Chapter Eighty-One: The Cyclamen Comes to Talk About Nature
The demon road has been removed, the reverse dragon is locked in the deep pool of Lidui, Ao Yue is in charge of the dragon court, the Minjiang River is smooth and rainy, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the world of Shu County is also peaceful.
Listen to how the immortals interpret this situation.
At the invitation of Xiyuan Childlike Real People, Lishan's old mother came to visit Yuxiao Palace.
The old mother of Lishan drove the auspicious clouds to the Yuxiao Palace of Qingcheng Mountain, then held down the cloud head and floated down to the gate of the Yuxiao Palace.
Brother Panda on the Right Guard and Brother Panda on the Left Guard saluted together at the same time and said, "The Fairy Mother of Lishan has arrived, and the disciple is polite." ”
The old mother of Lishan dusted off the dust and said, "The two virtuous apprentices are exempt. Please inform your palace master on your behalf, and say that the old mother of Lishan was invited to visit. ”
Brother Panda hurriedly apologized and said, "Lishan Fairy Mother, I'm really sorry, Master went out of the mountain to collect cinnabar." "Panda's voice is still a little hoarse, but it's much better than before.
Lishan's old mother asked, "When will your palace master come back?"
Brother Panda said: "Tell the Lishan Fairy Mother, when the master will come back, I really can't say." "Your master's life is too irregular. Lishan's mother criticized.
Brother Panda defended the master very much, and said: "The fairy mother said it too well, the fairy family, come in the clouds, go in the fog, and be erratic, how can there be any rules." ”
Brother Panda said: "Not really. If the master didn't meet the immortal game, there would be no excitement to see, and he would come back soon after picking things. ”
Lishan's mother felt strange, so she asked, "You apprentices should also help the master collect the cinnabar of Liandan, why do you need the master to pick it himself?"
Brother Panda is a little aggrieved. A little resentful: "The fairy mother doesn't know, it's not that the disciples are lazy and don't collect cinnabar for the master, it's that the master thinks the cinnabar we collected is not of good quality." The cultivated Dan has no aura. The more Brother Panda spoke, the more excited he became, and as soon as he was excited, his voice became a little hoarse. This is the sequelae left by Brother Panda's last cold.
Lishan's old mother looked helpless and said, "It seems that I may not be able to wait for your master today." "That's not necessarily, I hope Master didn't meet the fairy family game today, and it's good that there is no excitement to watch." ”
Lishan's mother said: "Maybe you have to wait until the New Year's Horse Month? I said goodbye to my teacher and came back to visit another day. ”
At this moment, I saw an immortal faintly hanging a cloud in the sky. Rising and coming.
The fat panda brother hurriedly said: "Lishan Fairy Mother, don't go, you see, my master is back." ”
Lishan's old mother saw that it was not Xiyuan's childlike real person who was driving the clouds. It's the Antarctic fairy. The old mother of Lishan hurriedly saluted and asked, "Antarctic Immortal." Have you seen the real person of Xiyuan's childlike heart?"
Antarctic Immortal Weng said happily: "I see, I see, I see, this guy is very playful, and he is still standing there watching Li Laojun and Tai Baixing play chess." ”
Lishan's mother asked again: "How long will he have to watch?"
The Antarctic fairy wiped his snow-white silver beard and said with a laugh: "Haha! This old naughty boy is playing chess stinks and does not dare to go into battle." When you go into battle, you lose nine out of ten, so you love to watch others play chess. Who knows how long he'll be watching, maybe until it's dark!" Who betrayed me? Who said I wanted to see it dark?"
"I mean, your virtue, who doesn't know? "Antarctic Immortal Weng Road. "Senior sister, please don't go, the poor road is back. When he said that, Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren had already held down the cloud head and arrived at the gate of Yuxiao Palace. "Brother Dao, didn't you watch other people's games today?" asked Lishan's mother knowingly.
'Look, look, why don't you look, don't look at nothing. Watching Tai Bai Xing play against Li Laojun in Taibai Mountain, he was in full swing, and suddenly on a whim, he pinched his fingers, knowing that there was a distinguished guest visiting, and he hurriedly came back. This whim is a stress response of the Immortal Family to the collection of relevant information.
The Antarctic Immortal sneered, "If you don't have a whim, don't you want to see the sky?" "That's, that's." Xiyuan childlike real person obediently admitted.
"I didn't talk nonsense, I didn't frame you. "The Antarctic Immortal Weng proves his innocence, and he wants to leave a good impression on the old mother of Lishan, so he can invite her to Yunan Mountain as a guest in the future.
"That's, that's. "Xiyuan's childlike attitude is correct, only so cute.
"Poor Dao is leaving. The Antarctic Immortal Weng saluted.
