In the 251st round, a pair of Qingqing and I set fire to the cannons

Ladies and gentlemen, in this world, there is a famous saying, saying: If there is a girl who does not soak, it is a big rebellion, and when you see a girl, you will soak it, and do the right thing for heaven. [Literature] thinks about it late at night, and it's really a damn wise saying.

Huang Shiren, this slut, is typically a master here, born to scrape the ground, as long as there is a benefit, it is the size of a needle's eye, and he must also take advantage of it! I heard Ji Shuqian say that Xi Kunlun expounded on Yun Zhongzi and the twelve immortals and others came to Xiqi to recruit disciples to help Ji Fa grow his strength, and if he thought about it carefully, it was indeed a tricky thing, and if he let it develop, his plan could be to knock down the tree with his mother's pregnant sow -- ten miscarriages.

But what kind of person is Lao Huang, even if the bull head and horse noodles come, he has to scrape a sum of money, and it is certainly risky to fight with the immortals of the West Kunlun Sect, but the greater the risk, the greater the harvest.

Here, there are cheapness to take advantage of, and sweetness to do!

Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, I'm sorry for the means of doing the right thing for heaven!

Thinking of this, Huang Shiren sneered, he was really proud.

Over there, Uncle Ji saw Huang Shiren's demeanor like this, and knew that this product had an idea, and he was also happy.

"Big brother, what can I do, if I can help, I will definitely help. Uncle Ji said.

Huang Shiren shook his head: "This matter, of course, requires you to run errands, but it mainly depends on your eldest brother Boyi's test." ”

"Bo Yi Kao?" Ji Shuqian heard this, and nodded, how to say, he himself knows his ability.

Yes, there is a difficulty in letting Na Boyi go to the top, I should drink and drink, I should pick up the girl, and I should pick up the girl.

Two sluts, sitting under the base of the wall, basking in the white sun, talking about meat and vegetarian birds, saw that the sun was rising. Fang saw Bo Yikao's carriage slowly coming.

The curtain was lifted, and Bo Yikao jumped out of the car, his brows furrowed, looking like his father had died.

"How's it going?" Ji Shuqian ran to him and whispered.

Chief Boyi let out a long sigh and said, "Let's go back and talk." ”

A few people returned to the mansion and sat down, and the servants over there hurriedly put on the entanglement, Wukong and Nezha all said three nights.

"Oh, today's meal is very different from the past. "Bo Yi saw a table of wine and food. Everything is good, smiled.

The servant next to him said: "Returning to the prince, today is the Yunxiao girl who cooks herself." ”

"I see! It's Yunxiao's craft, I didn't know you could cook. Bo Yi Kao looked at the sky, his face full of laughter.

"Childe, people haven't cooked for a long time, and they have made a few things randomly, and I don't know if they are to your taste. Yunxiao saw Bo Yi Kao like this, and his face was red early.

Bo Yi laughed: "If it is Yunxiao's craftsmanship, it must be the best in the world!"

Anyway. [Literature] took a few bites and nodded again and again: "It's really plain and elegant, different." Yunxiao, you craft. It's so good. “

"Childe will laugh at others. Yunxiao listened to the compliment, it was really sweeter than eating honey.

Over there, Wukong saw it, and his belly was broken.

Your mother's two sluts! Saying such nonsense in front of my master, and not taking my master in his eyes at all! Yunxiao, Yunxiao, my master is rare with you, and you don't know it. Bo Yi Kao, Bo Yi Kao. My master's friendship with Yunxiao, you slut didn't fail to see it, you are so presumptuous, I really can't stand it!

"Master......" Wuqi was furious, and turned his face to look at Huang Shiren.

My mother!

If you don't look at it, if you see it, Wukong's lungs will be so angry that he will vomit out.

I saw Huang Shiren's house. With dishes and chopsticks in his hand, he really danced like Nezha's hot wheels. The wind swept the clouds, gobbled up. looks like he is starving to death, and he has no grace at all. ...,

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's good!" while eating, Huang Shiren kept muttering in his mouth.

Wukong Tianlinggai was about to be angered, leaned over, gritted his teeth and whispered: "Master, you bastard! These two sluts, in front of you, you and me, you can still eat, and you can eat so much, are you a fucking seed, or a fool!?"

Huang Shiren looked at Yunxiao and Bo Yi Kao opposite, then looked at Wukong, and said with a smile: "I am a good apprentice, when did your master become a bad seed?"

"Then you're a fool!"

"Die, if your master is a fool, there will be no half smart people in the world. Huang Shiren said in his mouth, the chopsticks in his hand were not idle, and he danced wildly: "Wukong, they are so tired, can I have a way to be a bird? This punishment also has to have a means, you look at me." ”

The slut squeezed Wukong's eyes, his hands moved together, his big mouth opened wide, and in an instant, the table full of wine and food entered his stomach, and after eating, he threw chopsticks, burped, and nodded: "Not bad!"

Over there, Yunxiao was still chatting with Bo Yi, talking about the breeze and the bright moon, the peony and the pine.

"If you like it, I'll make it for you every day afterward. ”

"Wouldn't that be too hard. ”

"Hehe, what's the hard work, it's idle anyway. You eat again. ”

"Okay, I'll eat ......"

Bo Yi Kao smiled, held the chopsticks and turned his face, and suddenly his face was full of black lines.

