The eleventh time, Princess Jiao was in distress among the flowers, and Marshal Meng rescued her
As the proverb goes: When the governor has few right and wrong, there is more right and wrong, and there are many people who know right and wrong.
Dong Yong felt that he was lightheaded, so he grabbed the arm of the Seven Fairies tightly and used it as his support. Chang'e and the princesses were not surprised, laughing and stepping on the clouds. The seven fairies had no choice but to support Dong Yong, walk the path, and staggered towards Yaochi.
Dong Yong drank too much wine, it seemed that it was the first time in his life that he drank so much wine, the mortal world was so poor that he had no money to drink, and he went to the Heavenly Palace under the discipline of the Seven Fairies, and he had no chance to eat and drink according to his own heart. Today is said to be a godsend, one is to fall in love with Tianpeng and others, "the wine is a thousand cups of confidants", and there is no moderation in drinking this wine; the other is that the seven fairies "understand the righteousness" and know that dissuading Dong Yong from drinking on such occasions is a stupid thing that "spoils the scenery" and "provokes the anger of the public", so they are happy to push the boat along the river, deliberately relax their "surveillance" of Dong Yong, and devote themselves wholeheartedly to the game with their sisters. Dong Yongshi is well versed in the truth of "deep feelings and stuffiness, emotional iron drinking and vomiting blood", and it is the first time in his life that he indulges himself so much, so he drinks unscrupulously and "fights" to drink without falling behind. This made Tianpeng, Tianyou, Barefoot Daxian, Tie Guan Li, Han Zhongli and others greatly admired. You must know that these immortals are veritable "wine fairies" in the Heavenly Palace, and they will "learn" together when they have nothing to do, "cook wine on heroes", and "see character in wine". Now that the dignified horses are drinking, they are as hearty and hearty as they are, and they are free to let go of the "quantity", unrestrained, and drink freely.
Afterwards, the barefoot immortal commented on Dong Yong like this: "The horse is the god of blood and bravery, once he meets his bosom friend, he will be indomitable and face difficulties." In the past, I knew people but didn't know my heart, and I stayed away from the courtyard. At that banquet, the first was that 'the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers', and the second is that 'the wine is a thousand cups of confidants', and the two factors are superimposed, so that everyone gathers together happily and disperses happily. ”
Dong Yong, who was happy, staggered and swayed with the support of his wife, and walked the "snake step" and played "monkey boxing" on the grass among the flowers. Although his steps were difficult, each step was on solid ground, which made his confused mind illusory the feeling of returning to the mortal world. I haven't had this feeling for a long time, since I came to the Heavenly Palace, everything has been shrouded in clouds and fog, and when I go out to "ride the clouds", I seem to be lying in the clouds, and my body is fluttering lightly, and I don't know where my "roots" are? In the mortal world, I am a mortal-eyed flesh fetus, living by labor, facing the loess with my back to the sky, and clearly leaving the mark of my hard work on the solid land. Now he is ** into an immortal, reborn, stepping on auspicious clouds to heaven, stretching out his hand to eat to open his mouth, and seems to have forgotten the hardships of labor and the taste of sweat. I just feel that my heart is empty, my body is light, and I no longer have the ability to read in my mind. Now, Dong Yong is no longer the original Dong Yong, it is the environment that has changed him, and the result of the change is that the surname is still the same, but it has become a "wine fairy";
As she walked, the Seven Fairies felt that Dong Yong, who was "hanging" on her arm, was getting heavier and heavier, and although she used her strength to feed, she was still so tired that her face was flushed, and she was panting, and her "Mandarin Duck Steps" became a little messy. The Seven Fairies had no choice but to stop, and asked Dong Yong impatiently: "I said Dong Lang, do you think you can do it?"
Dong Yong shook his head like a rattle, and said vaguely: "Who said I can't do it? I am a real person today, don't look at the marshal, they are the 'god of wine', I am a well-deserved 'wine fairy', we are together, it is half a catty and eight taels, and we are equal, and it can be a draw." Wait until tomorrow, you invite them to Yaochi, I will shake my spirits and fight with them for three more lilies. ”
The Seven Fairies secretly complained, there was no village in front of this place, and there was no store in the back, and with her own strength, she would not be able to bring Dong Yong, who was drunk into a puddle of mud, back to Yaochi. It is also the seven fairies who are very intelligent, after a little thought, she thought about it, she saw that the weeds here are fragrant, the flowers are romantic, and the wind is beautiful, and the sun is rising, the surname Suo dispelled the idea of going home quickly, and helped Dong Yong to a plane tree on the spot, and said softly: "Dong Lang, the green grass here is like grass, and the shadows of the trees are swaying, which is an excellent place for you to rest and sober up." Why don't we stop here for a moment, what do you think?"
