The poem says: My Fair Lady, a gentleman.

Marshal Tianpeng got off the altar, returned to his heart like an arrow, and couldn't step on the clouds, so with the help of the wind, he hurriedly returned to the marshal's tent.

"Tianhe Army" military regulations: The marshal is in military affairs, and the following situations can be reported as an exception, one is the Holy Decree of the Jade Emperor, the other is the military order of the Heavenly King of Tota, and the third is extremely special circumstances. Only the four personal adjutants knew what was a "special case", and the other generals could not ask. If you have an opinion, you can't help it, "work" needs, keeping "secrets" is the first element, leaders for "work", some things can't be put on the stage, all information is open and transparent, all procedures are fair and fair, everyone is equal, and the treatment is uniform, so who still wants to be the leader? Then how can you convince the public?

In front of the marshal's tent, there were already soldiers raising the curtains, and Marshal Tianpeng paused slightly, tidied up the marshal's uniform, adjusted his breath, and walked in with his head held high. Suddenly, in front of him, the brilliance, the fragrance of the face, the eyes were confused, the heart was short of breath, the Chang'e fairy descended from the sky, was standing in front of him with a smile, the fingers of both hands interlocked, put to the right waist side, bent over, and said "Wanfu". Marshal Tianpeng panicked, eagerly, hugged his fists in his chest, his left hand outside, and his right hand inside, and hugged him to show respect. Chang'e lightly opened her lips, and Yingge Yan said: "Your Excellency Marshal, you act so quickly, without losing the true character of the god of war, it really makes the little fairy's heart move!"

Seeing Fairy Chang'e praising him, Tianpeng turned red three times, and hurriedly said: "The fairy coming to my 'Tianhe Army' is the glory of all my soldiers, making the water of Tianhe turbulent, and the sky of Tianhe is steaming. You are the idol of our whole army, the goddess of our hearts. Your arrival will be a major event that our 'Tianhe Army' will remember forever."

Fairy Chang'e was half-hidden, half annoyed: "Yo, Your Excellency the Marshal is really knowledgeable, not only brave in battle, but also sharp in words, a few words will hold the slave family to the sky, and fall into the underworld." ”

When Tianpeng saw Chang'e say this, he was confused, and he didn't know which sentence collided with the "White Tiger Star", causing the fairy to be angry. He is sincere, and what he says is from the heart, but the more he speaks from the heart, the more it makes the listener feel empty. Tian Peng was anxious to bleach himself, and spoke a little incoherently: "I ----- swear to the omnipresent Jade Emperor that if I tell a lie, I can dispose of it at will with Fairy Chang'e." ”

Somehow, Fairy Chang'e blushed a little, but returned to normal in an instant, still smiling and charming: "You don't have to take it seriously, there are not many immortals like you who are in a real surname and in a high position now, everyone is advancing with the times, enjoying yourself in time when you have fun, making money with all your might, and having the right not to invalidate the expiration." However, you can't be unscrupulous and unscrupulously infringe on the portrait rights of the slave family without the authorization of this fairy!"

Tianpeng muttered in his heart: This fairy Chang'e is extremely beautiful, but she has some "delicate surnames". As he was thinking, the lightning flashed in his mind, and he suddenly realized. He pointed to the portrait of Chang'e hanging in the middle hall, and was quite proud: "Fairy Chang'e, this is not an ordinary portrait, she is the spiritual home of our 'Tianhe Army', an invincible 'totem'." We invited her into the marshal's tent, and used her as an educational base for 'loyal to the king, love the sky, and defend the homeland', always inspiring the soldiers, for the great emperor of heaven, for the beautiful fairy, we are not afraid of war, not afraid of death. ”

Chang'e covered her lips with her hand and smiled fragrantly: "I can't imagine that Your Excellency the Marshal is mighty and fierce on the outside, but on the inside, it is so meticulous and nuanced.

