The fifth time, the princess "fell into trouble" in Pantaoyuan, and Chang'e was "in danger"
As the proverb goes: The buildings near the water get the moon first, and the flowers and trees are easy to meet in spring.
Having the same surname and helping each other, these factors have shortened the distance between the "Tianhe Army" and the "Guanghan Palace". After Chang'e's nephew became the fifth lieutenant at Tianpeng, he was loyal and honest, and he was very clever in his work, and he was very much loved by Tianpeng and the vast number of heavenly soldiers and generals, and became a trusted confidant of Tianpeng.
Every day in the Heavenly Palace, the "drama" of the gods is staged in a chic and carefree manner. On this day, Chang'e worked overnight in the "Guanghan Palace", and when she returned to the villa "Guanghan Mansion" in the early morning, she only felt a sore back. Seeing this, Jade Rabbit stepped forward and gently slapped her back, and called the fairy in the palace, instructing everyone to serve the fairy to bathe and sleep in the morning.
After many years of reversal of the day and the chaos of yin and yang, Chang'e unconsciously suffered from the stubborn disease of "neurasthenia", and her sleep was not good, and the whole person looked pale and listless. Although it has been carefully conditioned by the imperial doctor of the Heavenly Palace, there is not much improvement. Taking a "medicinal bath" in the early hours of the morning is one of these treatments. It is rumored in the outside world that Chang'e lives a luxurious life, but in fact, it is a false rumor, and it is even fished in troubled waters by people with bad intentions, taking the opportunity to confuse the public.
After taking a nap, Chang'e felt much better. He ordered the sedan chair to be prepared, and asked the jade rabbit to follow, and went to the "Yao Chi" to chat with the princesses to relieve their boredom. The sedan chair was still a big section away from the door, and there were already fairy officials with sharp eyes, seeing that the person who came was Chang'e, and they didn't dare to slack off, so they trotted in to report.
The Seven Fairies and several sisters are recording the growth of the peach in the "Peach Garden". The princesses are pampered, and their main job is to assist the Queen Mother in "dotting" the "Pan Tao Garden" and "Royal Garden" in Yao Chi. It is inspected once every two years to record the growth of peaches and the full flowering period of fairy flowers. In fact, these jobs have always been the work of the immortals, but since the "Seven Fairies and Dong Yong" incident, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are worried that the princesses will be bored again, and their hearts will sprout, and they will go down to the earth without permission to make a "romantic" like "Tianxian Pei" It is strictly stipulated that when the seven sisters inspect, they must carefully record the growth and fruiting of each peach tree, the growth and flowering of each flower; they must be detailed and have a surname; they must fill in in person, have a date, and have a signature.
These two tasks are inconspicuous and inconspicuous, but they are extremely difficult to accomplish. When they first took over the job, the princesses who didn't know what they were doing were overjoyed, thinking that it was just a "welfare" job, that is, they had work to do, and while working, they swam in the mountains and played in the water. Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, racking their brains for the sake of their children, building pergolas for their children to shelter from the wind and rain. It's just that I don't know what my children think and what my children want.
The seven princesses happily accepted the job and couldn't wait to pour into the "Pan Tao Garden". In fact, after consulting with the immortals guarding the door, they realized that this was an impossible task, at least for them. Regardless of the area, just the number, only the peach trees in the "Pan Tao Garden" are divided into the front garden, the middle garden, and the back garden, and there are a total of 3,600 trees in the three gardens. Each tree is leafy and towering into the sky. Not to mention the statistical records, it takes at least a month to walk around each tree and complete it all. The princesses had no choice but to turn around and beg the queen mother again. The queen mother knew it, smiled magnanimously, and said lovingly: "It's all the meat that fell from the mother's body, who is distressed if the mother doesn't feel sorry? ”
Despite the displeasure of a thousand, the princesses happily agreed, and signed a "labor contract" with the queen mother. Now is the "observation period" of "repentance and reform", and you can't do everything against your family name and your parents.
After working for many days, the princesses have lost the freshness they had when they first entered the garden, and they no longer squeaked and made trouble with each other, but became taciturn, and their every move was listless.
Chang'e is the only fairy in the Heavenly Palace who does not need to be notified and can enter and exit the "Yao Pond" at will. She smiled and followed behind the fairy who reported the news, all the way to the "Pan Tao Garden", and looked at the princesses in work clothes and sweating all over their bodies in confusion.
Unexpectedly saw Chang'e coming, the princesses seemed to see the "savior", the crowd was enthusiastic, cheering, I don't know who took the lead, everyone dropped the pen and paper in their hands, a shout, surrounded Chang'e, pounced, hugged, kissed, pinched.