Dong Yong still didn't realize that he had drunk too much wine, he was too excited, although his body did not listen to the "call" of his head, after all, the "headquarters" was working normally, and it was far from reaching the level of "no distinction between right and wrong". After listening to the words of the seven fairies, he was so happy that he said the words in his heart: "You should rest and enjoy the flowers and plants." If you walk around again, not to mention the hardship, you meet individual wandering immortals, and witness the relationship between you and me, you have to rap and say that I am used to eating 'soft rice', and I will be a burden to you. ”
The Seven Fairies' hearts were on fire, and as soon as they let go, Dong Yong lay down on the grass like a pocket.
The Seven Fairies pointed at Dong Yong's nose and "threatened": "Dong Lang, if you say this kind of thing again, I really ignore you!" After saying this, there was no movement, and when he looked closely, Dong Yong's eyes were already slightly closed, and he fell asleep.
The Seven Fairies couldn't cry or laugh, the original intention was to let Dong Yong sleep on the "grass carpet", but now, he actually slept like this, although it was indecent, but it was a matter of course, and it was a coincidence. The Seven Fairies leaned down, tidied up Dong Yong's sleeping posture, and casually knitted a "Flower and Grass Square Pillow" and gently cushioned it under Dong Yong's head. After all this, she also sat down on the grass, looking forward to it, admiring the flowers and playing with the grass. When I was intoxicated, my eyes lit up, and a huge phoenix butterfly flew over, with yellow wings and red spots, extremely beautiful, shining with golden light in the bright sun. The Seven Fairies like novelty things, collecting and making butterfly specimens is her hobby, and treasures are desirable but not sought. At this time, the seven fairies' hearts were full of joy, glad that they were crooked, and inadvertently bumped into the great luck, she "soared" from the grass to "catapult", and also forgot the fatigue just now, the posture was vigorous, the gait was light, and she pounced on the butterfly.
The flowers are intentional, the butterfly is affectionate, the butterfly proudly falls on a yellow orchid petal, greedily sucking the sweet nectar, suddenly a strong wind blows behind it, the compound eyes turn, do not feel the soul scattered, escape. The Seven Fairies were in hot pursuit, pressing forward step by step. A girl and a butterfly played "hide and seek" among the flowers in the meadow.
As the saying goes: The praying mantis catches the cicada, and the yellow finch follows. On a whim, the Seven Fairies concentrated on the "encirclement, pursuit, and interception" tactics against the phoenix, but ignored the danger behind them. While chasing, the Seven Fairies faintly felt that there was a fishy wind behind her, and she was surprised, and when she turned her head suddenly, she couldn't help but lose her complexion, and screamed "Ah". A monster with a blue face and fangs and horns on its head smiled fiercely and lunged at her with a fierce look. Without thinking, the seven fairies used their willow waist to make a move "Fairy Flying into the Sky" and soared into the air, and then changed the move "Golden Eagle into the Nest" in the air and landed lightly in the distance.
The monster was stunned for a moment, and then became angry, and pounced again with a move of "hungry tiger pounced".
The Seven Fairies were calm, raised their hands, and shouted crisply: "Look at the fight!", accompanied by the voice, a golden light rushed straight to the monster's face. This is the unique secret weapon of the Seven Fairies, the "Orchid Shovel", made of seabed steel, plated with gold powder, and extremely sharp.
The monster couldn't dodge, the "Orchid Shovel" had hit the front door, a sharp pain, unable to stand, "poof", and fell to the ground.
The Seven Fairies sneered, pursed their lips contemptuously, and said disdainfully, "With the kung fu of this 'three-legged cat', you dare to challenge your aunt's authority?"
Unexpectedly, the monster who fell to the ground opened his mouth, and his hoarse voice laboriously "squeezed" out of his throat one by one: "Xiao Nizi is really good, she is ruthless, and she is thunderous." If I didn't have this 'earth evil qi' to protect my body, I'm afraid I would really die in the hands of your little girl. But it doesn't matter, the spicier the more flavorful, although this king is ugly, but he is the Tai Sui who appreciates the flowers and folds the willows!" After speaking, he staggered and got up, his eyes showed a fierce light, his teeth and claws danced, and he pounced viciously again.
