Chapter Twenty-Seven: Playing the Gong

On the practice field in the Yuxiao Palace, the Xiyuan childlike real person sat cross-legged, and the meditation was finished. Then hold the dust on the left side of the dust and draw nine times, the right side of the Shan painting nine times, the middle of the Shan painting nine times, silently recite a few words of prayer in the mouth, and practice Dan to finish. In the Lian Dan furnace, the fragrant mist curls and lingers slowly.

Seeing that the four gods and beasts were not like them, Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren came to his side, so he jumped on the four things that he loved to ride, stroking and patting with a smile, and his mouth was still chattering, such as the obedient riding beast for the teacher is so cute, so sensible and so on. It is the Lord who is happy with his beast, the beast who is happy with his Lord, and the Lord and the beast are suitable, and no one is willing to leave anyone.

At this moment, Brother Panda came in to salute and said, "Master, Senior Brother Condor has been waiting for a long time when he returns to the mountain to ask for a meeting. ”

Xiyuan Zhenren was shocked: "When the Condor returns to the mountain, there must be something important, why didn't you call him in to see me earlier?"

The panda fat brother said: "I think that the master has not finished practicing Dan, so I don't dare to disturb." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said: "Other things can be put aside temporarily, but the Condor returns to the mountain is a big matter, and it must be reported immediately, as for Lian Dan, in this special case, it is okay to delay some hours, and make up for the delayed hours in the future, or even practice for one or two more hours." Of course, you can't be blamed for this, because you don't know the mystery yet, so you can do it in the future. In short, except for the special case of the Condor returning to the mountain, no exception shall be made for anything else. ”

Brother Panda replied respectfully: "Yes, Master, if Senior Brother Condor returns to the mountain in the future, the apprentice will definitely tell him immediately." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren praised: "Very good. Then he said meaningfully (because Xiyuan Zhenren is very aware of the dispute between the disciples outside the Yuxiao Palace): "Brother Panda, you are very good to your senior brother like this now, you can do what you want, don't make extraneous branches, don't raise your eyebrows and raise your eyes." Hurry up and send the Condor Brother in. ”

Brother Fat Panda said respectfully, "Yes, Master." "He had to be ordered.

When Senior Brother Condor saw Brother Fat Panda coming out, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Brother Panda, is Master finished practicing Dan?"

Brother Fat Panda said, "Yes, Master has finished practicing Dan." Senior brother, Master has asked you to come in. ”

The Condor said, "Thank you, Senior Brother, for your report. ”

Brother Fat Panda said: "Don't say this, we people should." ”

This sounded a bad taste, and the Condor said, "Why do you say that, I have a senior brother of Lao." ”

The fat panda brother always looked to the side of the Condor and said, "Senior brother is too polite. ”

The Condor said: "It's not strange to have many people. ”

Brother Fat Panda said in a hoarse voice: "Fake, fake, much more fake." "No, politeness is the basic quality of life, it's not called fake, it's not much fake, it's not much fake, and being a man should be like this." "Fat Panda Brother administers justice. "Without further ado, let's go ahead and see Master. "Fat Panda looked impatient.

That's all too true. "Fat Panda Brother commented.

The Condor turned to the practice pill field, saw the true person of Xiyuan Child's heart, and said: "Master, the apprentice goes back to the mountain to see the master." ”

Xiyuan is truly humane: "The virtuous are exempt from courtesy." The apprentice is not working in Minjiang, but now he suddenly returns to the palace, is there anything wrong?"

The Condor truthfully reported the serious situation between the enemy and us in Minjiang, and said: "Master, the ability to reverse the dragon is very strong, and now the Dragon King of the Five Seas has moved to help, the disciple can't win for a while, and the people of Minjiang are still in deep suffering, and the disciple is very ashamed, and I ask the master to give him divine power again to win the Ao rebellion." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren said lightly: "Don't feel guilty, the reverse dragon has three thousand years of Taoism, and it is already very good for you to have a tie with him." Now as a teacher, I will teach you a trick, and you will definitely be able to win the reverse dragons. ”

The Condor bowed deeply to the ground, thanked the master and said, "Thank you Master for your teaching." ”

Xiyuan childlike real people laughed and jumped off the four statues of the beasts, patted the neck of the beast and commanded: "Good Baoqi, now as a teacher, I want to tell the senior brother about serious things, you go play with yours, I will snort you when the time comes." ”

The four beasts were not very obedient, shaking their heads and tails and running and jumping to play separately.