Tianpeng looked proud, and Wang Po sold melons ------ boasted to herself: "Fairy Chang'e, your beauty, that is the end of heaven and earth, searching all over the heavens, the earth, the seas and rivers, no life is worth one ten-millionth of yours." Paint a portrait of you, add one point to fat, lose one point to be thin, add one stroke to be ugly, and less to be evil, it is really a kind of humiliation to you. This is a 'plot photo, live playback', the scene is absolutely real, the background is absolutely shocking, this is the crystallization of science, and it definitely does not constitute an infringement of your portrait. With that, Canopy stepped forward and flipped a red switch on the wall. Sure enough, the picture was vivid, but it was a large color screen, in which the fairy Chang'e was pink and white, green and green, floating and green, the morning glow reflected the snow, the ice muscles were clear, the laughter and manners, and the military tent decorations were not exactly the self in front of them. Fairy Chang'e faintly fainted the red tide, brushed her peach blush, and said angrily: "Marshal, you are giving nine inches and thinking ten inches------ you have to make some inches." I used to be just a portrait, but now it's a 'live broadcast', do you want to make me a star, no matter how good or bad the scene is, I will go up and show a little face?"

With the sky in his chest, he was not in a hurry, and explained: "Fairy, what you saw just now is just a simple procedure. What it presents is the original ecology of things, that is, your 'true color photo'. What you will now see is the system's advanced program, which automatically switches the screen and selects the background music. Reach the same place, different pictures, such as the visual experience of a dream, such as a drunken inner experience. As he spoke, the canopy flipped the second blue switch on the wall.

With the sound of nature------ the famous song of Tiangong "Flying Waltz" soothes the rhythm, the picture on the screen is beautiful, auspicious clouds are swirling, phoenixes and butterflies are dancing, the pink and crisp and delicate, the wind blows the fairy robe fluttering in the peony flowers, the beautiful eyes look around, the eyebrows will be willows and compete for green, the face is peach and red; The canopy was fascinated, six eyes staring greedily at the screen, and three mouths were constantly sucking saliva. ------ fortunately, the middle of the military tent was withdrawn with interest, and fortunately only the only instruction program was installed in the system, otherwise, Marshal Tianpeng would have lost face.

Chang'e laughed breathlessly, covered her chest with her hands, and exclaimed: "Interesting, interesting!"

Tianpeng was praised, more and more proud, and boasted: "This is a high-tech cutting-edge product that I have obtained after nine days of going up to the heavens, going down to the earth, wearing the stars and the moon, lying on the ice and tasting the snow, and having worked hard to scatter the gold and silver treasures. ”

Chang'e "eats" and said with a smile: "In this heaven, it has been a reason since ancient times, that is, there are always some toads who do not know the thickness of the sky and the earth, looking at the white swans flying in the white clouds, drooling, dreaming of white dreams, thinking that they can soar into the sky and be a toad that can only eat swan meat." Your Excellency Marshal, do you think there is such a possibility?"

Tianpeng's three faces turned purple, and he said, "Toad, toad!" Blatantly humiliating him like this, Rao is a great god and immortal who has cultivated to a high level, and he can't stand it. However, after all, Marshal Tianpeng has experienced strong winds and waves, and the three heads think about the same problem together, and the efficiency is like a "supercomputer". Ideals lead the way forward, if a toad doesn't even have the ideal of eating swan meat, then he will definitely not be able to eat swan meat in his life. And there are toads who want to eat swan meat, and they will do their best throughout their lives to strive for the realization of their ideals. It's not terrible to be a toad, it's terrible to be a toad that is muddy, jumps when it's hungry, screams when it's full, and has no pursuit and no ideals. Realizing the ideal in your heart requires a lifelong pursuit. That road, whether it is smooth or bumpy, go on in short, and make unremitting efforts to realize the ideal in our hearts, or in vain! After all, the brilliance of the ideal has illuminated the journey of our life and made us know that the pursuit of beautiful things is definitely the driving force of our life. ”

Tianpeng's "generous statement", Chang'e was quite moved, it seems that if you are too involved in doing one thing, you will go crazy. She sighed lightly, took two steps forward, walked lightly, Shanshan sounded, raised her jade finger and pressed the "pause button", and said with a smile: "Your Excellency Marshal, as soon as the toad is said, it is a boundless topic, we are not professional bachelors, there is no need to discuss it further." Today, the slave family took the liberty to disturb, there is something important to ask the marshal, I don't know if I will respond?"

