The third, second, fourth, mysterious brother comes out, a fart of Pangu
Zi once said a very bullish sentence, saying: "Then what is the whole thing that kills you, my lover!" Ladies and gentlemen, the deep hatred of love is also valid. This love and hate is originally a thing, and emptiness is color and emptiness, which is the truth.
Huang Shiren is a thorn in the flesh in the eye, a bowl of shark fin in front of the hungry man, don't kill it, don't eat it, it's definitely not a round style, so he made the special nemesis of Da Luo Jinxian Supreme Desperate Thunder Tribulation, Huang Shiren is nine heads, and he will be ashes.
But then again, the world's sluts are generally cheap, life is as endless as stool, and Huang Shiren's life is much stronger than that stool.
Seeing that he was about to die, he straightened up, but he heard a sound of surprise in the chaotic space in his primordial spirit, and it was the mysterious old brother who had been cowering in the space and never showed up.
"My brother, Lao Huang is going to hang up now, don't you want to be so stupid?" Huang Shiren said bitterly.
"Are you going to hang up, is there anyone in the world who can let you hang up?" the mysterious old man smiled.
"I'm serious! You can also feel the situation outside, Mixed Yuan has released the supreme Desperate Thunder Tribulation, and I can't get up with bruises all over my body now. Alas, brother, we have met once, since then, it is slim, you think of me in the future, don't forget to burn more paper for me!" Huang Shiren snorted, infinitely sentimental.
"You said it's a hybrid outside!?" The mysterious old man's tone suddenly became cold when he heard the name of the mixed element.
"It's not raised by this brother-in-law, who else can there be!? You hide first, the supreme desperate thunder tribulation is very bullish, and it doesn't matter if I hang up alone, but it can't affect you. Huang Shiren's words were extremely sincere.
The mysterious old brother was silent for a while, and said lightly: "The supreme desperation of the bullshit! Shiren, don't you feel it." Are you familiar with that smell?"
"I'm wondering!" said Huang Shiren.
"Think about it again?"
"Get rid of it, brother, I'm going to hang up now. How can you think about these things!"
"Hehe, you slut! When I first knew that you practiced Pangu steps, that breath was ......"
"Oh, yes, yes, it's very similar!" Huang Shiren exclaimed.
At the beginning of the Pure Land of Bliss in the West. Kunpeng taught the Northern Darkness Lingyan to Huang Shiren and Na Zhun Ti Death, Huang Shiren Yuan Shen entered the chaotic space to practice, and it was precisely by the guidance of this mysterious brother that he forked it, and when this old brother pointed out the Northern Darkness Lingyan, the breath that was emitted was not the breath in front of him!?
"Brother, what is the origin of this supreme fateful thunderstorm!?" Huang Shiren gossiped.
"Fuck it, it's just me...... That, huh. It's just a fart. ”
"What a fart!?Brother, aren't I miserable enough now?You're still joking with me!"
The mysterious old brother hehehe, and said, "Have you heard of Pangu?"
"Nonsense! Then a person from Niu Cha is my idol!"
"Hehe, after Pangu opened the world back then. hung very miserably, the body turned into the sun, moon, mountains, rivers, grass, trees, snakes, insects, and the vitality in the body was also cheaper for many people, of course, after opening the world, there was very little vitality left. What's more, they were scattered by the powerful power that erupted when they opened the world, and they became Pangu Qi. ”
"Pangu gas?"
"Exactly, this qi, although it carries Pangu's ability, but compared to the vitality, it is too bad. To put it bluntly, it's about the same as a fart. ”
"Brother, it's Pangu's fart, that's also very good!"
"That's right, hehe, Hongjun, he blackened Pangu when he opened the world, I told you about this, Mixed Yuan, a slut, got such a Pangu gas. ”
"Brother, could it be that this supreme desperating thunder tribulation was refined by the mixed yuan with that Pangu qi?"
"Of course, otherwise what else do you think there is!? Fucking cheeky, take a fart and call it a mysterious supreme thunderstorm, Shiren, break it!"
Huang Shiren's eyes were about to fall to the ground. Rub, this old brother is really a bastard, he has never seen his ability, but he has heard countless big words, as if no one in the world can enter his eyes.
"Brother, it's a fart of Pangu, and I can't support it. I'm going to hang up. ”
"Hehe, I've been lonely for countless years, and I finally met you kid, although your kid is a thief, but he has a good heart, and he gets along with me, if you hang up, won't I lose money?
"Really, fake?" Huang Shiren was overjoyed.
This mysterious old brother, although he doesn't know where it came from, although he has never seen him make a move, but Huang Shiren knows that this guy's insight and ability are absolutely leveraged, since he can see the origin of this supreme desperate thunder tribulation at a glance, he has always had a way to deal with it.
"Brother, hurry up, this thunder tribulation is about to fall!" Huang Shiren looked up at the sky, and the white light had already risen to a hundred feet in a square circle, faintly formed.
