Volume 1: Erotic Life Chapter 622 Alice's Discovery
Alice almost went to the stake?
Ye Wushuang felt even more guilty in his heart, if someone else dared to talk to him like this, it was estimated that he would answer with dragon teeth without saying a word, but it was ...... This woman is a woman he has a lot of responsibility for, where is he embarrassed to show a little anger, and said with a wry smile: "Isn't there still a year......
"That's why I'm here with you!"
Alice didn't say anything shockingly, but said very harshly: "I also don't want to live under the same roof with a man who is completely strange to me, and I don't like his disgusting stuff reaching into me!"
Ye Wushuang was thundered into a dog at that time, if it weren't for the fact that there were many people around, he really wanted to take off his pants and shake it in front of Alice, and then tell this girl with a serious face - grass, is this disgusting? How cute, wrinkled, just like an elephant's trunk.
"It seems that you have decided to settle our grievances in a softer way, which is exactly what I want. ”
Alice directly ignored Ye Wushuang's depression, was silent for a while, and suddenly raised her head and said word by word: "I have decided, within this year's time, I will follow you and cultivate a relationship with you!"
"Huh?!"
Ye Wushuang's big mouth immediately grinned at the root of his ears, his eyes almost didn't run out directly, and he rolled around the ground a few times before he was willing, and said a little depressedly: "You don't need to be so direct, right?
Ye Wushuang is really a little convinced of this girl, her IQ is quite high, and her force is even more powerful, but why is her EQ so low? Isn't it just a love, what a noble and great thing? It can come out of this girl's mouth, and it suddenly changes its taste, and it is like a transaction, it is too scenic......
"Don't worry, I won't follow you home. ”
Alice said with a smile: "But, as long as you are not at home, I will definitely follow you! Because I have studied a lot of your information, and found that all the beautiful women who follow you can't escape the poison of the disgusting little thing in your crotch in the end!hehe...... You Chinese often say that rabbits don't eat the grass by the nest, but I found out that you are just the opposite, the kind of rabbit that eats the grass by the nest!"
The poison of disgusting little things?!
Ye Wushuang's head was full of black lines, and he really couldn't help but want to sunshine, so that this woman could know that she was not a small thing at all, let alone a small bird, but a Dapeng bird......! Imagine it carefully, it seems that you really have this problem, every beauty who stays by her side will eventually become the food in her mouth, no, it should be the food of the little brother, can it be...... Is he really a rabbit who only eats the grass next to the nest? At that moment, he was a little depressed and said, "No, there is no thing!" I said...... Are you bored, aren't you bored?
"No! there is a certain pattern in everyone!"
Alice said very seriously: "I have studied everything in your life and obtained many of your habits, including aesthetics and the like!"
"For example, you like to wear panties with some cartoon characters......! You don't have to look at me like that, you don't have any spies around you, it's just that in the past, when you were fighting, your clothes were occasionally torn and exposed, and I just summarized them......! The last time you fought with the Italian mafia in the Han royal family, your pants were torn and they were gone, and if I'm not mistaken, the panties you wore should be red with a Snoopy printed on the back. ”
"Also, when you used to go to the beach, you would always stare at some women in bikinis, these women, without exception, are all women with very developed breasts and well-proportioned legs, to sum up, you like women who dress more decently outside, but are very coquettish inside, in the words of you Chinese, that is, you are noblewomen when you go out and sluts when you go to bed." For you, the charm of a woman's body is that it has long legs and grooves! Well, you don't need to blush, in fact, you are such a person, with long legs and grooves, you can turn you into a beast. ”
"Also, you are a person who will not hide yourself from a woman, which can also be understood as an animal. For example, if a woman reveals something that she shouldn't show, if she is a normal man, she will pretend that nothing is happening at a glance and then don't overdo it, although it is very charming. But you're different, you're going to stare at people and you're trying to eat it, huh...... Sometimes it drools!"
"Take this picture, for example. ”
As she spoke, Alice handed Ye Wushuang a photo, Ye Wushuang took it and looked at it, and his mind was suddenly full of black lines.
That was the scene when he and Han Xinyao met for the first time on the plane! At that time, Han Xinyao kicked him in the head with a high leg, but he was caught by himself, and because he was wearing a short skirt, he naturally walked away.
The photo is the way Ye Wushuang stared at the bottom of Han Xinyao's skirt, grinning, how cheap you look, and what is even cheaper is ...... There's still fucking saliva, and it's hanging on the chin!
Ye Wushuang's face was dark and he stopped talking.
"And ......"
"There's Nima Gobi!
"The last one. ”
Alice smiled charmingly, and said lightly: "What's more, you seem to be a little less resistant to women with long hair and shawls, and it turns out that the moment you see me, this nature is directly exposed!"
Ye Wushuang was originally said to be a little embarrassed, especially when he was wearing red pants with Snoopy's one printed on the back, and he almost didn't let him find a crack to get into, but after hearing this, he smiled weirdly, looked at Alice, and after a long time, suddenly asked, "So...... You're just looking for me?"
Speaking of this, Ye Wushuang thought about it and said, "As you said, I do like women to wear bikinis, just such a small piece of cloth, wanting to cover and revea, very tempting...... So...... To please me, are you wearing a bikini today......? And squeezed out the ditch? Long legs, there are ditches, you said!"
As he spoke, a pair of thief eyes looked Alice up and down.
Alice was uncomfortable to be seen, under this gaze, she felt as if she had been stripped naked, she took a step back at the moment, her teeth creaked, and she said hatefully: "Ye Wushuang, you can stop in moderation!"
And Ye Wushuang laughed wildly, just look at the demeanor of this girl...... This girl is really wearing a bikini inside!
However, Ye Wushuang couldn't laugh when he smiled and laughed, because between Alice's fingers, there was a white light jumping!
This is a prelude to summoning a sword in the stone!
At the moment, where did Ye Wushuang dare to continue laughing? Holding it there, he couldn't swallow it, he couldn't spit it out, how awkward it was to look at it!
"Ahem......"
Just when Ye Wushuang was most embarrassed, a light cough came, which immediately resolved Ye Wushuang's embarrassment, and when he looked back, he saw several parliamentary warriors who didn't know when they had appeared behind them.
Among them, the first person stepped forward, looked at Ye Wushuang and asked cautiously, "Are you...... Kui?!"
Ye Wushuang nodded.
With a "bang", these parliamentary warriors suddenly beat their chests and shouted at the same time: "Kui!"
"Get up!"
Ye Wushuang smiled and said, "I'm just here to see the concert, so I'm going to work so hard today, brothers." ”
The white man in the lead was about to speak, when suddenly there was a violent "snort" sound from the headset, followed by an intermittent voice. The white man's face suddenly became gloomy, and his eyes were full of murder!
Ye Wushuang was a little puzzled and asked, "Did something happen?"
"Hmm...... Something did happen. ”
The white warrior said: "Someone led a group of members of my Huaxia local gang just rushed into Miss Situ's dressing room, our brothers who were guarding outside have been hacked to death, and now there are brothers who have rushed over and are fighting with those Huaxia local gang members." ”
"What?!"
Ye Wushuang's eyebrows stood up at that time, and without thinking about it, he ordered: "Brother Qi, rush in with me to save people!"
“......”
(It's almost the 20th...... Our flowers...... Why can't you break 200,...... Sweat. Brothers, ask for fire support~)