The highest peak of Qingcheng Mountain, touching the sky high, the fairy spirit is ethereal, and the Yuxiao Palace is located among the clouds. The True Immortal Palace is also.

Outside the gate of Yuxiao Palace, a pair of fat panda children are strictly guarded. Panda Brother Wei left, Panda Brother Wei right.

The Condor clouds flew in, gradually approaching and falling. flew outside the palace gate and turned into Li Bing.

The fat panda brother's strange voice was a little hoarse, and he said, "Why did the senior brother come back in a gray way? Killing the feather back, so miserable and pitiful. ”

The Condor was very embarrassed by the fat panda brother's question, like a head-on stick, very uncomfortable, not responding well, not responding is not good, making it a little embarrassing.

Fortunately, the fat panda brother rushed over to solve the siege, he glanced at the panda brother and said, "Senior brother, do you talk like this? It's too rude, it's too unreasonable." Besides, the senior brother's family hasn't seen each other for a long time, and there is no affectionate word, so it's too much. ”

The fat panda brother disagreed, and said: "What's this? Senior brother's family is joking, shabu shabu, this is also a way of intimacy, why stick to a rigid way that has not changed for thousands of years?" You see, the fat panda brother can really come up with a set of rhetoric.

The fat panda brother said: "Is there such a joke? If you want to be fair, you will be comfortable, when others say this about you?"

The Condor was very tolerant and generous, and said indifferently: "Children's words are not taboo, you don't have to be more serious......" "I always don't grow up, I think I'm still very small, but I can't eat." "The panda fat brother is quite dissatisfied.

Brother Fat Panda said, "You are so big, are you as big as the sky? Do you have the Monkey King?" His voice was still a little hoarse. "Senior brother. Haven't you had a good cold? The Condor asked with concern, "Less fake." Brother Panda said in a rough voice.

The Condor didn't understand it and asked, "Senior brother, where did I offend you?" Talking is always on the chest. "You know it yourself. "Panda Fat Brother, I said again,

The second monk of the Condor was dumbfounded, and said: "Senior brother, don't say it, I really don't know why you keep pushing me." Even full of hatred and hostility. Please guide me and let me change my ways. The Condor smiled slightly. "Loaded with garlic! With the appearance of a pig, my heart is bright. "Panda Fat Brother. Still reluctantly replied.

"You and I are like brothers and sisters, what is the matter. Say it in the light. Don't go to belly lawsuits, isn't that good?" Hmph! After snatching the first credit and returning home in a big defeat, people are not allowed to say that it is the tiger's ass that cannot be touched?" Brother Fat Panda's anger has not subsided, as if he has been wronged by the sky. "Senior brother, after so long, are you still angry? Where is this grabbing merit, it is obviously a task assigned by the master. Can you quit if you are an apprentice?" The Condor patiently explained to Brother Panda. "Who knew that you sold a lot of good things in front of Master. There was a lot of slander and a lot of sewage poured on me!" It seems that the panda fat brother is indeed pretending to be hostile,

The Condor was a little angry: "Since you don't know, don't guess nonsense." Thinking about it, it doesn't take long to eat. ”

The fat brother of the panda hugged on the side, and said: "Senior brother, the master didn't ask you to go down the mountain, naturally there is a reason for the master, not to pet the senior brother of the Condor, in fact, the master loves you and is good for you, how dangerous the evil dragon is." In Master's opinion, you and I are a little tender. In the end, the panda fat brother added: "Of course, the senior brother wants to go down the mountain to eliminate harm for the people, the starting point is good, and the courage is remarkable." ”

The last sentence of the panda fat brother has the magic of buffering the contradictory atmosphere, which makes the panda fat brother can't help but be sour: "Oh, when did you become so literary, sour, literate, what is remarkable." I get angry when I think about it. ”

The Condor jokingly said: "Panda Fat Brother, you get angry when you think about it, and you don't get angry if you don't want to." If you have a wide heart, you will be fat, and if you look at the panda brother, he is chubby, naïve, and loved by everyone. "He's chubby, I'm not a skinny monkey, and I know that you two are colluding to taunt me." ”