Chang'e "A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses", and quickly hugged his head and begged for mercy. She knew that once these seven unruly princesses became "crazy", the "consequences" were difficult to predict.
The "scene" was very chaotic for a while, and the princesses finally found a reason to laugh and vented to their heart's content. Chang'e couldn't cry or laugh, but she wondered in her heart: how did the princesses, who are usually like flowers and jade, overflowing with fragrance, become "gardeners" today?
The seven fairies were fast-talking, and without waiting to ask, they were full of grievances and told Chang'e about their parents' "crimes". The eldest princess directly persuaded the seventh sister to say less, and the ugliness of the family should not be publicized; the second princess was busy adding oil and vinegar to supplement the seventh sister; the third princess helped the eldest sister and also persuaded the seventh sister to say less "bad words" about her parents; the fourth princess shuttled back and forth between several sisters, laughing at this sentence for a while, and ridiculing that sentence for a while, dressing herself up as the role of the "middleman"; the fifth princess watched coldly and remained silent; the sixth princess had no quarrel with the world, leisurely swinging, humming the popular "minor tune" of the heavenly palace in her mouth , watched the "wonderful performance" of the sisters with great interest.
Chang'e listened "attentively". In fact, there is no way to do it without care, there is no one in the Heavenly Palace who does not know the temper of the Seven Fairies, if you disobey her original intentions, hit her "positive surname" out of thin air. I'm sorry, you're about to be "unlucky". Once the beautiful Seventh Princess implements the "means of revenge", it can be described as feminine and "violent", and the variety is dazzling, and the form is breathtaking. Once, the Seven Fairies and Chang'e met and paraded the "Dragon Palace of the East China Sea" together. Unexpectedly, the plan did not change quickly, and when it came to the appointed time, Chang'e had an urgent matter and could not get out, so in desperation, she had to ask Yutu to take leave from the Seven Fairies, and she lost it. The seven fairies were "drenched" with a basin of cold water head-on, unhappy, and secretly looking for an opportunity. Five days later, Chang'e, who had been tired all night in the "Guanghan Palace", was thinking of going back to the "Guanghan Mansion" to sleep lazily. The immortal official came to report: "The eldest princess is visiting." Chang'e didn't dare to slack off, put the fruits in the living room, brought tea, and chatted with the eldest princess. The eldest princess worked in the "Guanghan Palace" for a full hour, and she was still unsatisfied, and she got up and said goodbye "reluctantly". Before Chang'e had time to breathe a sigh of relief, the sixth princess didn't wait to be reported, and went straight to "break in" in a hurry, and when she entered the door, she recklessly asked, "Her eldest sister came to the 'Moon Palace' so early, 'sneaky', what is the mysterious event?" Unexpectedly, the sixth princess did not give up, and insisted on blaming Chang'e for being partial, and there were good things to hide from her. Chang'e had no choice but to speak bitterly and break her mouth, so that the sixth princess would be suspicious, grind, and slowly leave. Chang'e let out a sigh of relief, walked out of the living room, and looked up to see that it was already three poles. Remembering that breakfast hadn't been eaten yet, the heart of going home was even more urgent, and just wanted to move, the second princess came with a fragrant breeze. Chang'e opened her mouth wide in surprise, she had no choice but to be hungry, and warmly entertained the second princess, it was lunch time, but the second princess shirked that "Yaochi" was "two meals", and she had just eaten breakfast, so she was not hungry at all, but she was very bored and wanted to find a confidant to talk to. Chang'e is the queen mother's goddaughter, and she has no reason to excuse herself when it comes to feelings. Moreover, it is natural for the goddess and fairy to say some private words together, which shows her status in the hearts of the princesses. This chatter, "bosom talk" for nearly two hours, Chang'e really couldn't help it, her eyelids were straight "fighting", yawning for days, and her reaction was slow. Seeing this, the second princess really couldn't bear to "nag" any longer, so she even said "excuse me" and turned to leave. Chang'e looked at the sky again, and said that it was already westward, and she was about to "go on duty" again. Thinking of the day and night without eating a drop of rice, and not sleeping a second, I can't help but feel worried, I don't know how to spend this tonight's time? I desperately want to find some snacks, barely deal with a bite, and deal with a hungry stomach. There was a silver bell-like laughter outside the door, and Chang'e looked up and suddenly realized that she was angry. The seven fairies were wrapped in red makeup, graceful in shape, full of spring breeze, and full of radiance, and were walking towards her. ------Needless to say, once she was bitten by a snake, she was afraid of the well rope for three years, and since then, Chang'e has seen the seven fairies again, and she can't help but be more careful.