The Condor also liked this Rui Beast very much, and said, "Master, this Rui Beast is really spiritual, and it is too well-behaved. ”

Unexpectedly, Xiyuan childlike real people have another saying: "There are times when you are disobedient." ”

The Condor was quite impressed, and said honestly: "I always thought he was very well-behaved."

Xiyuan Zhenren said with a heavy expression: "He is the same as others, he also makes mistakes, and he also does things that are out of line. ”

The Condor asked curiously, "Master, will it also do extraordinary things?"

Xiyuan Zhenren nodded and said, "Yes, he also has the instinct of the beast to eat as the sky, that time I took it to the birthday banquet of the old mother of Lishan, it played outside the banquet hall, as soon as it saw the white crane boy of the old mother of Lishan, it suddenly pounced over, grabbed the white crane boy and was about to bite, fortunately the mountain patrol god will be rescued in time, so as not to cause a tragedy." ”

The Condor was shocked: "Ah, I really can't see such bloody acts." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren said: "These four are not like it, it has its spiritual side, and it also has its animal side, because its apotheosis process has not yet been completed. ”

"Master, did you punish it?"

"Of course, there will be punishment, and there will be no leniency. Xiyuan Zhenren said in a fierce voice.

The Condor asked, "Master, what do you do with it?"

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said: "Of course, just because it is the mount of the division, you can take it for granted to punish it, the beast has the right to be a beast, and you have to go through the legal route." Heavenly Court ruling: According to Article 9 of the Heavenly Rules, 'If any beast that has practiced for more than a thousand years does not change its animal behavior, and commits a bloody and vicious case that does not result in a murderous result, it will be cut off for 800 years.' “

The Condor asked curiously, "Then can it still achieve positive results?"

Xiyuan said unfathomably: "It depends on its immortal creation." Immortal machines cannot be divulged. ”

The Condor was very ashamed of his own inquiry, lowered his head, and was speechless.

Xiyuan Zhenren is really an empathetic, generous and kind master. He said: "Apprentice, the teacher understands your curiosity very well, it is normal, and there is no need to be ashamed and depressed. ”

The Condor was very grateful to his master for his almost unreasonable tolerance of breaking the casserole and asking to the end, and only said a heartfelt sentence from the bottom of his heart: "Master is so good." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said: "Condor apprentice, just now our master and apprentice said that they were happy, and the more we talked about it, the farther and farther, what is the major topic we should discuss? ”

The Condor smiled and said, "Master doesn't have a bad memory, but he deliberately relaxes his emotions and teases his apprentices." ”

Xiyuan said with a smile: "How can you guess that meaning for a teacher? ”

The Condor's mood was very relaxed: "The purpose of the apprentice going up the mountain is very clear, in fact, the master has already remembered it in his heart, and he will not forget it." ”

Receiving the praise of the apprentice, Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren was overjoyed and said: "Those who know me love the apprentice Condor." ”

Master's frank expression of true feelings made the Condor very happy, and he smiled, and his two eyes smiled like crooked beans.

Xiyuan asked again: "Apprentice, why are you coming up the mountain? Look at my memory, it's terrible!"

The Condor knew in his heart that this was the master pretending to be brain-dead and amusing himself. The Condor also came up with a plan, and said not to be angry: "Oh no, Master, your forgetfulness has been transmitted to the disciples, and I have forgotten why I came up the mountain?"

"Is it that serious?" Xiyuan asked the childlike real person. "Yes, quite seriously. The Condor replied.