The panda fat brother glanced at the panda fat brother very dissatisfied, and said, "You are a person who loves to die and mess around." Senior Brother ignored him, and I went to tell Master. ”

Brother Panda felt very uncomfortable with Brother Panda's "glance", so he warned: "Fat cub, I warn you, if you look at me like this again, I will pick out your eyeballs and kick them as balls!" Brother Panda, it's too bloody and too cruel. "The Condor is a bit of a critic. "I borrowed twelve of his dares, forgive him for not daring, and be hypocritical!" The Panda Fat Brother doesn't take the Panda Fat Brother in his eyes. "That's right, you can raise the pig's eyes again, see if I dare to pick out your eyeballs, kick them from the mountain to the bottom of the mountain, so that you can never find them, only to install a monkey's eyeballs!" The panda fat brother said very fiercely.

Senior Brother Condor was kind-hearted, and he was very disgusted by the cruel words made by Panda Fat Brother, and said: "Panda Fat Brother, you are too ruthless, don't make too much of a joke, it hurts the harmony of the senior brother's family, and harmony is precious." ”

The panda fat brother said: "Fat brother, if you twist the senior brother endlessly like this, I won't talk about you, you will definitely jump to eight zhang high if you say it." ”

Panda Fat Brother said: "I hate people talking about half a section the most, that's right, you finish speaking, see if I will jump to eight feet high." You're saying I'm too uncultivated, right?" I said, you're not allowed to jump. "The panda fat brother wants to pick the other party. "I promise not to jump or make a fuss. You said. "Brother Panda is not showing weakness.

The panda brother is a big ghost, has a strategy, and has a number of ways, and said unhurriedly: "You always twist the Condor brother to make awkward trouble, because you have a psychological disorder and imbalance, because you are jealous of the senior brother from envy, and from jealousy to hostility." "Hey, don't talk nonsense, I'm jealous out of envy? Explain it to me! Otherwise, I'll beat you up and talk nonsense!" Brother Panda was angry because he had an appointment not to jump or make trouble. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll really have to jump eight feet high!" You're beating me, and you're going to shine on you, like that?" Do you think I look like me?" As he spoke, a punch flew.

Brother Panda hurriedly turned sideways and flew up and kicked over.

Brother Panda jumped. Urgently, a "black bear patted on the shoulder" to catch the panda brother.

The panda brother saw that the "black bear patting the shoulder" was very fierce, and a "python wrapped around the waist" wanted to stop the waist and hug the panda brother......

Brother Panda jumped up with a "fish leaping over the dragon gate" and escaped a catastrophe.

Brother Panda has another "Eagle Claw Catching Rabbit", and the iron claw is about to cover Brother Panda.

Brother Panda, he hurriedly turned his head and let go of this fateful trick.

In fact, Brother Panda's hand deliberately came slowly, otherwise Brother Panda would not be able to speed faster than the eagle!

The Condor brothers, who were watching the excitement on the sidelines, applauded warmly: "Wonderful, wonderful." It's wonderful. It's really a hero against a hero, a fierce general meets a good talent; Both are champions. Then separated the two from it: "One evil spirit also came out, and the other also fought with grievances, and learned from the senior brothers, and the more they fought, the more affectionate they became." ”

After the mediation of the Condor Senior Brother. The two of them spoke clearly. Brother Panda also knew that he was too rude, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Senior Brother Condor, it's just a joke." I'm uneducated, my words are rude, I don't have a bottom line, I just want to enjoy my mouth. "Brother Panda made a self-criticism, and his posture is good.

Hearing Brother Panda say this, Senior Brother Condor immediately turned solemnity into warmth. He said, "Well, that's right." Know what is wrong with you. It's very good. ”

Brother Panda was generous-hearted and said in a simple and cute manner: "I won't give him general knowledge." ”

Senior Brother Condor immediately praised it: "Brother Panda is young and has the style of a gentleman. ”

Brother Panda was happy when he heard the cousin of the senior brother of the Condor and jumped.

