Chapter 24 Delicious in the World - Instant Noodles
Feng Wuxian looked at Chu Ling'er and said, "Dare to ask this brother, where are you going?"
Chu Ling'er thought for a while and said, "A manly man, the four seas are his home." I'm going to take a slow tour of this wonderful world. ”
Hearing her words, Feng Wuxian almost didn't laugh out loud. You just blow it! It's obviously running away from home, and there is nowhere to go. It's such a big breath.
"Then I don't know the name of Brother Taigao?"
Chu Ling'er blinked her eyes and said, "You just call me Chu Tian!"
"Oh! it turned out to be Brother Chu!"
Chu Ling'er rolled her eyes and asked, "Who are you?" Seeing that your clothes should be non-rich and expensive, and you are from the direction of the imperial capital. Where are you going?"
This little girl isn't too stupid! Feng Wuxian said without thinking: "We are from the Feng family!"
Seeing Chu Ling'er frowning slightly, Feng Wuxian continued: "My name is Feng Yu, and his name is Bai Qi. We are all guards of the Feng family. We're here to catch the Black Crystal Snake and detoxify the generals at home. Feng Wuxian said, squeezing his eyes at Bai Qi.
Bai Qi immediately understood.
"It turns out that you are from the Feng family. Catching the Black Crystal Snake? Interesting! Anyway, this father-in-law ...... Belch...... Master Ben doesn't have anything to do, so let's go and have fun with you!
I knew you would say that! The corners of Feng Wuxi's mouth raised slightly, and he said, "Then there is Brother Lao Chu! However, you see how we should divide the three of us and two horses?"
"That's not easy! you two ride a horse, and I ride a horse myself, isn't it okay?" Chu Ling'er said as it should be. In her opinion, she was there to help them. Of course, you have to give yourself some treatment.
"No!" Wind Traceless refused bluntly.
"Why?" Chu Ling'er was a little anxious. No one has dared to say no to themselves since I was a child!
Feng Wuxian pointed at Bai Qi and said, "Because he is sick!
"What kind of disease is that?" Chu Ling'er simply entered the trap.
Feng Wuji continued: "It's a skin disease. Anyone who is close to him will be infected! After being infected, there will be a dense red envelope on your body. And it's itchy and unbearable! The original skin will gradually fall off......"
"Don't say it again!" Chu Ling'er was already feeling a little uncomfortable now.
Even Bai Qi, who was on the horse, was a little skeptical that he really had this disease. Otherwise, why would my body be so itchy after listening to Feng Wuxi's words?
Feng Wuxian paused and continued, "I won't ride a horse with him anyway. To ride, you ride yourself. ”
"I'm ......" Chu Ling'er was speechless, and after biting her lip, she said, "Then I'll ride a horse with you." ”
When Feng Wuxian heard this, he couldn't help but laugh wildly in his heart: Xiaoxiao, I don't believe you can't take the bait!
Bai Qi also reacted at this time, his feelings are to pick up girls! No wonder he said that he was like this.
In this way, Feng Wuxian and Chu Ling'er rode a horse together. The trio continued on their way.
Feeling the graceful figure of the beauty in his arms, the wind itched in his heart for a while. With the bumps of the horse as he hurried, Chu Ling'er's body kept rubbing against Feng Wuji's body. In the face of such a teasing, it didn't take long for him to be shamelessly hard!
Feeling something on his waist, Chu Ling'er turned his head to Feng Wuxian and said, "Your dagger has hit me, quickly take it away!"
Wind and sweat without a trace!Is this thing said to be taken away?
Chu Ling'er didn't react when she saw that the wind was traceless, and said with some displeasure: "If you don't take it, then I'll take it myself." As he spoke, without waiting for Feng Wuxian to react, he reached out and grabbed the bulge behind him that was holding against him, and dragged it out.
"Ahh
A scream rang through the sky!