Xiyuan Zhenren hurriedly said: "Brother Dao rarely passes by here, you might as well go to the cold cave to rest, it is the cave to increase the brilliance." “
Lishan's old mother also persuaded the Antarctic Immortal Weng to stay: "Brother Xiyuan Dao has been asking the old man to drink tea for a long time, and today is free, let's chat together, it's really rare." “
The Antarctic Immortal Weng smiled and agreed: "Okay, good, just play, let's chat, thank you for the kindness of the two fairy brothers and sisters." ”
Panda Fat Brother and Panda Fat Brother hurriedly gave way with a tug, bowing to the master and his two immortal friends.
The fat brother of the panda was busy arranging seats for the distinguished guests, and his attitude was very respectful: "The Antarctic fairy Weng please take a seat, and the old mother of Lishan please sit." ”
Panda Fat Brother enthusiastically served tea and water to the guests, and his attitude was very kind, which made the two cyclamen admire, and Xiyuan Zhenren was naturally very happy.
Brother Panda served tea and warmly and respectfully entertained the cyclamen: "Aunt Xian, Uncle Xian, please use tea." ”
Lishan's mother took the tea, took a sip, and said, "Thank you." The panda fat brother is so good, this tea is delicious. ”
The panda fat brother was praised and very proud: "Aunt Xian, this is the tea we grow ourselves, called Qingcheng Fairy Tea." ”
The panda fat brother hurriedly said: "Aunt Xian, the fairy tea of our Qingcheng Mountain is famous far and wide. ”
Antarctic Immortal Weng said with a smile: "The immortal tea of Qingcheng Mountain, famous in the fairy world, is the tea that pays tribute to the Queen Mother of the West, and it is the best in tea." ”
Panda Fat Brother said: "Thank you Xianbo for the compliment." This tea is very refreshing, it can clear the heart, can brighten the eyes, and has the function of protecting the liver and stomach. ”
The Antarctic fairy fell in love with the panda fat brother and said: "Panda fat brother, he loves to talk enthusiastically, and he likes people." I heard that in order to go down the mountain to capture the dragon, the panda fat brother also sulked with the Condor, and made a little unpleasant. Isn't it?"
Speaking of this, the panda fat brother was quite ashamed, and said: "The apprentice mainly wants to go out and develop. Create the world and become famous all because the dust is not purified. ”
Lishan's mother said that she understood the panda fat brother's earnestness, so she comforted and persuaded her: "There is a growth process, just know your mistakes and correct them." ”
Xiyuan said with a smile: "It's true." At that time, the panda fat brother thought that he was full of wings and had good skills. Meritorious service, I always think that the master is partial to the Condor, but in fact, the panda fat brother does not understand the secret of the heavens. ”
Antarctic Immortal Weng said: "The Condor Fighting Dragon is in the past. Now you might as well declare to us the fairy machine in this. ”
Lishan's mother also echoed and said: "Condor Quest Dragon has become history, and now you can decipher the mystery in it." “
Xiyuan said: "This story is a long story. “
The Antarctic Immortal said: "It's a long story, it's not a story, it's not a story, we have the patience to listen to it." ”
Xiyuan said in a childlike manner: "Listen to it, it's serious." Just prick up your ears and listen. Just an ordinary story. "Xiyuan childlike real people always want to shabu people.
Lishan's mother said: "Brother Xiyuan Dao is not old. Nothing is lost. "Hey, hey, the old man is like a crooked moon, a small boat, too slender, and if he doesn't suffer, it's like a full moon, and the silver light is scattered all over the ground, adding brilliance to the night. Tell me, is it better to have a crescent moon or a full moon?"
Lishan's mother said: "The old body likes the crescent moon, and the crooked moon is like a boat, and I sit on the boat." It's so leisurely and cozy to shake it. ”
Xiyuan said with a childlike heart: "Foolish brother doesn't like boats. Thinking of water from the boat, and naturally thinking of the reverse dragon from the water, it is very annoying. So the foolish brother likes the full moon, and the moonlight is like a pour, how good!"
This is a bit heavy, not childlike enough, it seems that nothing is absolute, and there are times when childlike innocence is deep.
The Antarctic Immortal Weng hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Brother Dao has digressed, we have to listen to the mystery of the sky of the Condor Fighting Dragon." "Yes, I digress, the foolish brother is guilty, I turned the bow of the boat and went straight to the point. "Xiyuan's childlike attitude is quite upright.
