"Huh, why did it stop abruptly, it's so bad for the scenery. The Taoist sighed, and the excitement was still unfinished. General Crab saw that the national teacher was still in the mood, and he was afraid that he would sweep away the national teacher's Yaxing, so he hurriedly explained in a pretended sophisticated manner: "The national teacher, according to the general's speculation, or the princess's song is over, and the high-profile rest will be stopped. ”

No matter how General Crab blows his beard and pats the horse, but the Taoist is a little familiar with the piano, and knows that the princess's strings are broken, although it is difficult to determine the cause of the break, the strings are broken is an ironclad fact.

Taoists can't help but rejoice in their hearts, God help me. So he said: "Dear General Crab, this is not a princess's high-profile rest, this is a sudden problem with the princess's strings." “

General Crab fixed his eyes on each other, as if he was suspicious: "Master Guoshi, you didn't enter the piano room, and you didn't witness the princess's piano, why do you assert that the princess's strings are broken?"

The Taoist then said: "Dear general, I really don't know each other, back then, the poor Taoist cultivated with the teacher, and he was familiar with the piano in his spare time. Now that the princess's strings are broken, Poor Dao is willing to serve the princess, I wonder if General Crab can recommend it to the princess? “

"Master Guoshi, do you still know how to repair the piano? It's not simple, it's not simple, such an esoteric thing can be played by the national teacher. "General Crab admires the national teacher very much.

The Taoist was very modest, and said generously: "Palace, Shang, Jiao, Punishment, Yu, know a little about one or two." ”

The old crab had never heard of what the Taoist said, so he admired the Taoist even more. Think, he really has a few brushes. So General Crab wanted to take this opportunity to earn a performance in front of Princess Ao Yue. But when I thought of the cold and stern appearance of the princess's two palace guards, the clam girl, my heart chilled. I was a little afraid to take this job, so I retreated. said, "The national teacher is not the last general, and the princess guards the two guards at the palace gate." Too hard to approach. As the so-called master is good, it is difficult for the dog to say. ”

The Taoist said, "May I ask General Crab, what kind of people are the two female guards of the princess?"

General Crab said with a sad face: "It's two twenty-eight-year-old Harry Spirits, full of ice and snow beauties, twelve points of kung fu, each making a beauty soul-snatching sword, and taking people's lives five feet away." They are the princess's loyal guards. If you want to see the princess, you have to pass this beauty pass first. As far as I know, no one has ever passed this beauty pass. ”

The Taoist listened. He laughed on his back: "General Crab is too exaggerated, since ancient times, there has been no beauty pass that cannot be passed." ”

The thin shrimp soldier was very curious and envious and asked tentatively: "Master Guoshi, you can pass the beauty pass?"

General Crab said solemnly: "Dao Chief." This is no joke. If you don't get it right, you have to kill people. ”

"Ha-ha-ha-ha!" The Taoist laughed again, and his voice was no longer hoarse.

General Crab was overwhelmed by the laughter of the Daoist, his eyes were shocked and moved, and he said solemnly: "Daoist, may I ask why you are laughing at?"

The Taoist said coldly: "General Crab is too underestimated to be poor. I want to be a handsome guy when I was poor and merry. ”

The fat shrimp soldier was taken aback, and said with great envy: "Oh! The national teacher was still a handsome guy back then, I really can't see it!"

General Crab was unconvinced: "How dare the last general have the meaning of underestimating the great master." The last general is telling the truth. ”

The Taoist triangular eyes glared: "General Crab, as long as you are willing to take Poor Dao to the princess's piano room." The poor road can pass the beauty pass in a grand manner. ”

"Really?" General Crab was surprised. "You might as well give it a try, how dare you boast about this. "The Taoist said it very seriously, not like he was joking.

The fat shrimp soldier said: "We also opened our eyes. ”

The Taoist said: "The cow is not blowing, the boat is not pushing, the little ones will wait and see." ”

The two shrimp soldiers have to look at the lively mentality: "Great." "Let's go. General Crab moved his eyes and crossed his heart. "Please lead the way, General Crab. The Taoist voice was still a little hoarse.

