"Snort!" "Snort!" "Snort!" Zhu Bajie laughed, and he said with humor: "Niu Tou, in this year, the annual examination report, appraisal and assessment, these messy things, do you also believe that they are true! What fake academic qualifications, fake diplomas, fake official seals, fake appraisals, fake certifications, fake reports, etc., are flying all over the sky like snowflakes, that is, those who are officials, and there are also fakers!" No, it proves that the philosophy that you can't do great things without telling lies is a one-sight truth, and you have to learn a little bit of fingernails, and if you don't learn, you won't be able to keep up.

Although Bai Gosi's mouth was polite, he muttered in his heart: "Marshal Tianpeng, you are a big celebrity in the heavenly court, and Ben Gousi dares to have doubts!"

Although Zhu Bajie is a stupid pig, he doesn't know what Bai Gousi is thinking, and he has already guessed it! He stupidly confessed: "Hey! Niu Tou, if you don't say it, you will already suspect it in your heart! When I am an old pig, I am a big fool! In order to show my innocence, you can come and copy yourself! Otherwise, this matter will reach the ears of the Jade Emperor, and it will be regarded as favoritism?"

Zhu Bajie looks like a stupid pig, but he can also see that the world is falling, so he can't guess other people's thoughts!

However, in order to do official business, he had to bite the bullet and say: "Ben Gousi, don't you dare to commit the next offense, because you will be criticized by others, that can be lighter than copying your boss, no, your great personality will not be tarnished!"

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and he shot out two green light waves and said: "Niu Tou, my old pig is voluntarily copyed, you have to come up and search, and you have to investigate it thoroughly, until it is confirmed that there is no wisp of wandering soul hidden privately, otherwise, the pig can't get rid of it, isn't it a resentful death!"

Bai Gousi had already been itching for a long time, and after he finished explaining the façade, he approached Zhu Bajie's side and said: "Marshal Tianpeng, for the sake of everyone's good, let's be respectful and obey our orders, and we have to search our bodies! ”

Bai Gousi routinely detains the soul, and touches it left and right on Zhu Bajie's body, he has a special function, as long as he is touched by the soul hooking hand, a wisp of wandering soul will be attached to the hand and can no longer escape, even if the mana is infinite, it is helpless.

Bai Gousi searched Zhu Bajie's body, he searched for an hour, and even said that he saw the shadow, and he didn't even smell a wisp of the ghost.

Bai Gousi secretly thought that Zhu Bajie had the habit of hiding objects in the pig's nose, for example, the nose arched and everything arched into the nose, which was commonplace, and then searched his nose to see if it was hidden in the nose.

When Bai Gousi was left unprepared, a soul hooking hand grabbed his left ear suddenly, and he shook his neck and shrunk, hum!

"Poof!" Bai Gousi bent over, blew out a breath, and sprayed into Zhu Bajie's left nostril, he secretly said, Hmph! Zhu Bajie is indeed a stupid pig, calculated by the bull's head, waiting for a wisp of geism to rush out of his nostrils, it depends on what you say?

It turned out that Zhu Bajie was carrying a nine-tooth rake on his shoulder, his right hand was on the rake pole, and his left hand grabbed a wisp of geism, and stuffed it into his left nostril, which was indeed hidden in the nasal cavity!

Bai Gousi grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear and was caught.

"Wow!" Zhu Bajie's heart fluttered, he shrank his neck and shook his head, and a wisp of wandering spirit rolled into his nostril from his left nostril.

Bai Gousi took a few deep breaths, his dantian retracted and shrank, and used a trick "Wind Whirlwind", suddenly, blowing out a stream of air, spraying at Zhu Bajie.

"Tsk!" "Tsk!" "Tsk!" A strong air flow roared into Zhu Bajie's left nostril.

As long as a wisp of geism rushes out of the nostrils of the stupid pig, this foreign appearance will be enough, and see how it can be justified, hum! Swallow the previous words back into his stomach.

Zhu Bajie's left ear was pinched, and a gust of wind with a wind speed of more than kilometers per second rushed towards his nostrils.

Zhu Bajie did not prevent Bai Gou Si to make this move, "Gollum" He hurriedly swallowed a stream of wind into his stomach to relieve the pressure in his nasal cavity, otherwise, this whirlwind flow would have to rush out a wisp of geism.

"Poof!" "Poof!" "Poof!" "Poof!" In Zhu Bajie's stomach, the whirlwind that could be stored in this whirlwind had to be deflated, and one stinky fart rang out one after another, no less than hundreds, pouring out a belly of stench, shaking the heavenly court in the air, and Nantianmen almost reversed.

A residual airflow remained in Zhu Bajie's nasal cavity, and it swirled upwards and rushed straight to the spiritual platform of the brain, scratching his head numbly.

"Ahh

A wisp of geism, extremely flexible, just touched a gust of wind, "staggering" drilled out of the nasal cavity and hid under Zhu Bajie's tongue.

When Zhu Bajie sneezed, a wisp of wandering soul was firmly attached to the base of his tongue, unmoved.

Bai Gousi uses the induction detector to find a wisp of wandering soul in the direction of the world, as long as Zhu Bajie farts out, uh! or rushes out of the sneeze from time to time, he can't escape being scanned and measured, and he can be caught and taken back to the underworld, "Bang!" With an iron chain, he pulled it to the palace of Hades, so that it could be handed over to the old Hades for trial.

Who knows, Bai Gousi used the induction detector to rotate and scan in all directions, and never measured the wisp of geism, Bai Gousi still did not give up, he obviously tracked a wisp of geism, came to the Nantianmen at the entrance of the heavenly court, collided with Zhu Bajie's veneer, and lost the soul trace, not a stupid pig hidden, how could it be gone!

"Hehe!" "Hehe!" Bai Gousi shouted, he stretched out a soul-hooking hand, and scratched it into Zhu Bajie's armpit.

"Oh!" "Hehe!" "Ah!" "Haha!" Zhu Bajie couldn't help itchy, he smiled and leaned back, laughing so much that snot and tears were dripping, and 100,000 sweat pores were exposed, and the sensor detector was aimed at and swept away.

"Porphyry!" "Porphyry!" "Porphyry!" Several things flew out of Zhu Bajie's body.

As soon as Bai Goji saw something rushing out, he grabbed it with his soul hook hand, and his eyes were fixed on it, but it was just a few pieces of boogers, so he smiled dumbly and said, "Hey, hey, hey, what kind of treasure should this Gooji be! It turned out to be a few pieces of boogers!"

Zhu Bajie was not stingy, and said generously: "Niu head, these pieces of boobs, my old pig's nose has been hidden for thousands of years, of course, it is the supreme treasure!

"Ah!ah!ah!Marshal Tianpeng, this is embarrassing, but it's better for us to be respectful, so let's laugh and accept it......" Bai Gousi thought about it was not bad, he didn't catch a wisp of wandering soul, and it was good to get this thousand-year-old treasure, and he posted it on the Taobao website, Baoding was a sensation all over the world, and he was about to make a windfall, so he was embarrassed, he hadn't finished his words!