Fifty-eighth, crazy

As the proverb goes: If you are not afraid of hurting people and tigers, you are only afraid of the two-sided knife of human affection.

A tragedy, with a director, there must also be an accomplice. The law of conspirators' interaction is that things gather by like, people are grouped, smell like, hook up and connect, the so-called catfish look for catfish, Ga fish looks for Gayu, and Wang Ba finds a turtle in-law.

In front of the "Loyal Soul Garden" of the Tianhe troops, Qiang Shan repented and was in pain, and these scenes happened to be seen by the "night owl" clairvoyance. Since forming a sworn alliance with Wang Lingguan, Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear have had an additional task full of evil and sin: to monitor Tianpeng and Tianhe's every move, day and night. All this that happened at night was originally seen and remembered by clairvoyance, but unfortunately, he and Shunfeng Ear were both taught by a master, and all their skills were limited to the open wilderness, and the houses for any purpose were wrapped in walls, ruthlessly hindering the exertion of their skills, which made Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear depressed, not proficient in learning, and delayed many bad things!

Clairvoyance didn't dare to slack off, and at first got up the courage to knock on the black lacquered door of the Lingguan Hall in the middle of the night. Now Wang Lingguan is not as good as before, and the official has a long temper, even if he is a close friend of the family, he must be careful of Nuo Nuo.

Wang Lingguan, as usual, after he was full of wine and food, no matter how late it was, he always had to find a few bewitching fox spirits and "fight" for a while to "protracted battle", so that he was exhausted and seemed to be able to sleep peacefully after his soul was out of his body.

The clairvoyant screamed for a long time, and finally the housekeeper of the Lingguan Hall showed compassion, pushed away the fox spirit who was stubbornly entangled in the bed, got up and put on his clothes to open the door for him. The vixen on the butler's bed had just gotten off Wang Lingguan's bed, and he was still unsatisfied, taking foxsteps, humming silver songs, and twisting his butt past the butler's window. Seeing this, the housekeeper was also cowardly, and his habits became natural, so he pushed open the door and hugged the vixen to the bed. The vixen snorted and chirped, and the two fought in a row, doing a "good deed". After the "thing" was done, the housekeeper was out of strength, his muscles were crisp and soft, he had no thoughts, he wanted to sleep, but the fox spirit was unrelenting, and he was stalking, so he had to have a "double score" with him. The housekeeper was weak and secretly complained, and someone happened to knock on the door, so he persuaded him with good words, and it was also regarded as a favor for clairvoyance.

Clairvoyant was anxious, seeing that the housekeeper had only opened the door for him for such a long time, he was not angry, and he was also used to pretending to be in front of his subordinates, and he hit him and rewarded the housekeeper with a slap in the face.

The butler covered his burning cheeks with his hands, and looked pitifully at the fierce god in front of him, unable to think of the reason why he was beaten.

Clairvoyant didn't speak, pushed away the housekeeper and went straight to Wang Lingguan's bedroom, slamming the door on the mountain.

Wang Lingguan slept like a dead pig at this time, but the inside of his body rebelled, hiccuping, farting, talking and tossing in his sleep, but the sudden knock on the door made him sleepy. This is a habit that has been cultivated in the army for many years, and no matter how tired you are, you must always be vigilant.

When he opened the door and saw that it was clairvoyance, Wang Lingguan knew that something big had happened, and he was completely sleepy in an instant, and hurriedly let clairvoyance into the secret room. Clairvoyance is not polite, pour soybeans into the bamboo tube, and tell the truth cleanly. When Wang Lingguan heard this, he was taken aback, and immediately understood the seriousness of the matter. Since Wang Lingguan set up a "poison bureau", perversely acted with fox friends such as the Mighty Ghost King, and framed Tianpeng, he has been extra careful, and he has been more polite in receiving people and things in public, smiling when they meet, and his words are sweeter than honey; In order to hide people's eyes and ears, the words spoken during the meeting were divided into open and secret words, and the most primitive method of "flying pigeon passing" was used to exchange information, and the clothes worn during the mission were destroyed one at a time. A few days ago, the Mighty Ghost King told him that the housekeeper of the Ghost King's Mansion had sent a letter to the Qiang Shan of the Tianhe Army, and in the process of burning the night clothes, there was a cracking sound in the chest. said that the listener had no intention, Wang Lingguan was familiar with the special surname of "wishy powder", and realized that the matter was exposed. After a few days of extreme panic and anxiety, tonight when this emergency came, Wang Lingguan realized that the "decisive battle" was about to begin. Wang Lingguan, who burned his eyebrows, was cunning, he made a relaxed look, patted the clairvoyant's shoulder, and was full of emotion: "The wind knows the strength of the grass, the fire sees the real gold, regardless of the risk, the starry night sent such important information, which shows the affection of the tribulation!"

