The forty-sixth episode, woe to the wall
As the saying goes: The yin land is not as good as the new land, and the fate is not in the sky.
Wang Lingguan returned to the marshal's tent and informed Tianpeng of the interrogation.
Tianpeng was noncommittal, and asked Wang Lingguan: "Old Wang, you are well-informed and experienced, in your high opinion, who dares to be so vicious, intensify, and risk the world's condemnation, repeatedly pouring dirty water on my Tianhe troops and framing them?"
Wang Lingguan's eyes were fixed on the sword hanging on the wall of the marshal's tent, and he replied: "No matter how sharp the sword is, there will always be a time to put it into the sheath." No matter how pure the river is, there is also a chance that it will be washed into the sediment. ”
Tian Peng tilted his head and looked at him with strange eyes, and a mocking sneer appeared at the corner of his lips: "I haven't seen you for a moment, Lord Lingguan can be bullish, and there is such a profound Taoist cultivation!"
Wang Lingguan said humbly: "How dare you get an axe in front of the marshal, it's just a momentary feeling." ”
The two tacitly felt that they had nothing to say to each other.
After a while, a group of people who searched Fengyuan's room came back and said: "Report, the search is complete, and no suspicious items have been found." ”
After a while, another group that searched Fengyuan's office also came back and said: "Report, the search is complete, and no suspicious items have been found." ”
Wang Lingguan's two eyebrows jumped twice as if no one was around, and his cronies were puzzled when they saw it, because this was usually a sign of Wang Lingguan's incomparably excited heart. But what kind of foreshadowing is made on this occasion today, everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and I am puzzled with "Little Jiujiu" in my heart.
The Tianhe troops breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this was a monk sitting in a cave------ it was okay (temple), everyone couldn't hide the joy in their hearts, and they were ready to wait for Tianpeng to give an order and start sending off guests. Wang Lingguan was unusual, not in a hurry, not in a panic, his eyes were deep, and his eyes were rolling.
History proves that a battle, if it is easy to win, it often means that there is a huge trap waiting for you in front, the real victory can only be achieved after fighting bloodily and completely defeating the enemy, waiting is to pay the necessary price, because the waiting time is the time for the opponent to accumulate strength and fight back.
Wang Lingguan couldn't hold his breath and took the lead in breaking the silence: "Marshal, if you don't do it, you have to do it, you have to do it, give up halfway, perfunctory, the Jade Emperor is going to be angry!"
Tianpeng was very disgusted with Wang Lingguan's face as a servant who was pressed down above, but there was nothing he could do, how could he not bow his head when he was under the eaves, he fixed his mind and asked expressionlessly: "Lingguan still wants to search which place Although he said it clearly, not to mention that the Jade Emperor Holy Intention is here, even if the Lingguan comes alone, as long as it is beneficial to the Heavenly Palace, I Tianpeng should be duty-bound!"
Wang Lingguan laughed happily: "What I want is the marshal's words, with the marshal's approval, why worry that things don't have a happy ending?" He raised his eyes and glanced at the officers and soldiers of the Tianhe troops standing around, and said slightly apologetically, "I'm really sorry, the matter is not over, I don't dare to take charge of Mingjin and withdraw the troops without authorization, and I hope you will understand, support, and understand!" After the performance, Wang Lingguan instructed his entourage to turn over the search warrant from the document bag, spread it on the table, concentrate on it, point and point, talk to himself, and be worried: "How could it not be? Could it be that the Jade Emperor was also deceived by that 'chicken feather letter'? It was so difficult that it was so coincidental that the person who was framed twice or three times was the same person? There are two things, and there are no repeated and four things, it seems to be clear, maybe there is some mystery hidden in it?" The living room and office are the most suspicious places, but they have been carefully searched, there should be no mistake, but where is the matter?" With the movement of his fingers, his eyes suddenly froze, his brows stretched, he was so excited that he seemed to have discovered a new world, and his mouth was dumbfounded, "I really should ask the Jade Emperor and his old man for guilt, and he was negligent, and he didn't even understand the holy decree!"