The Taoist deliberately put the word "big" in front of the general, and the crab general became the crab general. How easy is it to talk about how easy it is to be promoted from a general to a general? I don't know how long I have to fight on the reins, how many enemy heads I take, and how much blood I have to shed! Of course, being a general is a beautiful thing that an old crab dreams of. And this title is basically the same weight as His Majesty's awarding of the rank of Celebrity, and its significance cannot be underestimated, because who is he? He is His Majesty's most popular national teacher today. Thinking of this, General Crab was even more fluttering. For this reason, I, the old crab, have to recommend the national teacher to the princess no matter what. So General Crab excitedly led the Taoist to the outside of the Crystal Palace of the Dragon Palace Princess.

The crystal palace shimmered like white gold, dazzling and even a little dizzy.

Outside the palace gate, there is a slim ice and snow beauty on the left and right, with a dignified and noble demeanor, and the vigilance is extremely high, and a fly and mosquito do not want to fly into the princess's palace. In addition to the blinking of their beautiful eyes, they are simply like ice carvings, which makes people have to be coldly confined. "It's here. General Crab turned back to the Taoist and said. As a result, what made him stunned was that the Taoist suddenly disappeared and the world evaporated. What a great master, so bold, was frightened and ran away. General Crab was questioning the courage of the great master, but what he saw now was a tall and majestic beautiful young man with red lips and white teeth standing in front of him. General Crab was stunned, the two activities were fixed, and he asked in surprise, "Are you?" General Crab doesn't need to be surprised, and acts according to the plan. The beautiful boy's voice was a little hoarse.

Now, it is imminent, and it is too late to retreat.

General Crab moved his two eyes, pretended to be calm, stepped forward and bowed his hand respectfully: "Two female generals, the little one is polite." The two beauties did not reply.

General Crab rolled his eyes for a while, plucked up the courage to bow his hand respectfully again: "Two female generals, the little one is polite." The two cold beauties still didn't move.

The two shrimp soldiers looked at each other, pursed their lips, their hearts were half cold, and the sharp knife on their heads was soft again.

General Crab lost his confidence and glanced at the "beautiful boy" as if asking for help.

The beautiful boy Nunu encouraged him to go again.

General Crab thought, it's too faceless, and he must not let the Taoist look down on him, nor can he let the two shrimps look at it in vain, fall into a laughing stock, and become the talk of the shrimps after dinner. So he plucked up his courage again, was cheeky, coughed dryly, cleared his throat, it could be regarded as a courageous man, took half a step forward, and bowed respectfully and bowed: "The two female generals, the last general is polite." ”

The cold beauty standing on the right of the column finally opened her red lips, revealing a mouthful of fine rice and silver teeth, and said coldly: "Crab roe, if you don't go to patrol the river, why are you here?" The cold beauty didn't bother to look at the crab roe, and only threw out this cold sentence.

General Crab hurriedly responded: "The little one was patrolling the river, and when he heard the sound of the princess's piano, he knew that there was a reason, and he happened to meet this young man, saying that he knew the way of the piano well and was willing to serve the princess." ”

The cold beauty standing on the left side of the column heard that it was a young man, and said with a sour taste: "Has everyone seen the princess?"

was robbed by the cold beauty like this, and the two standing eyes of General Crab's activities were fixed, very embarrassed, and I didn't know how to deal with it.

The young man hurriedly took a step forward and said politely: "Two female generals, the student's master once tuned the piano for Zhong Ziqi, and he has won the true inheritance of the master in the future, and he is willing to give it a try for the princess." ”

The two ice beauties looked like a beautiful young man, their eyes lit up, and their faces softened a little: "Do you have weapons on you?" asked the ice beauty standing on the right side of the column.

"The student is weak and doesn't know what a weapon is?"

The ice beauty standing on the left guard said, "Stand here and search your body." ”

The young man obediently accepted the ice beauty's search up and down all over his body. After the search was completed, the ice beauty shouted again: "Turn around and raise your hands." So he searched up and down one by one. The beautiful young man's heart is sweet, beautiful, and he is so happy to be searched by a beautiful woman, and it doesn't hurt to wish her to search thousands of times.

Zuo Wei Bing said: "There are no suspicious objects. “

So the two ice beauties spoke softly, discussed it, and the ice beauties on the right spoke up: "This female general will take you in, but you have to abide by the rules, don't look at indecent things, don't move indecent things." ”

The young man replied sincerely, "Follow the teachings." ”

The ice beauty on the left says, "Walk you".

General Crab and the two shrimp soldiers are also ready to move.

The ice beauty on the right pressed the beauty soul chasing sword and shouted, "All three of you retreat." ”

The old crab and the two shrimp soldiers said, "Yes, yes." He hurriedly took a few steps back and almost fell. (To be continued......)