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren was quite apologetic: "Apprentice, I'm really sorry, let the teacher help you think about why you came up the mountain?"

The Condor said, "The apprentice is so grateful to Master. "Why did you come up the mountain?" Xiyuan's childlike heart is really good, and he is still pretending.

The Condor had no choice but to say again: "The apprentice went up the mountain and begged the master to give him divine power again to defeat the evil dragon." ”

Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren suddenly said: "By the way, you actually have a fairy trick in the teacher's heart, so there is no hurry at all." ”’

"But the fugitive is in a hurry!" Condor said. "Apprentice, don't worry, don't worry, it's not okay to be in a hurry. ”

The Condor finally couldn't bear it anymore and didn't want to play anymore, and said, "Master, what kind of fairy trick is it, let's talk about it, I'm in a hurry." ”

Xiyuan Zhenren saw that the apprentice was really anxious and couldn't stand it, and decided not to play anymore: "Don't worry, as a teacher, I will tell you that there is a fantasy cave in the Minshan Snow Plain, and there is a treasure hidden in the cave, you get it, and capturing the reverse dragon is like fishing sauerkraut in a pickle jar, and you can get it with your hand." At that time, Tu'er was definitely the best defender in the world, Li Bingye!"

The Condor was a little confused: "Master, that baby has such magical powers? Besides, the dragons are not fuel-efficient lamps!"

Xiyuan was naughty and serious, and said: "Apprentice, as long as you are bold and careful, and use your brains more, you will win the book." Whether you can win or not depends on whether you have the determination and courage to do so?" "Looks like we're leaving.

The Condor was so anxious that he was about to cry: "Master, there is no one who knows the apprentice than the master, the apprentice has been with the master for many years, and the master knows best whether the apprentice has the determination and courage at this juncture." ”

Xiyuan childlike real person smiled: "Haha, for the teacher to joke with you, if you can't afford to play, you're going to cry, apprentice, don't cry." ”

At this time, Bao Qi Siwei had already run over, leaning on the side of Xiyuan Zhenren, rubbing one after another, and kept licking the hands of the childlike real person, jumping non-stop, and was very happy.

Xiyuan's childlike real person stroked and beckoned Rui Beast and said, "Okay, okay, don't be coquettish." ”

The four are not very obedient, and after jumping a few times, they will no longer be coquettish.

At this time, Xiyuan Zhenren waved to the Condor handle and said, "Disciple, come with your ears." ”

The Condor wiped away his tears and tended to come forward.

Xiyuan childlike real people chanted words in front of the ears of the Condor: "So so, so, so." ”

Li Bing nodded silently.

Xiyuan Zhenren thought for a while, and said happily: "Apprentice, you don't have a good memory, let the teacher play your three gongs to strengthen your impression, lest you turn your back and forget, only play three times, never play more, do not do it?"

Li Bing nodded and said, "." But please be merciful with Master's fingers and play lightly, Master's one-finger Zen kung fu is so good that the wooden board will play a hole, how can ordinary people stand it?"

"Disciples are not ordinary people, can they stand it. After speaking, Xiyuan Childlike Zhenren rolled up his sleeves, smiled and grinned, and played three ringing gongs in the middle of Li Bing's forehead. Then he asked, "Does it hurt?"

Li Bing smiled and said, "It doesn't hurt at all, but it's itchy." ”

"It means that the apprentice's iron head skills are good! Then why should I play a few more times?" Xiyuan is addicted to playing and wants to play.

The Condor couldn't help but laugh and said, "Forget it, Master, it's itchy and crispy, I can't help but want to laugh." ”’

"If you don't play, you won't play, then you can go to the Minshan Snow Field. "Yes, in vain. The Condor replied.

The Condor said goodbye to Yuxiao Palace, and then spread its majestic wings and flew down Qingcheng Mountain, flying towards the Minshan Snow Field.

Xiyuan childlike real people frequently waved goodbye to the Condor.

In the high sky of the Condor, he also looked back at the master many times, and he was reluctant to give up his teacher.