On a small road in the west of the imperial capital, there are three people, two men and one woman. These three people are none other than Feng Wuji, Chu Ling'er and Bai Qi.
Chu Ling'er looked at Feng Wuxian angrily, gritted her teeth and said, "You shameless person, you dare to do such a dirty thing to me. I'm going to kill you today!" he said, pulling out a dagger from his package. With a slight force, he pulled the dagger out of the case. The dagger had just been pulled out, and it immediately emitted a dazzling colorful light.
"Qilin Dagger!" Bai Qi exclaimed on the side.
Chu Ling'er ignored Bai Qi and waved her dagger towards Feng Wuxi.
Feng Wuxian dodged without a trace, and then dodged Chu Ling'er's attack with his strong body technique, and asked Bai Qi, "This dagger is very promising?"
"En!" Bai Qi nodded and said, "According to legend, this is when a god of war fought against an ancient divine beast, the Fire Qilin, he knocked out one of the Fire Qilin's teeth. It was forged by two of the most famous weapon masters of the time!"
"I see, this is really a peerless artifact!" said Wind Without a Trace in agreement.
"Damn, what kind of man are you running around like this, if you have the ability, let's have a good fight!"
Feng Wuxian stopped his body and said, "Why should I fight you, and why do you want to kill?"
"Why did I kill you? What did you just do to me, have you forgotten?"
Feng Wuxian showed a helpless expression and said, "This brother, you really misunderstood me! I am now at the age of being young and vigorous, and my blood is strong. Who can stand that kind of rubbing? We're all men, you should be able to understand me! Unless you're not a man. Otherwise, how could you have such a big reaction?"
"I... You ......" Chu Ling'er gritted her teeth angrily, and she said loudly: "Who said I'm not a man anymore?
"Then what else do you have to worry about?" Feng Wuxian said, hugging Chu Ling'er's shoulder, smiling evilly, and said, "Everyone is a man, you understand these things." ”
Bai Qi rolled his eyes.
Chu Ling'er pushed away the wind without a trace and said, "Stay away from me, don't get close to me! Next time you provoke this son, I must make you look good!"
Feng Wuxian sighed and said, "It seems that you still can't let go! Didn't I poke you just now? How about I let you poke me twice this time? That's funny, isn't it?"
Shameless! It's really shameless and speechless! Bai Qi on the side has already scolded his little young master from top to bottom in his heart.
Chu Ling'er also clenched her jade teeth, if she could really poke him, she would definitely poke him to death! However, in order to prevent herself from this situation again, she still sat in the back as Feng Wuxian said. Feng Wuxian rode a serious horse in front of him, but his body leaned back very shamelessly. The softness on Chu Linger's body made him feel refreshed physically and mentally! He only cared about himself being refreshed, completely ignoring the creaking sound of Chu Linger's little teeth!
It was getting dark. The three of them came to a slightly empty place, and after Bai Qi tied the horse, the three of them lit a fire.
"Where are we sleeping tonight?" Chu Ling'er looked at the silent forest around her, a little scared.
"Just camp here!" Feng Wuxian smiled and said, "Brother Chu shouldn't have been camping, right?"
"But it's pitch black around here. Aren't we dangerous?"
"Don't worry!" Bai Qi said, "I will keep a vigil for you." All you have to do is rest in peace. ”
"But there is not even a bed here except for the branches and weeds. How do you tell people to sleep!"
Bai Qi was just about to speak, but Feng Wuxian waved his hand and said, "Okay! Then I'll get you a tent." As he spoke, he shook his right hand, and three simple single tents appeared in front of the three of them. Wind Strikes quickly erected the tent. He was glad that he had used stealth to sweep through three of the most famous department stores.
"This is ......" Bai Qi saw the three tents in front of him, and his eyes were straight!
Feng Wuxian smiled and said, "We'll be staying here tonight." He glanced at Chu Ling'er and said, "You sleep in the middle." Bai Qi and I slept on both sides, so it was good to have a response. ”
"But, I ...... I'm a little scared!" Chu Ling'er finally told the truth!
