants to go down the mountain to eliminate harm for the people, the starting point is good, and the courage is remarkable." ”

The last sentence of the panda fat brother has the magic of buffering the contradictory atmosphere, which makes the panda fat brother can't help but be sour: "Oh, when did you become so literary, sour, literate, what is remarkable." I get angry when I think about it. ”

The Condor jokingly said: "Panda Fat Brother, you get angry when you think about it, and you don't get angry if you don't want to." If you have a wide heart, you will be fat, and if you look at the panda brother, he is chubby, naïve, and loved by everyone. "He's chubby, I'm not a skinny monkey, and I know that you two are colluding to taunt me." ”

The panda fat brother glanced at the panda fat brother with dissatisfaction: "Death is messing around." Senior Brother ignored him, and I went to tell Master. ”

Brother Panda felt very uncomfortable with Brother Panda's "glance", so he warned: "Fat cub, I warn you, if you look at me like this again, I will pick out your eyeballs and kick them as balls!" Brother Panda, it's too bloody and too cruel. "The Condor is a bit of a critic. "I borrowed twelve of his dares, forgive him and didn't dare, mention!" The Panda Fat Brother doesn't take the Panda Fat Brother in his eyes. "That's right, you can multiply the pig's eyes again, see if I dare to pick out your eyeballs and kick them from the mountain to the bottom of the mountain, so that you will never find them, only to install a monkey's eyeballs!" The panda fat brother said very fiercely.

Senior Brother Condor was kind-hearted, and he was very disgusted by the cruel words made by Panda Fat Brother, and said: "Panda Fat Brother, you are too ruthless, don't make too much of a joke, it hurts the harmony of the senior brother's family, and harmony is precious." ”

The panda fat brother said: "Fat brother, if you twist the senior brother endlessly like this, I won't talk about you, you will definitely jump to eight zhang high if you say it." ”

Panda Fat Brother said: "I hate people talking about half a section the most, that's right, you finish speaking, see if I will jump to eight feet high." Am you talking too much?] Cultivate, right?" I said, you're not allowed to jump. "I promise not to jump or make a fuss. You said. ”

Brother Panda is a big ghost, has a strategy, and has a number of ways, and said unhurriedly: "You always twist the senior brother of the Condor to make trouble, because you have a psychological disorder and are unbalanced, because you are jealous of the senior brother from envy, and jealousy ferments into hostility." "Hey, don't talk nonsense, I'm jealous out of envy? Explain it to me! Otherwise, I'll beat you up and talk nonsense!" Brother Panda is angry, because there was an agreement before that he was not allowed to jump and make trouble, otherwise I am afraid that he will really have to jump eight feet high!" You're beating me, and you're going to shine on you, like that?" Do you think I look like me?" As he spoke, a punch flew.

Brother Panda hurriedly turned sideways and flew up and kicked over.

Brother Panda jumped, and urgently asked a "black bear to pat on the shoulder" to catch Brother Panda.

The panda brother saw that the "black bear patting the shoulder" was very fierce, and a "python wrapped around the waist" wanted to stop the waist and hug the panda brother......

Brother Panda jumped up with a "fish leaping over the dragon gate" and escaped a catastrophe.

Brother Panda has another "Eagle Claw Catching Rabbit", and the iron claw is about to cover Brother Panda.

Brother Panda, he hurriedly turned his head and let go of this fateful trick.

In fact, Brother Panda's hand deliberately came slowly, otherwise Brother Panda would not be able to speed faster than the eagle!

The Condor brothers, who were watching the excitement on the sidelines, applauded warmly: "Wonderful, wonderful, so wonderful." It's really a hero against a hero, a fierce general meets a good talent, a tie, no matter up or down, both are champions. Then separated the two from it: "One evil spirit also came out, and the other also fought with grievances, and learned from the senior brothers, and the more they fought, the more affectionate they became." ”

After the mediation of Senior Brother Condor, the two of them were dissipated, and Brother Panda also knew that he was too rude, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Senior Brother Condor, it's just a joke." Am I?] Culture, brutal words, ?] There is a bottom line, just to enjoy the mouth. "Brother Panda has made a self-criticism, and his posture is good.