To be honest, Tianpeng is still unsatisfied at this time, and he wants to chase after this topic, maybe there will be unexpected gains and take advantage of it. didn't want Chang'e to be so well-behaved, so that he had no chance to take advantage of it, although he was very annoyed in his heart, he couldn't help but secretly praise: "What an elf among immortals, such charm is by no means pretentious." "The two surnames have their own thoughts. The other party has already sealed his mouth, as a dignified marshal, Tianpeng is annoyed and annoyed, and the most decent behavior can only be borrowed from the slope to get off the donkey, and he will accept it when he sees it. Tianpeng swallowed helplessly, and while recalling the "good times" just now, he respectfully gave up his seat, raised his voice and called the adjutant to order the fairy to serve tea quickly.

Chang'e took the teacup, took a sip of the tea soup, and couldn't help but praise: "It's really good tea! Marshal, what a rich collection of your "little vaults" are?"

Tianpeng laughed when he heard this: "The fairy doesn't know, this is my Tianhe specialty, pure green product, nicknamed 'Tianheyuan Drunken Immortal Tea', a special drink, never on the market." The strange rocks along the Tianhe River are craggy, not an inch of soil grows, only the source is born in one acre and three points of land, and seventy-two old tea trees grow in the ground. This is the sacred tree of the gods, the number of Tiangang is unchanged, one more will wither, and one more will be replenished. It is necessary to apply dragon dung in spring, sprinkle phoenix fertilizer in autumn, water unicorn urine in summer, and sow white tiger excrement in winter. Regardless of the rain situation, in the beginning of spring, stunning, valley rain, beginning of summer, miscanthus seeds, great heat, beginning of autumn, white dew, frost, beginning of winter, heavy snow, and great cold, they must be watered with the source water of Tianhe, so as to recuperate normally. The leaves only appear once every thousand years, and they wither immediately after the 11th day of the valley rain. When picking tea, it is expensive and timely, too early will not be complete, and late will be scattered. Take the first five days of the valley rain as the top, you can get 72 catties of treasures, all of which go to the Sanqing and the Jade Emperor; after the valley rain, you can also get the top grade 72 catties, and you can give them to the other five emperors and the king of Tota; and then the next five days, you can barely get the middle grade 72 catties, and you can give them to the five elders of the five directions and the Tai Bai Xing. There are few genuine products, tight leadership, and the gods and goddesses in other palaces and halls can only sigh at tea. Chang'e thoughtfully: "I'm not afraid of not knowing the goods, I'm afraid of comparing the goods." A few days ago, I bought half a catty of this tea in the Tiangong genuine supermarket, and I went back to the palace to taste it, and I felt good. But compared to this soup today, it feels very different from heaven and earth. ”

Tianpeng patted the "pineapple cover" and said, "Hey! You have fallen into a trap and bought a fake." ”

Chang'e said strangely: "Huh! The world-famous real supermarket actually sells fakes?"

Tianpeng sighed: "The chain of interests is everywhere. Fakes are easy to appear on the streets, but they can also appear in places you don't expect. Once society loses its moral constraints, the pursuit of self-interest becomes the only option. As a result, justice has become an ornament, fairness has become a dream, integrity has become an ideal, and harmony has become a wish. There are no goods and no fakes, and fakes are sold everywhere, which makes us frightened step by step and feel that it is difficult to survive. Fortunately, our department has taken precautions and opened up its own ecological farms with its own grain, vegetables, fruits, and meat. If you want to live freely, you must eat well. Sweat well and live a down-to-earth life, Fairy Chang'e, what I said is not wrong, right?"