"If you want to live, you have to rely on the boy in your arms. ”
"You mean, Yueyue?" Huang Shiren's face was full of black lines: "Brother, it's not that you haven't seen it, my relatives are worse than me, and there is only the Yuan Shen left, how can you save me?"
"Rub it! Tell you, you still don't believe it! I ask you, Pangu's fart is also a fart, fart, what are you most afraid of?"
"You're damn! I'm fine, and I'm not going to study that! Time is pressing, hurry up!"
"Shiren, you brain, you're getting less and less smart, I'm telling you, fart, what I'm afraid of is fire!"
"Fire?!" Huang Shiren's heart trembled.
Yes, yes, yes. In my previous life, I seem to have heard that the fart is actually the gas produced by human digestion, the main ingredient is what methane, if it touches the fire, then it can burn, burn, there is still a ghost left!
That's great!
"Brother, you go on, what kind of fire do you have to use to break this fart?"
"Hehe, there are only three kinds of fire in the world that can break such a fart!"
"Speak!"
"First, it is the fire spirit of the dead ghost, this is the ancestor of all fires, and it can naturally be broken. “
"Please, if my cheap master had been here, I wouldn't have suffered from this a long time ago!"
"Yes. Second, it is the Harmony Chaos Fire. “
"Die! Now I can't say that it's Hongmeng Chaos Fire, and I can't even get my own Three Flavors True Fire!"
"So...... Alas, the third is the clear fire in Pangu's heart. “
"Pangu's heart is clear!?" Huang Shiren heard this, a mouthful of blood flew out, and he was furious: "Brother, are you teasing me!? Pangu has been dead for I don't know how many years, how can I get him that heart is clear!?"
"You slut! Don't you have that little reptile!"
"Stop, stop! Yueyue has Pangu's heart clear fire!? No, he is a fire unicorn, a unicorn royal family, and there are qilin fires and unicorn holy fires, but what is Pangu's heart clear fire?"
"You don't know. Hehe, in fact, there are not many people who know the details of this, let me tell you about it. ”
"You are also very clear about the affairs of Pangu, after the opening of the world back then, the body spirit turned into this world. You also know that in the body, the most agile thing is the heart, so the earliest species that is transformed must be transformed from the heart. ”
"Let's stay! Yes, yes, Baoyi also said that the Qilin clan is the first batch of creatures born after the opening of the world!"
"What a bullshit unicorn, it's just a worm in my heart. ”
"What kind of worm?"
"When a man lives, he has thoughts, and thoughts are born from the heart. The heart is just a lump of flesh and blood, and it is the worm that really gives birth to thoughts. The insect has no substance, but it is a spirit-like existence. Pangu hung up, but the insect did not, but got the essence, contaminated with the clear fire in the heart, and became the first batch of species. ”...,
"It makes a lot of sense! But brother, what is this clear fire in your heart?"
"Do you usually get angry?"
"Of course, I'm over-tempered!"
"Will you get angry when you're angry?"
"Naturally angry!"
"That's it!"
"Rub, my heart is clear, this is it!?"
"Die, that's such a fire in the heart of a person who is in the wind and the wind, naturally leveraged!"
"You mean, the Qilin Fire of the Qilin Clan is the clear fire in the heart of Pangu?!"
"Not really, to be precise, it's the Qilin Holy Flame that you did, yes. ”
"Understood, do you mean that as long as I obediently release the Qilin Holy Flame, I will be saved!?" Huang Shiren sighed in his heart!
Look at our father and son! Fang is Lao Tzu saving his son, and it will be his son saving Lao Tzu in a while! This feeling is so deep!
was excited, Huang Shiren suddenly shivered: "Brother, it's not right!"
"What's wrong again!?" the mysterious guy got angry.
"My dear brother! Yueyue doesn't say that it's a Qilin Holy Fire now, it's a fart, and it can't be released, you see, he's like that...... Oh! no!" Huang Shiren looked at the Moon Moon Yuan God in the Sky Swallowing Bag, and his eyes suddenly widened!
In the middle of the day, there was a ghost crying wolf howl from Lao Huang: "Nani!?rub!
Wukong and the others at the bottom kept watching Huang Shiren muttering and chirping there, as if talking to himself, and it was clear that he was talking to someone, extremely obscene and sneaky. Suddenly, he heard his crazy gong-like voice again, and Goku was also startled.
"Nezha, is Master okay, isn't he going to have a nervous breakdown?"
"Die! The person who can make my master have a mental breakdown is still fermenting in his mother's belly! There must be some kind of moth!"
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid! As soon as my master has a moth, I'm afraid! Nezha, let's go farther, go far!" Wukong dragged Nezha and flew away.
"What the hell is going on with this slut?" is to hug one, and he is also full of doubts at this time. (To be continued) RQ