Hearing Brother Panda say this, Senior Brother Condor immediately turned solemnity into warmth and said, "Well, that's right. It is very good to know what is wrong with you and to avoid it. ”

Brother Panda was generous-hearted and said in a simple and cute manner: "I won't give him general knowledge." ”

Senior Brother Condor immediately praised it: "Brother Panda is young and has the style of a gentleman. ”

Brother Panda was happy when he heard the cousin of the senior brother of the Condor and jumped.

Brother Panda's face was very uncomfortable, and even his face collapsed, obviously very unconvinced, and said: "He has the style of a gentleman? “

Senior Brother Condor knew that Brother Panda was used to being angry on weekdays, so he said with a pleasant face: "Brother Panda, the senior brothers are talking about Longmen?, and it is inevitable to fight and fight, but don't go on the line, it hurts the harmony again." “

Panda Fat Brother insisted on his own statement: "Just kidding, gentleman's style, what kind of threshold is that?"

Senior Brother Condor asked with interest, "What threshold?"

Brother Panda said eloquently: "The gentleman of the ancients, bright and upright, that can be called the style of a gentleman." “

Senior Brother Condor nodded slightly, agreeing with this statement: "Brother Panda Fat has a point. “

The fat brother of the panda was anxious, and felt that the words of the panda brother were insulting to his own personality: "You make it clear, why am I not upright? You must explain it clearly to me, and you are not allowed to talk about it!"

"As you said, when you stole and ate other people's bamboo, you were chased and caught, was it a gentleman's doing?"

Brother Panda hurriedly retorted: "That's the naughtiness of childhood, I want to taste the tender bamboo shoots in the farmer's forest plate, it's delicious, you have to talk about it, it's too funny." ”

"What's funny? From a young age to a big man, when he was three years old and when he was old, why didn't he say it? The melon field is not acceptable, and the plum is not tidy, that is the style of a gentleman. ”

Senior Brother Condor Yuan said: "Naughty children are playful, innocent, but they are actually wonderful memories of life. ”

Brother Panda is very uneasy, and the Condor protects the short Panda Brother: "Senior Brother, you always change your way to protect Brother Panda." Heart's Eye?] Placed in the middle, it is not authentic at all. “

Senior Brother Condor upheld justice and said: "Brother Panda, which child has wet the bed, hasn't he?"

Brother Panda said again: "Whistleblowing, making a small report, is also a gentleman's style?" "I have been a whistleblower for a long time?"

"Once I overslept and didn't catch up with the practice, if you don't tell the truth, how will Master know?" Brother Panda knew that Brother Panda had misunderstood, so he hurriedly explained: "That time, Master was afraid that you would be sick and asked me to come to see you, because you were too careful." ”

Senior Brother Condor had no choice but to come to the mud again, and said, "Brother Panda, it's all a small thing in the past, where can you be a gentleman?"

Brother Panda was still a little angry, and said: "You are always reasonable, and there are many reasons for twisting and turning, I said that I can't win you two mouths." ”

Brother Panda said seriously: "Don't gossip, get down to business, don't delay me to inform the master, the master should be almost down when he practices the Dan." “

The Condor said: "Thank you, junior brother, for informing??" Father. ”

The panda fat brother said: "Senior brother, you're welcome. ”

Seeing that these two senior brothers were so polite and humble, the panda fat brother was very uncomfortable: "Forget it, forget it, don't let you take away all your face." I'll tell Master to go," said Brother Panda, turning around and going in to say goodbye.

The Condor and the Panda Brother looked at each other and smiled.

Senior Brother Condor shook his head helplessly: "Brother Panda is such a person, straight to the point, and he can't hold things in his heart." ”

The panda fat brother said: "Senior brother, you are too accommodating to him and spoiled him. ”

The Condor smiled slightly: "Who called him Panda Fat Brother?"

The panda fat brother said: "Maybe the panda fat brother should be yin and yang?"

"He hasn't woken up yet. ”

"How old do you have to be to wake up?" The panda fat brother didn't understand. "Who knows? Human growth is a long process, some people are shorter, some people are longer. This is more or less inextricably related to the influence of his parents, the level of education he received, the living environment he is in, and so on. "Brother Panda is longer, I'll be shorter?" Yes, as the saying goes, 'people are different, and flowers have a few kinds of red' that varies from person to person. Senior Brother Condor said.

The fat panda brother waited a little impatiently, and said, "This is a common falcon?"

Senior Brother Condor said: "About the end of Master's alchemy, Senior Brother Panda Fat has to stand aside, waiting for Master to finish his homework before he can tell him." ”