After listening to the "crying" of the seven fairies, Chang'e couldn't help but hide her mouth and snicker. Yesterday, the Queen Mother privately issued an edict to her, coming to Yaochi to do the "political ideology" and "help" work of the princesses every "three" and "five", the central purpose is to remove the deep-rooted "heaven and earth are one" and "all beings are equal" and other strange theories in the minds of the princesses, especially the seven fairies, and return to the correct track of "divine mandate of heaven" and "Taoism and nature". In the face of this brand-new "work", Chang'e is the second monk------ she is at a loss. After the jade rabbit plucked the party, he was relieved. The queen mother went on the "steel" and "line", and went around in a big circle, which was nothing more than to attract her attention, and used her spare time to accompany the princesses more, whether it was fun or fun, as long as she didn't ask the princesses to do anything to "embarras" their parents. This is also the old lady's helpless move.
Chang'e listened to the "telling" of the Seven Fairies with great interest and "extreme patience", and said in a "very sympathetic" tone: "Labor reform can enlighten the soul and purify the feelings. Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, work hard, not only to shelter their children from the wind and rain, but also to pave the way for their children's growth. ”
The Seven Fairies disdainfully: "What are you pitiful? We are the most pitiful group in the Heavenly Palace, sweating like rain, panting like cattle, dizzy and swollen." Let the heavens not be spiritual, and let the earth and the earth not be. You say, are there such cruel parents in heaven and earth?"
The eldest princess's delicate face changed color, and she hurriedly stretched out her hand to cover the little mouth of the seven fairies, and blamed: "Seventh sister, don't say bad things about your parents behind your back!"
The Seven Fairies spit out their heads mischievously: "I didn't say it behind my back, I said it all in front of your eyes." ”
The eldest princess was so angry that she stomped her feet, grabbed the hand of the third princess on the side, and said angrily: "Third sister, let her pretend to be crazy and stupid, let's go over there!"
Chang'e couldn't cry or laugh, but she still had to put up her surname to "coax" the seven fairies: "Seventh sister, do you know that you violated the rules of heaven and not only trespassed into the mortal world, but what is even more annoying is that you are engaged in the 'unity of heaven and man' and find a mortal to be your 'husband'." Your small step is a big step for the Heavenly Palace, not only a big step, but also a historical record for the Heavenly Palace. On the law, you should go to the 'Kill Sendai', and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother should also apologize to all the immortals in the Heavenly Palace and make a profound review. The more critical the moment, the more the greatness of parents is revealed. You see, this matter was solved seamlessly, turning decay into magic. First, he succeeded in concealing the truth of the matter. Second, once and for all, the historical problem of 'separation between you and Dong Yong' has been solved. Third, it restores Dong Yong's 'historical status', and he is at least a match for you in the door. You say, "Having such parents is not a blessing that you cultivated in your previous life?"
The Seven Fairies were convinced: "Parents are good, parents are great, so great that they drove their daughters to the 'Pan Tao Garden' to see the world through the wind and rain." ”
Chang'e laughed out loud: "The old man is worried that you have too much energy, and you may be lonely and difficult to talk about, and you will do some ridiculous things to go down to earth and weave brocade again." ”
The seven fairies pouted: "Sister Chang'e's eyes are watching people in the crack of the door------ and she looks down on everyone." If you mention this stubble again, my little sister will ignore you. ”
Chang'e said: "Okay, let's reach an agreement, I will never mention this matter in the future, and you will not make similar mistakes in the future." ”
The second princess opened her mouth and said: "What Sister Chang'e said is extremely true, no matter how much our sisters are bastards in the future, we will never do anything to damage the reputation of our parents." ”
Chang'e's eyes widened in surprise and asked, "Really!"
The second princess said proudly; Of course it's true, a gentleman's word, a horse is hard to chase. Sister, are you right?"
The eldest princess stood under an adjacent peach tree to enjoy the shade, Chang'e and their conversation, she heard it clearly, and when she saw the second sister asking, she nodded without thinking.
Chang'e knew that the strongest surname among these sisters was the Seven Fairies, so she deliberately took a few more looks. The seven fairies' cheeks were slightly red, and they said, "Who do you look down on? You can't see a rainbow without wind and rain, I'm much more sensible than before, so why be afraid that I'll get into trouble!"
Chang'e clapped her hands and smiled: "Sisters are so relieved to change their mistakes like this." You might as well go and change your clothes, freshen up, and I'll go to the Queen Mother to take a leave of absence in a while, and take you to have a fresh time." ”
When the princesses heard this, they burst into tears of joy.
The only fifth princess was sullen and unhappy, pursed her lips, and muttered in a low voice: "Mother is so partial, the girl is called to manage her goddaughter!"