The parties are in the game, and the words are all spoken to the bystanders. Now, on the surface, Detective Wang Lingguan is feeling sorry for himself, but in fact, his inadvertent "self-talk" has played the role of "a few words, loud and sound". They are all ministers of the Heavenly Palace, serving the Heavenly Palace in different positions, with different surnames, different interests, different world views, and different values, but the only thing in common is the unbreakable iron rule of gold, that is, they have a common big boss from beginning to end, a "scoop handle" who not only controls their power of life and death, but also determines their promotion and wealth. Tianpeng was inconvenient to be silent any longer, and asked first: "Lord Wang is so cautious, and which of the Jade Emperor's holy decrees has been neglected?"
"Come and see!" Wang Lingguan pushed the search warrant in front of Tianpeng, and while blaming himself, he explained, "I've been dizzy lately, and I'm getting more and more distracted. You see, the Jade Emperor and his old man are obviously far-sighted, and asked us to search these three places in turn, but we have left out this most important place, which is a great dereliction of duty, after I go back, I will definitely ask the Jade Emperor not to show favoritism and punish him heavily!"
Tianpeng smiled heartily, expressed understanding, and said with emotion: "Lord Wang is so high-spirited, he is really a model of my Heavenly Palace, and there are adults in the Heavenly Palace, and it is very fortunate!" Without waiting for Wang Lingguan to reply, he continued, "Your original intention is nothing more than to say that the military treasury has not been searched, in fact, Lord Wang does not have to go around such a big circle, I said earlier, Lord Wang is dedicated to the public, how can I Tianpeng go against his own path, fake the public and help the private, make the gentleman spurned, and make the villain laugh?"
Wang Lingguan's face unconsciously oozed cold sweat, and he reluctantly smiled: "This is me, if you are not careful, you will spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"
Tianpeng waved his hand: "I don't mean that, you are a little nervous? I just want to say that the munitions warehouse is the lifeblood of the army, and the defense is extremely strict, the so-called strict barriers, and even a fly in the ordinary world will not want to fly in." Even if Fengyuan is the quartermaster in charge, it is impossible to enter alone, and there must be three generals in charge and an assistant adjutant in charge, and after verifying their identities, three keys can open a lock before they can perform their official duties. If you want to be opportunistic and fill your own pockets, it is almost impossible. ”
Wang Lingguan sneered and said: "The marshal is too conservative, I am not your superior, how strict the military regulations of the army are has nothing to do with me, what I need to solve now is how I can enter the military warehouse and complete the sacred mission entrusted to me by the Jade Emperor!"
Tian Peng sneered at each other: "This matter is easy to solve!" You, the king Lingguan and the king, coerce the order of the Son of Heaven to order the ministers, which one dares to disobey the order, and which one dares to disobey the order?"
One sentence choked Wang Lingguan and rolled his eyes, and the boss's fire surged in his heart, it was really "the fire starts from the heart, and the evil rises to the guts", exposing his "shortness" in front of many "immortals and gods", in addition to being annoyed, it is unbearable or unbearable, and he wants to have a seizure. However, the "guard head" around him was very well-behaved, bowing his head to the canopy when he saw this, playing the "round field", and at the same time did not forget to buy credit for his master: "What the marshal said is true, my family Lingguan can be said to have done his best to His Majesty the Jade Emperor, and after death, he has implemented the laws of the Heavenly Palace, and it can be said that he adheres to the principles and is selfless with an iron face. ”
When Tianpeng and the soldiers of the Tianhe army heard this, they were so nauseous that they almost wanted to vomit. There is no thickest skin, only thicker, and patting the sycophants on this is really unprecedented, pushing through the old and bringing forth the new.
Wang Lingguan was "patted" by the head of the guard, his head suddenly brightened, and he quickly changed his face, full of indifference and even ashamed: "Being loyal to the Jade Emperor and swearing allegiance to the death is our duty as courtiers, and it should be so." After so many years of ups and downs, if your skin wasn't as thick as your buttocks, you might have died without a place to bury! Marshal, may I ask what kind of investigation method is made in this munitions warehouse, if you are embarrassed, I will immediately return to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and ask for a copy of the Jade Emperor's holy decree!"