Feng Wuxian was helpless, so he had to untie his clothes.
"What do you want to do?" Chu Ling'er exclaimed.
Feng Wuxian ignored her, and continued to untie his clothes. After a while, Xiaobai's little head emerged from inside. This guy was hiding in the arms of Wind Traceless and sleeping soundly. In fact, it is here to absorb the aura of heaven and earth emanating from the body of Feng Wuxi.
"What is this?"
A fluffy and cute little thing like Xiaobai will always be a woman's natural enemy! No matter how strong a woman is, she can't help but lean over and stroke it a few times when she sees this kind of thing.
Before Xiaobai could open his hazy sleepy eyes, he was pulled out by Feng Wuxi. He handed Xiao Bai to Chu Ling'er and said, "You can sleep with it at night, you don't have to be afraid! It is a fourth-level phantom beast, it is very powerful!"
Xiaobai, who had just been destroyed from his sleep, just wanted to attack Feng Wuxian when he heard Feng Wuji's praise. I couldn't help but hold my little head high. A look of pride!
"It's so cute!" Chu Ling'er hugged it in her arms.
It seems to feel the softness there, and Xiaobai is rubbing and rolling hard there!
Where would Chu Ling'er have thought that such a little guy was actually molesting herself! She was amused by Xiao Bai's appearance.
Feng Wuxian looked at Xiaobai and couldn't help but swallow his saliva. He also wanted to rub and roll there like Xiaobai. However, now he can only envy and hate Xiaobai!
Bai Qi looked at Xiaobai's appearance and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Xiaobai was really taken away!
After Chu Ling'er and Xiaobai played around for a while, their stomachs began to gurgle. She raised her little face and looked at Feng Wuxian and said, "Feng Yu, I'm hungry!
"Okay!" Feng Wuxian agreed to Chu Ling'er's request so easily for the first time. This made Chu Ling'er and Bai Qi a little uncomfortable.
"Then I'll go hunt some beasts and come back!" Bai Qi said before leaving. Feng Wuxian grabbed him and said, "Don't be so troublesome!Leave it to me!" After speaking, his right hand shook. An induction cooker appeared in his hand. Belch...... This one doesn't seem to be of much use. Wind Without a Trace said, and returned the induction cooker to the storage bracelet. Then, a large steamer was removed from the inside. A few more bottles of mineral water were poured into it. Finally, he put the steamer on the fire and waited for the water in the pot to boil, then he took out a few packets of instant noodles and threw them into the pot. Finally, I made a few more hams and put them in the pot. After closing the lid on the pot, Feng Wuxian clapped his hands: "It's done!Hey, what's wrong with you?"
Chu Ling'er and Bai Qi were dumbfounded when they saw Feng Wuxian taking out the same thing from his hand as if he was doing a trick!
"You...... How did you do that?" Chu Ling'er asked with a wink of her eyes.
Feng Wuxian smiled: "This is a heavenly opportunity, it must not be revealed!"
"Cut!" Chu Ling'er rolled her eyes.
After a while, the unique aroma of instant noodles wafted out of the pot.
Chu Ling'er sniffed vigorously with her little nose: "Wow! It's so fragrant!"
Xiaobai also smelled the fragrance, and leaned up his little head to smell hard.
Feng Wuxian lifted the lid of the pot and took out three pairs of chopsticks from the storage ring, each containing a bowl of instant noodles and two hams.
watched the three of them gobble up and eat. Xiaobai was so anxious that he kept spinning in circles on the ground!
"You glutton!" After speaking, he took out another bowl and filled Xiaobai with some instant noodles. Xiaobai couldn't wait to eat.
After eating, Feng Wuxian looked at Chu Ling'er and Bai Qi still unsatisfied, and his face was reminiscent, as if he had eaten the most delicious thing in the world. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: It's all poor children! I haven't even eaten a piece of instant noodles on May Day!