The Seven Fairies have been in the boudoir for a long time, and there are only a handful of immortals they have seen. The familiar gods are also gentle, civilized and hygienic in front of her because of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother. Today, it is said that it is "unprecedented" to meet such a master, and his appearance is extremely ugly, it is simply a poor language, and it cannot be described. The Seven Fairies have grown so big, ugly, handsome, old, young, and have seen countless faces, but they never dreamed that there would be such an ugly and shameless and shocking individual in their lives! Originally, the ugly and handsome were due to the will of God, and they were impeccable, and as long as their hearts were normal, they could also live happily under the same blue sky. However, if the sword goes sideways, angers the society, and "breaks the jar and falls", then there is a danger of becoming a social moth.
The seven fairies were stunned, and the monster had already pounced in front of them, and a strong wind was coming, carrying a strong fishy smell at the same time. That posture, "Eagle Fighting Rabbit", is determined to win.
The Seven Fairies held back the vomiting, held their breath, turned around, and jumped away lightly. She didn't expect that her protective weapon couldn't help this monster for half a point, it seems that this "earth evil qi" has some magical powers. In this way, when it comes to "fighting alone", I am afraid that it is difficult to predict the outcome of the victory. I was anxious, I had an idea, I thought about it, flashed, spread, soared, moved, and jumped, surrounded the monster to perform light skills, hoping to drag the monster down, and I could find a chance to get out. How do you think that the monster's kung fu is very good, the appearance of the body looks extremely stupid, but the action is very flexible, let the seven fairies do their best, but the monster is not in a hurry or annoyed, hippie smile, show off his might, and pester the seven fairies to fight the "peace fight". After trying a few tricks, the seven fairies were shocked, knowing that they were not monster opponents, they "retreated as advances", shook a few moves, and took advantage of the monster's hurry, rotated with both hands, and shot out two "orchid shovels" in a row. In fact, this is a last resort, knowing that the monster is invulnerable, but no matter how bad it is, it can also play a role in delaying the monster's attack speed, and at the same time shouting: "Dong Lang, hurry up and help me catch the silver thief!"
The monster believed it, and hurriedly turned its head and looked around. The Seven Fairies took the opportunity to escape. The monster found out that he had been deceived, he was angry, the dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, suddenly exerted his strength, rose to the sky, and several ups and downs actually stopped the seven fairies. The Seven Fairies were terrified, their bodies involuntarily retreated, plucked up their courage, and with a cry in their voices, they shouted, "Dong Lang, save me!"
The monster laughed when he heard this: "If you just shout to break the sky, the king of heaven will not be able to come." ”
Then I heard a voice behind me say, "Who said I couldn't come?"
The monster was so shocked that the three souls were out of the body, the five spirits left the body, turned around sharply, Dong Yongzao punched it, and in the middle of the door, the monster "Mom" howled in pain, and retreated several steps. Rao is monster has rough skin and thick flesh, and he has "earth evil qi" to protect his body, but this real punch still beat him to the point that his eyes are full of gold stars and his eyes are bruised. Dong Yong saw that he succeeded in a punch, but he didn't let anyone do it, followed up a few steps, and performed the exclusive stunt "Tianyu Fist", punching and kicking, punching back and forth, like flowing clouds and water, covering the monster's whole body. The monster was caught off guard, in a hurry, and in a stunned state, he had received a few punches and kicks all over his body, and he grinned in pain and jumped like thunder. The Seven Fairies were in great spirits, holding the "Orchid Shovel" in their hands as an exclusive blade, stabbing at the monster from behind. The monster was furious, relying on his "earth evil qi" to protect his body, and ignoring the seven fairies behind him, roaring, "Horizontal rake and vertical broom", extremely powerful, vicious and spicy, every punch and kick pointed at Dong Yong's vital parts. Dong Yong had just succeeded in a sneak attack, and he wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue him, beat the "water dogs", and rescue the seven fairies. Unexpectedly, the monster's kung fu was weird, and his fists and feet were obviously hit on him, and he also used the strength to eat, but the monster didn't realize it, and it was still rampage. Dong Yong's experience is short, where has he ever seen this kind of fighting, he obviously hit the opponent, but the opponent turned a deaf ear and went his own way; when the opponent's fists and feet attacked, he had no ability to parry, only dodge. "Duel under unequal conditions, cheat!", Dong Yongben was engrossed, at this time his thoughts slipped away, his shoulder had been punched heavily, and his heart and lungs were painful, and he "kicked and kicked" and took several steps backwards one after another, his feet were weak, and he sat on the grass with a "plop".