Brother Panda's face was very uncomfortable, and even his face collapsed, obviously very unconvinced, and said: "He has the style of a gentleman? “

Senior Brother Condor knew that Brother Panda was used to being angry on weekdays, so he said with a pleasant face: "Brother Panda, the senior brothers are talking about the Dragon Gate Array, and it is inevitable to fight and fight, but don't go on the line, it hurts the harmony again." “

Panda Fat Brother insisted on his own statement: "Just kidding, gentleman's style, what kind of threshold is that?"

Senior Brother Condor asked with interest, "What threshold?"

Brother Panda said eloquently: "The gentleman of the ancients, bright and upright, that can be called the style of a gentleman." “

Senior Brother Condor nodded slightly, agreeing with this statement: "Brother Panda Fat has a point. “

The fat brother of the panda was anxious, and felt that the words of the panda brother were insulting to his own personality, so he asked: "You make it clear, why am I not upright? You must explain it clearly to me, and you are not allowed to open your mouth!"

"As you said, when you stole and ate other people's bamboo, you were chased and caught, was it a gentleman's doing?"

Brother Panda hurriedly retorted: "That's the naughtiness of childhood, I want to taste the tender bamboo shoots in the farmer's forest plate, it's delicious, you have to talk about it, it's too funny." ”

"What's funny? From a young age to a big man, when he was three years old and when he was old, why didn't he say it? The melon field is not acceptable, and the plum is not tidy, that is the style of a gentleman. ”

Senior Brother Condor said: "Naughty boy playing, innocent, in fact, is a wonderful memory of life, there is really no need to talk about it, which child has not wet the bed?"

Brother Panda is very dissatisfied with the Condor protecting Brother Panda: "Senior Brother, you always change ways to protect Brother Panda." The heart and eyes are not in the center, and they are not authentic at all. “

Senior Brother Condor upheld justice and said: "Brother Panda, every child has a childhood of picking peaches and eating plums, hasn't he?"

Brother Panda said again: "Whistleblowing, making a small report, is also a gentleman's style?" "I have been a whistleblower for a long time?"

"Once I overslept and didn't catch up with the practice, if you don't tell the truth, how will Master know?" Brother Panda knew that Brother Panda had misunderstood, so he hurriedly explained: "That time, Master was afraid that you would be sick and asked me to come to see you, because you were too careful." ”

Senior Brother Condor had no choice but to come to the mud again, and said, "Brother Panda, it's all a small thing in the past, where can you be a gentleman?"

Brother Panda was still a little angry, and said: "You are always reasonable, and there are many reasons for twisting and turning, I said that I can't win you two mouths." ”

Brother Panda said seriously: "Don't gossip, get down to business, don't delay me to inform the master, the master should be almost down when he practices the Dan." “

The Condor said: "Thank you, junior brother, for informing the master." ”

The panda fat brother said: "Senior brother, you're welcome. ”

Seeing that these two senior brothers were so polite and humble, the panda fat brother was very uncomfortable: "Forget it, forget it, don't let you take away all your face." I'll tell Master to go," said Brother Panda, turning around and going in to say goodbye.

The Condor and the Panda Brother looked at each other and smiled.

Senior Brother Condor shook his head helplessly: "Brother Panda is such a person, straight to the point, and he can't hold things in his heart." ”

The fat panda brother said: "Senior brother, you are too accommodating to him and spoiled him, which is why he has such a strange temper and is so sad." ”

The Condor smiled slightly: "Who called him Panda Fat Brother?"

The panda fat brother said: "Maybe the panda fat brother should be yin and yang?"

"He hasn't woken up yet. "Senior Brother Condor is really tolerant.

"How old do you have to be to wake up?" The panda fat brother didn't understand. "Who knows? Human growth is a long process, some people are shorter, some people are longer. This is more or less inextricably related to the influence of his parents, the level of education he received, the living environment he is in, and so on. "Brother Panda is longer, I'll be shorter?" Yes, as the saying goes, 'People are different, and flowers have several kinds of red, which varies from person to person.' Senior Brother Condor said.

The fat panda brother waited a little impatiently, and said, "Why has this guy been in for so long and hasn't come out?"

Senior Brother Condor said: "About the master's alchemy has not ended, and the fat senior brother of the panda is inconvenient to disturb, so I have to stand aside and wait for the master to finish his homework before he can tell him." ”

Brother Panda nodded slightly: "Maybe so." (To be continued......)