Not only him, but even Na Yunxiao was dumbfounded, and then looked at Huang Shiren angrily.

The table was full of sumptuous wine and food just now, but at the moment the plates and bowls were empty, and there was not a single hair! Except for a pair of chopsticks just now, there was no one.

"Huang San!" Yunxiao worked hard to make this table full of heartfelt wine and food, in order to give Bo Yi a test, who would have thought that Huang Shiren, a starving ghost, would do such a thing without an asshole.

"Oh, Yunxiao, you really don't have to say this skill, I Huang Shiren has never eaten such a full meal for countless years, okay! It's really good! Which, trouble you, I will do this in the future, I am blessed." Huang Shiren picked up Uncle Ji's clothes next to him and wiped the oily corners of his mouth, and smiled stupidly.

Over there, Goku burst out laughing.

I rub it! I am my mother! My seventh uncle! It is really a mountain higher than a mountain, and one person is more hanging than another person, I really blame the master, my master's method is really too fucking clever!

It's not just Goku. Nezha, Bixiao, and Qiongxiao next to him, looking at Bo Yi Kao's embarrassment, and looking at Yunxiao's belly with nowhere to go, they couldn't laugh.

This slut, it's so bad!

Seeing that the atmosphere was embarrassing, Bo Yi Kao smiled and said, "I just ate at the second brother's place, but I'm not hungry, Yunxiao." Brother Huang likes your food so much, wouldn't it be good to cook it in the future and everyone will be happy together?"

When he said this, Yunxiao's heart trembled, and the anger that was full of anger disappeared, and he smiled: "As long as you like, you can do anything." ”

"Yunxiao is really empathetic. ”

"People say, if you like it, it's fine. “

......

Huang Shiren looked at this scene, and he really scratched his heart.

Yunxiao, a stinky woman, can really ignore my feelings so much! Let's wait until I marry and return home in the future, and take care of you!

"That, Bo Yi Kao, I saw you sad today. But why?" In order to prevent these two from kissing me and me, Huang Shiren quickly opened the topic.

Bo Yi Kao put down his chopsticks, sighed, and made a melancholy expression.

Yunxiao over there saw Bo Yi Kao like this, and his heart was really broken, so he hurriedly said, "Yes." What's the difficulty. Let's say it, Huang San has the ability, can't he help?"...,

Yunxiao, your mother! Huang Shiren heard this, and his lungs were about to explode!

Wipe it, you have something to do, and you turn your face and push it on my head! Do you want me to cuckold and carry the black pot!?

Just as he was about to flip the table, he heard Bo Yi say, "You are all my friends." There is no need to hide anything from you. You are also aware of the situation in Xiqi. The second brother and I are now on the same footing, bent on killing me completely. In the coming day, he will inherit the throne of the great treasure. A month ago, the immortals of the Xi Kunlun Sect came to his mansion and recruited disciples, and now most of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, including dozens of my brothers, have taken refuge in those immortals, and if they take refuge in those immortals, it is equivalent to taking refuge in Ji Fa, so I am obviously going to be alone. ”

"Today, Ji Fa invited me to his mansion, and the mighty and brothers of the Manchu Dynasty were present, as were the immortals of West Kunlun. Between the banquets, Ji Fa laughed sarcastically, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, saying that I am now low and unsupported, and it is even more hateful that the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty are also the rudder of the wind, taking this opportunity, why don't I show my attitude to my father and the subjects of Xiqi, and give up this great treasure to Ji Fa, it is really painful to kill me. ”

When Bo Yikao said this, he really sighed and wept bitterly.

It's hurting the clouds over there.

As soon as the clouds slapped the wine case, the dishes and bowls on the table turned into ashes.

"It's really too deceitful! Bo Yi is such a righteous gentleman, so loyal and virtuous, but Ji Fa is ambitious and unscrupulous, it is really unbearable! And rest assured, we will give you a head start in this matter!"

After Yunxiao finished speaking, he took out a handkerchief from the red sleeve, handed it to Bo Yi Kao, and said softly: "Don't be sad, I will definitely not let that Ji hurt you half a point." ”

This Bo Yi took the champa exam, and he was also moved by the five-body throwing to the ground, looking at Yunxiao, and said with a expression: "Yunxiao, you are really good to me." ”

"It's all said, if you like it, it's fine. "There are many red clouds flying on the cheeks of the clouds.

I can't stand it anymore. She has a hot temper, and the most annoying thing on weekdays is the crooked little man, seeing her sister and Bo Yi Kao like this, she smiled coldly and said: "Sister, what Xi Bohou likes in his heart is also Ji Fa, most of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty have taken refuge in the past, and now there are a master of teaching, if you want to come forward, you can do it, and ask you, what do you do?"

In a word, Yunxiao was speechless when asked.

Yunxiao's words just now were just a casual remark by the distressed Bo Yi Kao, where is there half a way to really face it!?

Hugh said that others are the masters of teaching, and he is not an opponent, not to mention that the affairs of this mortal world are far more complicated than the fairy world, and they cannot be made by fighting and making trouble.

After thinking about it, he had no clue, so he could only timidly look at Huang Shiren for help.

Huang Shiren didn't look at the clouds, but at the blue sky, smiling again and again.

It's really good for me! My elbows have always turned in, and I'm angry with her! I'm going to go back and hurt you!

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