The Seven Fairies hurriedly shouted: "Dong Lang! Dong Lang!"
The monster turned around, triumphant, shy, and the gaze of the silver evil was unobstructed: "Xiao Nizi is really affectionate enough." It's a pity, I'm afraid you won't be able to see your Langjun in the future. ”
At this time, the seven fairies saw that it was too late to escape, so Suo Heng made a heart, forced to look at the monster's extremely ugly old face, and shouted angrily: "Old monster, Hugh is rude! Lang Lang Qiankun, you are so arrogant, are you not afraid of violating the rules of heaven and thundering five times in the sky?"
The monster snorted lightly in his nose, and his face was full of disdain: "The rules of heaven? That's for the powerless people, in my eyes, it's a dead letter, and the fart is not worth it." I just have to be happy, and if something happens, someone will come forward to settle it. ”
"Presumptuous! I'm a princess. If you dare to speak again, I will tell you to be in a different place, and you will never be able to survive. "The Seven Fairies are strong outside, she is a dead horse as a live horse doctor, right now, she can only delay time as much as possible, I hope that Dong Yong will stand up as soon as possible, accumulate strength, and return to the battle, no matter what, Dong Yong is her spiritual pillar, the pillar does not fall, the spirit does not fall. Second, I hope that by coincidence, the rescue will appear, although the probability is slim, but in any emergency, you can't abandon your dreams.
The monster was brazen and extremely arrogant: "Princess, princess is good! I have seen a lot of jasper in the small family, I haven't seen a few ladies, the princess has never heard of it, and the meat sent to the mouth is not to be eaten. The monster said, the corners of his mouth flowed "Ha Lazi", and he pressed towards the seven fairies step by step.
The Seven Fairies are surnamed Lie, no matter how critical the moment is, they will not sit and wait for death, at this time, they don't see Dong Yong in front of them, and they don't see the rescuers in the back, so they have to grit their jade teeth, desperately bet, barely support, and fight and retreat. She saw an ancient tree next to her, and her heart moved, and a "swallow skimming the water" deftly got behind the tree. The monster was overjoyed, and he took it for granted that the Seven Fairies had no way to escape but to seek refuge from the ancient tree. Xu is eager to win, the monster panicked, saw the ancient tree and jumped over, suddenly felt a flower in front of him, his body seemed to hit the "copper wall", and the pain spread throughout the body in an instant, "grunt", and fell heavily to the ground. The monster endured the pain and rubbed his eyes, but he could hardly believe his eyes, because there was nothing in front of him but a tree, and with his own skills, he would not be able to hit the ancient tree no matter what. The monster was puzzled, and he was afraid of long nights and dreams, so that the "prey" in his hands took the opportunity to escape. He gritted his teeth, stood up with a curse, stretched out his hands, and cautiously touched behind the tree. This touch, sure enough, touched a soft and warm body. The monster was ecstatic, his arms exerting force, regardless of it, trying to hug the body he touched into his arms. Just as he was dreaming, his body suddenly hung in the air, and before he could recover his senses, he was thrown out again with a strong force, and his stupid body drew an arc in the air, and he fell heavily to the ground again. This time, the monster couldn't bear it anymore, and screamed "Daddy, Mommy".
The seven fairies turned out from behind the tree, gritted their teeth, their apricot eyes widened, kicked over, and scolded in their mouths: "Silver thief, if you don't go to the bright road, there is no way to go to hell, you are full of evil, and you will die without a place to be buried!"
The monster had a slow head, and he couldn't understand how he had been thrown to the ground twice, thinking that even if Xiao Nizi and her Lang Jun were tied together, they wouldn't have such magical skills! Could it be that he had fallen into Xiao Nizi's magic and couldn't do anything? The monster was nervous, and was kicked by the Seven Fairies again, thinking that this time it was actually planted in the hands of the female streamer, and what kind of face would he have in the rivers and lakes in the future, and who would be obedient and respectful to himself? Thinking of this, he was ashamed and indignant, and regardless of the pain, a "carp beat up" turned up from the ground and fought back.
The Seven Fairies said, "Your evil deeds will be rewarded in the end, and your anger is exhausted, and you will not open your dog's eyes to see who is standing in front of you?"