Lishan's mother commented very unceremoniously: "There is too much nonsense. ”
Antarctic Immortal Weng also felt the same way: "Senior Sister Lishan said it well, one needle to the end." ”
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren stuck out his tongue, pretended to be a strange person, and started to tell a story: "It is said that a long time ago, on a hot summer, a young man followed his father to pull a net fish by the river. The net failed, it was noon, the scorching sun was empty, and my father was about to close the net. The young man said to his father, the child came to play an Internet café. The young man put the net and waited for a long time, and saw that there seemed to be movement in the net before he pulled up the net, but the last net was a little heavy, and the water splashed violently, and there seemed to be fish, and there were big fish. The young man was so unhappy, he pulled the net up and saw that it was a small water snake. The young man was very angry, how did he catch a water snake, it must have been this water snake that took away the fish, so that his father's net was empty. He also hated this cold-blooded animal, so he got angry, so he grabbed it by seven inches and pressed it to the ground, picked up a stone and was about to stone it to death. Unexpectedly, the little water snake begged bitterly with tears in his eyes, Childe, please let me go, don't stone me to death, then my father will die of illness. My dad was seriously ill, and I came out to find medicine for my dad, so I panicked and ran into my son's net. When the young man heard the little water snake say this, he hesitated for a moment, but after all, his heart softened, and he thought that he was a filial daughter, so he released the little water snake back into the Minjiang River. His father saw that the child was sweating, so he pulled a palm leaf nearby and made a palm hat and put it on the child's head, which finally covered the scorching sun. Because of these circumstances, that lively story was later deduced. ”
The Antarctic Immortal Weng spoke: "Brother Xiyuan Dao, the old man has the reputation of longevity immortal, so he has to worry about it, don't think about it, and don't use his brain, so he can't understand it, what mystery is buried in the story you just told?" It is understandable that you are a brain-dead at all, or even cerebral palsy, just look at your deformed and uneven head, you are a complete cerebral palsy. "Xiyuan Childlike True Mind intends to activate the mental activity of the Antarctic Immortal.
This trick really worked, and the Antarctic fairy raised the crutch hanging the wine gourd to hit the Xiyuan childlike real person.
So the two old men took the old mother of Lishan as the heart of the garden, ran and chased, chased and ran, and circled in circles, which was very fun.
The old mother of Lishan followed in a circle, and her head was dizzy, so she said: "Two old men, stop, the old body is dizzy!" The two old men listened to the old lady's greeting, one stopped running, and the other stopped chasing.
Xiyuan Tongxin said: "Okay, Brother Nanji, don't play catching cats, you listen to my sister tell you the mystery here." Lishan's mother excused herself: "Brother Xiyuan Dao, although I know a little bit about this story, after all, you are the planner of the story, or you tell it well, you tell it more truthfully and vividly." ”
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said: "Senior sister is too modest, in fact, you speak more beautifully." ”
Although the old mother of Lishan is a fairy, she also has the reserve of women, she said: "Brother Xiyuan Dao wears a high hat for me and gives me powder, I am a black man, and I am not powdered." ”
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren looked very serious, and said: "Senior Sister Lishan, you speak better, you speak, just like a bird singing, it is very good, it is the Yingge Yan language described by literati and ink writers." ”
The Antarctic Immortal Weng was not brainless this time, and immediately took over the topic and said: "Really, Senior Sister Lishan's voice is the same as Huang Ying's singing, it sounds very good." ”
Lishan's mother still didn't accept the invitation, and said solemnly: "Brother Nanji, won't you be brainless if you rob while the fire is hot?"
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren hurriedly turned around and said: "Senior Sister Lishan, don't say it too solemnly, just start talking about it." ”
Lishan's mother said: "This is about the same, this is the senior brother who has to be treated." ”
Xiyuan childlike real people laughed and played a game of Ah Q spirit: "After making trouble for a long time, I was finally won the right to speak by my teacher." It is said that after a few years in the afterlife, the young man is Li Erlang, and the young man's father is Li Bing. Little Snake's father became the Dragon King of Minjiang Ao Rebellious, in order to avenge the young man's desire to smash Little Snake to death, Ao Rebellious always made trouble with Li Bing and his son. The palm tree whose palm leaves were plucked by the young man's father, in order to avenge the injury of the leaf, turned into an invisible Taoist and fought against Li Bing's father and son. The little snake was put back in order to repay the young man's net, and later became Princess Ao Yue, who fell in love with Li Erlang at first sight. ”
The Antarctic Immortal Weng was curious, and asked, "This story is really mythical and very good." In that case, why haven't Ao Yue and Li Erlang become beautiful dependents?"
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren patiently explained: "Haha! Brother Nanji is excited again, and he is no longer cerebral palsy. At the beginning, the young man was very hesitant to let go of the little snake, which doomed them to only lingering love and no happy marriage. ”
Antarctic Immortal Weng sighed: "Everything in the world has a origin, and it is natural to have a sense of proportion. The Tao is natural. "This old man can say such wise words, how can there be a trace of brain damage? (To be continued......)