As the proverb goes: The crow walks with the magpie, and the good and bad things are completely unsafe.

Lu Dongbin has been clean and self-conscious all his life, and has never disdained to be with these social scum, but he doesn't want to be biased from anything, and the appearance of "four is not like eight does not rely on" made Lu Dongbin suddenly lose interest, and for the first time in his life, he really felt the feeling of eating flies. Originally, this was a missionary holy place, and it was as good as a stream, but now it is mixed in with such an uninvited guest, a fishy pot of soup, and the toad jumps on the surface of his feet------ and does not bite people, how disgusting and disgusting it is. I made a mistake in my heart, and my thoughts were quite disordered, so I took advantage of the situation, "hummed" with my nose, said "end the class", stood up, waved the dust, looked solemn, turned around and left.

The fairy children don't know what's going on, you look at me, I look at you, big eyes and small eyes, and finally their eyes fall on the "four is not like eight do not rely on", and the air becomes frozen in an instant, the fairy children seem to see the plague god, lest they avoid it, they have got up, closed the book, called friends, and scattered a fine light in an instant, and the "four are not like eight do not rely on" alone in the same place.

Like today's embarrassing scene, "four is not like eight do not rely on" is accustomed to it, he even thinks that this is his "deserved treatment" after running rampant in the market and bullying the market, and it is "treatment" that should be "enjoyed", which step you do, the corresponding place will make room for you, this is the benefit of fame, good name, notoriety, in short, there is fame and benefits, so thinking about it, he is more and more at ease, not ashamed, but proud.

Seeing that Lu Dongbin was drifting towards immortals, he walked farther and farther, "four is not like eight and does not rely on" was a little anxious, swinging the "duck swing" to chase after him, not wanting to backfire, the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't swing the "duck swing", so anxious that he shouted in a strange voice ------ the owl sang: "Lu Daxian, you wait for me, I have something to say to you!"

Lu Dongbin was very surprised, turned his head and said in disgust: "You take your Yangguan Road, I cross my single-plank bridge, since ancient times, the road is different, it is not a plan, you can find your fox friends and dog friends if you have something to say." ”

At this time, he shouted while panting: "Senior Lu, don't look down on me, where am I qualified to come to you for help?" I know that you have always looked down on us, but I have no choice but to bite the bullet and ask you for help. Your old man rescues the suffering, even if I am a pile of shit, I should be merciful!"

Lu Dongbin was kind-hearted, and when he heard him talk about such pity, he suddenly felt compassion, so he stopped and secretly thought: I might as well ignore the villain and see if he can spit out ivory from his dog's mouth?

Seeing that his "radical method" really worked, he was overjoyed, and spent the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and said in his heart: Thousands of clothes are worn, and sycophants are not worn, I have a good word, isn't this old Lu also changed his mind? But he forgot his poor embarrassed appearance just now!

Lu Dongbin couldn't bear to watch the burlesque performance of "Four is not like eight and does not rely on", sighed lightly, softened his voice, and said: "If you have something to say, I will listen to it." Your body is too clumsy, in the future, you must learn more scriptures and enlightenment, do good deeds and accumulate virtues, and good people will be rewarded!"

"Four is not like eight, don't rely on" and "swing step" are out of breath, listening to Lu Dongbin "damage" him like this, not only is he not annoyed, but on the contrary, he is shy and bows to the ground: "Lu seniors teach earnestly, the little ones must be remembered in their hearts, and they will not forget it!" He observed his words and looks, and saw that Lu Dongbin's face was a little dignified, and he was busy seeing the wind and rudder, and made a heavy "mourning" sound, turned over and knelt down, kowtowed, tears and rain flew, and his voice was sad, "Lu seniors have pity on me, save my life!"

Lu Dongbin was not mentally prepared, he couldn't help but be stunned, and he couldn't care about his identity, status and disgust, he stretched out his hand to hold each other, and persuaded in his mouth: "Get up, there is something to say, it is incumbent on you to be in danger!" After saying this, Lu Dongbin couldn't help but regret a little, his surname determines the future, and the mercy of this kind of black sheep is a crime against the kind people.