"Forcing the palace" is forced to this, and there is no way back for the canopy. He is not embarrassed by Wang Lingguan, but he just feels that everything is too strange, how can there be such a cheap "deal", this side has just been robbed, and he is worried that there is no clue to solve the case, and the report "chicken feather letter" over there fell from the sky, and he didn't ask a question, he drew a scoop according to the gourd, and carried out a dragnet search according to the clues provided in the report letter. What is this called? To put it more seriously, this is called the sin of desire, and there is no excuse for it!
Although he was unwilling, the search warrant issued by the Jade Emperor Zhu Bi still had to be executed to the letter, which was the difference between a monarch and a minister. The monarch is right, and what is wrong is right, even if it is used by others, the user has taken the lead, is justifiable, arrogant, and cannot be questioned and opposed. A courtier is a courtier, and he has to use most of his life to carry out the will of the monarch, and his life is not his own in the strict sense, but just a machine that serves the monarch.
Tianpeng said: "Follow the customs, the big things can not be regarded as child's play, we are on business, three keys to open a lock, Fengyuan has me temporarily concurrently." You will personally lead the team, and then find two smart and capable subordinates, and the six of us will form a search team to supervise each other and complete this extraordinary task in this extraordinary period. The munitions warehouse is not a munitions fair, how can it be carried out with great fanfare, let it be searched, and expose the secrets of the army, which should be a capital crime. You are a warehouse official, sign a confidentiality agreement according to the rules, and abide by the warehouse system. ”
Wang Lingguan swore an oath, and secretly scolded the eighteenth generation ancestor of Tianpeng in his stomach, so angry that his intestines were rolled. But on the surface, you have to make a calm appearance, and you think so: "This is natural, there are no rules, there is no square circle, a huge military camp, and the military regulations are not neat, and it will become scattered sand." You are right, it is not the will of the Jade Emperor, lend me 10,000 guts, I don't dare to make this request!"
So Tianpeng ordered them one by one, and after completing the formalities, Tianpeng personally led the general in charge of munitions and the assistant adjutant, and Wang Lingguan led the two cronies of the head of the guard and the immoral dog, and a line of six high-ranking immortals, with solemn expressions and calm steps, and walked towards the heavily guarded munitions warehouse step by step.
The quartermaster warehouse of the Tianhe army is located in the heart of the troops, stretching for more than ten miles, towering and neat, magnificent, arranged according to the "five elements", forming a huge "Hui" character. Each "row" has one hundred and eight warehouses, each seventy-two meters long and thirty-six meters wide. The guards are ten steps and one post, five steps and one sentry, the helmets are bright and bright, and the murderous spirit is high. The head of the guard and the two dogs without virtue, usually only in the streets and alleys of the Tiangong to show off their might, maintain order, when the interest comes, you can also catch a few thieves, the breeze is majestic, but the face is just to come and go in a hurry or walk the birds to relax, the ordinary scattered immortals and micro gods, how many have seen such a formation, the surrounding eyes are full of soldiers sharpening knives, the breeze blows through the back, the cold sweat on the forehead does not stop, the heart is flustered, and the pace is unsteady. Although Wang Lingguan has seen the world and has a team in his hands, compared with this Tianhe army, he can't lift it up because he is tied with tofu with hemp rope, and he has a sense ------of inferiority in his heart, and he really feels that there is not only a gap of 108,000 miles between himself and Tianpeng, it is a mule or a horse, not a mouthful, but a test in practice.
Tianpeng asked Wang Lingguan's opinion: "Lingguan, you are an expert in searching, you make a decision, where is it appropriate for us to start?"
The third adjutant of the assistant manager couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, and whispered to the quartermaster general: "Do you know what 'expert' is?" 'Expert', the guy who knows the best at drilling camps!"
When the quartermaster general heard this, he couldn't hold it anymore and laughed out loud.
Although the third adjutant had a small voice, in fact, the immortals present could hear it clearly. Canopy glared at the third lieutenant in disgust, but did not reproach him. The head of the guard and the dog of immorality tried desperately to hold back laughter, and their faces turned blood-red. Wang Lingguan pretended not to know, his joy and anger were invisible, he put his hands behind his back, and watched the rows of munitions warehouses as if nothing had happened. The third adjutant's own uncle was the famous Taibai Li Jinxing, and he really didn't dare to provoke this venerable god.