Seeing Wang Lingguan praise him like this, he was so moved that tears almost flowed down, and he said again and again: "It should be, it should be, I am a cat catching a mouse and a dog to watch the house------ my duty." ”

Wang Lingguan also had no intention of "teasing the shell" with him, and ordered Clairvoyant to rush to the Ghost King's Mansion immediately, and asked the Ghost King to do so, not to be lazy. He put on an "invisibility cloak", and as soon as he went out, he disappeared from the night sky.

The night breeze was still chasing and frolicking back and forth carefree, the stars were blinking mysteriously, and occasionally a few frightened wild birds, flapping their wings exaggeratedly, chirped in amazement and ran in all directions, and after fleeing for a while without finding a predator, they carefully called their friends again and found a place to sleep.

Wang Lingguan ran wildly all the way, first touching the "Lei Gong Hall". This "Lei Gong Hall" is the place where Lei Gong lives, the name is "Tang", in fact, it is a wall, enclosing a small courtyard, there are three houses in the courtyard, the middle is the living room, the left one is the living room, the right one is the stove room. Although Lei Gong is ranked in the "Immortal List" of the Heavenly Palace, he is a priest and can distinguish between good and evil in the heavens, enforce the law on behalf of the heavens, kill the guilty, and preside over justice. Iron has to be hard first, bow to self-discipline, not only hate the extravagance of pomp and circumstance, can't get used to the sound of dogs and horses, and has no right to control, Suo surname moved to this remote courtyard, out of sight and out of mind, but unexpectedly let the villain take advantage of the loophole. The Wang Lingguan "Gentleman on the Beam" worked hard, took out the "ghost and sorrow", quietly pried open the lock, entered Lei Gong's room, saw Lei Gong sleeping soundly on the bed, snoring like thunder, and was overjoyed. After finishing Lei Gong, he took off the artifact used by Lei Gong to enforce the law on behalf of ------ heaven, took off the wedges, cones, and drums used by Lei Gong to enforce the law on behalf of the heavens, covered them with "invisibility cloaks", and gently put them into the "treasure bag". Wang Lingguan is familiar with all this, usually humble and studious, shameless to ask, on the surface of the iron face law enforcement, to maintain a high-pressure situation for all kinds of criminal behaviors, secretly but in the open plank road, secretly Chen Cang, take the opportunity to deal with all kinds of criminals, carefully figure, eclectic, innovative, bold exploration, and soon mastered the three religions and nine streams, seventy-two sects of the "outside" kung fu, was the treasure he remembered, even if it is a golden house hidden Jiao, copper walls and iron walls, it is also a leisurely stroll, hand to capture, its "empty gloves white wolf" The skills of the top masters in the line are breathtaking and ashamed. In this regard, he was originally a self-taught talent, but he also jumped into a generation of "grandmasters", belonging to the "late bloomer" and the "great achiever".

Seeing that a "magic weapon" had been stolen into the bag, Wang Lingguan took out three lifelike wedges, cones, drums, and thunder "magic weapons" from another "treasure bag" and gently hung them back on the weapon rack. He was cautious and suspicious, and what he sought in everything was the "three holes of the cunning rabbit", lest any Taoist friend and god come to sleep at night, and came to Lei Gong to drink and talk about the Tao in the dark, and suddenly found that the guy who was eating Lei Gong was missing, wouldn't he add to the chaos? Although these three utensils are fakes, they are not really used, and they are enough to deceive and deceive them, and no one will see the mystery in a short period of time. Fakes can also calm people's minds, the key is to look at the object of use.

Wang Lingguan saw that he had achieved great success, his spirit was refreshed, and the progress of the situation was beyond imagination, which invisibly boosted his "ambition", and there were loopholes everywhere, so it depends on whether you dare to drill or not, and whether you want to drill or not? This world is prepared for "adventurers", and it is absolutely difficult to get ahead and achieve a career by following the rules, and there is no good or evil in success, and glory only belongs to the winner!

Now, Wang Lingguan was quietly ambushed in mid-air of the "Nine Heavens", stepping on a thick cumulonimbus cloud under his feet, his eyes wide, monitoring every move on the ground. There are two major roads leading directly to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and no matter how the canopy goes, this is the only way for him. Now the difference is not the timing but the time, everything is ready, only the east wind is owed; as soon as the "east wind" arrives, the peak turns around.

Tragedy happens in an unexpected moment!