Hearing Lu Dongbin's words, "Four is not like eight does not rely on" was ecstatic, climbed up the pole, and a "tall child" jumped up, grabbed Lu Dongbin's hands, and cried with joy: "You agreed?"

Lu Dongbin quietly pulled away the "chicken feet" that were holding his hands, and said helplessly: "Say, as long as it is the truth of doing the right thing for heaven and helping the needy, I should go there!"

"Four is not like eight do not rely on" showed a fierce light, but it was fleeting, he grabbed Lu Dongbin's wrist again, like grasping a life-saving straw and holding it tightly, showing a flattering smile, a black tooth, Tian shamelessly said: "Grandpa Lu, you are really great! Your old man is righteous and cloudy, and the sky will bless you with immortality." ”

Lu Dongbin seemed to have eaten fifteen flies at once, tossing up and down in his stomach and intestines, how disgusting and disgusting. He forcibly held back his vomiting and reluctantly spoke: "Stop, you can find anyone to recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors, I don't want a grandson like you." Count me as a cultivator today, say it quickly if you have something to say, and let it go if you have a fart!"

"Four is not like eight does not rely on" pretended to be mysterious, and deliberately lowered his voice: "I want to ask you to pass on a message, it's not a big deal, but if I come forward myself, it will inevitably lead to rumors all over the city." ”

"Huh?" Lu Dongbin glanced at the "four is not like eight don't rely on" suspiciously, groaned, and said in his heart: The sun has not yet come out of the west, will this kid suddenly wake up, change his evil and return to the right, and make plans for others and other things? Taishan is easy to change his surname, a dog can't change his, a wolf can't change his meat, this kid doesn't necessarily want to do anything bad? Thinking in his heart, his face was silent, and he said sarcastically: "You are a weasel pout------ what good farts can you release?"

"Four is not like eight, nodding and bowing: "I swear like the Jade Emperor, this time it is absolutely out of my sincerity." Shibei said that when you look at each other, you are still old-looking, always look at me through the crack in the door------ flattened me, you must know that no matter how black your heart is, there is also a time to whitewash. ”

Lu Dongbin smiled bitterly and shook his head: "It's nonsense, crooked reasoning and heresy. ”

"Four is not like eight" continued: "I know that you are familiar with Marshal Tianpeng, and I ask you to bring this to the marshal." ”

Lu Dongbin asked curiously: "You kid is lucky to walk shit and have a relationship with the Tianhe troops?"

"Four is not like eight, not relying on" said with a smile: "Am I not fun? The 'Fengyuan' quartermaster of the Tianhe army is also a casino master, and the two of us are like-minded. Inseparable, originally there was wine to drink, meat to eat, so good to wear a pair of pants are too fat, never thought that this kid forgot his righteousness when he saw wealth, crossed the river and demolished the bridge, this is not, two years ago I borrowed a gambling money, said that it would be repaid in five days, but who would have thought that this kid is a laipi, to this day not only does not pay back, but also claims that he is willing to go where to sue, sue to win the road fare, what kind of goods do you say?

Lu Dongbin's heart froze, and he couldn't help asking, "Are your words true?"

"Four is not like eight do not rely on" anxiously, pointed to the sky and swore a curse: "I dare not lie in front of your old man even if I am bold!" I swear, if there is a lie, I will be thundered five times in the sky, and I will never be able to get out of life, and I will be a cow and a horse for you forever!"

Lu Dongbin teased: "You will adapt to the situation and swear at will, but you will not see the heavens."

"Four is not like eight" self-deprecation: "This can only show that I have not done enough bad things, and it is far from reaching the time when God is angry and angry." ”

Lu Dongbin said again: "Such a dirty behavior, I can't open my mouth, I have to say it myself." ”

"Four is not like eight do not rely on" begged: "I am desperate to ask for help from your old man, your old man saves people to the end, and sends the Buddha to the sky, just pity me!"

Lu Dongbin said: "I don't believe what you say at all, the Tianhe army is strictly disciplined, and there is no violation of law and discipline, if you continue to entangle, be careful that I will sue you for the crime of spreading rumors and slander." ”

"Four is not like eight, don't rely on" vocal cords cried, and knelt down again: "Senior, if you don't even help me, I will only have a dead end!"

Lu Dongbin smiled "hehe" and said incomprehensibly: "You are so shallow, you want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, it is really wishful thinking." If there really is such a thing, with your gambler's spleen and surname, the world would have been turned upside down a long time ago, how can you wait until today?

"Four is not like eight, don't rely on" stared blankly at Lu Dongbin driving away from the clouds, a mysterious smile suddenly appeared on his face, and a few words popped out of his mouth through gritted teeth: "Lu Dongbin Ah Lu Dongbin, don't think that you are profound, you can see everything, you will feel good in the future, this is just the beginning, the good show is behind, your words are Zhang Guo Lao riding a donkey to read the record book------ while walking and seeing, our words are rats dragging wooden shovels------ big head is behind, to make a fortune, no matter how bad it is!"

Out of helplessness, Lu Dongbin played a game of "cat and mouse" with "four is not like eight and does not rely on" for a while; he has never been in contact with these "sideways" goods, and things gather people in groups, and black and white are clearly incompatible; since ancient times, the strange thing is that "four are not like eight and do not rely on" how could they find him? How could he be whimsical and want to spread such words to Tianpeng through him? This kind of unseemly deed dares to brazenly tell him, isn't it "there are no three hundred taels of silver here"? It shows off his casino as a "winning general" name, and revealed to him such a message: The Tianhe Army, known as the "First Unit of the Heavenly Palace", is just a signboard disguise that is outside the gold and jade, and there are all kinds of birds, and the so-called "No. 1" is just a legend. "No profit can't afford to be early", I don't even want to lose face, is it just to pass this news to me? Asking for gambling money, **There are **rules**, this time I broke the routine and got it on the table, did I really ask me to pass the word, put pressure on "Fengyuan" through the canopy, or did there be another hidden situation? The more Lu Dongbin thought about it, the more he felt that this matter was a little unbelievable, and his heart couldn't help but jump up "suddenly", this is the "unity of heaven and man" induction mode that can only be achieved after the cultivation of the Immortal Dao reaches a certain height, and it is an autonomous, accurate and sensitive early warning signal of the situation. Lu Dongbin didn't dare to slack off, stepped on the clouds, made a "sharp turn in the air" on the spot, and floated straight in the direction of the Tianhe troops.

Since it was the "training season for the troops," Tianpeng set an example, and like officers and non-commissioned officers at all levels, he was on the training ground all day long, which was called "sweating more during training and shedding less blood during actual combat." With this kind of tenacity, the Tianhe troops became an invincible and invincible force in the heavenly palace.

is practicing energetically, and the official on duty came to report: "Lu Dongbin and Lu Xianchang are visiting." ”

Tianpeng wiped the sweat flowing on his face and head, tidied up the armor ribbon slightly, and said a few words to the Nine Heavens Child Killer General beside him, and then said to several adjutants with a smile: "This Lu Laodao is here to 'fight the autumn wind' again, let's ask for the surname to accompany him." After finishing speaking, Striding Meteor and his adjutants came to the camp gate with great fanfare to greet Lu Dongbin.

Lu Dongbin was far away and saw Tianpeng and his party walking towards him majesticly and high-spiritedly, funny in his heart, but also a heart, the two brothers met, only the process is **, the beginning and the end are comedy, keep joy in life, and enjoy life in joy.

There were jokes in the greetings, and the two brothers held hands, talked and laughed, and walked into the marshal's tent together.

As soon as he sat down, Lu Dongbin couldn't wait, poured beans on the bamboo tube, and 1510 said the words "four is not like eight and don't rely on" to Tianpeng.

Tianpeng listened, looked at Lu Dongbin strangely, and asked rhetorically: "Brother, you shouldn't have a fever, do you believe such a fart without a shadow?"

Lu Dongbin was furious by him, but he made a straightforward appearance, and the newly hatched chicks ------ hard mouths and weak legs: "My hunch is coming, even if things are not true, but they are not groundless, everything has its own reasons for happening." ”

Canopy nodded: "Truth, flies don't bite seamless eggs." ”

Lu Dongbin said "bah": "Don't bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people." ”

The adjutants couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, and the two of them were really old brothers! One was compared to an egg, and the other was compared to a dog.